🔥 25+ Best Memes About Kale

Friends, Life, and Kale: Cara, 26. Loves her Saturday morning spin class, kale smoothies, and helping her friends with their Hinge profiles. Single life is ruff. @hinge

Single life is ruff. @hinge

Dogs, God, and Memes: lh Kale Salad O @kalesalad ALA Ricky Gervais asking the tough questions to god Why did you make chocolate kill dogs? WHY CANT GOOD BOYS JUST HAVE A LITTLE CHOCOLATE? Watch @rickygervais tonight exclusively on @netflix!

WHY CANT GOOD BOYS JUST HAVE A LITTLE CHOCOLATE? Watch @rickygervais tonight exclusively on @netflix!

Friends, Instagram, and Memes: Can this piece of Kale get more likes than Kylie Jenner's most liked instagram of all time? Help me break the record by liking this post and tagging your friends we can do this every like helps thank you

Help me break the record by liking this post and tagging your friends we can do this every like helps thank you

Food, Memes, and Kale: When all you bought was healthy food when you were motivated but now you're craving junk food and the only thing available is kale What’s even kale? 😂😂 MexicansProblemas

What’s even kale? 😂😂 MexicansProblemas

Guns, Memes, and Kale: IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU NEED AN AR-15 YOU ARE NOT MENTALLY FIT TO OWN AN AR-15. Other98 CREDIT:BESS KALE Matthew Paul Ingram AR-15s are one of the least powerful and least dangerou:s firearms anyone could ever purchase If you really think these guns are that horrifying, you're not mentally fit to be lecturing people about guns. 359 (GC)

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Memes, Avocado, and Chicken: 9AM: Egg whites and Avocado 1PM: Kale Salao 6PM: Chicken and Veggies 11PM: 23 Oreos Tub of ice cream My current diet 😒 Follow @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69

My current diet 😒 Follow @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69

Funny, Zero, and Avocado: 9AM: Egg whites and Avocado 1PM: Kale Salac 6PM: Chicken and Veggies 11PM: 23 Oreos Tub of ice cream At least I tried right @zero_fucksgirl 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

At least I tried right @zero_fucksgirl 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

Memes, Weird, and Guess: maddi @muahhday thought this was some weird phase but i guess not I don't get it “Dogs know comfort” - my great great grandfather Kale Salad IV

“Dogs know comfort” - my great great grandfather Kale Salad IV

Dad, Fam, and Life: rachel @rmijatequila my lil sis dms lil wayne almost daily 8a200 Verizon e 11:47 PM OG Verizon令 11:47 PM 96% ■ iltunechi liltunechi October 20, 2017 at 11-35 PM November 10, 2017 at 4 57 PM Will u adopt me I wish u were my dad October 27, 2017 at 435 PM November 21, 2017 at 6 50 PM I wish u were my dad I wish u were my dad October 30, 2017 at 4 01PM November 23, 2017 3:29PM I wish u were my dad Will u adopt me I hate my life October 3, 2017 11 40 pu November 27, 2017 at 11 32 PM I wish u were my dad t wish u were my dad Write a message. Write a messago.. Hey kale salad fam 🥗 could everyone tag @liltunechi so he can see thanks we need to know if he will be her dad

Hey kale salad fam 🥗 could everyone tag @liltunechi so he can see thanks we need to know if he will be her dad

Af, Friends, and Life: When you're grown AF and 8pm is your bed time by choice because sleep is life I WISH I could be one of those people that goes to sleep early and wakes up early and drinks kale and eats vegan but I’m a mess who goes to bed at 5am struggles to wake up and can’t stop thinking about the next time I can sleep again. ☹️ I don’t even go out or have friends like how am I still now sleeping!?!!!!! 🤷🏼‍♀️

I WISH I could be one of those people that goes to sleep early and wakes up early and drinks kale and eats vegan but I’m a mess who goes to ...

Kfc, Lmao, and SpongeBob: bradlee @holyfag this is literally that one burger from Spongebob that killed the health inspector Men's Health Magネ@MensHealthMag Sure, we'd support this Cauliflower-and-Kale Burger from KFC: spr.ly/60158nuWc Lmao @childhoodmemorie.s

Lmao @childhoodmemorie.s

Kfc, Memes, and SpongeBob: bradlee @holyfag this is literally that one burger from Spongebob that killed the healtlh inspector Men's Health Mag@MensHealthMag Sure, we'd support this Cauliflower-and-Kale Burger from KFC: spr.ly/60158nuWc I’d eat it if it can actually **** me

I’d eat it if it can actually **** me

Kale, Girl Memes, and Dom: Kale Salad, Retweeter of Great Tweets Retweeted dom hofmann @dhof V2 Va 12/6/17, 10:05 AM IM BUSTING A NUT

IM BUSTING A NUT

Ass, Gym, and Shit: The Pros and Cons of KALE PROS: - Who cares CONS: - Tastes like ass - But, why kale? -Yeah, Iknow that isn't a con, I don't give a fucl - Hey, look at me, I'm kale, and health hippies get wet over me because health and cleanses and detoxes, SHUT THE FUCK UP KALE NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SHIT. Lmaoo 😷 . @DOYOUEVEN 👈🏼 10% OFF STOREWIDE + NEW RELEASE! 🎉 use code DYE10 ✔️ link in BIO

Lmaoo 😷 . @DOYOUEVEN 👈🏼 10% OFF STOREWIDE + NEW RELEASE! 🎉 use code DYE10 ✔️ link in BIO

Head, Ironic, and Shit: Kale Williams + sfkale my friend chopped down a tree with a woodpecker nest in it and he rescued the babies and now they think he is their monm It is beyond fun. They fly from the trees to me as they think I'm the mom. So they land on my head and shit. And then I feed them and they leave for two hours

Food, Good, and Kale: When all you bought was healthy food when you were motivated but now you're craving junk food and the only thing available is kale Why would I ever think apples were a good snack??

Why would I ever think apples were a good snack??

Memes, Home, and Kale: Never leave that friend who says KALE "Message me once when you reach home" Follow our new page - @sadcasm.co

Follow our new page - @sadcasm.co

Memes, Home, and Kale: Never leave that friend who says KALE "Message me once whe " n you reach home

Food, Gym, and Halloween: When all you bought was healthy food when you were motivated but now you're craving junk food and the only thing available is kale Pls kill me. Kale = toxic 😐 . @DOYOUEVEN 👈🏼 60% OFF HALLOWEEN SALE is now LIVE! 🎃 link in BIO ✔️💀

Pls kill me. Kale = toxic 😐 . @DOYOUEVEN 👈🏼 60% OFF HALLOWEEN SALE is now LIVE! 🎃 link in BIO ✔️💀

Food, Funny, and Help: When all you bought was healthy food when you were motivated but now you're craving junk food and the only thing available is kale *send help I mean kit kats*

*send help I mean kit kats*

Food, Kale, and Girl Memes: When all you bought was healthy food when you were motivated but now you're craving junk food and the only thing available is kale @whitepeoplehumor better bring me a snickers 😩😩😩

@whitepeoplehumor better bring me a snickers 😩😩😩

Bitch, Children, and England: Angel Baby @luxlazuli fucK you, my horse weighs 15,000 lbs (almost 7000kg) Hahaha my horse broke my toes :15 PM And we got papers on her telling us her weight The record for weight is 3336 in England How? She stepped on them and twisted and wouldn't get off my toes and I had no shoes on Okay well this horse isn't from here Abby you can't be calling me a lair when I have damn papers in this bitch. You haven't had horses your whole life and you sure don't know everything about a horse honey so kinda get over yourself Oh dang She weighs over 15,000 pounds 1500 Nope add another 0 too that You might be reading this shit on the internet but everything you read on the internet isn't true. I have papers on this horse and your calling me a lair thatz real funny don't you think. You haven't even seen this horse this horse is bigger and huger then any horse ive own and she There's no was she can be that much.. maybe 1500?? But not 15,000 She almost as big as a damn draft horse and her hoofs are bigger then my head Gather round my kale salad meme children and let me tell you about the story of a girl and her heavy horse

Gather round my kale salad meme children and let me tell you about the story of a girl and her heavy horse

Dank, Food, and Kale: When all you bought was healthy food when you were motivated but now you're craving junk food and the only thing available is kale @cheamericanizedfronah Same

Same

Gym, Kale, and Back: How do you reset your body back to its factory settings? Is it kale? It's kale, isnt it? Please dont say it's kale. Is it kale!?

Is it kale!?

Dope, Memes, and Shit: Shit white people say after smoking weed "Oh goodness, what a rush" "I'm going to eat o much kale" "Is Shark Tank on?" "Where'd you get this Deborah, Amsterdam?" "Now that's some good dope" e8 Snapchat dankmemesgang🔥💦

Snapchat dankmemesgang🔥💦

Dude, California, and Kale: Today 04:16 what's up in california in my philosophy class there's a dude named leaf and one named kale

Memes, Grandpa, and Desk: mal v @lebaneseplease how am l supposed to study when my hedgehog just sits there waiting for me to give him attention "EVERY DESK SHOULD COME WITH A HEDGEHOG" - my great grandpa Kale Salad III

"EVERY DESK SHOULD COME WITH A HEDGEHOG" - my great grandpa Kale Salad III

Anaconda, Bless Up, and Click: u/scigs6 21d i.redd.it This fur baby turns five today! Heads up. Baby girl you have "fit" or "fitness" in your name and u leave a comment I will click on your name 100 times out of 100. Why? Simple. IT'S GUARANTEED TO INCLUDE GROSS MEALS THAT NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER CONSUME BUT I ENJOYING LOOKING AT IT BC IT'S SPICY 🤗😂: "chia seeds in coconut milk on a bed of flax blended with kale and eggplant today 😍 VeganFit delicious smoothie". MAMA, STOP THIS SHIT. AIN'T NOTHING DELICIOUS ABOUT THIS UNGODLY CONCOCTION. IF U GON EAT IT TO DEVELOP A SIX PACK THEN MORE LOVE AND MORE LIFE TO U BUT STOP PRETENDING - A BANANA SPLIT IS DELICIOUS - TACOS ARE DELICIOUS - PUNANI IS DELICIOUS 🤗 - MIXING A WHOLE BUNCH OF INCONGRUOUS PLANTS TOGETHER LIKE THIS LET'S KEEP IT 600 THAT AIN'T DELICIOUS 😂. And y'all wanna photograph these concoctions to support each other. "Squash and celery smoothie with hemp seed and spirulina thanks @_fit_jen69 for the recommendation 😄". WOMAN. STOP LISTENING TO @_fit_jen69 - ONLY A PSYCHOPATH GON MAKE A SMOOTHIE WITH THEM INGREDIENTS - YALL CAN'T BE SERIOUS 😩 (@_fit_jen69 holla at me tho baby girl I happen to like psychopaths plus anyone with the number 69 in they bio is automatic wife material (girls who like 69 is like girls who like riding the dih...dinosaur status...that species damn near extinct 😩)...let's make chirren @_fit_jen69 and let's make a happy home my body is ready (I'm in charge of feeding the chirren tho no offense bless up 🤗😂😂😂))

Heads up. Baby girl you have "fit" or "fitness" in your name and u leave a comment I will click on your name 100 times out of 100. Why? Simp...

Kfc, Memes, and Kale: Ain't this what almost killed the health inspector? Men's Health Mag @MensHealthMag Sure, we'd support this Cauliflower-and-Kale Burger from KFC: spr.ly/60158nuWc Who remembers?! 😩😂 https://t.co/wqAe7gGwAA

Who remembers?! 😩😂 https://t.co/wqAe7gGwAA

Kfc, Kale, and Who: Ain't this what almost killed the health inspector? Men's Health Mag @MensHealthMag Sure, we'd support this Cauliflower-and-Kale Burger from KFC: spr.ly/60158nuWc Who remembers?! 😩😂 https://t.co/wqAe7gGwAA

Who remembers?! 😩😂 https://t.co/wqAe7gGwAA

Kfc, Memes, and SpongeBob: Ain't this what almost killed the health inspector? Men's Health Magネ@MensHealthMag Sure, we'd support this Cauliflower-and-Kale Burger from KFC: spr.ly/60158nuWc Who remembers?! 😩😂 SpongeBob WSHH

Who remembers?! 😩😂 SpongeBob WSHH

Kfc, Fuck, and Kale: Mens Health Men's Health Mag @MensHealthMag Sure, we'd support this Cauliflower- and-Kale Burger from KFC: spr.ly 60158nuWc Erick Shakur @PacDaGoat Who the fuck is we?

Funny, Kale, and Ove: compliments me ove supp @kale uh https://t.co/ZG2EQit80k

https://t.co/ZG2EQit80k

Bones, Martin, and Memes: The Capi tal Gri 1le 1450 Larimer St Denver, cO 80202 Check # :14308-8018 Table 11 21:02:04 08/25/2017 318.00 1500.00 2700.00 20.00 17.00 6 Bone-In Ribeye Steak 1 Merus Cab Mag 1 Lafite Rothschild 10 1 Crab Cocktail 1 Calamari 1 Fole Gras Brulee 1 Prosciutto Mozzarella 1 French Onion Crock 2 Lobster Bisque Bowl 1 Wedge Salad 1 Napa Kale and Almond 4 Filet 160z 1 Harlan Est Napa Cab 12 2 Caviar Appetizer 3 Chivas Regal 25 year 3 Remy Martin XIII 3 Merus Cab Mag 6 Lafite Rothschild 10 17.00 12.00 32.00 12.00 260.00 1445.00 170.00 165.00 915.00 4500.00 16200.00 2580.00 12 Macallan 25 year Subtotal30892.00 Sales Tax 2496.07 HPRF (1.00%) 308.92 Total 33696.99 David Bakhtiariネ@DBak69-9h What a dinner, I'm stuffed. Thanks #Rooks 9 "That's one expensive meal" 😳🍴 @sportscenter WSHH

"That's one expensive meal" 😳🍴 @sportscenter WSHH

Game of Thrones, Gif, and Memes: whatdoyoumeantherumisgone imagine what its like to work at buzzfeed your boss asks you to grow out your pubes for a month. you ask dave from accounting if he wants to go out for a drink but hes on a ketchup cleanse this week. you need to find sheila to get her figures for this quarter but shes away Trying Transcendental Puppy Kale Yoga For The First Time. you get roped in to do a taste test for slow cooked yoghurt and now you're stressed because you can't find the perfect gif for your 'What Does Your Favourite Game of Thrones Buttplug Say About You? listicle Source: whatdoyoumeantherumisgone i'd gladly take the position https://t.co/XASHH1LQnI

i'd gladly take the position https://t.co/XASHH1LQnI

Game of Thrones, Gif, and Work: whatdoyoumeantherumisgone imagine what its like to work at buzzfeed your boss asks you to grow out your pubes for a month. you ask dave from accounting if he wants to go out for a drink but hes on a ketchup cleanse this week. you need to find sheila to get her figures for this quarter but shes away Trying Transcendental Puppy Kale Yoga For The First Time. you get roped in to do a taste test for slow cooked yoghurt and now you're stressed because you can't find the perfect gif for your 'What Does Your Favourite Game of Thrones Buttplug Say About You? listicle Source: whatdoyoumeantherumisgone i'd gladly take the position https://t.co/XASHH1LQnI

i'd gladly take the position https://t.co/XASHH1LQnI

Friends, Girls, and Head: Kale @kkeyes96 Some poor guy traded in his car and he had a contract from his girlfriend in You are NOT to have a single girls phone number You are NOT to follow them on any social media (including Instagram Snapchat and Twitter) 1oo You are NOr to hang out with Keegan (including his house or anywhere in public) You are NOT to go to Honda without me vroom vroom You are NOT to hang out with your friands more than two times a week You're NO1 to look at a single gir if gris come up to you at anpaceormme you are toEALK-way M0 is to NOT hang out us every time we hang out You are NOT to ask for head Nur e . · * · ﹃k)a · You are NOT toget mad at me about single thing again . You're NOT to bring up Tyler Noah, Devenor Josh gver again Ewwe .You are NOT allowed to drink unless i am with you 21? . I am allowed to do a phone check when EVER I please (xxx) kox. Xxx * * It we move in there are tobiergeverbe girls at our house If we move in together your friends wil RARLEY be allowed over if I catch you around girls- -L You are NOT to ditch me for your friends · * Austin does NOT CONTROL WHEN 1 HANG OUT WITH YOU! nver . We are to go on a lsgit date once every two weeks at least Yoo e if i say jump you say "how high princess" x You are to make sure you telil me you love me ince a day at least so I know your not messing around You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back 😂😂Damn, make sure you zoom in.

😂😂Damn, make sure you zoom in.

Bulma, Memes, and Blue: t4EGETT0 BLUE 18 QUIENTES MASHERMOSA BULMA ACAULIFLA KALE Quien???

Quien???

Gym, Pizza, and Shit: If you like pizza, eat that pizza. If you like kale chia smoothies, drink those kale chia smoothies. If you like taking gym selfies, then shit, take those gym selfies. If it makes you happy and you enjoy it, do it proudly because who gives a damn what anyone else thinks. realtalk 👈 . @DOYOUEVEN 👈🏼 10% OFF STOREWIDE (use code DYE10 ✔️ tap the link in our BIO 🎉

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Broly, Dragonball, and Frieza: UNIVERSE 2 NAMEKIAN FIGHTERS REVEALED FB.COM/DBZexclusives HIT FROST MAGETTA BOTAMO CABBA SAONERU PIRINA KALE CAULIFLA DR ROTA Well then.. 💥💥 {Creds @dbz_exclusives } db dragonball dbz dragonballz dbs dragonballsuper dbgt dragonballgt dbzforlife dbzcollection dbislife shenron goku vegeta trunks piccolo gohan goten kale caulifla androids broly gogeta vegito yamcha frieza buu masterroshi gods black

$Broly, Dragonball, and Frieza: UNIVERSE 2 NAMEKIAN FIGHTERS REVEALED FB.COM/DBZexclusives HIT FROST MAGETTA BOTAMO CABBA SAONERU PIRINA KALE CAULIFLA DR ROTA Well then.. 💥💥 {Creds @dbz_exclusives } db dragonball dbz dragonballz dbs dragonballsuper dbgt dragonballgt dbzforlife dbzcollection dbislife shenron goku vegeta trunks piccolo gohan goten kale caulifla androids broly gogeta vegito yamcha frieza buu masterroshi gods black$

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Broly, Dragonball, and Frieza: It Was Getting Hard To Watch Then He Showed Up MIR 17 totally saved that episode! db dragonball dbz dragonballz dbs dragonballsuper dbgt dragonballgt dbzforlife dbzcollection dbislife shenron goku vegeta trunks piccolo gohan goten kale caulifla androids broly gogeta vegito yamcha frieza buu masterroshi gods black

17 totally saved that episode! db dragonball dbz dragonballz dbs dragonballsuper dbgt dragonballgt dbzforlife dbzcollection dbislife shenron...

Broly, Dragonball, and Dude: 0 olo MES FB.com/DBZ Dude! {Creds @dbz_exclusives } db dragonball dbz dragonballz dbs dragonballsuper dbgt dragonballgt dbzforlife dbzcollection dbislife shenron goku vegeta trunks piccolo gohan goten kale caulifla androids broly gogeta vegito yamcha frieza buu masterroshi gods black

$Broly, Dragonball, and Dude: 0 olo MES FB.com/DBZ Dude! {Creds @dbz_exclusives } db dragonball dbz dragonballz dbs dragonballsuper dbgt dragonballgt dbzforlife dbzcollection dbislife shenron goku vegeta trunks piccolo gohan goten kale caulifla androids broly gogeta vegito yamcha frieza buu masterroshi gods black$