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Best Friend, Bless Up, and College: You can see the meaning of the universe in those two eyes. So my lil homegirl sent me a link to this coffee made by Dark Matter thatโ€™s called Unicorn Blood. Tried it. Not gon lie, delicious. But Unicorn Blood? Yโ€™all doin too much. U coffee roasters Bruv a lot of yโ€™all getting real comfortable selling good (but not life changing) coffee for $15.99 a bag and Iโ€™m thinking I might come for yโ€™all. Coffee is my thing and if I had the time and the roasting equipment, I could stomp yโ€™all out completely. And I know what Iโ€™d name my coffee blend, too: Mermaid Period. Yโ€™all think Unicorn Blood is rare? Yโ€™all ainโ€™t seen rare. First of all a Unicorn is just a horse with a horn. That sh!t low key basic. A good plastic surgeon could make one. If a plastic surgeon could make the Kardashians Black bruv? He could throw a horn on a horse nah thatโ€™s basic. Mermaids? Bruv thatโ€™s half woman half fish. Up top she a sexy, comely ginger with seashells on her Tetas. Waist down? All flipper. Whereโ€™s the Punani? Exactly. Even if a mermaid had a Punani (which she canโ€™t because issa flipper), would she even have a period? How? Do she wear faded, washed 7,000 times, soft-as-silk (๐Ÿ˜) Period panty granny panties over her flipper? Or do she just freeball it bleeding out her sweet, precious, mythical, menstrual magnificence into the ocean with reckless abandon so that if a random scuba diver named Aiden from Newport Beach with floopy blond hair is swimming by and perchance catches a glorious taste, his heart explodes with love and affection and his head pops off his body and his scuba diving companion William is at his funeral just like โ€œI know yโ€™all will never believe me because I used to drop acid when I attended college but my best friend died after inhaling Mermaid Period then his head popped off his body and a shark ate it good night ๐Ÿ˜ข.โ€ Bam. Straight like that. It will be beautifully rich, reddish in color, deliciously fragrant, and invigorating - just like regular Period (But Iโ€™ll call it Mermaid Period because yโ€™all love it when these beverage companies are extra ๐Ÿค—). Coming to your grocery aisle fall 2018. Starbucks, Peetโ€™s and Dark Matter - yโ€™all on notice. Bless up ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Best Friend, Bless Up, and College: You can see the meaning
 of the universe in those
 two eyes.
So my lil homegirl sent me a link to this coffee made by Dark Matter thatโ€™s called Unicorn Blood. Tried it. Not gon lie, delicious. But Unicorn Blood? Yโ€™all doin too much. U coffee roasters Bruv a lot of yโ€™all getting real comfortable selling good (but not life changing) coffee for $15.99 a bag and Iโ€™m thinking I might come for yโ€™all. Coffee is my thing and if I had the time and the roasting equipment, I could stomp yโ€™all out completely. And I know what Iโ€™d name my coffee blend, too: Mermaid Period. Yโ€™all think Unicorn Blood is rare? Yโ€™all ainโ€™t seen rare. First of all a Unicorn is just a horse with a horn. That sh!t low key basic. A good plastic surgeon could make one. If a plastic surgeon could make the Kardashians Black bruv? He could throw a horn on a horse nah thatโ€™s basic. Mermaids? Bruv thatโ€™s half woman half fish. Up top she a sexy, comely ginger with seashells on her Tetas. Waist down? All flipper. Whereโ€™s the Punani? Exactly. Even if a mermaid had a Punani (which she canโ€™t because issa flipper), would she even have a period? How? Do she wear faded, washed 7,000 times, soft-as-silk (๐Ÿ˜) Period panty granny panties over her flipper? Or do she just freeball it bleeding out her sweet, precious, mythical, menstrual magnificence into the ocean with reckless abandon so that if a random scuba diver named Aiden from Newport Beach with floopy blond hair is swimming by and perchance catches a glorious taste, his heart explodes with love and affection and his head pops off his body and his scuba diving companion William is at his funeral just like โ€œI know yโ€™all will never believe me because I used to drop acid when I attended college but my best friend died after inhaling Mermaid Period then his head popped off his body and a shark ate it good night ๐Ÿ˜ข.โ€ Bam. Straight like that. It will be beautifully rich, reddish in color, deliciously fragrant, and invigorating - just like regular Period (But Iโ€™ll call it Mermaid Period because yโ€™all love it when these beverage companies are extra ๐Ÿค—). Coming to your grocery aisle fall 2018. Starbucks, Peetโ€™s and Dark Matter - yโ€™all on notice. Bless up ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

So my lil homegirl sent me a link to this coffee made by Dark Matter thatโ€™s called Unicorn Blood. Tried it. Not gon lie, delicious. But Unic...

Cars, Children, and Empire: Kim Kardashian Addresses Criticisms About Her Parenting @balleralert KIM Kim Kardashian Addresses Criticisms About Her Parenting โ€“ blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € On Thursday, KimKardashian addressed online spectators who were concerned about the way she has been parenting her two children, North and Saint West. In a recent online attack, mommy shamers called out Kardashian for putting her 20-month-old son in a front-facing car seat. But, Kardashian fired back with facts in a video on her website, saying โ€œSaint is now the weight and height requirement to sit forward-facing.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œSaint actually weighs more than North, if that is believable,โ€ she added, clarifying claims that toddlers should remain in rear-facing car seats until the age of 2, or until they are at least 40 inches tall and weighs at least 40 lbs. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Kardashian went on to discuss the claims that she has โ€œobsessive plansโ€ to expand her daughterโ€™s empire. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œI love her experiencing my life and what goes on. But I also love her having such a childhood life,โ€ Kardashian said in the same video. โ€œWhatever she wants to do Iโ€™ll support that. No matter what it is.โ€
Cars, Children, and Empire: Kim Kardashian Addresses
 Criticisms About Her Parenting
 @balleralert
 KIM
Kim Kardashian Addresses Criticisms About Her Parenting โ€“ blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € On Thursday, KimKardashian addressed online spectators who were concerned about the way she has been parenting her two children, North and Saint West. In a recent online attack, mommy shamers called out Kardashian for putting her 20-month-old son in a front-facing car seat. But, Kardashian fired back with facts in a video on her website, saying โ€œSaint is now the weight and height requirement to sit forward-facing.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œSaint actually weighs more than North, if that is believable,โ€ she added, clarifying claims that toddlers should remain in rear-facing car seats until the age of 2, or until they are at least 40 inches tall and weighs at least 40 lbs. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Kardashian went on to discuss the claims that she has โ€œobsessive plansโ€ to expand her daughterโ€™s empire. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œI love her experiencing my life and what goes on. But I also love her having such a childhood life,โ€ Kardashian said in the same video. โ€œWhatever she wants to do Iโ€™ll support that. No matter what it is.โ€

Kim Kardashian Addresses Criticisms About Her Parenting โ€“ blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € On Thursday, KimKardashian addressed online spectat...