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Advice, Baller Alert, and Bones: Baller Mail: Ladies, What Would You Do If Your Man Laughed At Your Attempt To Be Sexy? @balleralert Baller Mail: Ladies, What Would You Do If Your Man Laughed At Your Attempt To Be Sexy? -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you’re going through a tough time-whether its with your relationship, your career, or just life, Baller Alert is here to give you some advice. While it can be hard to talk to family and friends out of fear of being judged, we are to here to be that listening ear. If you want to remain anonymous or don’t mind putting your business on front street, we will always give you the real deal and tell you what you need to know. If you would like some ballerific advice, email your questions to Peachkyss@balleralert.com. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Baller Mail....Message! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I need help. I decided to dress sexy for my husband to spice up the relationship. Rather than him appreciating the effort or complimenting me, he just laughed. Now, I feel embarrassed, hurt, and unappreciated. What should I do? Please Help!!!!” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Well, girrrrlllll! We told you that here at Baller Alert that we are going to be honest without sugarcoating the obvious. As quiet as it's kept, he may be cheating. A husband shouldn’t be laughing in the first place of his wife's initiative to dressing sexy, whether it is for the bedroom or a night out. He should be jumping your bones. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ My initial response to the laughter would be to ask him what the f*ck is so damn funny and then curse his a$$ out. Take it as a sign that he doesn't appreciate you. The first thing that you need to do is work on yourself and become comfortable with who you are. It seems that you are not confident with your body because the laugh shouldn't have bothered you. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If your spouse can't appreciate your efforts in spicing things up, then you need to express how you feel with confidence. Let him know how that sh*t affected you. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Remember, there is always someone out there that will appreciate every effort you put in. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What advice would you give our reader?
Advice, Baller Alert, and Bones: Baller Mail: Ladies, What Would You Do
 If Your Man Laughed At Your Attempt To
 Be Sexy?
 @balleralert
Baller Mail: Ladies, What Would You Do If Your Man Laughed At Your Attempt To Be Sexy? -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you’re going through a tough time-whether its with your relationship, your career, or just life, Baller Alert is here to give you some advice. While it can be hard to talk to family and friends out of fear of being judged, we are to here to be that listening ear. If you want to remain anonymous or don’t mind putting your business on front street, we will always give you the real deal and tell you what you need to know. If you would like some ballerific advice, email your questions to Peachkyss@balleralert.com. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Baller Mail....Message! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I need help. I decided to dress sexy for my husband to spice up the relationship. Rather than him appreciating the effort or complimenting me, he just laughed. Now, I feel embarrassed, hurt, and unappreciated. What should I do? Please Help!!!!” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Well, girrrrlllll! We told you that here at Baller Alert that we are going to be honest without sugarcoating the obvious. As quiet as it's kept, he may be cheating. A husband shouldn’t be laughing in the first place of his wife's initiative to dressing sexy, whether it is for the bedroom or a night out. He should be jumping your bones. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ My initial response to the laughter would be to ask him what the f*ck is so damn funny and then curse his a$$ out. Take it as a sign that he doesn't appreciate you. The first thing that you need to do is work on yourself and become comfortable with who you are. It seems that you are not confident with your body because the laugh shouldn't have bothered you. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If your spouse can't appreciate your efforts in spicing things up, then you need to express how you feel with confidence. Let him know how that sh*t affected you. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Remember, there is always someone out there that will appreciate every effort you put in. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What advice would you give our reader?

Baller Mail: Ladies, What Would You Do If Your Man Laughed At Your Attempt To Be Sexy? -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you’re goin...

Bless Up, Crime, and Drunk: My friend just adopted this strange brown hippopotamus. Pic: reddit u/Herodias @DrSmashlove PP fracture is real, and it’s unfortunate, bruv. The PP is comprised of three tubes, two of which fill up with blood when u aroused. The third is the urethra. If ya girl on top - riding a lil too wild goin ham and bananas on the dih and she super duper waterfall shtatus just making a puddle under u cot damn jumping up and down to hit that super deep shtroke to where yo PP feel like it bout to pop out - she could actually land wrong and u could sustain a fracture - u hear a loud popping or cracking which mean the tissue that surround ya two big tubes can’t withstand the pressure. Down go ya PP. Bruising. Indescribable pain. Blood when u pee. U gotta go straight to the ER and have surgery and even then, u might never do a full flag salute again. That don’t seem very pleasant, do it bruv. To just get yo PP broke. Well how the FVCK u think a woman feel when u putting in work from behind, invade the wrong entry point, and break her b00tyhole 😩. Men who find themselves ‘accidentally’ in the back door are engaging in gross negligence or recklessness - which is a crime. If u drunk and drive, u may not be intending to hit a kid on a bicycle, but if u do, u knew it was possible, and so u liable. That’s at BEST. At worst, y’all in rape territory (let’s call it what it is.) Sadly, I’ve met a LOT of women who will never even try the Backdoor Boogie because of an ‘accidental’ invasion so congrats to all u men who do this - your aggression - wanton stupidity has ruined a pretty awesome act for a whole segment of the female population. The bottom line is that this is inexcusable - either u careless to the point of being reckless, or u a predator. And whether u know it or not bruv u on borrowed time. A lot of ladies like it rough. This isn’t ‘being rough’. It’s not consensual. It’s barely a grey area. It’s actually mostly black and white. Your last partner might have let it slide (no pun intended 😖) but your next one might fvck ya life up - and she got every right to. I am the last one who should be lecturing anybody because I do a lot of sh!t I’m ashamed of so let’s just take this as a collective reminder...Men: let’s do better. ME TOO. Aight? Bless up 🙌
Bless Up, Crime, and Drunk: My friend just adopted this strange brown
 hippopotamus.
 Pic: reddit u/Herodias
 @DrSmashlove
PP fracture is real, and it’s unfortunate, bruv. The PP is comprised of three tubes, two of which fill up with blood when u aroused. The third is the urethra. If ya girl on top - riding a lil too wild goin ham and bananas on the dih and she super duper waterfall shtatus just making a puddle under u cot damn jumping up and down to hit that super deep shtroke to where yo PP feel like it bout to pop out - she could actually land wrong and u could sustain a fracture - u hear a loud popping or cracking which mean the tissue that surround ya two big tubes can’t withstand the pressure. Down go ya PP. Bruising. Indescribable pain. Blood when u pee. U gotta go straight to the ER and have surgery and even then, u might never do a full flag salute again. That don’t seem very pleasant, do it bruv. To just get yo PP broke. Well how the FVCK u think a woman feel when u putting in work from behind, invade the wrong entry point, and break her b00tyhole 😩. Men who find themselves ‘accidentally’ in the back door are engaging in gross negligence or recklessness - which is a crime. If u drunk and drive, u may not be intending to hit a kid on a bicycle, but if u do, u knew it was possible, and so u liable. That’s at BEST. At worst, y’all in rape territory (let’s call it what it is.) Sadly, I’ve met a LOT of women who will never even try the Backdoor Boogie because of an ‘accidental’ invasion so congrats to all u men who do this - your aggression - wanton stupidity has ruined a pretty awesome act for a whole segment of the female population. The bottom line is that this is inexcusable - either u careless to the point of being reckless, or u a predator. And whether u know it or not bruv u on borrowed time. A lot of ladies like it rough. This isn’t ‘being rough’. It’s not consensual. It’s barely a grey area. It’s actually mostly black and white. Your last partner might have let it slide (no pun intended 😖) but your next one might fvck ya life up - and she got every right to. I am the last one who should be lecturing anybody because I do a lot of sh!t I’m ashamed of so let’s just take this as a collective reminder...Men: let’s do better. ME TOO. Aight? Bless up 🙌

PP fracture is real, and it’s unfortunate, bruv. The PP is comprised of three tubes, two of which fill up with blood when u aroused. The thi...