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![karate: [Home Depot staff meeting]
BOSS: Someone has been breaking
all the wood. Any idea who it is?
ME: [tightening my green karate belt]
Probably someone pretty strong.
Random Dump](https://pics.onsizzle.com/home-depot-staff-meeting-boss-someone-has-been-breaking-all-64130055.png)
![karate: omegle
Talk to strangers
You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle!
You both like Memes.
You: Hi
Stranger: Hey
You: Hiya
Stranger: *Karate kicks* Hiya
You: Ouch wtf man that hurt
Stranger: Yeah, now give me my chicken
tendies!!
You: No! My chicken tendies *stuffs mouth with
chicken tendies*
Stranger: Mommy, he stole my tendies!!!
Stranger: I'll buy them from you with my good
boi points
You: Ooh
You: How about
You: This
You: If you solve my testu can keep them
Stranger: Deal, mommy always says I'm specia
in the head
You: Okay
You: 69 ?
Stranger: Nice
You: Minecraft?
Stranger: Good
You: Fortnite?
Stranger: Bad
You: Elon musk?
Stranger: Is jesus
You: Who calls you breathtaking?
Stranger: Keanu Reeves
You: How many upvotes will this get?
Stranger: 7
You: Are you kust gonna scroll past without
saying [Unrelated thing]
Stranger: Loads LMG with religious intent*
intent*
Stranger: My spelling are shows you how
serious I was
You: I have_ friends
Stranger: My mommy says not to lie, so you
shouln't either
You: Youtube ads are?
Stranger: Fucking bullshit
You: Reddit is?
Stranger: The best
You: the logo of the subreddit r/memes is?
Stranger: Butter
Stranger: Butter
Stranger: If it hasn't changed
You: Mods are
Stranger: More gay than James Charles
You: Huzzah! A man of culture! You passed with
more flying colours than a mod orgy!! Here are
your chicken tendies
Stranger: Tendy Time!!!
You: You also win the rights to post this on reddi
to get your 7 upvotes
You: Unless its your cake day
You: Then u get 13 upvotes
Stranger: Thank you, I hope we meet again
someday. Until then live a great life
Stranger has disconnected.
Chicken Tendies by _Bond_1
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![karate: Consider John Frazzled
LD
@FrazzleMyGimp
[Home Depot staff meeting]
BOSS: Someone has been breaking
all the wood. Any idea who it is?
ME: [tightening my green karate belt]
Probably someone pretty strong
Probably somebody attractive with a strong work ethic](https://pics.onsizzle.com/consider-john-frazzled-ld-frazzlemygimp-home-depot-staff-meeting-boss-56783804.png)
