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joes: spookygrowly: ain鈥檛 this that punchy ghost from Joe鈥檚 Weird Adventure or something like that
joes: spookygrowly:

ain鈥檛 this that punchy ghost from Joe鈥檚 Weird Adventure or something like that

spookygrowly: ain鈥檛 this that punchy ghost from Joe鈥檚 Weird Adventure or something like that

joes: buying peaches is so stressful because you have to consume them so quickly... it's like the moment the cashier types in that number the alpha peach turns to its brothers in the bags and says "alright listen up boys, it's time to remember your training. i want to see immense bruising by sundown. i want to see you near inedible by sunrise. remember it is better to die a free man than to be eaten." you gotta wolf down all of your peaches at the check out counter while the trader joe's employees eagerly look at the Peach Consumption Countdown Clock and cheer you on. these peaches have sensors on them that can tell when they come into contact with human hands so they can begin their self-destruct sequence like you're in a spy movie and the peach just relayed a message to you about the whereabouts of jimmy hoffa's decayed remains je-suis-hetalia Jimmy Hoffa is likely dead m4ge this response carries so much chaotic cursed energy. jimmy hoffa was declared dead in 1982 after disappearing in 1975. he was born in 1913, meaning he would be the miraculous age of 105 today if he wasn't dead. "likely dead." the fact that it's a hetalia blog trying to tell me that he is likely dead. the fact that i specifically mention his decayed corpse in my post so there is literally no reason for someone to alert me that he is "likely" deceased. the fact that this hetalia blog is trying to tell this to me, a person who up until recently literally worked for the international brotherhood of teamsters as a person in charge of handling their historical records. i spent two years of my life answering phone calls from people asking me if i personally knew what happened to jimmy hoffa's body. ive spent a significantly longer amount of time trying to forget that hetalia exists. my entire career as a hetalia faceboolk roleplayer at the age of 11 just flashed through my eyes. i legitimately cannot express how much this response has effected me. ive been staring at it for7 minutes. i feel like ive entered the twilight zone je-suis-hetalia I don't ever remember writing that when did I write that m4ge everything about this is cursed peaches
joes: buying peaches is so stressful because
 you have to consume them so quickly...
 it's like the moment the cashier types in
 that number the alpha peach turns to
 its brothers in the bags and
 says "alright listen up boys, it's time to
 remember your training. i want to see
 immense bruising by sundown. i want to
 see you near inedible by sunrise.
 remember it is better to die a free man
 than to be eaten." you gotta wolf down
 all of your peaches at the check out
 counter while the trader joe's
 employees eagerly look at the Peach
 Consumption Countdown Clock and
 cheer you on. these peaches have
 sensors on them that can tell when they
 come into contact with human hands so
 they can begin their self-destruct
 sequence like you're in a spy movie and
 the peach just relayed a message to
 you about the whereabouts of jimmy
 hoffa's decayed remains
 je-suis-hetalia
 Jimmy Hoffa is likely dead
 m4ge
 this response carries so much chaotic
 cursed energy. jimmy hoffa was
 declared dead in 1982 after
 disappearing in 1975. he was born in
 1913, meaning he would be the
 miraculous age of 105 today if he
 wasn't dead. "likely dead." the fact that
 it's a hetalia blog trying to tell me that
 he is likely dead. the fact that i
 specifically mention his decayed corpse
 in my post so there is literally no reason
 for someone to alert me that he is
 "likely" deceased. the fact that this
 hetalia blog is trying to tell this to me, a
 person who up until recently literally
 worked for the international
 brotherhood of teamsters as a person
 in charge of handling their historical
 records. i spent two years of my life
 answering phone calls from people
 asking me if i personally knew what
 happened to jimmy hoffa's body. ive
 spent a significantly longer amount of
 time trying to forget that hetalia exists.
 my entire career as a hetalia faceboolk
 roleplayer at the age of 11 just flashed
 through my eyes. i legitimately cannot
 express how much this response has
 effected me. ive been staring at it for7
 minutes. i feel like ive entered the
 twilight zone
 je-suis-hetalia
 I don't ever remember writing that
 when did I write that
 m4ge
 everything about this is cursed
peaches

peaches

joes: Oficers NCOs "The Joes are happy? We can't have that, now can we?"
joes: Oficers
 NCOs
"The Joes are happy? We can't have that, now can we?"

"The Joes are happy? We can't have that, now can we?"