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Ass, Bad, and Bitch: I seen this on fb & died laughing I wanna suck ya dick trom the back and start sucking it dumb crazy licking ya balls with the tip of my tongue and put ya whole dick in my mouth and let u fuck my throat then I'm gunna with and suck the heac of ya dick dumb nasty til u bust on my bottom lip then I want nibble on the head of ya dick, then I wana spit on ya meat making ya shit wet...i wana suck on ya balls and slurp on the head of ya dick making ya toes curl., .then ima massage on ya balls Who this Sorry wrong number Na this the right number I remember when my mom didn’t buy me a side kick because my grades was ass. I wasn’t a bad student my teacher just be lying when it came to parent teachers conference. The bitch would say I talked to much or was trying to be the class clown and it was disrespect. First of all none of us wanted to even be there and second of all she was about 80 years old she couldn’t even hold a piece of chalk to write on the board. Hand writing looking like a ekg. I wasn’t with the shits. Long story short I saved up some money and bought a sidekick. I had to get the monthly sim card minutes form the Arabs at the corner store. Everyhood got some Arab niggas tryna EXTORT the black community. My boy put me on to this NYC GROUP chat where you would send your age, sex and location. It was the perfect way to fiNNESSE the fuck outta hoes and get your meat tickled. It was late one school night and I was Talking to this one girl on AIM. She told me she lived near me and she was about 19 years old. Boy I was 12 and my dick was stiffer than a corpse. I hit her up smoothly tryna see what she was about. I thought I was freak so I tell her that I wanted to suck in her titles while playing my GameCube. My mom busy in my room cause she heard the door slamming animation form aim. Black mommas hate when you slam the door in they crib. She saw my sidekick light up and took it. I had to fitness and say my friend left it in my bag from school and I was gonna return it. Momma wasn’t buying that shit and took it.I’m going to bed salty as fuck. ( I ain’t know how to beat my meat yet so I was stuck horny). My mom bust in my room 2 minutes later furious, she ain’t know the foolishness I was partaking in. I will never for get what “MizzFabulous71890” sent me back “boy I want you to choke me with your GameCube controller cables and beat my ass cheeks like Kimbl slice. I wanna gargle your nut like listerine and swish it in my mouth like wine. I want to bounce on your dick to the point your balls burst and have you sore the next morning”. Bitch I got PE class tomorrow that’s gonna be painful as fuck. My momma ain’t know I was a freak a leak. I got my ass torn up
Ass, Bad, and Bitch: I seen this on fb & died laughing
 I wanna suck ya dick trom the
 back and start sucking it dumb
 crazy licking ya balls with the
 tip of my tongue and put ya
 whole dick in my mouth and let
 u fuck my throat then I'm
 gunna with and suck the heac
 of ya dick dumb nasty til u bust
 on my bottom lip then I want
 nibble on the head of ya dick,
 then I wana spit on ya meat
 making ya shit wet...i wana
 suck on ya balls and slurp on
 the head of ya dick making ya
 toes curl., .then ima massage
 on ya balls
 Who this
 Sorry wrong number
 Na this the right number
I remember when my mom didn’t buy me a side kick because my grades was ass. I wasn’t a bad student my teacher just be lying when it came to parent teachers conference. The bitch would say I talked to much or was trying to be the class clown and it was disrespect. First of all none of us wanted to even be there and second of all she was about 80 years old she couldn’t even hold a piece of chalk to write on the board. Hand writing looking like a ekg. I wasn’t with the shits. Long story short I saved up some money and bought a sidekick. I had to get the monthly sim card minutes form the Arabs at the corner store. Everyhood got some Arab niggas tryna EXTORT the black community. My boy put me on to this NYC GROUP chat where you would send your age, sex and location. It was the perfect way to fiNNESSE the fuck outta hoes and get your meat tickled. It was late one school night and I was Talking to this one girl on AIM. She told me she lived near me and she was about 19 years old. Boy I was 12 and my dick was stiffer than a corpse. I hit her up smoothly tryna see what she was about. I thought I was freak so I tell her that I wanted to suck in her titles while playing my GameCube. My mom busy in my room cause she heard the door slamming animation form aim. Black mommas hate when you slam the door in they crib. She saw my sidekick light up and took it. I had to fitness and say my friend left it in my bag from school and I was gonna return it. Momma wasn’t buying that shit and took it.I’m going to bed salty as fuck. ( I ain’t know how to beat my meat yet so I was stuck horny). My mom bust in my room 2 minutes later furious, she ain’t know the foolishness I was partaking in. I will never for get what “MizzFabulous71890” sent me back “boy I want you to choke me with your GameCube controller cables and beat my ass cheeks like Kimbl slice. I wanna gargle your nut like listerine and swish it in my mouth like wine. I want to bounce on your dick to the point your balls burst and have you sore the next morning”. Bitch I got PE class tomorrow that’s gonna be painful as fuck. My momma ain’t know I was a freak a leak. I got my ass torn up

I remember when my mom didn’t buy me a side kick because my grades was ass. I wasn’t a bad student my teacher just be lying when it came to ...

Kendrick Lamar, Memes, and Smashing: Solange Leads 2017 Soul Train Awards With Seven Nominations @balleralert Solange Leads 2017 Soul Train Awards With Seven Nominations– blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Next Month, BET will kick off its 2017 Soul Train Awards in Las Vegas. The ceremony will provide a platform for several artists to be honored for their longstanding careers and influence, as well as their work for the year. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ToniBraxton will be honored with the Don Cornelius Legend Award, while the R&B trio SWV will be honored with the Lady of Soul Award. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The Award show will give out awards for Best New Artist, Best R&B-Soul Male and Female Artist, Soul Train Certified Award, Video Of The Year and more. In this year’s lineup, Solange is the most nominated artist with seven nominations, including best R&B-Soul Female Artist and Video and Song Of The Year for her hit song, “Cranes In The Sky.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, trailing close behind with six, is none other than BrunoMars for his critically-acclaimed and RIAA-certified double platinum album, “24K Magic.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Cardi B has also been nominated for her smash hit, “Bodak Yellow,” competing against Kendrick Lamar, French Montana and Yo Gotti for the Rhythm & Bars Award. SZA has picked up a couple nominations for Best New Artists and Best R&B- Soul Female Artists, where she will be up against Kehlani, Mary J. Blige, Solange and more. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The show will air on BET, Nov. 26. Will you be tuning in?
Kendrick Lamar, Memes, and Smashing: Solange Leads 2017 Soul Train
 Awards With Seven Nominations
 @balleralert
Solange Leads 2017 Soul Train Awards With Seven Nominations– blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Next Month, BET will kick off its 2017 Soul Train Awards in Las Vegas. The ceremony will provide a platform for several artists to be honored for their longstanding careers and influence, as well as their work for the year. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ToniBraxton will be honored with the Don Cornelius Legend Award, while the R&B trio SWV will be honored with the Lady of Soul Award. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The Award show will give out awards for Best New Artist, Best R&B-Soul Male and Female Artist, Soul Train Certified Award, Video Of The Year and more. In this year’s lineup, Solange is the most nominated artist with seven nominations, including best R&B-Soul Female Artist and Video and Song Of The Year for her hit song, “Cranes In The Sky.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, trailing close behind with six, is none other than BrunoMars for his critically-acclaimed and RIAA-certified double platinum album, “24K Magic.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Cardi B has also been nominated for her smash hit, “Bodak Yellow,” competing against Kendrick Lamar, French Montana and Yo Gotti for the Rhythm & Bars Award. SZA has picked up a couple nominations for Best New Artists and Best R&B- Soul Female Artists, where she will be up against Kehlani, Mary J. Blige, Solange and more. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The show will air on BET, Nov. 26. Will you be tuning in?

Solange Leads 2017 Soul Train Awards With Seven Nominations– blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Next Month, BET will kick off its 2017 Sou...

Being Alone, Ass, and Bad: I'm a 21 year-old male. I was out running my 2 miles. Headphones in, music playing, minding my own business. I round the corner at about the halfway point of the run and I see this big black duck looking at me. As I get closer, think to myself, "Man, that's a brave duck, why isn't he running away?" I keep running and realize the duck not only isn't afraid of me or running away, he's running right at me. So I stop and squat down, thinking maybe he was hurt and needed help or something. This bitch ass giant fucking black duck takes a huge bite out of my leg. Like, not playing, drew blood kinda bite I'm thinking to myself, "What the fuck?" So I'm like, maybe he's just an asshole and I keep running think he will leave me alone. I start running again and the faster Irun, the faster he chases me. I start sprinting and he is literally flying behind me attacking me. I'm thinking, "Ive got enough fucking problems in my life as it is man, I dont need this shit so I stop running again kinda like in disbelief trying to figure out what to do. In all my years of being a person, Ive never trained for this This little punk ass duck is chomping on my ankles and it's actually really hurting. He starts grabbing my shoelaces and untying them as I'm trying to run backwards away from him. Weve covered a quarter mile at this point. I try picking him up and throwing him back away from me every time he lunges for blood. I'm thinking, "How the fuck am I gonna explain this if I have to go to the doctor for a duck attack? I'm a grown ass man. This isbullshit." I try running again and he keeps flying after me. I'm at a loss. I dont know what to do at this point. I'm manage to get my phone and start texting my girlfriend, asking her what to do. Am I really gonna have to kill this duck to get away? Like, I don't want to, but I might have to actually fucking kick this duck or grab it by the neck? Seriously?" We have covered 3/4 of a mile at this point. He bites me again and I drop my phone. I pick it up quickly. Who do I call? I've got fucking scars and cuts all over me. While I'm debating whether stand-your-ground laws apply to ducks, I hear a noise; Someone else was outside walking on an adjacent street and came to see what all of the commotion was This was a big mistake. The duck smelled blood, and gave up attacking me to chase after my savior. I saw my window and booked it home running the last half mile in 2:50 flat. I feel kinda bad, that duck has probably killed that dude by now. The last saw of him was the look I took over my shoulder running away as he made the same mistake I did, looking down to see if the duck was hurt worth the read
Being Alone, Ass, and Bad: I'm a 21 year-old male. I was out running my 2 miles. Headphones in, music playing, minding my own
 business. I round the corner at about the halfway point of the run and I see this big black duck looking at
 me. As I get closer, think to myself, "Man, that's a brave duck, why isn't he running away?" I keep running
 and realize the duck not only isn't afraid of me or running away, he's running right at me. So I stop and
 squat down, thinking maybe he was hurt and needed help or something. This bitch ass giant fucking black
 duck takes a huge bite out of my leg. Like, not playing, drew blood kinda bite
 I'm thinking to myself, "What the fuck?" So I'm like, maybe he's just an asshole and I keep running think he
 will leave me alone. I start running again and the faster Irun, the faster he chases me. I start sprinting and
 he is literally flying behind me attacking me. I'm thinking, "Ive got enough fucking problems in my life as it is
 man, I dont need this shit so I stop running again kinda like in disbelief trying to figure out what to do. In all
 my years of being a person, Ive never trained for this
 This little punk ass duck is chomping on my ankles and it's actually really hurting. He starts grabbing my
 shoelaces and untying them as I'm trying to run backwards away from him. Weve covered a quarter mile at
 this point. I try picking him up and throwing him back away from me every time he lunges for blood. I'm
 thinking, "How the fuck am I gonna explain this if I have to go to the doctor for a duck attack? I'm a grown
 ass man. This isbullshit."
 I try running again and he keeps flying after me. I'm at a loss. I dont know what to do at this point. I'm
 manage to get my phone and start texting my girlfriend, asking her what to do. Am I really gonna have to
 kill this duck to get away? Like, I don't want to, but I might have to actually fucking kick this duck or grab it
 by the neck? Seriously?" We have covered 3/4 of a mile at this point. He bites me again and I drop my
 phone. I pick it up quickly. Who do I call? I've got fucking scars and cuts all over me. While I'm debating
 whether stand-your-ground laws apply to ducks, I hear a noise; Someone else was outside walking on an
 adjacent street and came to see what all of the commotion was
 This was a big mistake. The duck smelled blood, and gave up attacking me to chase after my savior. I saw
 my window and booked it home running the last half mile in 2:50 flat. I feel kinda bad, that duck has
 probably killed that dude by now. The last saw of him was the look I took over my shoulder running away
 as he made the same mistake I did, looking down to see if the duck was hurt
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Bad, Candy, and Charlie: @GUNNERSELLWHITE i'll drop kick this nigga if he come to my door asking for candy Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier Guess who he is for Halloween! [Intro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Are you ready for this G, yeah? C'mon, man, I was born ready and dat Okay, aight, boom Big Shaq, hold tight, Asnee Scoopnum, ratnum, oosna Hold tight the girl-dem as well, boom [Verse 1: Roadman Shaq] Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking Hold tight, Asnee, he's got the pumpy Hold tight, my man, he's got the frisbee I trap, trap, trap on the road, movin' that cornflakes Rice Krispie, hold tight, my girl Whitney (perfect) On the road doin' ten toes, like my toes You man thought I froze, I see a peng girl, then I pose If she's not on it, I ghost, hah, look at your nose What? You dickhead! Look at your nose Nose long like garden hose, shhh, you get me? [Interlude: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Boom, man's gonna come back in (yeah, yeah) You know like that? (yeah, yeah, yeah) You're feelin' that? (yeah, yeah, bad, bad) You dun know, I see you shiverin' and that Don't get shook man's here (aight) You protected-ed, yeah? (aight, let's do it) Aight, boom, let's go, boom [Verse 2: Roadman Shaq] Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four Chillin' in the corridor, your dad is forty-four And he's still callin' man for a draw, let him know When I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw Take man's Twix by force, send man shop by force Your girl knows I've got the sauce, no ketchup Just sauce, raw sauce Boom, yo, gah The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun Poom, poom You dun know, Big Shaq, ha, yo, yeah-yeah Alright, fire-fire-fire in the booth You get me, man's not hot I tell her man's not hot, hah, cot I tell her man's not hot The girl told me, "Take off your jacket" I said, "Babes, man's not hot" Yo, man can never be hot Perspiration ting, Lynx effect [Outro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Yo, you dun know Dun know, y-you You look a bit shook, Charlie You look a bit hot What's that? Y-y-ya sweating and that again Brudda, man don't make jokes with me, Charlie Aight, aight, aight, c
Bad, Candy, and Charlie: @GUNNERSELLWHITE
 i'll drop kick this nigga if he come to
 my door asking for candy
 Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier
 Guess who he is for Halloween!
[Intro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Are you ready for this G, yeah? C'mon, man, I was born ready and dat Okay, aight, boom Big Shaq, hold tight, Asnee Scoopnum, ratnum, oosna Hold tight the girl-dem as well, boom [Verse 1: Roadman Shaq] Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking Hold tight, Asnee, he's got the pumpy Hold tight, my man, he's got the frisbee I trap, trap, trap on the road, movin' that cornflakes Rice Krispie, hold tight, my girl Whitney (perfect) On the road doin' ten toes, like my toes You man thought I froze, I see a peng girl, then I pose If she's not on it, I ghost, hah, look at your nose What? You dickhead! Look at your nose Nose long like garden hose, shhh, you get me? [Interlude: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Boom, man's gonna come back in (yeah, yeah) You know like that? (yeah, yeah, yeah) You're feelin' that? (yeah, yeah, bad, bad) You dun know, I see you shiverin' and that Don't get shook man's here (aight) You protected-ed, yeah? (aight, let's do it) Aight, boom, let's go, boom [Verse 2: Roadman Shaq] Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four Chillin' in the corridor, your dad is forty-four And he's still callin' man for a draw, let him know When I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw Take man's Twix by force, send man shop by force Your girl knows I've got the sauce, no ketchup Just sauce, raw sauce Boom, yo, gah The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun Poom, poom You dun know, Big Shaq, ha, yo, yeah-yeah Alright, fire-fire-fire in the booth You get me, man's not hot I tell her man's not hot, hah, cot I tell her man's not hot The girl told me, "Take off your jacket" I said, "Babes, man's not hot" Yo, man can never be hot Perspiration ting, Lynx effect [Outro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Yo, you dun know Dun know, y-you You look a bit shook, Charlie You look a bit hot What's that? Y-y-ya sweating and that again Brudda, man don't make jokes with me, Charlie Aight, aight, aight, c

[Intro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Are you ready for this G, yeah? C'mon, man, I was born ready and dat Okay, aight, boom Big Shaq, hold ...

Chicago, Confused, and Dating: Common Confirms He's Dating "Incredible" Angela Rye: "She's a Wonderful Woman" @balleralert Common Confirms He’s Dating “Incredible” Angela Rye: “She’s a Wonderful Woman” - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After months of rumors and speculations, Chicago MC Common has finally confirmed his relationship with political commentator and activist, Angela Rye. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The rapper recently shared the news with SiriusXM’s Bevy Smith, saying “Yes, there’s definitely a connection with Angela Rye. She’s a wonderful woman. And you know, I’ll just say I’m dating. I’m happy right now. She’s an incredible human being.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “That’s the good thing about Angela, too, she’s just a fun person,” he continued. “She obviously is about the mission and about the people…Just because you’re conscious and aware don’t mean you got to not have fun. You’re still going to kick it, ‘cause that’s part of me too.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Despite Common’s recent confirmation, the two have been gushing over each other for months. After arriving to the Emmy’s together, Rye took to Instagram to congratulate the musician for his Creative Arts Emmy for the song, “Letter to the Free.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Super proud of this guy for having a big EGO, which is not to be confused with a big ego. Here he is giving thanks to the Almighty for his Emmy just like he does for taking every breath, every single day. I’m thankful for his tremendous example of humility, leadership, kindness, and creativity. May we all be inspired to WORKwoke.” ballerificcouples
Chicago, Confused, and Dating: Common Confirms He's Dating "Incredible"
 Angela Rye: "She's a Wonderful Woman"
 @balleralert
Common Confirms He’s Dating “Incredible” Angela Rye: “She’s a Wonderful Woman” - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After months of rumors and speculations, Chicago MC Common has finally confirmed his relationship with political commentator and activist, Angela Rye. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The rapper recently shared the news with SiriusXM’s Bevy Smith, saying “Yes, there’s definitely a connection with Angela Rye. She’s a wonderful woman. And you know, I’ll just say I’m dating. I’m happy right now. She’s an incredible human being.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “That’s the good thing about Angela, too, she’s just a fun person,” he continued. “She obviously is about the mission and about the people…Just because you’re conscious and aware don’t mean you got to not have fun. You’re still going to kick it, ‘cause that’s part of me too.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Despite Common’s recent confirmation, the two have been gushing over each other for months. After arriving to the Emmy’s together, Rye took to Instagram to congratulate the musician for his Creative Arts Emmy for the song, “Letter to the Free.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Super proud of this guy for having a big EGO, which is not to be confused with a big ego. Here he is giving thanks to the Almighty for his Emmy just like he does for taking every breath, every single day. I’m thankful for his tremendous example of humility, leadership, kindness, and creativity. May we all be inspired to WORKwoke.” ballerificcouples

Common Confirms He’s Dating “Incredible” Angela Rye: “She’s a Wonderful Woman” - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After months of rumors...