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Keaton: He’s basically the Buster Keaton of the 21st Century.

He’s basically the Buster Keaton of the 21st Century.

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Keaton: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page. BATMAN INT. TRADITIONAL BATCAVE BATMAN stands next to his batmobile and uses his batcomputer He's sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan BATMAN This is now a safe city. I have punched a penguin into prison ALFRED, Batman's loyal batler, carries a tray of goth ham ALFRED Eat a dinner, Mattress Wayne An explosion explodes. THE JOKER and TWO-FACE enter the cave Joker is a clown but insane. Two-Face is a man but attorney BATMAN No! It is Two-Face and One-Face. a bat They hate me for being Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two-Face flips Alfred like a coin. Alfred lands heads up which means Two-Face goes home BATMAN (CONT'D) It is just you and I, the Joker. Bat versus clown. Moral enemies THE JOKER I am such a freak. Society is bad You drink water, I drink anarchy ΒΑTMAΝ I drink bats just like a bat would! Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead This makes him have anger. He fires a batrocket. The Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clOwnly power THE JOKER I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't BATMAN Alfred, give birth to Robin Alfred begins the process since it is his job. The Joker now has a present in his hand. He juggles it over to Batman THE JOKER Happy batday, Birthman Batman opens the present since he's a good guy. It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke
Keaton: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000
 hours of Batman movies and then
 asked it to write a Batman movie of
 its own. Here is the first page.
 BATMAN
 INT. TRADITIONAL BATCAVE
 BATMAN stands next to his batmobile and uses his batcomputer
 He's sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan
 BATMAN
 This is now a safe city. I have
 punched a penguin into prison
 ALFRED, Batman's loyal batler, carries a tray of goth ham
 ALFRED
 Eat a dinner, Mattress Wayne
 An explosion explodes. THE JOKER and TWO-FACE enter the cave
 Joker is a clown but insane. Two-Face is a man but attorney
 BATMAN
 No! It is Two-Face and One-Face.
 a bat
 They hate me for being
 Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two-Face flips Alfred like
 a coin. Alfred lands heads up which means Two-Face goes home
 BATMAN (CONT'D)
 It is just you and I, the Joker.
 Bat versus clown. Moral enemies
 THE JOKER
 I am such a freak. Society is bad
 You drink water, I drink anarchy
 ΒΑTMAΝ
 I drink bats just like a bat would!
 Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead
 This makes him have anger. He fires a batrocket. The Joker
 deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clOwnly power
 THE JOKER
 I have never followed a rule. That
 is my rule. Do you follow? I don't
 BATMAN
 Alfred, give birth to Robin
 Alfred begins the process since it is his job. The Joker now
 has a present in his hand. He juggles it over to Batman
 THE JOKER
 Happy batday, Birthman
 Batman opens the present since he's a good guy. It contains a
 coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke
Keaton: Thread Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page. BATHAN INT. TRADITIONAL BATCAVE BATMAN stands next to his batmobile and uses hia batcomputer. He'e sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan BATMAN This is now a safe city. I have punched a penguin into prison ALFRED, Batman's loyal batler, carries a tray of goth ham ALFRED Eat a dinner, Mattress Wayne. An explosion explodes. THE JOKER and TWo-FACE enter the cave Joker is a clown but insane. Two-Face is a man but attorney. BATMAN No! It is Two-Face and One-Face They hate me for being a bat Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two-Face flips Alfred like a coin. Alfred lands heade up which mean8 Two-Face goes home. BATMAN (CONT 'D) It is just you and I, the Joker Bat versus clown. Moral enemies THE JOKER I am such a freak. Society is bad You drink water, I drink anarchy BATMAN I drink bats just like a bat would! Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead This makes him have anger. He fires a batrocket. The Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clownly power. THE JOKER I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't BATMAN Alfred, give birth to Robin Alfred begins the process since it is his job. The Joker now has a present in his hand. He juggles it over to Batman THE JOKER Happy batday, Birthman Batman opens the present since he's a coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke. good guy. It contains a meirl
Keaton: Thread
 Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000
 hours of Batman movies and then
 asked it to write a Batman movie
 of its own. Here is the first page.
 BATHAN
 INT. TRADITIONAL BATCAVE
 BATMAN stands next to his batmobile and uses hia batcomputer.
 He'e sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan
 BATMAN
 This is now a safe city. I have
 punched a penguin into prison
 ALFRED, Batman's loyal batler, carries a tray of goth ham
 ALFRED
 Eat a dinner, Mattress Wayne.
 An explosion explodes. THE JOKER and TWo-FACE enter the cave
 Joker is a clown but insane. Two-Face is a man but attorney.
 BATMAN
 No! It is Two-Face and One-Face
 They hate me for being a bat
 Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two-Face flips Alfred like
 a coin. Alfred lands heade up which mean8 Two-Face goes home.
 BATMAN (CONT 'D)
 It is just you and I, the Joker
 Bat versus clown. Moral enemies
 THE JOKER
 I am such a freak. Society is bad
 You drink water, I drink anarchy
 BATMAN
 I drink bats just like a bat would!
 Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead
 This makes him have anger. He fires a batrocket. The Joker
 deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clownly power.
 THE JOKER
 I have never followed a rule. That
 is my rule. Do you follow? I don't
 BATMAN
 Alfred, give birth to Robin
 Alfred begins the process since it is his job. The Joker now
 has a present in his hand. He juggles it over to Batman
 THE JOKER
 Happy batday, Birthman
 Batman opens the present since he's a
 coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke.
 good guy. It contains a
meirl

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Keaton: Keaton Patti Follow eKeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page LAWYER COMMERCIAL INT. FIRM LAW ROOM A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are very wide. They have eaten too many words LAWYER Have you been hurt in an accidental car? Has the government sold your lungs without asking nicely? Are you Mesothelioma? Answer me! The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch LAWYER (CONT'D) If so, you can act entitled for money. I'l help. I graduated from lawn school and all my teachers were bitten by dogs Words scrol1 across bottom of the screen. These are cases the lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, HUSIC TO0 CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIvORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS. LAWYER (CONT'D) I have been a lawyer for over 35 weekends and I'm currently dating the Bill of Rights for fun. We see the Bill of Rights. It's in love. The lawyer will1 break its heart. There's nothing we can do. LAWYER (CONT'D) Let me use it to send your asbestos to court. I will wear two suits and I promise to steal the judge's gavel for you The lawyer opens up the jacket of his first suit. Millions of gavels pour out. His promise has worth LAWYER (CONT D) My clients never go to jail town We see his past clients: a tornado, a tornado, a tornado LAWYER (CONT 'D) Remember, you don't pay any money unless you pay us money. Call for a free use of phone The phone digits appear. It's your social security number A bot watched over 1000 hours of lawyer commercials and then made this
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 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
 of lawyer commercials and then asked it
 to write a lawyer commercial of its own.
 Here is the first page
 LAWYER COMMERCIAL
 INT. FIRM LAW ROOM
 A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books
 are
 very wide. They have eaten too many words
 LAWYER
 Have you been hurt in an accidental
 car? Has the government sold your
 lungs without asking nicely? Are
 you Mesothelioma? Answer me!
 The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the
 justice fruit only lawyers may touch
 LAWYER (CONT'D)
 If so, you can act entitled for
 money. I'l help. I graduated from
 lawn school and all my teachers
 were bitten by dogs
 Words scrol1 across bottom of the screen. These are cases the
 lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, HUSIC TO0
 CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIvORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS.
 LAWYER (CONT'D)
 I have been a lawyer for over 35
 weekends and I'm currently dating
 the Bill of Rights for fun.
 We see the Bill of Rights. It's in love. The lawyer will1
 break its heart. There's nothing we can do.
 LAWYER (CONT'D)
 Let me use it to send your asbestos
 to court. I will wear two suits and
 I promise to steal the judge's
 gavel for you
 The lawyer opens up the jacket of his first suit. Millions of
 gavels pour out. His promise has worth
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 My clients never go to jail town
 We see his past clients: a tornado, a tornado, a tornado
 LAWYER (CONT 'D)
 Remember, you don't pay any money
 unless you pay us money. Call for a
 free use of phone
 The phone digits appear. It's your social security number
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A bot watched over 1000 hours of lawyer commercials and then made this

Keaton: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first page TRUMP RALLY INT. BIG ARBY 'S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium PRESIDENT TRUMP I just had a phone call with the economy. Jobs poured out of the phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. steve Jobs. All at Kinko's The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive) PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) The United Snakes is doing so good. other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too. Not us. Our flag is so beautiful. President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America. PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) I signed a bill. No more swamp. Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now. It's on fire. Great deal for us The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS! PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D) Foreign powers cheat us Canada steals our milk. China steals our milk. We only had one glass of milk left! Obama drank it. Not fair The crowd b s. They wanted that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) But like President Ronald Rogaine, I will bring back the milk! The crowd roars. They still want that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) A wall of milk. No criminals get through. Democrats want criminals to have the milk. No way. Milk comes from coal. We'll dig it up. All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging
Keaton: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
 of Trump rallies and then asked it to
 write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the
 first page
 TRUMP RALLY
 INT. BIG ARBY 'S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA
 PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium
 PRESIDENT TRUMP
 I just had a phone call with the
 economy. Jobs poured out of the
 phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. steve
 Jobs. All at Kinko's
 The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard
 hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive)
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 The United Snakes is doing so good.
 other countries are on fire. All
 the people on fire. Hot fire too.
 Not us. Our flag is so beautiful.
 President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE
 TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America.
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 I signed a bill. No more swamp.
 Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now.
 It's on fire. Great deal for us
 The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS!
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D)
 Foreign powers cheat us Canada
 steals our milk. China steals our
 milk. We only had one glass of milk
 left! Obama drank it. Not fair
 The crowd b s. They wanted that milk
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 But like President Ronald Rogaine,
 I will bring back the milk!
 The crowd roars. They still want that milk
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 A wall of milk. No criminals get
 through. Democrats want criminals
 to have the milk. No way. Milk
 comes from coal. We'll dig it up.
 All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They
 hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging
Keaton: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti forced a bot to watch over 1,O00 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page. THE CHRISTMAS ON CHRISTMAS INT. SMALL TOWN SNON GLOBE REFILLERY We gee a SINGLE MOTHER refilling snow globes with chriotmas uice. She is widow. Her husband died in every war SINGLE MOTHER I refili globes better than Jesus Claus, yet still my twins are dad- free. Why? They need double dad BUSINESS MAN enter the shop. He wears clothes that cost money. His hands are briefcases, and he Hallmark hot SINGLE MOTHER (CONT D) Hİ. Do your now globes lack wet? Hurry. Christmess attacks soon Business Man has flashback to when he was Business Boy. A Christmas tree explodes his family on purpose. He now hates trees and Christmas and explosions. He exits the flashback BUSINESS MAN Shut your cound! I am from Hugo city. I bought your land and am turning it into an oil resort. SINGLE MOTHER Rude behavior! This is a family buainess. I sell families. I an id y husband is now bones. Single Mother points to her husband's bones in the corner of the room. They are all giftwrapped in eggnog BUSINESS MAN All of my wives are bones! That is America. But I must make money for my twins to live. They are a prince SINGLE MOTHER I too own twins. Please, don't have bought my land. Christmas is today BUSINESS MAN Laugh, I bought Christmas and now it is never. Unless we go on dates SINGLE MOTHER I cannot date because of a snow curse. I pray santa helps ne. Santa cannot help. She did not know but Santa was her husband. Santa is bones. Bones help nobody advice-animal: Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give
Keaton: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 forced a bot to watch over 1,O00
 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies
 and then asked it to write a Hallmark
 Christmas movie of its own. Here is
 the first page.
 THE CHRISTMAS ON CHRISTMAS
 INT. SMALL TOWN SNON GLOBE REFILLERY
 We gee a SINGLE MOTHER refilling snow globes with chriotmas
 uice. She is widow. Her husband died in every war
 SINGLE MOTHER
 I refili globes better than Jesus
 Claus, yet still my twins are dad-
 free. Why? They need double dad
 BUSINESS MAN enter the shop. He wears clothes that cost
 money. His hands are briefcases, and he Hallmark hot
 SINGLE MOTHER (CONT D)
 Hİ. Do your now globes lack wet?
 Hurry. Christmess attacks soon
 Business Man has flashback to when he was Business Boy. A
 Christmas tree explodes his family on purpose. He now hates
 trees and Christmas and explosions. He exits the flashback
 BUSINESS MAN
 Shut your cound! I am from Hugo
 city. I bought your land and am
 turning it into an oil resort.
 SINGLE MOTHER
 Rude behavior! This is a family
 buainess. I sell families. I an
 id
 y husband is now bones.
 Single Mother points to her husband's bones in the corner of
 the room. They are all giftwrapped in eggnog
 BUSINESS MAN
 All of my wives are bones! That is
 America. But I must make money for
 my twins to live. They are a
 prince
 SINGLE MOTHER
 I too own twins. Please, don't have
 bought my land. Christmas is today
 BUSINESS MAN
 Laugh, I bought Christmas and now
 it is never. Unless we go on dates
 SINGLE MOTHER
 I cannot date because of a snow
 curse. I pray santa helps ne.
 Santa cannot help. She did not know but Santa was her
 husband. Santa is bones. Bones help nobody
advice-animal:

Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give

advice-animal: Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give

Keaton: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti forced a bot to watch over 1,O00 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page. THE CHRISTMAS ON CHRISTMAS INT. SMALL TOWN SNON GLOBE REFILLERY We gee a SINGLE MOTHER refilling snow globes with chriotmas uice. She is widow. Her husband died in every war SINGLE MOTHER I refili globes better than Jesus Claus, yet still my twins are dad- free. Why? They need double dad BUSINESS MAN enter the shop. He wears clothes that cost money. His hands are briefcases, and he Hallmark hot SINGLE MOTHER (CONT D) Hİ. Do your now globes lack wet? Hurry. Christmess attacks soon Business Man has flashback to when he was Business Boy. A Christmas tree explodes his family on purpose. He now hates trees and Christmas and explosions. He exits the flashback BUSINESS MAN Shut your cound! I am from Hugo city. I bought your land and am turning it into an oil resort. SINGLE MOTHER Rude behavior! This is a family buainess. I sell families. I an id y husband is now bones. Single Mother points to her husband's bones in the corner of the room. They are all giftwrapped in eggnog BUSINESS MAN All of my wives are bones! That is America. But I must make money for my twins to live. They are a prince SINGLE MOTHER I too own twins. Please, don't have bought my land. Christmas is today BUSINESS MAN Laugh, I bought Christmas and now it is never. Unless we go on dates SINGLE MOTHER I cannot date because of a snow curse. I pray santa helps ne. Santa cannot help. She did not know but Santa was her husband. Santa is bones. Bones help nobody Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give
Keaton: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 forced a bot to watch over 1,O00
 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies
 and then asked it to write a Hallmark
 Christmas movie of its own. Here is
 the first page.
 THE CHRISTMAS ON CHRISTMAS
 INT. SMALL TOWN SNON GLOBE REFILLERY
 We gee a SINGLE MOTHER refilling snow globes with chriotmas
 uice. She is widow. Her husband died in every war
 SINGLE MOTHER
 I refili globes better than Jesus
 Claus, yet still my twins are dad-
 free. Why? They need double dad
 BUSINESS MAN enter the shop. He wears clothes that cost
 money. His hands are briefcases, and he Hallmark hot
 SINGLE MOTHER (CONT D)
 Hİ. Do your now globes lack wet?
 Hurry. Christmess attacks soon
 Business Man has flashback to when he was Business Boy. A
 Christmas tree explodes his family on purpose. He now hates
 trees and Christmas and explosions. He exits the flashback
 BUSINESS MAN
 Shut your cound! I am from Hugo
 city. I bought your land and am
 turning it into an oil resort.
 SINGLE MOTHER
 Rude behavior! This is a family
 buainess. I sell families. I an
 id
 y husband is now bones.
 Single Mother points to her husband's bones in the corner of
 the room. They are all giftwrapped in eggnog
 BUSINESS MAN
 All of my wives are bones! That is
 America. But I must make money for
 my twins to live. They are a
 prince
 SINGLE MOTHER
 I too own twins. Please, don't have
 bought my land. Christmas is today
 BUSINESS MAN
 Laugh, I bought Christmas and now
 it is never. Unless we go on dates
 SINGLE MOTHER
 I cannot date because of a snow
 curse. I pray santa helps ne.
 Santa cannot help. She did not know but Santa was her
 husband. Santa is bones. Bones help nobody
Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give

Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give

Keaton: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti Follow l forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first page. TRUMP RALLY INT. BIG ARBY ' S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium PRESIDENT TRUMP I just had a phone call with the economy. Jobs poured out of the phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve Jobs. All at Kinko' s The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive) PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) The United Snakes is doing so aood other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too Not us. Our flag is so beautiful President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America PRESIDENT TRUMP CONT D I signed a bill. No more swamp Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now It's on fire. Great deal for us The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS! PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT' D) Foreign powers cheat us! Canada steals our milk. China steals our milk. We only had one glass of milk left! Obama drank it. Not fair The crowd boos. They wanted that milk. PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) But like President Ronald Rogaine I will bring back the milk! The crowd roars. They still want that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) A wall of milk. No criminals get through. Democrats want criminals to have the milk. No way. Milk comes from coal. We'1l dig it up All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging Keaton Patti Φ @KeatonPatti Follow Hey @realDonald Trump, let me know if you want to use this 10:30 AM -12 Sep 2018 joebidensanonymous:KeatonPatti
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 Follow
 l forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
 of Trump rallies and then asked it to
 write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the
 first page.

 TRUMP RALLY
 INT. BIG ARBY ' S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA
 PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium
 PRESIDENT TRUMP
 I just had a phone call with the
 economy. Jobs poured out of the
 phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve
 Jobs. All at Kinko' s
 The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard
 hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive)
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 The United Snakes is doing so aood
 other countries are on fire. All
 the people on fire. Hot fire too
 Not us. Our flag is so beautiful
 President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE
 TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America
 PRESIDENT TRUMP CONT D
 I signed a bill. No more swamp
 Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now
 It's on fire. Great deal for us

 The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS!
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT' D)
 Foreign powers cheat us! Canada
 steals our milk. China steals our
 milk. We only had one glass of milk
 left! Obama drank it. Not fair
 The crowd boos. They wanted that milk.
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 But like President Ronald Rogaine
 I will bring back the milk!
 The crowd roars. They still want that milk
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 A wall of milk. No criminals get
 through. Democrats want criminals
 to have the milk. No way. Milk
 comes from coal. We'1l dig it up
 All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They
 hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging

 Keaton Patti Φ
 @KeatonPatti
 Follow
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 you want to use this
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Keaton: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti Follow l forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first page. TRUMP RALLY INT. BIG ARBY ' S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium PRESIDENT TRUMP I just had a phone call with the economy. Jobs poured out of the phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve Jobs. All at Kinko' s The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive) PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) The United Snakes is doing so aood other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too Not us. Our flag is so beautiful President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America PRESIDENT TRUMP CONT D I signed a bill. No more swamp Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now It's on fire. Great deal for us The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS! PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT' D) Foreign powers cheat us! Canada steals our milk. China steals our milk. We only had one glass of milk left! Obama drank it. Not fair The crowd boos. They wanted that milk. PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) But like President Ronald Rogaine I will bring back the milk! The crowd roars. They still want that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) A wall of milk. No criminals get through. Democrats want criminals to have the milk. No way. Milk comes from coal. We'1l dig it up All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging Keaton Patti Φ @KeatonPatti Follow Hey @realDonald Trump, let me know if you want to use this 10:30 AM -12 Sep 2018 joebidensanonymous: KeatonPatti
Keaton: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 Follow
 l forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
 of Trump rallies and then asked it to
 write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the
 first page.

 TRUMP RALLY
 INT. BIG ARBY ' S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA
 PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium
 PRESIDENT TRUMP
 I just had a phone call with the
 economy. Jobs poured out of the
 phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve
 Jobs. All at Kinko' s
 The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard
 hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive)
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 The United Snakes is doing so aood
 other countries are on fire. All
 the people on fire. Hot fire too
 Not us. Our flag is so beautiful
 President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE
 TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America
 PRESIDENT TRUMP CONT D
 I signed a bill. No more swamp
 Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now
 It's on fire. Great deal for us

 The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS!
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT' D)
 Foreign powers cheat us! Canada
 steals our milk. China steals our
 milk. We only had one glass of milk
 left! Obama drank it. Not fair
 The crowd boos. They wanted that milk.
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 But like President Ronald Rogaine
 I will bring back the milk!
 The crowd roars. They still want that milk
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 A wall of milk. No criminals get
 through. Democrats want criminals
 to have the milk. No way. Milk
 comes from coal. We'1l dig it up
 All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They
 hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging

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 you want to use this
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Keaton: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti Follow I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page. LAWYER COMMERCIAL INT. FIRM LAW ROOM A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are very wide. They have eaten too many words. LAWYER Have you been hurt in an accidental car? Has the government sold your lungs without asking nicely? Are you Mesothelioma? Answer me! The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch LAWYER (CONT D) If so, you can act entitled for money. I'11 help. I graduated from Lawn school and all my teachers were bitten by dogs Words scroll across bottom of the screen These are cases the lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, HUSİC TOO CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIVORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS. LAWYER (CONT D) I have been a awyer for over 35 weekends and I'm currently dating the Bill of Rights for fun. We see the Bill of Rights. It's in love. The lawyer will break its heart. There's nothing we can do. LAWYER (CONT D) Let me use it to send your asbestos to court. I will wear two suits and I promise to steal the judge's gavel for you. The lawyer opens up the jacket of his first suit. Millions of gavels pour out. His promise has worth LAWYER (CONT D) We see his past clients: a tornado, a tornado, a tornado LAWYER (CONT D) unless you pay us money. Call for a The phone digits appear. It's your social security number My clients never go to jail town. Remember, you don't pay any money free use of phone This lol has worth.
Keaton: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 Follow
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
 of lawyer commercials and then asked it
 to write a lawyer commercial of its own.
 Here is the first page.
 LAWYER COMMERCIAL
 INT. FIRM LAW ROOM
 A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are
 very wide. They have eaten too many words.
 LAWYER
 Have you been hurt in an accidental
 car? Has the government sold your
 lungs without asking nicely? Are
 you Mesothelioma? Answer me!
 The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the
 justice fruit only lawyers may touch
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 If so, you can act entitled for
 money. I'11 help. I graduated from
 Lawn school and all my teachers
 were bitten by dogs
 Words scroll across bottom of the screen These are cases the
 lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, HUSİC TOO
 CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIVORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS.
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 I have been a awyer for over 35
 weekends and I'm currently dating
 the Bill of Rights for fun.
 We see the Bill of Rights. It's in love. The lawyer will
 break its heart. There's nothing we can do.
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 Let me use it to send your asbestos
 to court. I will wear two suits and
 I promise to steal the judge's
 gavel for you.
 The lawyer opens up the jacket of his first suit. Millions of
 gavels pour out. His promise has worth
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 We see his past clients: a tornado, a tornado, a tornado
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 unless you pay us money. Call for a
 The phone digits appear. It's your social security number
 My clients never go to jail town.
 Remember, you don't pay any money
 free use of phone
This lol has worth.

This lol has worth.

Keaton: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first page TRUMP RALLY INT. BIG ARBY 'S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium PRESIDENT TRUMP I just had a phone call with the economy. Jobs poured out of the phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. steve Jobs. All at Kinko's The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive) PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) The United Snakes is doing so good. other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too. Not us. Our flag is so beautiful. President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America. PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) I signed a bill. No more swamp. Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now. It's on fire. Great deal for us The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS! PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D) Foreign powers cheat us Canada steals our milk. China steals our milk. We only had one glass of milk left! Obama drank it. Not fair The crowd b s. They wanted that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) But like President Ronald Rogaine, I will bring back the milk! The crowd roars. They still want that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) A wall of milk. No criminals get through. Democrats want criminals to have the milk. No way. Milk comes from coal. We'll dig it up. All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging
Keaton: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
 of Trump rallies and then asked it to
 write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the
 first page
 TRUMP RALLY
 INT. BIG ARBY 'S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA
 PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium
 PRESIDENT TRUMP
 I just had a phone call with the
 economy. Jobs poured out of the
 phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. steve
 Jobs. All at Kinko's
 The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard
 hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive)
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 The United Snakes is doing so good.
 other countries are on fire. All
 the people on fire. Hot fire too.
 Not us. Our flag is so beautiful.
 President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE
 TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America.
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 I signed a bill. No more swamp.
 Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now.
 It's on fire. Great deal for us
 The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS!
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D)
 Foreign powers cheat us Canada
 steals our milk. China steals our
 milk. We only had one glass of milk
 left! Obama drank it. Not fair
 The crowd b s. They wanted that milk
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 But like President Ronald Rogaine,
 I will bring back the milk!
 The crowd roars. They still want that milk
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 A wall of milk. No criminals get
 through. Democrats want criminals
 to have the milk. No way. Milk
 comes from coal. We'll dig it up.
 All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They
 hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging
Keaton: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first page TRUMP RALLY INT. BIG ARBY 'S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium PRESIDENT TRUMP I just had a phone call with the economy. Jobs poured out of the phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. steve Jobs. All at Kinko's The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive) PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) The United Snakes is doing so good. other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too. Not us. Our flag is so beautiful. President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America. PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) I signed a bill. No more swamp. Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now. It's on fire. Great deal for us The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS! PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D) Foreign powers cheat us Canada steals our milk. China steals our milk. We only had one glass of milk left! Obama drank it. Not fair The crowd b s. They wanted that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) But like President Ronald Rogaine, I will bring back the milk! The crowd roars. They still want that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) A wall of milk. No criminals get through. Democrats want criminals to have the milk. No way. Milk comes from coal. We'll dig it up. All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging ARBY’S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2xfvrxE
Keaton: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
 of Trump rallies and then asked it to
 write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the
 first page
 TRUMP RALLY
 INT. BIG ARBY 'S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA
 PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium
 PRESIDENT TRUMP
 I just had a phone call with the
 economy. Jobs poured out of the
 phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. steve
 Jobs. All at Kinko's
 The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard
 hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive)
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 The United Snakes is doing so good.
 other countries are on fire. All
 the people on fire. Hot fire too.
 Not us. Our flag is so beautiful.
 President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE
 TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America.
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 I signed a bill. No more swamp.
 Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now.
 It's on fire. Great deal for us
 The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS!
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D)
 Foreign powers cheat us Canada
 steals our milk. China steals our
 milk. We only had one glass of milk
 left! Obama drank it. Not fair
 The crowd b s. They wanted that milk
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 But like President Ronald Rogaine,
 I will bring back the milk!
 The crowd roars. They still want that milk
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 A wall of milk. No criminals get
 through. Democrats want criminals
 to have the milk. No way. Milk
 comes from coal. We'll dig it up.
 All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They
 hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging
ARBY’S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2xfvrxE

ARBY’S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2xfvrxE

Keaton: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first page TRUMP RALLY INT. BIG ARBY 'S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium PRESIDENT TRUMP I just had a phone call with the economy. Jobs poured out of the phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. steve Jobs. All at Kinko's The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive) PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) The United Snakes is doing so good. other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too. Not us. Our flag is so beautiful. President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America. PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) I signed a bill. No more swamp. Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now. It's on fire. Great deal for us The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS! PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D) Foreign powers cheat us Canada steals our milk. China steals our milk. We only had one glass of milk left! Obama drank it. Not fair The crowd b s. They wanted that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) But like President Ronald Rogaine, I will bring back the milk! The crowd roars. They still want that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) A wall of milk. No criminals get through. Democrats want criminals to have the milk. No way. Milk comes from coal. We'll dig it up. All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging ARBY’S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2xfvrxE
Keaton: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
 of Trump rallies and then asked it to
 write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the
 first page
 TRUMP RALLY
 INT. BIG ARBY 'S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA
 PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium
 PRESIDENT TRUMP
 I just had a phone call with the
 economy. Jobs poured out of the
 phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. steve
 Jobs. All at Kinko's
 The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard
 hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive)
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 The United Snakes is doing so good.
 other countries are on fire. All
 the people on fire. Hot fire too.
 Not us. Our flag is so beautiful.
 President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE
 TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America.
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 I signed a bill. No more swamp.
 Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now.
 It's on fire. Great deal for us
 The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS!
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D)
 Foreign powers cheat us Canada
 steals our milk. China steals our
 milk. We only had one glass of milk
 left! Obama drank it. Not fair
 The crowd b s. They wanted that milk
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 But like President Ronald Rogaine,
 I will bring back the milk!
 The crowd roars. They still want that milk
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 A wall of milk. No criminals get
 through. Democrats want criminals
 to have the milk. No way. Milk
 comes from coal. We'll dig it up.
 All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They
 hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging
ARBY’S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2xfvrxE

ARBY’S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2xfvrxE

Keaton: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first page TRUMP RALLY INT. BIG ARBY 'S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium PRESIDENT TRUMP I just had a phone call with the economy. Jobs poured out of the phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. steve Jobs. All at Kinko's The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive) PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) The United Snakes is doing so good. other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too. Not us. Our flag is so beautiful. President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America. PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) I signed a bill. No more swamp. Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now. It's on fire. Great deal for us The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS! PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D) Foreign powers cheat us Canada steals our milk. China steals our milk. We only had one glass of milk left! Obama drank it. Not fair The crowd b s. They wanted that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) But like President Ronald Rogaine, I will bring back the milk! The crowd roars. They still want that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) A wall of milk. No criminals get through. Democrats want criminals to have the milk. No way. Milk comes from coal. We'll dig it up. All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging ARBY’S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT by adamhasabeard MORE MEMES
Keaton: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
 of Trump rallies and then asked it to
 write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the
 first page
 TRUMP RALLY
 INT. BIG ARBY 'S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA
 PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium
 PRESIDENT TRUMP
 I just had a phone call with the
 economy. Jobs poured out of the
 phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. steve
 Jobs. All at Kinko's
 The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard
 hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive)
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 The United Snakes is doing so good.
 other countries are on fire. All
 the people on fire. Hot fire too.
 Not us. Our flag is so beautiful.
 President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE
 TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America.
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 I signed a bill. No more swamp.
 Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now.
 It's on fire. Great deal for us
 The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS!
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D)
 Foreign powers cheat us Canada
 steals our milk. China steals our
 milk. We only had one glass of milk
 left! Obama drank it. Not fair
 The crowd b s. They wanted that milk
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 But like President Ronald Rogaine,
 I will bring back the milk!
 The crowd roars. They still want that milk
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 A wall of milk. No criminals get
 through. Democrats want criminals
 to have the milk. No way. Milk
 comes from coal. We'll dig it up.
 All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They
 hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging
ARBY’S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT by adamhasabeard
MORE MEMES

ARBY’S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT by adamhasabeard MORE MEMES

Keaton: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first page TRUMP RALLY INT. BIG ARBY'S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium. The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS FOUR MORE SWAMPS! PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) Foreign powers cheat us! canada steals our milk. China steals our PRESIDENT TRUMP milk. We only had one glass of milk left! Obama drank it. Not fair I just had a phone call with the economy. Jobs poured out of the phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve Jobs. All at Kinko's. The crowd boos. They wanted that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D) The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive But like President Ronald Rogaine, I will bring back the milk! PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D) The United Snakes is doing so good other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too. Not us. Our flag is Bo beautiful. The crowd roars. They still want that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) A wall of milk. No criminals get through. Democrats want criminals to have the milk. No way. Milk comes from coal. We'1l dig it up. President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D) I signed a bill. No more swamp Swamp gone. swamp is in Mexico now It's on fire. Great deal for us All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging. This is glorious
Keaton: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
 of Trump rallies and then asked it to write
 a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first
 page
 TRUMP RALLY
 INT. BIG ARBY'S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA
 PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium.
 The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS FOUR MORE SWAMPS!
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 Foreign powers cheat us! canada
 steals our milk. China steals our
 PRESIDENT TRUMP
 milk. We only had one glass of milk
 left! Obama drank it. Not fair
 I just had a phone call with the
 economy. Jobs poured out of the
 phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve
 Jobs. All at Kinko's.
 The crowd boos. They wanted that milk
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D)
 The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard
 hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive
 But like President Ronald Rogaine,
 I will bring back the milk!
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D)
 The United Snakes is doing so good
 other countries are on fire. All
 the people on fire. Hot fire too.
 Not us. Our flag is Bo beautiful.
 The crowd roars. They still want that milk
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 A wall of milk. No criminals get
 through. Democrats want criminals
 to have the milk. No way. Milk
 comes from coal. We'1l dig it up.
 President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE
 TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D)
 I signed a bill. No more swamp
 Swamp gone. swamp is in Mexico now
 It's on fire. Great deal for us
 All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They
 hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging.
This is glorious

This is glorious

Keaton: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first page TRUMP RALLY INT. BIG ARBY S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS! PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) LT Foreign powers cheat us! Canada steals our milk. China steals our PRESIDENT TRUMP milk. We only had one glass of milk left! Obama drank it. Not fair I just had a phone call with the economy. Jobs poured out of the phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve Jobs. All at Kinko's. The crowd boos. They wanted that milk The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive) PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D) But like President Ronald Rogaine, I will bring back the milk! PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D The United Snakes is doing so other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too. Not us. our flag is Bo beautiful The crowd roars. They still want that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) A wall of milk. No criminals get through. Democrats want criminals to have the milk. No way. Milk comes from coal. We'1l dig it up President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America. PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D) I signed a bil1. No more swamp Sw All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging. . Swamp is in Mexico now. amp gone It's on fire. Great deal for us. Omfg this is so worth the read I’m crying and want milk now @donny.drama 😩😭
Keaton: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
 of Trump rallies and then asked it to write
 a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first
 page
 TRUMP RALLY
 INT. BIG ARBY S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA
 PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium
 The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS!
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 LT
 Foreign powers cheat us! Canada
 steals our milk. China steals our
 PRESIDENT TRUMP
 milk. We only had one glass of milk
 left! Obama drank it. Not fair
 I just had a phone call with the
 economy. Jobs poured out of the
 phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve
 Jobs. All at Kinko's.
 The crowd boos. They wanted that milk
 The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard
 hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive)
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D)
 But like President Ronald Rogaine,
 I will bring back the milk!
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D
 The United Snakes is doing so
 other countries are on fire. All
 the people on fire. Hot fire too.
 Not us. our flag is Bo beautiful
 The crowd roars. They still want that milk
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 A wall of milk. No criminals get
 through. Democrats want criminals
 to have the milk. No way. Milk
 comes from coal. We'1l dig it up
 President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE
 TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America.
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D)
 I signed a bil1. No more swamp
 Sw
 All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They
 hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging.
 . Swamp is in Mexico now.
 amp gone
 It's on fire. Great deal for us.
Omfg this is so worth the read I’m crying and want milk now @donny.drama 😩😭

Omfg this is so worth the read I’m crying and want milk now @donny.drama 😩😭

Keaton: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of White House Press Briefings and then asked it to write a White House Press Briefing of its own. Here is the first page. WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING INT. THE WHITEST HOUSE SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS angers her way up to the podium SARAH Good afternoon. Couple of announcements: I don't actually wish you a good afternoon and the President hates you all. Questions? Journalists raise their hands SARAH (CONT'D) There will be no answers Journalists still raise their hands. It's all they know SARAH (CONT'D) Fine. But make the questions good or I'l1 explode into spiders. JOURNALIST 1 Is the President downloading Russian spies into his son? SARAH Two things: 1. If Russia is real, show me it on this map, news pig Sarah holds up a map of Hogwarts, the wizard day camp. SARAH (CONT'D) You can't, because it's not real. And 2. The President does not exist. Next question JOURNALIST 2 Are we still building the wall? SARAH I will have a wall built with your questions and your bones. Every day you try to slay me. I get death threats. They feed me. A threat is a meal. I eat meals for meals. 3 meals a day, 10 times a day. Next. JOURNALIST 3 Why do you hold that glowing skul1? sarah does not answer. The skull glows brighter. npott123: hogwartsconsultingtimelady: thedevilsofficialblog: rikuzegram: First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it. Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL NEWS PIG We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.” I chuckling so hard rn
Keaton: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
 of White House Press Briefings and
 then asked it to write a White House
 Press Briefing of its own. Here is the first
 page.

 WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING
 INT. THE WHITEST HOUSE
 SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS angers her way up to the podium
 SARAH
 Good afternoon. Couple of
 announcements: I don't actually
 wish you a good afternoon and the
 President hates you all. Questions?
 Journalists raise their hands
 SARAH (CONT'D)
 There will be no answers
 Journalists still raise their hands. It's all they know
 SARAH (CONT'D)
 Fine. But make the questions good
 or I'l1 explode into spiders.
 JOURNALIST 1
 Is the President downloading
 Russian spies into his son?

 SARAH
 Two things: 1. If Russia is real,
 show me it on this map, news pig
 Sarah holds up a map of Hogwarts, the wizard day camp.
 SARAH (CONT'D)
 You can't, because it's not real.
 And 2. The President does not
 exist. Next question
 JOURNALIST 2
 Are we still building the wall?
 SARAH
 I will have a wall built with your
 questions and your bones. Every day
 you try to slay me. I get death
 threats. They feed me. A threat is
 a meal. I eat meals for meals. 3
 meals a day, 10 times a day. Next.
 JOURNALIST 3
 Why do you hold that glowing skul1?
 sarah does not answer. The skull glows brighter.
npott123:

hogwartsconsultingtimelady:


thedevilsofficialblog:

rikuzegram:

First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it.
Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL


NEWS PIG 


We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.”


I chuckling so hard rn

npott123: hogwartsconsultingtimelady: thedevilsofficialblog: rikuzegram: First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by sub...

Keaton: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of White House Press Briefings and then asked it to write a White House Press Briefing of its own. Here is the first page. WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING INT. THE WHITEST HOUSE SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS angers her way up to the podium SARAH Good afternoon. Couple of announcements: I don't actually wish you a good afternoon and the President hates you all. Questions? Journalists raise their hands SARAH (CONT'D) There will be no answers Journalists still raise their hands. It's all they know SARAH (CONT'D) Fine. But make the questions good or I'l1 explode into spiders. JOURNALIST 1 Is the President downloading Russian spies into his son? SARAH Two things: 1. If Russia is real, show me it on this map, news pig Sarah holds up a map of Hogwarts, the wizard day camp. SARAH (CONT'D) You can't, because it's not real. And 2. The President does not exist. Next question JOURNALIST 2 Are we still building the wall? SARAH I will have a wall built with your questions and your bones. Every day you try to slay me. I get death threats. They feed me. A threat is a meal. I eat meals for meals. 3 meals a day, 10 times a day. Next. JOURNALIST 3 Why do you hold that glowing skul1? sarah does not answer. The skull glows brighter. princess-tia-beanie: npott123: hogwartsconsultingtimelady: thedevilsofficialblog: rikuzegram: First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it. Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL NEWS PIG We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.” I chuckling so hard rn i will have a wall built with your questions and your bones
Keaton: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
 of White House Press Briefings and
 then asked it to write a White House
 Press Briefing of its own. Here is the first
 page.

 WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING
 INT. THE WHITEST HOUSE
 SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS angers her way up to the podium
 SARAH
 Good afternoon. Couple of
 announcements: I don't actually
 wish you a good afternoon and the
 President hates you all. Questions?
 Journalists raise their hands
 SARAH (CONT'D)
 There will be no answers
 Journalists still raise their hands. It's all they know
 SARAH (CONT'D)
 Fine. But make the questions good
 or I'l1 explode into spiders.
 JOURNALIST 1
 Is the President downloading
 Russian spies into his son?

 SARAH
 Two things: 1. If Russia is real,
 show me it on this map, news pig
 Sarah holds up a map of Hogwarts, the wizard day camp.
 SARAH (CONT'D)
 You can't, because it's not real.
 And 2. The President does not
 exist. Next question
 JOURNALIST 2
 Are we still building the wall?
 SARAH
 I will have a wall built with your
 questions and your bones. Every day
 you try to slay me. I get death
 threats. They feed me. A threat is
 a meal. I eat meals for meals. 3
 meals a day, 10 times a day. Next.
 JOURNALIST 3
 Why do you hold that glowing skul1?
 sarah does not answer. The skull glows brighter.
princess-tia-beanie:

npott123:

hogwartsconsultingtimelady:


thedevilsofficialblog:

rikuzegram:

First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it.
Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL


NEWS PIG 


We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.”


I chuckling so hard rn

i will have a wall built with your questions and your bones

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queenoftherebels:Book Club (2018) - The next chapter is always the best chapter!↳ Diane Keaton, Jane Fonda, Candice Bergen, and Mary Steenburgen

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Keaton: FANDOMETRICS STU EB TUFF TLO STU <h2>Web Stuff</h2><p><b>Week Ending December 18th, 2017</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/jacksepticeye">Jacksepticeye</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/rwby">RWBY</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/amazingphil">AmazingPhil</a> <i>+2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/markiplier">Markiplier</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/daniel%20howell">Daniell Howell</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/homestuck">Homestuck</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/camp%20camp">Camp Camp</a> <i>+3</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/the%20adventure%20zone">The Adventure Zone</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/buzzfeed%20unsolved">BuzzFeed Unsolved</a> <i><i>−2</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/critical%20role">Critical Role</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/crankgameplays">CrankGameplays</a> <i>+5</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/thomas%20sanders">Thomas Sanders</a> <i>+3</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/carmilla">Carmilla</a> <i>+6</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/eddsworld">Eddsworld</a> <i>+3</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/jessica%20nigri">Jessica Nigri</a> <i><i>−3</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/game%20grumps">Game Grumps</a> <i><i>−5</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/achievement%20hunter">Achievement Hunter</a> <i><i>−3</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/dolan%20twins">The Dolan Twins</a> <i>+2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/keaton%20jones"><b>Keaton Jones</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/avas%20demon">Ava&rsquo;s Demon</a> <i><i>−7</i></i></li></ol><p><i>The number in italics indicates how many spots a name or title moved up or down from the previous week. The ones in bold weren’t on the list last week.</i></p><figure class="tmblr-full pinned-target" data-orig-height="160" data-orig-width="320" data-tumblr-attribution="lovelenaluthor:kVeQKL-SuhdyXMvsSBxh3A:ZQjd-s2DTdDZj"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/13c5ef2c07897a6bbe64eb0263c506c9/tumblr_of5luanu0b1s61bs6o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="160" data-orig-width="320"/></figure>
Keaton: FANDOMETRICS
 STU
 EB
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<h2>Web Stuff</h2><p><b>Week Ending December 18th, 2017</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/jacksepticeye">Jacksepticeye</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/rwby">RWBY</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/amazingphil">AmazingPhil</a> <i>+2</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/markiplier">Markiplier</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/daniel%20howell">Daniell Howell</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/homestuck">Homestuck</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/camp%20camp">Camp Camp</a> <i>+3</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/the%20adventure%20zone">The Adventure Zone</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/buzzfeed%20unsolved">BuzzFeed Unsolved</a> <i><i>−2</i></i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/critical%20role">Critical Role</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/crankgameplays">CrankGameplays</a> <i>+5</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/thomas%20sanders">Thomas Sanders</a> <i>+3</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/carmilla">Carmilla</a> <i>+6</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/eddsworld">Eddsworld</a> <i>+3</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/jessica%20nigri">Jessica Nigri</a> <i><i>−3</i></i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/game%20grumps">Game Grumps</a> <i><i>−5</i></i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/achievement%20hunter">Achievement Hunter</a> <i><i>−3</i></i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/dolan%20twins">The Dolan Twins</a> <i>+2</i></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/keaton%20jones"><b>Keaton Jones</b></a></li> 
<li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/avas%20demon">Ava&rsquo;s Demon</a> <i><i>−7</i></i></li></ol><p><i>The number in italics indicates how many spots a name or title moved up or down from the previous week. The ones in bold weren’t on the list last week.</i></p><figure class="tmblr-full pinned-target" data-orig-height="160" data-orig-width="320" data-tumblr-attribution="lovelenaluthor:kVeQKL-SuhdyXMvsSBxh3A:ZQjd-s2DTdDZj"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/13c5ef2c07897a6bbe64eb0263c506c9/tumblr_of5luanu0b1s61bs6o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="160" data-orig-width="320"/></figure>

<h2>Web Stuff</h2><p><b>Week Ending December 18th, 2017</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/jacksepticeye">Jacksepticeye...

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Keaton: Keaton Jones' Father Is A Jailed White Supremacist @balleralert 2015 TMZ Keaton Jones’ Father Is A Jailed White Supremacist - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just days after KeatonJones’ bullying video went viral, catching the attention of several big-name celebrities, the compromising truth about the boy’s family has been revealed. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After photos surfaced of Keaton’ mother, Kimberly, holding and displaying a Confederate flag on Facebook, the support quickly turned into backlash. Although Kimberly attempted to clear her name the following morning on ‘Good Morning America,’ many had already revoked their support. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now though, new details about the family have been revealed. According to TMZ, Keaton’s mother isn’t the only alleged racist in the family. In fact, the boy’s estranged father is a white supremacist, who is currently serving time in a Tennessee jail. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Keaton’s father, Shawn White, has a Facebook page that is littered with white supremacy propaganda. Several memes and posts that read, "HOLY F*** I LOVE BEING WHITE," "Keep Calm and be White Pride," and "Aryan Pride,” were all found on his page. According to the publication, there was even a selfie of White, showing his “White Pride” tattoo that’s scribbled on his stomach. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Although White’s relationship with Keaton and Kimberly remains unclear, he did post a photo of himself and Keaton back in 2015, just five months before he was booked for probation violation. He is scheduled to be released in 2018.
Keaton: Keaton Jones' Father Is A Jailed
 White Supremacist
 @balleralert
 2015
 TMZ
Keaton Jones’ Father Is A Jailed White Supremacist - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just days after KeatonJones’ bullying video went viral, catching the attention of several big-name celebrities, the compromising truth about the boy’s family has been revealed. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After photos surfaced of Keaton’ mother, Kimberly, holding and displaying a Confederate flag on Facebook, the support quickly turned into backlash. Although Kimberly attempted to clear her name the following morning on ‘Good Morning America,’ many had already revoked their support. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now though, new details about the family have been revealed. According to TMZ, Keaton’s mother isn’t the only alleged racist in the family. In fact, the boy’s estranged father is a white supremacist, who is currently serving time in a Tennessee jail. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Keaton’s father, Shawn White, has a Facebook page that is littered with white supremacy propaganda. Several memes and posts that read, "HOLY F*** I LOVE BEING WHITE," "Keep Calm and be White Pride," and "Aryan Pride,” were all found on his page. According to the publication, there was even a selfie of White, showing his “White Pride” tattoo that’s scribbled on his stomach. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Although White’s relationship with Keaton and Kimberly remains unclear, he did post a photo of himself and Keaton back in 2015, just five months before he was booked for probation violation. He is scheduled to be released in 2018.

Keaton Jones’ Father Is A Jailed White Supremacist - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just days after KeatonJones’ bullying video wen...