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Drugs, Funny, and Heaven: promised to take them to his planet Florida couple arrested for selling tickets to heaven 4 A couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda me some money to go to outer space. Watts, were arrested a few days ago for I met an allen named Stevie, who said selling golden tickets to heaven to hundreds of people if I got the cash together he would take me and my wife on his flying saucer to They sold the tickets on the street for his planet that is made entirely of drugs. 599.99 (about sh390,000) per ticket, told You should arrest Jesus because he is the buyers the tickets were made from solid one that gave me the golden tickess. I am gold, and that each ticket reserved thewilling to wear a wire and set Jesus up" buyer a spot in heaven simply present In her police statement, Amanda Watts the ticket at the pearly gates and you are said: "We just wanted to leave carth and in. Tito Watts said in his police statement: anything, Tito sold the golden tickets to "I do not care what the Police say Theheaven. I just watched tickets are solid gold. And it was Jesus Police said they confiscated över who gave them to me behind the KFC S10,000 (sh39m) in cash, drug and told me to sell them so I could get paraphemalia and a baby alligator go to space and do drugs. I did not do e loki-against-onision: manic: loloftheday: If you think the headline is funny, read the article. Reblog if Jesus gave you solid gold tickets to Heaven behind a KFC
Drugs, Funny, and Heaven: promised to take them to his planet
 Florida couple arrested for
 selling tickets to heaven
 4
 A couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda me some money to go to outer space.
 Watts, were arrested a few days ago for I met an allen named Stevie, who said
 selling golden tickets to heaven to
 hundreds of people
 if I got the cash together he would take
 me and my wife on his flying saucer to
 They sold the tickets on the street for his planet that is made entirely of drugs.
 599.99 (about sh390,000) per ticket, told You should arrest Jesus because he is the
 buyers the tickets were made from solid one that gave me the golden tickess. I am
 gold, and that each ticket reserved thewilling to wear a wire and set Jesus up"
 buyer a spot in heaven simply present In her police statement, Amanda Watts
 the ticket at the pearly gates and you are said: "We just wanted to leave carth and
 in.
 Tito Watts said in his police statement: anything, Tito sold the golden tickets to
 "I do not care what the Police say Theheaven. I just watched
 tickets are solid gold. And it was Jesus Police said they confiscated över
 who gave them to me behind the KFC S10,000 (sh39m) in cash, drug
 and told me to sell them so I could get paraphemalia and a baby alligator
 go to space and do drugs. I did not do
 e
loki-against-onision:
manic:

loloftheday:

If you think the headline is funny, read the article.



Reblog if Jesus gave you solid gold tickets to Heaven behind a KFC

loki-against-onision: manic: loloftheday: If you think the headline is funny, read the article. Reblog if Jesus gave you solid gold tic...

Drugs, Funny, and Heaven: promised to take them to his planet Florida couple arrested for selling tickets to heaven 4 A couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda me some money to go to outer space. Watts, were arrested a few days ago for I met an allen named Stevie, who said selling golden tickets to heaven to hundreds of people if I got the cash together he would take me and my wife on his flying saucer to They sold the tickets on the street for his planet that is made entirely of drugs. 599.99 (about sh390,000) per ticket, told You should arrest Jesus because he is the buyers the tickets were made from solid one that gave me the golden tickess. I am gold, and that each ticket reserved thewilling to wear a wire and set Jesus up" buyer a spot in heaven simply present In her police statement, Amanda Watts the ticket at the pearly gates and you are said: "We just wanted to leave carth and in. Tito Watts said in his police statement: anything, Tito sold the golden tickets to "I do not care what the Police say Theheaven. I just watched tickets are solid gold. And it was Jesus Police said they confiscated över who gave them to me behind the KFC S10,000 (sh39m) in cash, drug and told me to sell them so I could get paraphemalia and a baby alligator go to space and do drugs. I did not do e loki-against-onision: manic: loloftheday: If you think the headline is funny, read the article. Reblog if Jesus gave you solid gold tickets to Heaven behind a KFC
Drugs, Funny, and Heaven: promised to take them to his planet
 Florida couple arrested for
 selling tickets to heaven
 4
 A couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda me some money to go to outer space.
 Watts, were arrested a few days ago for I met an allen named Stevie, who said
 selling golden tickets to heaven to
 hundreds of people
 if I got the cash together he would take
 me and my wife on his flying saucer to
 They sold the tickets on the street for his planet that is made entirely of drugs.
 599.99 (about sh390,000) per ticket, told You should arrest Jesus because he is the
 buyers the tickets were made from solid one that gave me the golden tickess. I am
 gold, and that each ticket reserved thewilling to wear a wire and set Jesus up"
 buyer a spot in heaven simply present In her police statement, Amanda Watts
 the ticket at the pearly gates and you are said: "We just wanted to leave carth and
 in.
 Tito Watts said in his police statement: anything, Tito sold the golden tickets to
 "I do not care what the Police say Theheaven. I just watched
 tickets are solid gold. And it was Jesus Police said they confiscated över
 who gave them to me behind the KFC S10,000 (sh39m) in cash, drug
 and told me to sell them so I could get paraphemalia and a baby alligator
 go to space and do drugs. I did not do
 e
loki-against-onision:
manic:

loloftheday:

If you think the headline is funny, read the article.



Reblog if Jesus gave you solid gold tickets to Heaven behind a KFC

loki-against-onision: manic: loloftheday: If you think the headline is funny, read the article. Reblog if Jesus gave you solid gold tic...

Kfc, Love, and Free: KFC Gotta love it when imagination, boredom, and free time come together.
Kfc, Love, and Free: KFC
Gotta love it when imagination, boredom, and free time come together.

Gotta love it when imagination, boredom, and free time come together.

Kfc, Love, and Free: KFC Gotta love it when imagination, boredom, and free time come together.
Kfc, Love, and Free: KFC
Gotta love it when imagination, boredom, and free time come together.

Gotta love it when imagination, boredom, and free time come together.

Kfc, Love, and Free: KFC Gotta love it when imagination, boredom, and free time come together.
Kfc, Love, and Free: KFC
Gotta love it when imagination, boredom, and free time come together.

Gotta love it when imagination, boredom, and free time come together.

Barney, Coachella, and Crazy: COACHELLA Walt Jr FRIDAY APRIL 13 The Swamp Bastards John Wrong Big Unhatched Egg Queen Of Shiba Wayne Coyne And The Watchful Eye Of The Law Lumpy Terror Tactile R. Lee Ermy 3 Hour Chillstep Mix 2013 HD Hotdogs For Legs Dig Em Up Dave Boston Dynamics Product Showcase Very Large Bird Upset Mothers Paul Blart Mall Cop Suicide By Paul Blart Mall Cop DJ Liberal Propaganda Horseshoe Henry Tupac Hologram Memorial Orchestra Sacho Man' Randy Savage SATURDAY Family uy Large Egg weird al barney smokes weed .mp3 The Godfather Part III Fake Moon Landing Surviving Cast Of M*A S H The Sweaty Boys Tutankhamun Six Hour Nap Turn Signals Preheated Oven Flash Drive Of System Of A Down Songsl Found The KFC Bucket Drummers Gangrenous Leg Xena Warrior Pinterest Damien Hirst's For The Love Of God (2007, Platium, Diamond, Human Teeth) WinRar 30 Day Trial Unknown Pleasures T-Shi ARIL The ISS Ghost Of George Bush Ominous Black Egg Remember Beast Wars? Like Those Animal Transformers? The Past Was Crazy Aaah Remember Zoids? (DJ Set) Walking With Dinosaurs Empty Cemeteries Cold Wind Ultimate Fails Compilation 2013 Best Fails of the Year! Chicken Coopers Blood Driven discogs.com Family Band Egg Hatching Ceremony + Emergency Evacuation Everyone Please Pick Up Some Of Your Garbage Before You Leave grimelords: grimelords: It’s fake Coachella poster season! since nobody’s posted a funny fake coachella poster yet I’m reblogging my own from 2013
Barney, Coachella, and Crazy: COACHELLA
 Walt Jr
 FRIDAY APRIL 13
 The Swamp Bastards John Wrong Big Unhatched Egg
 Queen Of Shiba Wayne Coyne And The Watchful Eye Of The Law Lumpy
 Terror Tactile R. Lee Ermy 3 Hour Chillstep Mix 2013 HD Hotdogs For Legs
 Dig Em Up Dave Boston Dynamics Product Showcase Very Large Bird Upset Mothers Paul Blart Mall Cop
 Suicide By Paul Blart Mall Cop DJ Liberal Propaganda Horseshoe Henry Tupac Hologram Memorial Orchestra
 Sacho Man' Randy Savage
 SATURDAY
 Family uy Large Egg weird al barney smokes weed .mp3
 The Godfather Part III Fake Moon Landing Surviving Cast Of M*A S H
 The Sweaty Boys Tutankhamun Six Hour Nap Turn Signals Preheated Oven
 Flash Drive Of System Of A Down Songsl Found The KFC Bucket Drummers Gangrenous Leg Xena Warrior Pinterest
 Damien Hirst's For The Love Of God (2007, Platium, Diamond, Human Teeth)
 WinRar 30 Day Trial
 Unknown Pleasures T-Shi ARIL
 The ISS Ghost Of George Bush Ominous Black Egg
 Remember Beast Wars? Like Those Animal Transformers? The Past Was Crazy
 Aaah Remember Zoids? (DJ Set) Walking With Dinosaurs Empty Cemeteries Cold Wind
 Ultimate Fails Compilation 2013 Best Fails of the Year! Chicken Coopers Blood Driven discogs.com Family Band
 Egg Hatching Ceremony + Emergency Evacuation Everyone Please Pick Up Some Of Your Garbage Before You Leave
grimelords:
grimelords:

It’s fake Coachella poster season!

since nobody’s posted a funny fake coachella poster yet I’m reblogging my own from 2013

grimelords: grimelords: It’s fake Coachella poster season! since nobody’s posted a funny fake coachella poster yet I’m reblogging my own f...

Apparently, College, and Complex: r/AskReddit What perfectly true story of yours sounds like an outrageous lie? RamsesThePigeon 13d, 17h Just up the street from my apartment in San Francisco, there was one of those fast food restaurants that was either a KFC or a Taco Bell, depending on the angle from which it was viewed. The establishment was a frequent stopping point for students coming from the nearby college... and those students were a frequent target for a remarkably bright crow Now, on most days, the bird in question would just hang around the restaurant (as well as other ones nearby) and scavenge for scraps. Every once in a while, though - I saw this happen twice, and had it happen to me once - it would enact a much more complex scheme than simply going through the gutter: The crow had apparently discovered that money could be exchanged for food, so it would wait until it saw a likely mark, squawk at them to get their attention, then pick up and drop a coin. Anyone who responded would witness the bird hopping a few feet away, then following its "victim" toward the source of its next snack. When the crow approached me, it dropped a nickel on the ground. I stooped, picked up the coin, and then jumped slightly when the bird made a noise that sounded not unlike "Taco!' Needless to say, I bought that crow a taco. The final out-of-pocket cost for me, minus the nickel, was something like >l.T5. Even so, I figured a bird that smart deserved a reward simply for existing Of course, that was probably exactly what I was supposed to think. TL;DR: A crow paid me five cents to buy it a taco. onyourleftbooob: nadiaoxford: I don’t have a hard time believing this.
Apparently, College, and Complex: r/AskReddit
 What perfectly true story of yours sounds like
 an outrageous lie?

 RamsesThePigeon 13d, 17h
 Just up the street from my apartment in San Francisco,
 there was one of those fast food restaurants that was
 either a KFC or a Taco Bell, depending on the angle from
 which it was viewed. The establishment was a frequent
 stopping point for students coming from the nearby
 college... and those students were a frequent target for a
 remarkably bright crow
 Now, on most days, the bird in question would just hang
 around the restaurant (as well as other ones nearby) and
 scavenge for scraps. Every once in a while, though - I saw
 this happen twice, and had it happen to me once - it would
 enact a much more complex scheme than simply going
 through the gutter: The crow had apparently discovered
 that money could be exchanged for food, so it would wait
 until it saw a likely mark, squawk at them to get their
 attention, then pick up and drop a coin. Anyone who
 responded would witness the bird hopping a few feet
 away, then following its "victim" toward the source of its
 next snack.
 When the crow approached me, it dropped a nickel on the
 ground. I stooped, picked up the coin, and then jumped
 slightly when the bird made a noise that sounded not
 unlike "Taco!'
 Needless to say, I bought that crow a taco.
 The final out-of-pocket cost for me, minus the nickel, was
 something like >l.T5. Even so, I figured a bird that smart
 deserved a reward simply for existing
 Of course, that was probably exactly what I was supposed
 to think.
 TL;DR: A crow paid me five cents to buy it a taco.
onyourleftbooob:

nadiaoxford:
I don’t have a hard time believing this.

onyourleftbooob: nadiaoxford: I don’t have a hard time believing this.

Kfc, McDonalds, and Memes: KF These Ronald McDonalds calling out KFC is too much... 😂😂
Kfc, McDonalds, and Memes: KF
These Ronald McDonalds calling out KFC is too much... 😂😂

These Ronald McDonalds calling out KFC is too much... 😂😂