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Ass, Friday, and Ugly: Carlos Zuniga
Friday at 8:16 PM S
Nobody
Freshman: "if I get jumped
who stepping in"
ima ride an ugly ass car from now on so when ever I get hit itโs w.e
![Ass, Friday, and Ugly: Carlos Zuniga
Friday at 8:16 PM S
Nobody
Freshman: "if I get jumped
who stepping in"
ima ride an ugly ass car from now on so when ever I get hit itโs w.e]()
ima ride an ugly ass car from now on so when ever I get hit itโs w.e
Memes, Scream, and House: tonight my mom and l spent
an hour trying to get a baby
squirrel out of the house...
after it jumped off it start
running all around the room
we were terrified and so was
the squirrel.
ed
That scream ๐ Credit: @ryanndickerson w- @sirnette
![Memes, Scream, and House: tonight my mom and l spent
an hour trying to get a baby
squirrel out of the house...
after it jumped off it start
running all around the room
we were terrified and so was
the squirrel.
ed
That scream ๐ Credit: @ryanndickerson w- @sirnette]()
That scream ๐ Credit: @ryanndickerson w- @sirnette
Android, Blackpeopletwitter, and Twitter: uuzou suzuva @TerrvisBetter 17h
Be for real man. Y'all really think that l'm
losing a fight to him??? Y'all serious?
260188 480
been runnin for to long, its time to gi... v
@DaRedHeaded1der
Replying to @TerryisBetter
That monkey got thumbs on his feet he
gonna hit u with a quadruple uppercut
Make u think u getting jumped
16:22 1/2/19 Twitter for Android
378 Retweets 1,756 Likes
Washed in 5 moves or less (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
![Android, Blackpeopletwitter, and Twitter: uuzou suzuva @TerrvisBetter 17h
Be for real man. Y'all really think that l'm
losing a fight to him??? Y'all serious?
260188 480
been runnin for to long, its time to gi... v
@DaRedHeaded1der
Replying to @TerryisBetter
That monkey got thumbs on his feet he
gonna hit u with a quadruple uppercut
Make u think u getting jumped
16:22 1/2/19 Twitter for Android
378 Retweets 1,756 Likes
Washed in 5 moves or less (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)]()
Washed in 5 moves or less (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Cute, Fucking, and Grandma: tricksterneon
leximaven
quietzombiegirl:
everyone's grandparents seem to
have really cute stories of how they
met, and like my grandparents met
when my grandma was running away
from police during a protest and she
jumped on the back of my grandads
motorcycle and just screamed
"DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE"
And that kids is how I met your grandmother
![Cute, Fucking, and Grandma: tricksterneon
leximaven
quietzombiegirl:
everyone's grandparents seem to
have really cute stories of how they
met, and like my grandparents met
when my grandma was running away
from police during a protest and she
jumped on the back of my grandads
motorcycle and just screamed
"DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE"
And that kids is how I met your grandmother]()
And that kids is how I met your grandmother
Blackpeopletwitter, Fuck, and Jumped: Offsis
@Lauragivesafuck
I told my homegirl "I attract fuck
She was like "you're a woman,
a pretty woman, you attract
everyone. Then, you chose fuck
I damn near jumped out the car
5:46 am 02 Jan 19
51.6K Retweets 259K Likes
The truth hurts (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
![Blackpeopletwitter, Fuck, and Jumped: Offsis
@Lauragivesafuck
I told my homegirl "I attract fuck
She was like "you're a woman,
a pretty woman, you attract
everyone. Then, you chose fuck
I damn near jumped out the car
5:46 am 02 Jan 19
51.6K Retweets 259K Likes
The truth hurts (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)]()
The truth hurts (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Reddit, Fuck, and Heart: Ebejeevezner Scrooge
@jeeveswilliams
Just read someone's 'almost jumped
from apartment window to kill self'
story on Reddit and they didn't do it
because their cat started rubbing
against their legs and they snapped
back to reality. The next comment
said: "l think your cat gave you one of
their nine lives."
Holy fuck I think my stone heart just beat via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2QM6ohC
![Reddit, Fuck, and Heart: Ebejeevezner Scrooge
@jeeveswilliams
Just read someone's 'almost jumped
from apartment window to kill self'
story on Reddit and they didn't do it
because their cat started rubbing
against their legs and they snapped
back to reality. The next comment
said: "l think your cat gave you one of
their nine lives."
Holy fuck I think my stone heart just beat via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2QM6ohC]()
Holy fuck I think my stone heart just beat via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2QM6ohC
Reddit, Fuck, and Heart: Ebejeevezner Scrooge
@jeeveswilliams
Just read someone's 'almost jumped
from apartment window to kill self'
story on Reddit and they didn't do it
because their cat started rubbing
against their legs and they snapped
back to reality. The next comment
said: "l think your cat gave you one of
their nine lives."
Holy fuck I think my stone heart just beat
![Reddit, Fuck, and Heart: Ebejeevezner Scrooge
@jeeveswilliams
Just read someone's 'almost jumped
from apartment window to kill self'
story on Reddit and they didn't do it
because their cat started rubbing
against their legs and they snapped
back to reality. The next comment
said: "l think your cat gave you one of
their nine lives."
Holy fuck I think my stone heart just beat]()
Holy fuck I think my stone heart just beat
Reddit, Http, and Wholesome: Ebejeevezner Scrooge
@jeeveswilliams
Just read someone's 'almost jumped
from apartment window to kill self"
story on Reddit and they didn't do it
because their cat started rubbing
against their legs and they snapped
back to reality. The next comment
said: "l think your cat gave you one of
their nine lives."
Wholesome Cat via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2rTrOdI
![Reddit, Http, and Wholesome: Ebejeevezner Scrooge
@jeeveswilliams
Just read someone's 'almost jumped
from apartment window to kill self"
story on Reddit and they didn't do it
because their cat started rubbing
against their legs and they snapped
back to reality. The next comment
said: "l think your cat gave you one of
their nine lives."
Wholesome Cat via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2rTrOdI]()
Wholesome Cat via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2rTrOdI
Reddit, Jumped, and Reality: Ebejeevez ner Scrooge
@jeeveswilliams
Just read someone's 'almost jumped
from apartment window to kill self"
story on Reddit and they didn't do it
because their cat started rubbing
against their legs and they snapped
back to reality. The next comment
said: "think your cat gave you one of
their nine lives."
Now donโt go spending it all in one place
![Reddit, Jumped, and Reality: Ebejeevez ner Scrooge
@jeeveswilliams
Just read someone's 'almost jumped
from apartment window to kill self"
story on Reddit and they didn't do it
because their cat started rubbing
against their legs and they snapped
back to reality. The next comment
said: "think your cat gave you one of
their nine lives."
Now donโt go spending it all in one place]()
Now donโt go spending it all in one place
Love, Reddit, and Pets: Jeeves Williams @jeeveswilliams 3j
Just read someone's 'almost jumped
from apartment window to kill self story
on Reddit and they didn't do it because
their cat started rubbing against their
legs and they snapped back to reality.
The next comment said: "I think your cat
gave you one of their nine lives.
Your pets really love you. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2Bztr4N
![Love, Reddit, and Pets: Jeeves Williams @jeeveswilliams 3j
Just read someone's 'almost jumped
from apartment window to kill self story
on Reddit and they didn't do it because
their cat started rubbing against their
legs and they snapped back to reality.
The next comment said: "I think your cat
gave you one of their nine lives.
Your pets really love you. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2Bztr4N]()
Your pets really love you. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2Bztr4N
Shit, Pool, and Water: @MotherOfDoggons
What's the dumbest shit you ever did as
a kid?
My shining moment was when l was like
4? I put floaties on my feet and jumped
into a pool thinking l'd walk on water. I
almost drowned.
share your most embarassing story in the comments ๐
![Shit, Pool, and Water: @MotherOfDoggons
What's the dumbest shit you ever did as
a kid?
My shining moment was when l was like
4? I put floaties on my feet and jumped
into a pool thinking l'd walk on water. I
almost drowned.
share your most embarassing story in the comments ๐]()
share your most embarassing story in the comments ๐
Memes, Shit, and Dick: Elon Musk
Following
@elonmusk
Imagine getting jumped by 3 japan niggas
and one of them saysใซใซใใไธใใ
4:18 PM -6 Dec 2018
6,701 Retweets 66,811 Likes
:p โ
โ
โ ) -โ English โผ
04)|
Japanese โผ
ใซใซใใไธใใ
Karuma o ataeru
Pixelate that nigga's
dick
Edit
Holy shit, this is my worst nightmare.
![Memes, Shit, and Dick: Elon Musk
Following
@elonmusk
Imagine getting jumped by 3 japan niggas
and one of them saysใซใซใใไธใใ
4:18 PM -6 Dec 2018
6,701 Retweets 66,811 Likes
:p โ
โ
โ ) -โ English โผ
04)|
Japanese โผ
ใซใซใใไธใใ
Karuma o ataeru
Pixelate that nigga's
dick
Edit
Holy shit, this is my worst nightmare.]()
Holy shit, this is my worst nightmare.
Low Key, Memes, and The Game: I sang, I danced, I jumped, I kicked, I yelled!! Iโm sore right now!! You would think I played in the game (I wanted too low key frfr.) But, look how I slept... #BearDown https://t.co/z1RY04yRpE
![Low Key, Memes, and The Game: I sang, I danced, I jumped, I kicked, I yelled!! Iโm sore right now!! You would think I played in the game (I wanted too low key frfr.) But, look how I slept... #BearDown https://t.co/z1RY04yRpE]()
I sang, I danced, I jumped, I kicked, I yelled!! Iโm sore right now!! You would think I played in the game (I wanted too low key frfr.) Bu...
Dad, Funny, and Time: When your sister says "Daddy can you
pass the gravy?" and you, your dad,
your cousin, your uncle, and your
brother all reach for it at the same time.
Her dog jumped on the table @larnite โข โซโซโซ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily!
![Dad, Funny, and Time: When your sister says "Daddy can you
pass the gravy?" and you, your dad,
your cousin, your uncle, and your
brother all reach for it at the same time.
Her dog jumped on the table @larnite โข โซโซโซ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily!]()
Her dog jumped on the table @larnite โข โซโซโซ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily!
Memes, Thanksgiving, and Beach: 7 years ago we spent Thanksgiving in the Dominican Republic & this half-starved, stray puppy jumped up on @VAMNitโs beach chair & nibbled her ankle.
Our hearts cracked open;
Tobillo had arrived, with all her fearlessness, tenacity & joy.
We made room; she curled right up. https://t.co/lWxNZbhTwQ
![Memes, Thanksgiving, and Beach: 7 years ago we spent Thanksgiving in the Dominican Republic & this half-starved, stray puppy jumped up on @VAMNitโs beach chair & nibbled her ankle.
Our hearts cracked open;
Tobillo had arrived, with all her fearlessness, tenacity & joy.
We made room; she curled right up. https://t.co/lWxNZbhTwQ]()
7 years ago we spent Thanksgiving in the Dominican Republic & this half-starved, stray puppy jumped up on @VAMNitโs beach chair & nibbled he...
![Bad, Children, and Friends: . . .
and Their Pecadilloes
Sex (20 children), pride, temper
Sex (mostly futile), personal hygiene,
ach
Beethoven
temper
erg
Brahms
Chopin
Sex (affair with married woman)
Sex (with prostitutes), bad temper
Sex with transvestite (George Sand
[a woman])
Sex (French, wasn't he?)
ebussy
Janacek
Sex (affair with much younger married
woman
Liszt
Sex (made Mick Jagger look like a
mon
Mozart
Money, dirty jokes, billiards
Booze
ussorgsky
Puccini
Rachmaninoff
Saint-Saens
Schubert
Schumann
Sex (multiple adulteries)
Humorlessness, crewcut
Sex (homosexual pederasty)
Sex (died of syphilis at age 32)
Mental health (went mad, jumped in
Rhine, died of syphilis)
Sex (went deaf, went mad, died of
syphilis)
Sex (homosexual)
Smetana
Tchaikovsky
erdi
Sex (lived in sin with Giuseppina)
Sex (with friends' wives), greed,
anti-Semitism, crypto-fascism, welshing
on debts, hemorrhoids
Sex (went mad, died of syphilis)
agner
Wolf
hellahotlancelot:
libertarirynn:
sarahtheflutist:
โComposers and their Pecadilloesโ, Whoโs Afraid of Classical Music? By Michael Walsh
They came to write concertos and fuck and they just finished the concertos.
Also Iโm frankly amazed that sex got left off of Mozartโs list when itโs on nearly every other one and he literally sent scat fetish to his cousin.
Peccadilloes means an unimportant sin, right? How is Bach having sex with 20 children unimportant? Or am I missing something here?
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.Bach had 20 children, he did not have sex with 20 children.](https://pics.me.me/and-their-pecadilloes-sex-20-children-pride-37731273.png)
Bad, Children, and Friends: . . .
and Their Pecadilloes
Sex (20 children), pride, temper
Sex (mostly futile), personal hygiene,
ach
Beethoven
temper
erg
Brahms
Chopin
Sex (affair with married woman)
Sex (with prostitutes), bad temper
Sex with transvestite (George Sand
[a woman])
Sex (French, wasn't he?)
ebussy
Janacek
Sex (affair with much younger married
woman
Liszt
Sex (made Mick Jagger look like a
mon
Mozart
Money, dirty jokes, billiards
Booze
ussorgsky
Puccini
Rachmaninoff
Saint-Saens
Schubert
Schumann
Sex (multiple adulteries)
Humorlessness, crewcut
Sex (homosexual pederasty)
Sex (died of syphilis at age 32)
Mental health (went mad, jumped in
Rhine, died of syphilis)
Sex (went deaf, went mad, died of
syphilis)
Sex (homosexual)
Smetana
Tchaikovsky
erdi
Sex (lived in sin with Giuseppina)
Sex (with friends' wives), greed,
anti-Semitism, crypto-fascism, welshing
on debts, hemorrhoids
Sex (went mad, died of syphilis)
agner
Wolf
sarahtheflutist:โComposers and their Pecadilloesโ, Whoโs Afraid of Classical Music? By Michael Walsh
They came to write concertos and fuck and they just finished the concertos.Also Iโm frankly amazed that sex got left off of Mozartโs list when itโs on nearly every other one and he literally sent scat fetish to his cousin.
![Bad, Children, and Friends: . . .
and Their Pecadilloes
Sex (20 children), pride, temper
Sex (mostly futile), personal hygiene,
ach
Beethoven
temper
erg
Brahms
Chopin
Sex (affair with married woman)
Sex (with prostitutes), bad temper
Sex with transvestite (George Sand
[a woman])
Sex (French, wasn't he?)
ebussy
Janacek
Sex (affair with much younger married
woman
Liszt
Sex (made Mick Jagger look like a
mon
Mozart
Money, dirty jokes, billiards
Booze
ussorgsky
Puccini
Rachmaninoff
Saint-Saens
Schubert
Schumann
Sex (multiple adulteries)
Humorlessness, crewcut
Sex (homosexual pederasty)
Sex (died of syphilis at age 32)
Mental health (went mad, jumped in
Rhine, died of syphilis)
Sex (went deaf, went mad, died of
syphilis)
Sex (homosexual)
Smetana
Tchaikovsky
erdi
Sex (lived in sin with Giuseppina)
Sex (with friends' wives), greed,
anti-Semitism, crypto-fascism, welshing
on debts, hemorrhoids
Sex (went mad, died of syphilis)
agner
Wolf
sarahtheflutist:โComposers and their Pecadilloesโ, Whoโs Afraid of Classical Music? By Michael Walsh
They came to write concertos and fuck and they just finished the concertos.Also Iโm frankly amazed that sex got left off of Mozartโs list when itโs on nearly every other one and he literally sent scat fetish to his cousin.](https://pics.me.me/and-their-pecadilloes-sex-20-children-pride-37731274.png)
![Bad, Children, and Friends: . . .
and Their Pecadilloes
Sex (20 children), pride, temper
Sex (mostly futile), personal hygiene,
ach
Beethoven
temper
erg
Brahms
Chopin
Sex (affair with married woman)
Sex (with prostitutes), bad temper
Sex with transvestite (George Sand
[a woman])
Sex (French, wasn't he?)
ebussy
Janacek
Sex (affair with much younger married
woman
Liszt
Sex (made Mick Jagger look like a
mon
Mozart
Money, dirty jokes, billiards
Booze
ussorgsky
Puccini
Rachmaninoff
Saint-Saens
Schubert
Schumann
Sex (multiple adulteries)
Humorlessness, crewcut
Sex (homosexual pederasty)
Sex (died of syphilis at age 32)
Mental health (went mad, jumped in
Rhine, died of syphilis)
Sex (went deaf, went mad, died of
syphilis)
Sex (homosexual)
Smetana
Tchaikovsky
erdi
Sex (lived in sin with Giuseppina)
Sex (with friends' wives), greed,
anti-Semitism, crypto-fascism, welshing
on debts, hemorrhoids
Sex (went mad, died of syphilis)
agner
Wolf
sarahtheflutist:โComposers and their Pecadilloesโ, Whoโs Afraid of Classical Music? By Michael Walsh
They came to write concertos and fuck and they just finished the concertos.Also Iโm frankly amazed that sex got left off of Mozartโs list when itโs on nearly every other one and he literally sent scat fetish to his cousin.]()
sarahtheflutist:โComposers and their Pecadilloesโ, Whoโs Afraid of Classical Music? By Michael Walsh They came to write concertos and fuck a...
Memes, Shit, and Shopping: YAY, LEAVES
THERE'S ALMOST CERTAINLY
DOG SHIT SOMEWHERE IN THIS PILE.
Colmic&comOsrian Gordon
Some piles are better left un-jumped.
Bonus Panel: goo.gl/RHNatx
(Get a jump on your holiday shopping! FowlLanguageStore.com )
![Memes, Shit, and Shopping: YAY, LEAVES
THERE'S ALMOST CERTAINLY
DOG SHIT SOMEWHERE IN THIS PILE.
Colmic&comOsrian Gordon
Some piles are better left un-jumped.
Bonus Panel: goo.gl/RHNatx
(Get a jump on your holiday shopping! FowlLanguageStore.com )]()
Some piles are better left un-jumped. Bonus Panel: goo.gl/RHNatx (Get a jump on your holiday shopping! FowlLanguageStore.com )
Basketball, Nba, and Sports: When your point guard getting jumped
and you hear "Get that Astroworld man
too
Shook ๐ (via โชEternalAtkeโฌ-Twitter)
![Basketball, Nba, and Sports: When your point guard getting jumped
and you hear "Get that Astroworld man
too
Shook ๐ (via โชEternalAtkeโฌ-Twitter)]()
Shook ๐ (via โชEternalAtkeโฌ-Twitter)