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Edibles only kick in when they hear you talking shit

Kick In: THE WORLD WARRIORS THE WORLD WARRIORS Date of Birth: 7-21-1964 Height: Weight: Blood Type: Nationality: 5'10" 150 lbs Dragon Punch Ryu can call forth the power of the Dragon Using the ancient word, "SHO-RYU-KEN" and channel it through his uppercut. As he leaps into the air, Ryu and the power of his Dragon Punch are unmatched. in one Japanese A student of Shotokan school of karate, Ryu has developed into a pure warrior. He has devoted his entire life to the per fection of his fighting skills and has forsaken everything else in his life. Ryu has no home, no friends and no family Instead, he wanders the globe seeking to test his skills agains other fighters. Make sure you press the punch button as you reach the end of the D-Button motion. Using the control pad, press continuous motion and press any punch button. Hurricane Kick As he spins into the air, Ryu can summon the power of a Using the hurricane's strength to lift and accelerate his spin Ryu can now even execute the hurricane kick while in mid- air. hurricane by saying TATSU-MAKI-SEN-PU-KYAKU". Probably the strongest all around fighter, Ryu claim ite of grand champion after his narrow defeat of Sagch. Cool and calculating, Ryu is very seeking to maximize his abilities, Ryu has im ed the . Always atter his narrow defeat of Sa Using the control pad pressin one continuous patient in combat motion and press any kick button. Make sure you press the kick proved the l and uses it to pound his opponents into a corner buton as you reach the end of the D-Button motion. SPECIAL MOVES Fireball By summoning all of his will and channeling it through his hand To do the Hurricane Kick in mid-air, jump into the air and then quickly do the move as described above s, Ryu can create an energy wave or "HA-DO-KEN". This blue, glow ing ball of energy speeds towards any opponent and delivers quite an impact Using the control pad, press in one continuous motion and press any punch button. Make sure you press the punch bulton as you reach the end of the D-Button motion. 19 18 Gaming manuals should make a comeback. It was always fun flipping through them
Kick In: THE WORLD WARRIORS
 THE WORLD WARRIORS
 Date of Birth: 7-21-1964
 Height:
 Weight:
 Blood Type:
 Nationality:
 5'10"
 150 lbs
 Dragon Punch
 Ryu can call forth the power of the Dragon
 Using the ancient word, "SHO-RYU-KEN"
 and channel it through his uppercut. As he
 leaps into the air, Ryu and the power of his
 Dragon Punch are unmatched.
 in one
 Japanese
 A student of Shotokan school of karate, Ryu has developed
 into a pure warrior. He has devoted his entire life to the per
 fection of his fighting skills and has forsaken everything else
 in his life. Ryu has no home, no friends and no family
 Instead, he wanders the globe seeking to test his skills agains
 other fighters.
 Make sure you press the punch button as you
 reach the end of the D-Button motion.
 Using the control pad, press
 continuous motion and press any punch button.
 Hurricane Kick
 As he spins into the air, Ryu can summon the power of a
 Using the hurricane's strength to lift and accelerate his spin
 Ryu can now even execute the hurricane kick while in mid-
 air.
 hurricane by saying TATSU-MAKI-SEN-PU-KYAKU".
 Probably the strongest all around fighter, Ryu claim
 ite of grand champion after his narrow defeat of Sagch.
 Cool and calculating, Ryu is very
 seeking to maximize his abilities, Ryu has im
 ed the
 . Always
 atter his narrow defeat of Sa
 Using the control pad
 pressin one continuous
 patient in combat
 motion and press any kick button.
 Make sure you press the kick
 proved the
 l and uses it to pound his opponents into
 a corner
 buton as you reach the end of
 the D-Button motion.
 SPECIAL MOVES
 Fireball
 By summoning all of his will and
 channeling it through his hand
 To do the Hurricane Kick in
 mid-air, jump into the air and
 then quickly do the move as
 described above
 s,
 Ryu can create an energy wave or
 "HA-DO-KEN". This blue, glow
 ing ball of energy speeds towards
 any opponent and delivers quite
 an impact
 Using the control pad, press in one continuous motion and
 press any punch button. Make sure you press the punch bulton as
 you reach the end of the D-Button motion.
 19
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Gaming manuals should make a comeback. It was always fun flipping through them

Gaming manuals should make a comeback. It was always fun flipping through them

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srsfunny:When Dad Instincts Kick In

Kick In: leftbouquetarbiter listen ok. so there's that typical horror trope about the family and the haunted house and yadda yadda. but like, have a movie where this family has gone through many haunted houses before, to the point where they move into this new one and are like 'okay. fresh start number seven' and then basically throughout the movie avoid and deflect any typical horror event from the house like it's no big deal. something's under the teen girl's bed? she takes a can of bug spray and some chloroform and uses that shit on the demon creature without turning an eye from whoever she was texting. mom's cooking and the family's nowhere to be found? weird creaking noises? she sighs and continues cooking. family comes through the back door later with some blood on them and carrying a few hockey masks. mom doesn't question it. family looks exhausted and irritated. younger brother walks into his room to find the dog trapped in the wardrobe, wardrobe unable to open'? seeping dark smoke and gross liquids? move it and throw some salt around that thang and kick in the back of the wardrobe. dog hops out with a scoff and trots to the door of the room and down the stairs. a shadow follows. lots of growling and snarling and scuffling. a shadow runs fuckin outie back down the hall in fear. dad is in the garage working in the car. car shuts it's doors and locks them. he is unable to get out. he sighs and starts the car. might as well go get groceries. family don't give a fuck. tbonechessor hello, yes, how much do movies cost and how would I fund this What monster?
Kick In: leftbouquetarbiter
 listen ok. so there's that typical horror trope about the family and the
 haunted house and yadda yadda.
 but like, have a movie where this family has gone through many haunted
 houses before, to the point where they move into this new one and are
 like 'okay. fresh start number seven' and then basically throughout the
 movie avoid and deflect any typical horror event from the house like it's
 no big deal.
 something's under the teen girl's bed? she takes a can of bug spray and
 some chloroform and uses that shit on the demon creature without
 turning an eye from whoever she was texting. mom's cooking and the
 family's nowhere to be found? weird creaking noises? she sighs and
 continues cooking. family comes through the back door later with some
 blood on them and carrying a few hockey masks. mom doesn't question
 it. family looks exhausted and irritated. younger brother walks into his
 room to find the dog trapped in the wardrobe, wardrobe unable to open'?
 seeping dark smoke and gross liquids? move it and throw some salt
 around that thang and kick in the back of the wardrobe. dog hops out
 with a scoff and trots to the door of the room and down the stairs. a
 shadow follows. lots of growling and snarling and scuffling. a shadow
 runs fuckin outie back down the hall in fear. dad is in the garage working
 in the car. car shuts it's doors and locks them. he is unable to get out. he
 sighs and starts the car. might as well go get groceries.
 family don't give a fuck.
 tbonechessor
 hello, yes, how much do movies cost and how would I fund this
What monster?

What monster?

Kick In: oo0 Verizon LTE 12:49 PM Search Starbucks 3 hrs . Hey Starbucks, as the unicorn frappuccino was so popular, thought I'd pitch a few suggestions for fraps based on other mythical creatures: Dragon frappuccino: Made with dragonfruit, cinnamon, and fiery hot chiles. A shameless ploy to acquire gold. Werewolf frappuccino: Seems like a normal chocolate frap (werewolves love chocolate) but the caffeine doesn't kick in until the next full moon. And boy howdy, does it kick in. Mermaid frappuccino: Extra foam and sea salt caramel drizzle. Comes with a free Danish in honor of Hans Christian Anderson. Centaur: Has an oatmeal raisin cookie crumble crust. Oats for the horse and raisins for the wine-lovina human Whinned cream is Write a comment.. Post o Verizon LTE 12:49 PM Q Searclh Fairy frappuccino: A delightful delicate flavor of honeysuckle and lavender, it has the unfortunate effect of making you fall in love with the next live creature that you see. Pixie frappuccino: MIXED WITH TGE POWDER OF WITH 15 PIXIE STICKS Elf frappuccino: Made with the most important food groups- candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup. Keebler cookie crumbles Hobbit frappuccino: Only served in size tall. Get one for breakfast and get a second one free! Ogre frappuccino: Looks green and putrid on the outside, but has layers of different flavors that will Smash your Mouth Zombie frappuccino: like a normal frap, but with SEVERAL extra shots of espresso Write a comment... Post ooo Verizon LTE 12:49 PM Q Searclh Wizard frappuccino: Butterbeer Witch frappuccino: You'd think it would be the same as the wizard frap, but it has eye of newt and toe of frog #everydaysexism Yeti frappuccino: Tastes like a lemon snow cone, with Himalayan pink salt Alien frappuccino: They actually do have this in the Starbucks at one government building in New Mexico, but it's on the secret menu Ghost frappuccino: Zero calories. Probably just blended ice. Poltergeist frappuccino: Hurls itself against the wall after you pay for it Vampire frappuccino: Blood. It's just blood. 2 Shares Write a comment... Э| Post ooo VerizonLTE 12:49 PM Search egan Anne Fraedric Or most of these monstrosities 1 HOUR AGO LIKE REPLY 2 Write a reply.. Starbucks Hi, Megan. Thanks for the awesome suggestions! They raise some interesting food safety and supply chain concerns, but hey, maybe it'll just be a fun challenge for our product development teams who are used to more traditional sourcing methods. ;) 1 HOUR AGO LIKED 13 REPLY Write a comment... Post jackskellington84: sophettestuff: sanjha-a-kitani: schmergo: The official Starbucks facebook account reviewed my pitches for new Frappuccinos based on mythical creatures to follow the unicorn one I love how it starts out with the dragon one which could theoretically be done and then just devolves into “it’s just blood”. I know right jsjsjsj I love this too much
Kick In: oo0 Verizon LTE 12:49 PM
 Search
 Starbucks
 3 hrs .
 Hey Starbucks, as the unicorn frappuccino
 was so popular, thought I'd pitch a few
 suggestions for fraps based on other
 mythical creatures:
 Dragon frappuccino: Made with dragonfruit,
 cinnamon, and fiery hot chiles. A shameless
 ploy to acquire gold.
 Werewolf frappuccino: Seems like a normal
 chocolate frap (werewolves love chocolate)
 but the caffeine doesn't kick in until the next
 full moon. And boy howdy, does it kick in.
 Mermaid frappuccino: Extra foam and sea salt
 caramel drizzle. Comes with a free Danish in
 honor of Hans Christian Anderson.
 Centaur: Has an oatmeal raisin cookie
 crumble crust. Oats for the horse and raisins
 for the wine-lovina human Whinned cream is
 Write a comment..
 Post

 o Verizon LTE 12:49 PM
 Q Searclh
 Fairy frappuccino: A delightful delicate flavor
 of honeysuckle and lavender, it has the
 unfortunate effect of making you fall in love
 with the next live creature that you see.
 Pixie frappuccino: MIXED WITH TGE
 POWDER OF WITH 15 PIXIE STICKS
 Elf frappuccino: Made with the most
 important food groups- candy, candy canes,
 candy corn, and syrup. Keebler cookie
 crumbles
 Hobbit frappuccino: Only served in size tall.
 Get one for breakfast and get a second one
 free!
 Ogre frappuccino: Looks green and putrid on
 the outside, but has layers of different flavors
 that will Smash your Mouth
 Zombie frappuccino: like a normal frap, but
 with SEVERAL extra shots of espresso
 Write a comment...
 Post

 ooo Verizon LTE 12:49 PM
 Q Searclh
 Wizard frappuccino: Butterbeer
 Witch frappuccino: You'd think it would be
 the same as the wizard frap, but it has eye of
 newt and toe of frog #everydaysexism
 Yeti frappuccino: Tastes like a lemon snow
 cone, with Himalayan pink salt
 Alien frappuccino: They actually do have this
 in the Starbucks at one government building
 in New Mexico, but it's on the secret menu
 Ghost frappuccino: Zero calories. Probably
 just blended ice.
 Poltergeist frappuccino: Hurls itself against
 the wall after you pay for it
 Vampire frappuccino: Blood. It's just blood.
 2 Shares
 Write a comment...
 Э| Post

 ooo VerizonLTE 12:49 PM
 Search
 egan Anne Fraedric
 Or most of these
 monstrosities
 1 HOUR AGO LIKE
 REPLY
 2
 Write a reply..
 Starbucks
 Hi, Megan. Thanks for the
 awesome suggestions! They
 raise some interesting food
 safety and supply chain
 concerns, but hey, maybe it'll
 just be a fun challenge for our
 product development teams
 who are used to more
 traditional sourcing
 methods. ;)
 1 HOUR AGO LIKED 13 REPLY
 Write a comment...
 Post
jackskellington84:
sophettestuff:

sanjha-a-kitani:

schmergo:
The official Starbucks facebook account reviewed my pitches for new Frappuccinos based on mythical creatures to follow the unicorn one
I love how it starts out with the dragon one which could theoretically be done and then just devolves into “it’s just blood”.


I know right jsjsjsj


I love this too much

jackskellington84: sophettestuff: sanjha-a-kitani: schmergo: The official Starbucks facebook account reviewed my pitches for new Frappu...

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Kick In: When the edible starts to kick in

When the edible starts to kick in

Kick In: This is Tim Tim is on the internet He see's something that offends himm Tim-ignores it ana moves on WIth his life Good move Tim angstbotfic: sleepydumpling: kick-in-des-moines: kuroba101: slappedyak: notbrokejustspent: Dear tumblr consider this Tim sees a racist slur being used in the youtube comments section. He ignores it, and moves on with his life. Tim watches a bulletin on the news about a transwoman violently assaulted in her home. He ignores it, and moves on with his life.  Tim hears an employee at work using homophobic language at a gay co-worker. He ignores it, and moves on with his life. Tim sees a woman getting verbally harassed by a group of men on the street on his way to work. He ignores it, and moves on with his life. Tim can ignore it because his life isn’t dominated by things like racism, sexism, homophobia or transphobia.  Silence. Is. Compliance.  Fuck you Tim. You can try to make the world a better place. It’s funny because people who say that don’t think it’s reasonable to get offended by rape jokes or transphobic jokes but then will have tantrums over jokes about white men. I’m glad someone addressed this. well that escalated quickly.  lots of slippage here between “offense” and “inequality and/or violence.”  Category A: if it JUST offends you, like someone’s taste in tsatskes might offend you, make like Elsa and let it go.  Category B: if it is actively perpetuating harm, particularly to minoritized populations, say something.  people who get pissed about “SJWs” think B things are A things, are just personal taste things, and therefore that people who react as if they are B things are overreacting. that’s a problem. and maybe that’s what this post was about, saying A but actually what they were talking about is B. but what it looks like in the reblog chain is taking an A thing and treating it like a B thing. and that causes problems of its own (though less severe, obviously, in the grand scheme of things). 
Kick In: This is Tim
 Tim is on the internet
 He see's something
 that offends himm
 Tim-ignores it
 ana moves
 on WIth his life
 Good move Tim
angstbotfic:

sleepydumpling:

kick-in-des-moines:

kuroba101:

slappedyak:

notbrokejustspent:

Dear tumblr consider this

Tim sees a racist slur being used in the youtube comments section. He ignores it, and moves on with his life. Tim watches a bulletin on the news about a transwoman violently assaulted in her home. He ignores it, and moves on with his life. 


Tim hears an employee at work using homophobic language at a gay co-worker. He ignores it, and moves on with his life. 


Tim sees a woman getting verbally harassed by a group of men on the street on his way to work. He ignores it, and moves on with his life. Tim can ignore it because his life isn’t dominated by things like racism, sexism, homophobia or transphobia. 
Silence. Is. Compliance. 

Fuck you Tim.
You can try to make the world a better place.

It’s funny because people who say that don’t think it’s reasonable to get offended by rape jokes or transphobic jokes but then will have tantrums over jokes about white men.

I’m glad someone addressed this.

well that escalated quickly. 
lots of slippage here between “offense” and “inequality and/or violence.” 
Category A: if it JUST offends you, like someone’s taste in tsatskes might offend you, make like Elsa and let it go. 
Category B: if it is actively perpetuating harm, particularly to minoritized populations, say something. 
people who get pissed about “SJWs” think B things are A things, are just personal taste things, and therefore that people who react as if they are B things are overreacting. that’s a problem. and maybe that’s what this post was about, saying A but actually what they were talking about is B.
but what it looks like in the reblog chain is taking an A thing and treating it like a B thing. and that causes problems of its own (though less severe, obviously, in the grand scheme of things). 

angstbotfic: sleepydumpling: kick-in-des-moines: kuroba101: slappedyak: notbrokejustspent: Dear tumblr consider this Tim sees a ra...

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Kick In: illaminati:
 pendejx:
 disloyalorderofwaterbooffalos:
 disloyalorderofwaterbooffalos:
 I FOUND THIS TWITTER AND THEY LITERALLY ONLY POST
 ABOUT BREAD
 LIKE THEY SEARCH "BREAD" ON TWITTER AND JUST REPLY
 TO EVERYTHING
 tbeehive, eboojiebre
 Bitch you broke SHUT UP don't talk to me get ya bread up!
 14m
 + Reply
 * Favorite
 Expand
 13 Retweet
 *** More
 bread rolls @breadrollsson
 @boojiebre you should always have a hearty supply of bread in your
 pantry
 Hide conversation
 12m
 + Reply Delete * Favorite
 More
 2:55 PM - 30 Oct 13 Details
 THEY ALSO TWEET BAND MEMBERS ABOUT BREAD
 bread rolls ebreadrollsson
 @PatrickStump would you rather eat 16 bread rolls or a loaf of whole
 grain
 16m
 + Reply Delete Favorite ** More
 Expand
 bread rolls ebreadrollsson
 16m
 @petewentz are you a whole grain or white bread kinda guy
 Expand
 +Reply Delete * Favorite * More
 AND THEY SHUT DOWN SEXIST PIGS. USING BREAD.
 LZTM OLzargari
 48m
 If a girl ever pulls out a knife on you in an argument, pull out some
 bread and mayo, her woman instincts should kick in immediately.
 + Reply 13 Retweet * Favorite . More
 Expand
 bread rolls @breadrollsson
 12m
 @Lzargari bread thinks your misogynistic ass should spread some
 knowledge on your brain loaf.
 P Hide conversation
 + Reply
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 FAVORITES
 JUST. OMG
 bread rolls @breadrollsson
 why has the world given up on #bread
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 7s
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 theres a delete button right?
 DELETE THIS
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 281,759 notes
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