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    Driving, Memes, and Money: IN THE HOSPITAL
 TMZ
 EXCLUSIVE
 TEKASHI69
 PISTOL WHIPPED,
 KIDNAPPED, ROBBED AND
 HOSPITALIZED
Sources close to Tekashi tell us, the rapper was working on a music video in Brooklyn early Sunday morning and at around 4AM he wrapped for the night and drove home. We're told when he got there another car pulled up and blocked his driveway. Our sources say that's when 3 hooded gunmen got out of the other car, grabbed Tekashi and pistol whipped him ... knocking him unconscious. We're told the next thing Tekashi knew, he was in the back seat of the car as the gunmen were driving around, telling him if they didn't get what they wanted from him - jewelry and money - they would kill him. Our sources say a short time later, the gunmen pulled up to Tekashi's home and 2 of them made their way inside as the third guarded 69 inside the vehicle. We're told the gunmen took around $750k in jewelry and between $15k and $20k in cash. While all this was happening, Tekashi's baby mama and daughter were inside the house but not hurt. That wasn't the end of it. We're told the gunmen then drove away with Tekashi still in the back seat. At some point 69 was able to open the back door and jumped out. One of the gunmen began chasing him but got scared and retreated because he was afraid he'd be ID'd. Our sources say Tekashi jumped in the passenger seat of a stranger's vehicle and pleaded for help. The stranger called 911 and then asked 69 to get out of the car at an intersection. An ambulance came and Tekashi was taken to a hospital, where he remains. Doctors are performing various tests, including a CT scan.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Driving, Memes, and Money: IN THE HOSPITAL
 TMZ
 EXCLUSIVE
 TEKASHI69
 PISTOL WHIPPED,
 KIDNAPPED, ROBBED AND
 HOSPITALIZED
Sources close to Tekashi tell us, the rapper was working on a music video in Brooklyn early Sunday morning and at around 4AM he wrapped for the night and drove home. We're told when he got there another car pulled up and blocked his driveway. Our sources say that's when 3 hooded gunmen got out of the other car, grabbed Tekashi and pistol whipped him ... knocking him unconscious. We're told the next thing Tekashi knew, he was in the back seat of the car as the gunmen were driving around, telling him if they didn't get what they wanted from him - jewelry and money - they would kill him. Our sources say a short time later, the gunmen pulled up to Tekashi's home and 2 of them made their way inside as the third guarded 69 inside the vehicle. We're told the gunmen took around $750k in jewelry and between $15k and $20k in cash. While all this was happening, Tekashi's baby mama and daughter were inside the house but not hurt. That wasn't the end of it. We're told the gunmen then drove away with Tekashi still in the back seat. At some point 69 was able to open the back door and jumped out. One of the gunmen began chasing him but got scared and retreated because he was afraid he'd be ID'd. Our sources say Tekashi jumped in the passenger seat of a stranger's vehicle and pleaded for help. The stranger called 911 and then asked 69 to get out of the car at an intersection. An ambulance came and Tekashi was taken to a hospital, where he remains. Doctors are performing various tests, including a CT scan.
                
            

            
            
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    Being Alone, Beautiful, and Creepy: 17:17 1
 13 hrs
 I often eat alone at a Wendy's that's just down the
 street from my house. A little less than a week ago, I
 noticed that they hired a new employee. She's a fair
 skinned woman who, for the sake of not violating a
 pending order of protection, we'll say is named
 Michelle. I was fond of her from the moment I first saw
 her. I immediately went home and scoured the
 internet to find out more information about her. I
 figured this way I'd be able to learn her interests and
 engage her in conversation regarding them
 l remember initially thinking to myself that it's a shame
 how name tags don't include last names. All I had to
 go on was her first name and location, yet thanks to
 Facebook's ability to search by city and state, I was
 able to find her after just a few hours. Once I did l
 realized I hit a goldmine; her phone number was
 visible to everyone, not just Facebook friends. Most
 women are scared to give out their number to a
 stranger because they don't think they're trustworthy,
 but if someone asked you out on a date after looking
 you up and learning your phone number without you
 having to tell them, you'd likely be far more trusting of
 that person since they already know your personal
 info. You'd have nothing to lose. That was my line of
 thinking, anyway.
 After obtaining her phone number I figured I'd try to
 do something romantic that would build up to me
 asking her out. I decided to use an app that would let
 me text her without revealing my actual number. The
 app allowed me to change my number at will
 O
 Write a comment...
 GF) )>
 7

 17:17 1
 3
 app allowed me to change my number at will,
 essentially making it unblockable, which I thought was
 a good idea since she might think it's just one of her
 friends messing with her and block it right away. This
 would grant me the ability to remain a complete
 enigma to her. "Once a day," I told myself. "Only text
 her once a day so it isn't creepy." Sadly, I was far too
 excited at the prospect of having my first girlfriend to
 stick to that.
 My first text to her was simply, "l saw that picture of
 your graduation you posted. You're beautiful." Later
 that day while I was sitting in the Wendy's parking lot I
 sent her another text that said, "l can see you right
 now. One day you'll see me, too." Before I knew it I had
 texted her over three hundred times in just a few days
 She never once responded to any of them. Still, not all
 messages contained text, some were just pictures of
 her that l took while she was at work to let her know
 that I was actually there
 Some of you may have noticed that I wasn't online at
 all yesterday. There is good reason for that. Yesterday
 was the day that I met her in person and tried to ask
 her out. It didn't go as planned. I walked up to
 Michelle while she was at the counter and told her
 that I'm her admirer. Her cheerful expression changed
 as she suddenly started shouting, "This is the guy!
 Marco, this is the guy!" Marco is her manager. He
 jumped from behind the counter and grabbed me
 while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm
 hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me
 O
 Write a comment...
 GF) )>
 7

 17:17 1
 13 hrs
 while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm
 hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me
 until police arrivedd
 The police said that the detainment was lawful, which
 meant that I was to be charged with battery for biting
 the manager in addition to stalking. This amounts to
 almost $500 in fines. Thankfully, father told me he'd
 take care of it since I'm currently unemployed. The
 police also told me that she's filing for an order of
 protection, so l can't return to that specific Wendy's.
 Father told me to keep my chin up and to remember
 that some women just aren't worth it. He said that If
 she thinks having a guy flatter her and think about her
 all the time is something to call the police over, then
 she must be "one of those nutty feminists." After
 spending some time thinking about it, I realized that
 he's right. Sometimes you just have to remind yourself
 that it's not you, it's them
 O
 Write a comment...
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The creepiest Neckbeard I've seen in a long time, him and his dad blame rejection on feminism
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Being Alone, Beautiful, and Creepy: 17:17 1
 13 hrs
 I often eat alone at a Wendy's that's just down the
 street from my house. A little less than a week ago, I
 noticed that they hired a new employee. She's a fair
 skinned woman who, for the sake of not violating a
 pending order of protection, we'll say is named
 Michelle. I was fond of her from the moment I first saw
 her. I immediately went home and scoured the
 internet to find out more information about her. I
 figured this way I'd be able to learn her interests and
 engage her in conversation regarding them
 l remember initially thinking to myself that it's a shame
 how name tags don't include last names. All I had to
 go on was her first name and location, yet thanks to
 Facebook's ability to search by city and state, I was
 able to find her after just a few hours. Once I did l
 realized I hit a goldmine; her phone number was
 visible to everyone, not just Facebook friends. Most
 women are scared to give out their number to a
 stranger because they don't think they're trustworthy,
 but if someone asked you out on a date after looking
 you up and learning your phone number without you
 having to tell them, you'd likely be far more trusting of
 that person since they already know your personal
 info. You'd have nothing to lose. That was my line of
 thinking, anyway.
 After obtaining her phone number I figured I'd try to
 do something romantic that would build up to me
 asking her out. I decided to use an app that would let
 me text her without revealing my actual number. The
 app allowed me to change my number at will
 O
 Write a comment...
 GF) )>
 7

 17:17 1
 3
 app allowed me to change my number at will,
 essentially making it unblockable, which I thought was
 a good idea since she might think it's just one of her
 friends messing with her and block it right away. This
 would grant me the ability to remain a complete
 enigma to her. "Once a day," I told myself. "Only text
 her once a day so it isn't creepy." Sadly, I was far too
 excited at the prospect of having my first girlfriend to
 stick to that.
 My first text to her was simply, "l saw that picture of
 your graduation you posted. You're beautiful." Later
 that day while I was sitting in the Wendy's parking lot I
 sent her another text that said, "l can see you right
 now. One day you'll see me, too." Before I knew it I had
 texted her over three hundred times in just a few days
 She never once responded to any of them. Still, not all
 messages contained text, some were just pictures of
 her that l took while she was at work to let her know
 that I was actually there
 Some of you may have noticed that I wasn't online at
 all yesterday. There is good reason for that. Yesterday
 was the day that I met her in person and tried to ask
 her out. It didn't go as planned. I walked up to
 Michelle while she was at the counter and told her
 that I'm her admirer. Her cheerful expression changed
 as she suddenly started shouting, "This is the guy!
 Marco, this is the guy!" Marco is her manager. He
 jumped from behind the counter and grabbed me
 while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm
 hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me
 O
 Write a comment...
 GF) )>
 7

 17:17 1
 13 hrs
 while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm
 hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me
 until police arrivedd
 The police said that the detainment was lawful, which
 meant that I was to be charged with battery for biting
 the manager in addition to stalking. This amounts to
 almost $500 in fines. Thankfully, father told me he'd
 take care of it since I'm currently unemployed. The
 police also told me that she's filing for an order of
 protection, so l can't return to that specific Wendy's.
 Father told me to keep my chin up and to remember
 that some women just aren't worth it. He said that If
 she thinks having a guy flatter her and think about her
 all the time is something to call the police over, then
 she must be "one of those nutty feminists." After
 spending some time thinking about it, I realized that
 he's right. Sometimes you just have to remind yourself
 that it's not you, it's them
 O
 Write a comment...
 GIF
 7
The creepiest Neckbeard I've seen in a long time, him and his dad blame rejection on feminism
                
            

            
            
The creepiest Neckbeard I've seen in a long time, him and his dad blame rejection on feminism

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Being Alone, Ass, and Gif: <p><a href="https://putmebackincoach.tumblr.com/post/174008018621/cplus902-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">putmebackincoach</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://cplus902.tumblr.com/post/174007646202/libertarirynn-transparentbeardmentality" class="tumblr_blog">cplus902</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174006878744/transparentbeardmentality-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://transparentbeardmentality.tumblr.com/post/174006853055/libertarirynn-jlongbone-libertarirynn-a" class="tumblr_blog">transparentbeardmentality</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174006802139/jlongbone-libertarirynn-a-few-observations" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/174006323874/libertarirynn-a-few-observations-1-that-was" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174005844262/a-few-observations-1-that-was-some-of-the-most" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>A few observations:<br/>
1. That was some of the most white bread unseasoned uncoordinated hot mess fighting Iโ€™ve ever seen in my life. Itโ€™s embarrassing enough that youโ€™re grown ass men fighting in a McDonaldโ€™s, but youโ€™re not even doing it well. Pink shirt guy almost took himself out on the kiosk after missing 15 punches.</p>

<p>2. If that had been my friend in the white shirt watching me get jumped like that and not doing shit except trying to play Dr. Phil with the two psychos that did it I would be looking for a new friend. You better get your ass in here and fight with me.</p>

<p>3. I deeply relate to that guy in the background just eating his burger like โ€œthat ainโ€™t got nothing to do with meโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚</p>

<p><a href="https://tmblr.co/m0If3wg4Y-iGkel9dTadFYQ">@jlongbone</a></p>
</blockquote>
<p style="">iโ€™m the glasses<br/></p>
</blockquote>

<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="332" data-orig-width="332"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c0fe43d39488853f7abba29d9bfa215c/tumblr_inline_p8wjajvNkM1rw09tq_500.gif" data-orig-height="332" data-orig-width="332"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>Casual racism, casual racism.ย  Implying fighting styles is a race-trait and that white people are the worst at it.ย  Casual racism, casual racism, itโ€™s so much fun and youโ€™ll pretty much never cop for shit for it (as long as youโ€™re denigrating whites alone).ย ย  Equality 2018.<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>When the hell did I mention the race of these people even once? Did you hurt your arms on that reach?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Blue shirt and shorts guy has a lot more patience for people being in his space and grabbing him than I would.ย  Also, yeah, if your friend is getting attacked, you jump the fuck in.ย  Oh my god, thatโ€™s like Friendship 101.</p></blockquote>

<p>I will never defend my friend if heโ€™s in the wrong. If you start a fight, you have to finish it like a man. </p></blockquote>

<p>But he didnโ€™t start it? </p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Being Alone, Ass, and Gif: <p><a href="https://putmebackincoach.tumblr.com/post/174008018621/cplus902-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">putmebackincoach</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://cplus902.tumblr.com/post/174007646202/libertarirynn-transparentbeardmentality" class="tumblr_blog">cplus902</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174006878744/transparentbeardmentality-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://transparentbeardmentality.tumblr.com/post/174006853055/libertarirynn-jlongbone-libertarirynn-a" class="tumblr_blog">transparentbeardmentality</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174006802139/jlongbone-libertarirynn-a-few-observations" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/174006323874/libertarirynn-a-few-observations-1-that-was" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174005844262/a-few-observations-1-that-was-some-of-the-most" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>A few observations:<br/>
1. That was some of the most white bread unseasoned uncoordinated hot mess fighting Iโ€™ve ever seen in my life. Itโ€™s embarrassing enough that youโ€™re grown ass men fighting in a McDonaldโ€™s, but youโ€™re not even doing it well. Pink shirt guy almost took himself out on the kiosk after missing 15 punches.</p>

<p>2. If that had been my friend in the white shirt watching me get jumped like that and not doing shit except trying to play Dr. Phil with the two psychos that did it I would be looking for a new friend. You better get your ass in here and fight with me.</p>

<p>3. I deeply relate to that guy in the background just eating his burger like โ€œthat ainโ€™t got nothing to do with meโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚</p>

<p><a href="https://tmblr.co/m0If3wg4Y-iGkel9dTadFYQ">@jlongbone</a></p>
</blockquote>
<p style="">iโ€™m the glasses<br/></p>
</blockquote>

<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="332" data-orig-width="332"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c0fe43d39488853f7abba29d9bfa215c/tumblr_inline_p8wjajvNkM1rw09tq_500.gif" data-orig-height="332" data-orig-width="332"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>Casual racism, casual racism.ย  Implying fighting styles is a race-trait and that white people are the worst at it.ย  Casual racism, casual racism, itโ€™s so much fun and youโ€™ll pretty much never cop for shit for it (as long as youโ€™re denigrating whites alone).ย ย  Equality 2018.<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>When the hell did I mention the race of these people even once? Did you hurt your arms on that reach?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Blue shirt and shorts guy has a lot more patience for people being in his space and grabbing him than I would.ย  Also, yeah, if your friend is getting attacked, you jump the fuck in.ย  Oh my god, thatโ€™s like Friendship 101.</p></blockquote>

<p>I will never defend my friend if heโ€™s in the wrong. If you start a fight, you have to finish it like a man. </p></blockquote>

<p>But he didnโ€™t start it? </p>
                
                

                
            

            
            
<p><a href="https://putmebackincoach.tumblr.com/post/174008018621/cplus902-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">putmebackincoach</a>:</p>

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