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Bad, cnn.com, and Fall: The Independent @Independent Here's what you should do in the event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/ 2piOhjW 8/9/17, 3:19 PM NBC News @NBCNews NBC NEWS "Don't run. Get inside". What experts say to do in case of a nuclear attack nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt 8/9/17, 9:30 AM CN CNN @CNN Hawaii is preparing in case of a North Korea attack. Experts say you have about 15 min. to take cover after a launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9 pagan-hulse: shit-editor: magic-owl: lime-vodkaaa: goodshinyhunter: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x] This shit is wild. There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can. After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation. Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning. Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically. How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it. You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure. Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately. I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this. Sorry, what year is this again??
Bad, cnn.com, and Fall: The Independent
 @Independent
 Here's what you should do in the
 event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/
 2piOhjW
 8/9/17, 3:19 PM

 NBC News
 @NBCNews
 NBC NEWS
 "Don't run. Get inside". What experts
 say to do in case of a nuclear attack
 nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt
 8/9/17, 9:30 AM

 CN
 CNN
 @CNN
 Hawaii is preparing in case of a North
 Korea attack. Experts say you have
 about 15 min. to take cover after a
 launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9
pagan-hulse:
shit-editor:

magic-owl:

lime-vodkaaa:


goodshinyhunter:


tripprophet:


weavemama:

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

This shit is wild.


There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.
After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation. 
Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.
Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically. 
How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it. 
You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.


Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.


I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case

Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this.


Sorry, what year is this again??

pagan-hulse: shit-editor: magic-owl: lime-vodkaaa: goodshinyhunter: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officially...

Bad, cnn.com, and Fall: The Independent @Independent Here's what you should do in the event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/ 2piOhjW 8/9/17, 3:19 PM NBC News @NBCNews NBC NEWS "Don't run. Get inside". What experts say to do in case of a nuclear attack nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt 8/9/17, 9:30 AM CN CNN @CNN Hawaii is preparing in case of a North Korea attack. Experts say you have about 15 min. to take cover after a launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9 pagan-hulse: shit-editor: magic-owl: lime-vodkaaa: goodshinyhunter: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x] This shit is wild. There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can. After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation. Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning. Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically. How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it. You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure. Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately. I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this. Sorry, what year is this again??
Bad, cnn.com, and Fall: The Independent
 @Independent
 Here's what you should do in the
 event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/
 2piOhjW
 8/9/17, 3:19 PM

 NBC News
 @NBCNews
 NBC NEWS
 "Don't run. Get inside". What experts
 say to do in case of a nuclear attack
 nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt
 8/9/17, 9:30 AM

 CN
 CNN
 @CNN
 Hawaii is preparing in case of a North
 Korea attack. Experts say you have
 about 15 min. to take cover after a
 launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9
pagan-hulse:
shit-editor:

magic-owl:

lime-vodkaaa:


goodshinyhunter:


tripprophet:


weavemama:

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

This shit is wild.


There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.
After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation. 
Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.
Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically. 
How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it. 
You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.


Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.


I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case

Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this.


Sorry, what year is this again??

pagan-hulse: shit-editor: magic-owl: lime-vodkaaa: goodshinyhunter: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officially...

Bad, cnn.com, and Fall: The Independent @Independent Here's what you should do in the event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/ 2piOhjW 8/9/17, 3:19 PM NBC News @NBCNews NBC NEWS "Don't run. Get inside". What experts say to do in case of a nuclear attack nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt 8/9/17, 9:30 AM CN CNN @CNN Hawaii is preparing in case of a North Korea attack. Experts say you have about 15 min. to take cover after a launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9 pagan-hulse: shit-editor: magic-owl: lime-vodkaaa: goodshinyhunter: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x] This shit is wild. There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can. After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation. Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning. Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically. How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it. You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure. Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately. I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this. Sorry, what year is this again??
Bad, cnn.com, and Fall: The Independent
 @Independent
 Here's what you should do in the
 event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/
 2piOhjW
 8/9/17, 3:19 PM

 NBC News
 @NBCNews
 NBC NEWS
 "Don't run. Get inside". What experts
 say to do in case of a nuclear attack
 nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt
 8/9/17, 9:30 AM

 CN
 CNN
 @CNN
 Hawaii is preparing in case of a North
 Korea attack. Experts say you have
 about 15 min. to take cover after a
 launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9
pagan-hulse:

shit-editor:

magic-owl:

lime-vodkaaa:


goodshinyhunter:


tripprophet:


weavemama:

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

This shit is wild.


There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.
After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation. 
Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.
Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically. 
How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it. 
You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.


Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.


I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case

Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this.


Sorry, what year is this again??

pagan-hulse: shit-editor: magic-owl: lime-vodkaaa: goodshinyhunter: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officiall...

Bad, cnn.com, and Fall: The Independent @Independent Here's what you should do in the event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/ 2piOhjW 8/9/17, 3:19 PM NBC News @NBCNews NBC NEWS "Don't run. Get inside". What experts say to do in case of a nuclear attack nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt 8/9/17, 9:30 AM CN CNN @CNN Hawaii is preparing in case of a North Korea attack. Experts say you have about 15 min. to take cover after a launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9 shit-editor: magic-owl: lime-vodkaaa: goodshinyhunter: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x] This shit is wild. There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can. After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation. Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning. Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically. How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it. You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure. Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately. I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this.
Bad, cnn.com, and Fall: The Independent
 @Independent
 Here's what you should do in the
 event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/
 2piOhjW
 8/9/17, 3:19 PM

 NBC News
 @NBCNews
 NBC NEWS
 "Don't run. Get inside". What experts
 say to do in case of a nuclear attack
 nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt
 8/9/17, 9:30 AM

 CN
 CNN
 @CNN
 Hawaii is preparing in case of a North
 Korea attack. Experts say you have
 about 15 min. to take cover after a
 launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9
shit-editor:

magic-owl:

lime-vodkaaa:


goodshinyhunter:


tripprophet:


weavemama:

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

This shit is wild.


There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.
After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation. 
Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.
Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically. 
How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it. 
You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.


Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.


I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case

Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this.

shit-editor: magic-owl: lime-vodkaaa: goodshinyhunter: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the ...

Dating, Fedora, and Fuck You: before vs. after she contours <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://googlebus.tumblr.com/post/148292213089">googlebus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://upperstory.tumblr.com/post/148277536798">upperstory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://googlebus.tumblr.com/post/148264286804">googlebus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>male feminist here I’d rather have sex with the first one :-) </p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mG0qw2oD1w1G_t4H4TK18Uw">@googlebus</a> women don’t contour so we can have sex with males. We do it because we feel fucking fabulous and it takes a surreal amount of skill and time why the fuck would we waste it getting all smeared up on the sheets when an incompetent male feminist cums too early and inadvertently ends up splashing us with a facial. This is not directed at you, googlebus, specifically but at all the misguided male feminists who think because they have a penis and they identify as feminists either to get pussy or to feel righteous that they have any right to an opinion about a woman’s body. Unless you’re actually a female identifying entity satirizing a male feminist in which case I’m sorry for my words and lack of ability to read sarcasm. In short, fuck you to all the male feminists who think any of us ladies give a flying fuck what you think about our contouring you DO NOT GET A HIGH FIVE BECAUSE YOU PREFER A NAKED FACE YOU NEED TO RECOGNIZE YOU ARE JUST THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF THE FEDORA WEARING “NICE GUY”.</p> </blockquote> <p>is the dragon single?</p> </blockquote> <p>Person: &ldquo;makes a joke about dating a Pokémon&rdquo;<br/>Tumblr feminist: *kicks down door* NOW WAIT JUST A SECOND YOU PROBLEMATIC FEDORA WEARING SHITLORD!!!!! </p><p>This is why we can&rsquo;t have nice things.</p>
Dating, Fedora, and Fuck You: before vs. after she contours
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://googlebus.tumblr.com/post/148292213089">googlebus</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://upperstory.tumblr.com/post/148277536798">upperstory</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://googlebus.tumblr.com/post/148264286804">googlebus</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>male feminist here I’d rather have sex with the first one :-) </p>
</blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mG0qw2oD1w1G_t4H4TK18Uw">@googlebus</a> women don’t contour so we can have sex with males. We do it because we feel fucking fabulous and it takes a surreal amount of skill and time why the fuck would we waste it getting all smeared up on the sheets when an incompetent male feminist cums too early and inadvertently ends up splashing us with a facial. This is not directed at you, googlebus, specifically but at all the misguided male feminists who think because they have a penis and they identify as feminists either to get pussy or to feel righteous that they have any right to an opinion about a woman’s body. 

Unless you’re actually a female identifying entity satirizing a male feminist in which case I’m sorry for my words and lack of ability to read sarcasm. 

In short, fuck you to all the male feminists who think any of us ladies give a flying fuck what you think about our contouring you DO NOT GET A HIGH FIVE BECAUSE YOU PREFER A NAKED FACE YOU NEED TO RECOGNIZE YOU ARE JUST THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF THE FEDORA WEARING “NICE GUY”.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>is the dragon single?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Person: &ldquo;makes a joke about dating a Pokémon&rdquo;<br/>Tumblr feminist: *kicks down door* NOW WAIT JUST A SECOND YOU PROBLEMATIC FEDORA WEARING SHITLORD!!!!!  </p><p>This is why we can&rsquo;t have nice things.</p>

googlebus: upperstory: googlebus: male feminist here I’d rather have sex with the first one :-)  @googlebus women don’t contour so we ca...

Alive, Children, and Zero: HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT POSSIBILITY OF YOUR EXISTENCE? LET ME HELP YOU TO IMAGINE THAT BETTER #1 ON AVERAGE, MAN PRODUCES AROUND 2 000 000 FERTILE SPERMATOZOIDS PER DAY #2 THAT'S AROUND 45 000 000 000 SPERMATOZOIDS DURING AVARAGE MAN'S LIFETIME #3 EVERY SINGLE SPERMATOZOID HAS ITS PARTICULAR DNA #4 AVERAGELY. MAN RAISES UP TO 3 CHILDREN THROUGHOUT HIS LIFESPAN #5 SIBILITY THAT YOUR FATHER'S SINGLE SPERMATOZOID WILL BECOME EXACTLY YOU IS 1:15 000 000 000 BUT IS THAT ALL? OF COURSE NOT! #6 POSSIBILITY THAT YOUR GRANDFATHER'S SINGLE SPERM WILL BECOME YOUR FATHER AND THAT YOUR FATHER'S SINGLE SPERM WILL BECOME YOU IS 1:144 000 000 000 000 000 000 #7 POSSIBILITY OF YOUR EXISTENCE AFTER 10 GENERATIONS (ONE GENERATION IS 25 YEARS) IS 1:600 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 #8 POSSIBILITY OF YOUR EXISTENCE SINCE THE BEGINNING OF MANKIND) IS 1:18 000 000 000 000 (AND 500 000 MORE ZE BUT IS THAT ALL OF COURSE NOT! #9 THESE CALCULATIONS ARE BASED ONLY ON FATHERHOOD'S FACTOR CALCULATIONS DO NOT INCLUDE SUCH FACTORS AS MOTHERHOOD, DEATH BY NATURAL CAUSES, DEATH BY UNNATURAL CAUSES, CHILD'S DEATH BEFORE ADULTHOOD. #10 IF STATISTICS WOULD INCLUDE ALL FACTORS, POSSIBILITY OF YOUR EXISTENCE WOULD BE ALMOST ZERO AND WHATS NEXT? NEXT. AFTER REALIZING. HOWW UNTHINKABLY HUGE COINCIDENCE YOU ARE... AFTER REALIZING. THAT YOUR EXISTENCE SHOULD BE 0%, BUT HERE YOU ITS ABOUT GODDAMN TIME TO MAKE THOSE NUMBERS COUNT BUT FOR NOW... IT WOULD BE ENOUGH JUST T APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE ALIVE! <p>Think About This For Just A Second.</p>
Alive, Children, and Zero: HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT
 ABOUT POSSIBILITY OF YOUR
 EXISTENCE?
 LET ME HELP YOU TO
 IMAGINE THAT BETTER
 #1
 ON AVERAGE, MAN PRODUCES
 AROUND 2 000 000 FERTILE
 SPERMATOZOIDS PER DAY
 #2
 THAT'S AROUND 45 000 000 000
 SPERMATOZOIDS DURING
 AVARAGE MAN'S LIFETIME
 #3
 EVERY SINGLE SPERMATOZOID
 HAS ITS PARTICULAR DNA
 #4
 AVERAGELY. MAN RAISES UP TO 3
 CHILDREN THROUGHOUT
 HIS LIFESPAN
 #5
 SIBILITY THAT YOUR FATHER'S
 SINGLE SPERMATOZOID WILL
 BECOME EXACTLY YOU IS
 1:15 000 000 000
 BUT IS THAT ALL?
 OF COURSE NOT!
 #6
 POSSIBILITY THAT YOUR
 GRANDFATHER'S SINGLE SPERM
 WILL BECOME YOUR FATHER AND
 THAT YOUR FATHER'S SINGLE
 SPERM WILL BECOME YOU IS
 1:144 000 000 000 000 000 000
 #7
 POSSIBILITY OF YOUR EXISTENCE
 AFTER 10 GENERATIONS (ONE
 GENERATION IS 25 YEARS) IS
 1:600 000 000 000 000 000 000 000
 #8
 POSSIBILITY OF YOUR EXISTENCE
 SINCE THE BEGINNING OF
 MANKIND) IS 1:18 000 000 000
 000 (AND 500 000 MORE ZE
 BUT IS THAT ALL
 OF COURSE NOT!
 #9
 THESE CALCULATIONS ARE BASED
 ONLY ON FATHERHOOD'S
 FACTOR CALCULATIONS DO NOT
 INCLUDE SUCH FACTORS AS
 MOTHERHOOD, DEATH BY
 NATURAL CAUSES, DEATH BY
 UNNATURAL CAUSES, CHILD'S
 DEATH BEFORE ADULTHOOD.
 #10
 IF STATISTICS WOULD INCLUDE
 ALL FACTORS, POSSIBILITY OF
 YOUR EXISTENCE WOULD BE
 ALMOST ZERO
 AND WHATS NEXT?
 NEXT. AFTER REALIZING. HOWW
 UNTHINKABLY HUGE
 COINCIDENCE YOU ARE...
 AFTER REALIZING. THAT YOUR
 EXISTENCE SHOULD BE
 0%, BUT HERE YOU
 ITS ABOUT GODDAMN TIME
 TO MAKE THOSE NUMBERS
 COUNT
 BUT FOR NOW...
 IT WOULD BE ENOUGH JUST T
 APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT
 YOU ARE ALIVE!
<p>Think About This For Just A Second.</p>

Think About This For Just A Second.