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Ass, Broly, and Drinking: Niggas turn into goku when they around a female ez- e bee I can’t hang with homies who have no type of social intelligence. We all know this dude. He get around girls and his whole demeanor changes. The little bit of sauce he has accumulated has dried up in the pan and started a house fire. This man will open Pandora’s box with the worse timing. I guarantee you if this is your wing man don’t expect to get cheeks to clap for you. This was my friend Patrick. This Boy would start talking about topics that don’t need to be talked about when in front of girls. You could be trying to put him on to the best pussy the world has to offer, he would come up with a way to ruin it. We at a kick back playing uno. The girls were drinking and so the mood was mellow. I tried to get my boy Patrick with the girl who was there. Girls who rock a septum piercing give bomb head. Add a choker and that’s plus +25 for the pussy and -15 in loyalty because she won’t text back. She’s actually digging him but he’s finding every way to make the situation awkward. The girl who hosted us had a cat. You would think he would pet the cat when it came along or ignore it? Here he come “remember the time I choked a cat bro?”. Like why is this necessary to know right now? Is this your way of saying that you beat the pussy up? I quickly change the topic of discussion. Patrick tryna impress the girl by tryna son me. He put his hand on my head and tells me to get him some juice. That’s a fight in the hood. Patrick was dead tryna fight me. I couldn’t tell you how we manage to turn this girl living room into the cell game arena fighting over foolishness. The host came back downstairs with her brother and he whooped both our ass. I have deleted scenes of the Broly vs Goku and vegeta. I can’t trust niggas named Patrick. Spongebob tryna set niggas up.
Ass, Broly, and Drinking: Niggas turn into goku when they
 around a female
 ez-
 e bee
I can’t hang with homies who have no type of social intelligence. We all know this dude. He get around girls and his whole demeanor changes. The little bit of sauce he has accumulated has dried up in the pan and started a house fire. This man will open Pandora’s box with the worse timing. I guarantee you if this is your wing man don’t expect to get cheeks to clap for you. This was my friend Patrick. This Boy would start talking about topics that don’t need to be talked about when in front of girls. You could be trying to put him on to the best pussy the world has to offer, he would come up with a way to ruin it. We at a kick back playing uno. The girls were drinking and so the mood was mellow. I tried to get my boy Patrick with the girl who was there. Girls who rock a septum piercing give bomb head. Add a choker and that’s plus +25 for the pussy and -15 in loyalty because she won’t text back. She’s actually digging him but he’s finding every way to make the situation awkward. The girl who hosted us had a cat. You would think he would pet the cat when it came along or ignore it? Here he come “remember the time I choked a cat bro?”. Like why is this necessary to know right now? Is this your way of saying that you beat the pussy up? I quickly change the topic of discussion. Patrick tryna impress the girl by tryna son me. He put his hand on my head and tells me to get him some juice. That’s a fight in the hood. Patrick was dead tryna fight me. I couldn’t tell you how we manage to turn this girl living room into the cell game arena fighting over foolishness. The host came back downstairs with her brother and he whooped both our ass. I have deleted scenes of the Broly vs Goku and vegeta. I can’t trust niggas named Patrick. Spongebob tryna set niggas up.

I can’t hang with homies who have no type of social intelligence. We all know this dude. He get around girls and his whole demeanor changes....

Confused, Juice, and Respect: Gilgamesh left no maiden to her mother, no girl to her betrothed, no bride to her husband. Every maiden did he know. He did lust after all the maidens. His lust was unbounded. <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/176360778849/celtsoffate-cuchuchillin" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://celtsoffate.tumblr.com/post/175928033780/cuchuchillin-maid-of-timey-wimey" class="tumblr_blog">celtsoffate</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://cuchuchillin.tumblr.com/post/175927884876/maid-of-timey-wimey-cuchuchillin" class="tumblr_blog">cuchuchillin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://maid-of-timey-wimey.tumblr.com/post/175926916660/cuchuchillin-cuchulainnisafraidofboobs-hide" class="tumblr_blog">maid-of-timey-wimey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://cuchuchillin.tumblr.com/post/175918446236/cuchulainnisafraidofboobs-hide-your-wives-the-og" class="tumblr_blog">cuchuchillin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://cuchulainnisafraidofboobs.tumblr.com/post/175917966867/hide-your-wives-the-og-thot-is-in-town" class="tumblr_blog">cuchulainnisafraidofboobs</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Hide your wives the OG thot is in town</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="890" data-orig-width="1242"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3b09d1b7cda3197820025eb6ea76394/tumblr_pbx0sxYgZF1v2yxv3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="890" data-orig-width="1242"/></figure><p>Gilgamesh and Cú Chulainn solidarity </p> </blockquote> <p>I like the image but at least Cú Chulainn only went for ladies who wanted him back (granted, that was basically all of them.)</p> </blockquote> <p>Gilgamesh: *sexually harasses women*</p> <p>Cú Chulainn, who drinks respect women juice with every meal: </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="78" data-orig-width="321"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c89e5e16ea5bf86f1700d26859541eaa/tumblr_pbxg8lPSUu1v2yxv3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="78" data-orig-width="321"/></figure></blockquote> <p>This is the first thing I see when I open my dash. I’m both confused and amused </p> </blockquote> <p>Cu Chulainn: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS</p><p>Gilgamesh: IF SHE BREATHES SHE’S A THOT<br/></p></blockquote>
Confused, Juice, and Respect: Gilgamesh left no maiden to her
 mother, no girl to her betrothed, no
 bride to her husband. Every maiden
 did he know. He did lust after all the
 maidens. His lust was unbounded.
<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/176360778849/celtsoffate-cuchuchillin" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://celtsoffate.tumblr.com/post/175928033780/cuchuchillin-maid-of-timey-wimey" class="tumblr_blog">celtsoffate</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://cuchuchillin.tumblr.com/post/175927884876/maid-of-timey-wimey-cuchuchillin" class="tumblr_blog">cuchuchillin</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://maid-of-timey-wimey.tumblr.com/post/175926916660/cuchuchillin-cuchulainnisafraidofboobs-hide" class="tumblr_blog">maid-of-timey-wimey</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://cuchuchillin.tumblr.com/post/175918446236/cuchulainnisafraidofboobs-hide-your-wives-the-og" class="tumblr_blog">cuchuchillin</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://cuchulainnisafraidofboobs.tumblr.com/post/175917966867/hide-your-wives-the-og-thot-is-in-town" class="tumblr_blog">cuchulainnisafraidofboobs</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Hide your wives the OG thot is in town</p></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="890" data-orig-width="1242"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3b09d1b7cda3197820025eb6ea76394/tumblr_pbx0sxYgZF1v2yxv3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="890" data-orig-width="1242"/></figure><p>Gilgamesh and Cú Chulainn solidarity </p>
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<p>I like the image but at least Cú Chulainn only went for ladies who wanted him back (granted, that was basically all of them.)</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Gilgamesh: *sexually harasses women*</p>
<p>Cú Chulainn, who drinks respect women juice with every meal: </p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="78" data-orig-width="321"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c89e5e16ea5bf86f1700d26859541eaa/tumblr_pbxg8lPSUu1v2yxv3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="78" data-orig-width="321"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>This is the first thing I see when I open my dash. I’m both confused and amused </p>
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<p>Cu Chulainn: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS</p><p>Gilgamesh: IF SHE BREATHES SHE’S A THOT<br/></p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/176360778849/celtsoffate-cuchuchillin" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p...