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Just Answer The Question: Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the haulage company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the haulage company's fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine" "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite bull Bertie into the-" "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?" "Well I had just got Bertie into the trailer and was driving down the road-" "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Police Traffic Officer on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question." By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer and told the lawyer so "Well," said the farmer, "as I was saying, I had just loaded Bertie, my prize bull, into the trailer and was driving him down the road when this huge artic crashed the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bertie was thrown into the other. I was in agonizing pain and didn't want to move. Anyways, I could hear o Bertie moaning and groaning. I knew he was in terrible shape just by his groans. Shortly after the accident a armed traffic cop came on the scene. He could hear Bertie moaning and groaning so he went over to him. After he looked at him, the cop took out his gun and shot him between the eyes. Then he came across the road still with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, 'Your bull was in such bad shape I had to shoot him. How are you feeling?" ETS <p>Funny Wednesday balderdash A midweek collection of smiles PMSLweb </p>
Just Answer The Question: Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the haulage
 company responsible for the accident to court.
 In court, the haulage company's fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Joe.
 "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine"
 "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite bull Bertie into the-" "I didn't ask
 for any details," the lawyer interrupted
 "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?"
 "Well I had just got Bertie into the trailer and was driving down the road-" "Judge, I am trying to
 establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Police Traffic Officer on the
 scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I
 believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
 By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer and told the lawyer so
 "Well," said the farmer, "as I was saying, I had just loaded Bertie, my prize bull, into the trailer
 and was driving him down the road when this huge artic crashed the stop sign and smacked my
 truck right in the side.
 I was thrown into one ditch and Bertie was thrown into the other. I was in agonizing pain and
 didn't want to move.
 Anyways, I could hear o Bertie moaning and groaning. I knew he was in terrible shape just by
 his groans.
 Shortly after the accident a armed traffic cop came on the scene. He could hear Bertie moaning
 and groaning so he went over to him. After he looked at him, the cop took out his gun and shot
 him between the eyes. Then he came across the road still with his gun in his hand and looked at
 me.
 He said, 'Your bull was in such bad shape I had to shoot him. How are you feeling?"
 ETS
<p>Funny Wednesday balderdash  A midweek collection of smiles  PMSLweb </p>

<p>Funny Wednesday balderdash A midweek collection of smiles PMSLweb </p>