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College, Fucking, and Lawyer: TRUM 159650291823782704528885 2088726311223753541_n.jpg 130 KB JPG Story time folks >Be me >Trump supporter >Trump sign outside to trigger mostly millennial college near by >Constantly getting run over and pulled out >Think of idea (pic related) >Plant nails and wait sOne day a woman comes to my door >Fat, purple hair, 23 at most, red at the face and starts screaming at me about how it's my fault her tires are flat OhLordMySides.exe >She says if I don't reimburse her for her tire she'll get the police involved Sudden ldea Tell her to leave her information so I can send her the check since I would need to go to the bank Actually does it Call my lawyer to set up the lawsuit >Get my outside cameras to see her running over my sign >Give her name address and car tags to confirm it was her car >Take her to court, open and shut case Pay for damages >Throw in some bullshit about emotional damage "I don't feel like me or my property is safe just because of my political views" >Actually fucking works >She loses her fucking shit at this point >Starts screaming about how I agreed to pay and how this should be illegal NoProof.jpeg Says she can't pay for basic living expenses or college if she has to pay this >Based Judge says "You should of thought about that before tearing down someone's property, you have 30 days to pay She gets her tires destroyed, humiliated in court, can't pay for living expenses, probably got kicked out of college and had to pay me 3k in emotional damages So, guys, what parts of my PC should I upgrade? Pic related siryouarebeingmocked: krungle: inked-up-nomad: miggybeardo: rightsmarts: Read this entire thing, pedes. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Fucking Savage Probably didn’t happen, but a good story. Yeah it sounds a lot like a #ThatHappened story tbh
College, Fucking, and Lawyer: TRUM
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 Story time folks
 >Be me
 >Trump supporter
 >Trump sign outside to trigger mostly millennial
 college near by
 >Constantly getting run over and pulled out
 >Think of idea (pic related)
 >Plant nails and wait
 sOne day a woman comes to my door
 >Fat, purple hair, 23 at most, red at the face and
 starts screaming at me about how it's my fault
 her tires are flat
 OhLordMySides.exe
 >She says if I don't reimburse her for her tire
 she'll get the police involved
 Sudden ldea
 Tell her to leave her information so I can send
 her the check since I would need to go to the
 bank
 Actually does it
 Call my lawyer to set up the lawsuit
 >Get my outside cameras to see her running over
 my sign
 >Give her name address and car tags to confirm
 it was her car
 >Take her to court, open and shut case
 Pay for damages
 >Throw in some bullshit about emotional
 damage "I don't feel like me or my property is
 safe just because of my political views"
 >Actually fucking works
 >She loses her fucking shit at this point
 >Starts screaming about how I agreed to pay and
 how this should be illegal
 NoProof.jpeg
 Says she can't pay for basic living expenses or
 college if she has to pay this
 >Based Judge says "You should of thought about
 that before tearing down someone's property, you
 have 30 days to pay
 She gets her tires destroyed, humiliated in court,
 can't pay for living expenses, probably got kicked
 out of college and had to pay me 3k in emotional
 damages
 So, guys, what parts of my PC should I upgrade?
 Pic related
siryouarebeingmocked:

krungle:
inked-up-nomad:

miggybeardo:


rightsmarts:

Read this entire thing, pedes.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!


Fucking Savage


Probably didn’t happen, but a good story.

Yeah it sounds a lot like a #ThatHappened story tbh

siryouarebeingmocked: krungle: inked-up-nomad: miggybeardo: rightsmarts: Read this entire thing, pedes. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Fuckin...

Blackpeopletwitter, Disney, and Future: r/movies u/Sockin x2 6h The Cast of Guardians of the Galaxy release statement on James Gunn Being in the Guardians of the Galaxy" movies has been a great honor in each of our lives. We cannot let this moment pass without expressing our love, support, and gratitude for James. We are not here to defend his jokes of many years ago but rather to share our experience having spent many years together on set making Guardians of the Galaxy I and 2. The character he has shown in the wake of his firing is consistent with the man he was every day on set, and his apology, now and from years ago when first addressing these remarks, we believe is from the heart, a heart we all know, trust, and love. In casting each of us to help him tell the story of misfits who find redemption, he changed our lives forever, We believe the theme of redemption has never been more relevant than now Each of us looks forward to working with our friend James again in the future. His story isn't over- not by a long shot. ue process in the court of public opinion. James is likely not the last good person to be put on trial. Given the growing political devide in this country, it's safe to say instances like this will continue, although we hope Americans from across the political spectrum can ease up on the character assassinations and stop weaponizing mob mentality It is our hope that what has transpired can serve as an example for all of us to realize the enormous responsibility we have to gurselves and to each other regarding the use of our written words when we etch them in digital stone; that we as a society nnay what help our warnds pbs.twimg.com e we decide capability to time to read 56.1k 7.5k , Share r/BlackPeopleTwitter u/KingPZe 8h You live and vou learn @bra_josef Just because you did something wrong in the past doesn't mean you can't advocate against it now. It doesn't make you a hypocrite, you grew. Don't let people use your past to invalidate your current mindset.... Growth A concept. Embrace it 25/07/2018, 14:08 awesomacious: hint hint Disney
Blackpeopletwitter, Disney, and Future: r/movies
 u/Sockin x2 6h
 The Cast of Guardians of the
 Galaxy release statement on
 James Gunn
 Being in the Guardians of the Galaxy" movies has been a great honor in each of our
 lives. We cannot let this moment pass without expressing our love, support, and
 gratitude for James. We are not here to defend his jokes of many years ago but rather
 to share our experience having spent many years together on set making Guardians
 of the Galaxy I and 2. The character he has shown in the wake of his firing is
 consistent with the man he was every day on set, and his apology, now and from
 years ago when first addressing these remarks, we believe is from the heart, a heart
 we all know, trust, and love. In casting each of us to help him tell the story of misfits
 who find redemption, he changed our lives forever, We believe the theme of
 redemption has never been more relevant than now
 Each of us looks forward to working with our friend James again in the future. His
 story isn't over- not by a long shot.
 ue process in the court of public opinion.
 James is likely not the last
 good person to be put on trial. Given the growing political devide in this country, it's
 safe to say instances like this will continue, although we hope Americans from across
 the political spectrum can ease up on the character assassinations and stop
 weaponizing mob mentality
 It is our hope that what has transpired can serve as an example for all of us to realize
 the enormous responsibility we have to gurselves and to each other regarding the
 use of our written words when we etch them in digital stone; that we as a society
 nnay
 what
 help
 our warnds
 pbs.twimg.com
 e we decide
 capability to
 time to read
 56.1k
 7.5k
 , Share
 r/BlackPeopleTwitter
 u/KingPZe 8h
 You live and vou learn
 @bra_josef
 Just because you did something wrong
 in the past doesn't mean you can't
 advocate against it now. It doesn't make
 you a hypocrite, you grew. Don't let
 people use your past to invalidate your
 current mindset.... Growth
 A concept. Embrace it
 25/07/2018, 14:08
awesomacious:

hint hint Disney

awesomacious: hint hint Disney

Dating, Girls, and Love: Can I tell you a secret? You don't have to be in a relationship I mean it. I know they force it down your throat until you choke on it. Girls aren't pretty unless they're wanted. Boys aren't men unless they're having sex with someone. People aren't lovable until they're dating someone. But a relationship won't always make you happy, and as wonderful as romance is, it isn't the only love that exists. I have seen friendships that are deeper and more pure than couples who swear it forever and yet the friendship is the one people ignore I have heard so often "nobody loves me" out of the mouths of people who are single. And it kills me because if you ask them: where are your parents, your teachers, your classmates, your pets - they say, yes, okay, but it doesn't count. Of course it counts, love doesn't diminish just because someone doesn't want to have sex with you. In fact, doesn't it sort of make that love more real that they want nothing not even a date out of you? It is pretty to be in love. It's magical, I'm sure. But it's also wonderful to stop for ice cream in your prom dress with six other girls. It's also wonderful to go visit the world with nothing but a bunch of buddies who are really excited about learning. The problem is: we've made everything about "the one". But maybe "the one" is just you, loving yourself, having fun, and being happy. Maybe instead of looking for our other halves, we should be piecing ourselves together. Maybe I wasn't born unfinished. Maybe I am the one who makes myself better." Yes, this. 🤔
Dating, Girls, and Love: Can I tell you a secret? You don't have to be in a
 relationship
 I mean it. I know they force it down your throat
 until you choke on it. Girls aren't pretty unless
 they're wanted. Boys aren't men unless they're
 having sex with someone. People aren't lovable
 until they're dating someone.
 But a relationship won't always make you happy,
 and as wonderful as romance is, it isn't the only
 love that exists. I have seen friendships that are
 deeper and more pure than couples who swear it
 forever and yet the friendship is the one people
 ignore
 I have heard so often "nobody loves me" out of the
 mouths of people who are single. And it kills me
 because if you ask them: where are your parents,
 your teachers, your classmates, your pets - they
 say, yes, okay, but it doesn't count. Of course it
 counts, love doesn't diminish just because
 someone doesn't want to have sex with you. In
 fact, doesn't it sort of make that love more real
 that they want nothing not even a date out of
 you?
 It is pretty to be in love. It's magical, I'm sure. But
 it's also wonderful to stop for ice cream in your
 prom dress with six other girls. It's also wonderful
 to go visit the world with nothing but a bunch of
 buddies who are really excited about learning.
 The problem is: we've made everything about "the
 one". But maybe "the one" is just you, loving
 yourself, having fun, and being happy. Maybe
 instead of looking for our other halves, we should
 be piecing ourselves together.
 Maybe I wasn't born unfinished. Maybe I am the
 one who makes myself better."
Yes, this. 🤔

Yes, this. 🤔