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Af, Baseball, and Bless Up: My pregnant wife has been practicing her swaddling technique on the dog. Reddit u/ohaivoltage @DrSmashlove So I just copped a stick of Tomโ€™s โ€œNorth Woodsโ€ natural deodorant bc they finally released a deodorant thatโ€™s also an anti-perspirant and for me thatโ€™s a must because I work out daily and I canโ€™t have the cute MILFโ€™s and instagram girls who wear a baseball cap and yoga pants and make they man photograph them at the gym thinking smash doesnโ€™t bathe ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyway imma keep it 600 - this is nice! It kinda smell like old school Speed Stick - the joint all the gym teachers would wear. I low key feel like a sexy gym teacher RN. Walking around school in tight sweatpants with the PP print on display and a polo tucked in with the drawstring hanging by the print and a college cap that say โ€œILLINIโ€ and a whistle on my neck and the Nike Monarchs or as I call them the โ€œFather Who Was Present In His Childrenโ€™s Lives 11sโ€ just smiling and winking at the Kindygarten teachers like โ€œHey Suzan. Hey Karen. Howdy Janet. Good MOHNIN Julia โ˜บ๏ธ. Stevie always good to see you - DROP AND GIMME 20! Lmao jk wyd tho. Oh hi Martha ๐Ÿ˜‰. Are those new reading glasses? I like them ๐Ÿ˜.โ€ Thatโ€™s me today at work feeling like a spicy gym teacher. Matter fact thatโ€™s my 2018 schmood until further notice. Spicy gym teacher af. Strutting around school giving hi fives for no reason, overseeing floor hockey matches. โ€œGIMME A PULL UP!!โ€ LMAO Iโ€™m stupid bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Af, Baseball, and Bless Up: My pregnant wife has been practicing her
 swaddling technique on the dog.
 Reddit u/ohaivoltage
 @DrSmashlove
So I just copped a stick of Tomโ€™s โ€œNorth Woodsโ€ natural deodorant bc they finally released a deodorant thatโ€™s also an anti-perspirant and for me thatโ€™s a must because I work out daily and I canโ€™t have the cute MILFโ€™s and instagram girls who wear a baseball cap and yoga pants and make they man photograph them at the gym thinking smash doesnโ€™t bathe ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyway imma keep it 600 - this is nice! It kinda smell like old school Speed Stick - the joint all the gym teachers would wear. I low key feel like a sexy gym teacher RN. Walking around school in tight sweatpants with the PP print on display and a polo tucked in with the drawstring hanging by the print and a college cap that say โ€œILLINIโ€ and a whistle on my neck and the Nike Monarchs or as I call them the โ€œFather Who Was Present In His Childrenโ€™s Lives 11sโ€ just smiling and winking at the Kindygarten teachers like โ€œHey Suzan. Hey Karen. Howdy Janet. Good MOHNIN Julia โ˜บ๏ธ. Stevie always good to see you - DROP AND GIMME 20! Lmao jk wyd tho. Oh hi Martha ๐Ÿ˜‰. Are those new reading glasses? I like them ๐Ÿ˜.โ€ Thatโ€™s me today at work feeling like a spicy gym teacher. Matter fact thatโ€™s my 2018 schmood until further notice. Spicy gym teacher af. Strutting around school giving hi fives for no reason, overseeing floor hockey matches. โ€œGIMME A PULL UP!!โ€ LMAO Iโ€™m stupid bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

So I just copped a stick of Tomโ€™s โ€œNorth Woodsโ€ natural deodorant bc they finally released a deodorant thatโ€™s also an anti-perspirant and fo...

Ass, Beautiful, and Booty: First night at home from the shelter. Reddit u/towntown1337 @DrSmashlove People ask me โ€œaye smash whatโ€™s your type? What do u like in a girl?โ€ Simple - I ainโ€™t got no type. Anyone who says I do is lyin ๐Ÿฆ. I mean obviously from the captions u can see that there are things I like (skretch marks...above the booty dimples...thunderous thighs ๐Ÿคค lemme stop before I get hot and bothered.) But that donโ€™t mean I donโ€™t like thin women. I love them too. Equally. Girl if u donโ€™t bring ya bony lil sensual grasshopper lookin a$$ and sit on this lap ol stick figure a$$ lmao wyd tho hangman lookin a$$ u cute tho lol handful of toothpicks with good hair lookin a$$ baby stop crying Iโ€™m playin with u why u gotta punch me ol legend of the slenderman lookin a$$ baby...baby why u choking me...baby? I kinda like this keep going HAHAHAHA LEMME STOP. Anyway like I said I ainโ€™t got no type. Thicky thicc or slenderwomanous u all splendiferous. And thatโ€™s how I feel about doggies. I ainโ€™t got no type. I understand people like different things. I donโ€™t even blame people who go to breeders like I got close friends thatโ€™s done it and Iโ€™m not about to lecture anybody - they want a certain retriever or husky good for them. I donโ€™t like puppy mills in my heart but I donโ€™t judge. But as for me bruv a ratty lil mix breed rescue dog with a high pitch bark that sound like a child aggressively coughing? With them lil ass legs that allow him or her to run 700 miles per hour bruv? I love a crazy lil rescue mutt bruv he beautiful to me. But most important YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL FOR ADOPTING HIM OR HER - U A HERO. NOT A SMALL HERO BUT A BIG HERO - BLESS U - U WONDERFUL ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ [Editorโ€™s Note: The reference to choking was made in jest and was merely intended to create literary interest. The author is from the hood. Consequently, I have built-in danger sensors. Wrap your hands around my throat and squeeze and u gon catcheth this fade. It be the petite lil joints that always wanna scrap too - donโ€™t none of u lil grasshoppers DM me like โ€œlet me choke u zaddy โ˜บ๏ธโ€ Imma leave u on โ€˜Seentโ€™ ON PRINCIPLE. BLESS YA TINY LIL A$$ UP ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚]
Ass, Beautiful, and Booty: First night at home from the shelter.
 Reddit u/towntown1337
 @DrSmashlove
People ask me โ€œaye smash whatโ€™s your type? What do u like in a girl?โ€ Simple - I ainโ€™t got no type. Anyone who says I do is lyin ๐Ÿฆ. I mean obviously from the captions u can see that there are things I like (skretch marks...above the booty dimples...thunderous thighs ๐Ÿคค lemme stop before I get hot and bothered.) But that donโ€™t mean I donโ€™t like thin women. I love them too. Equally. Girl if u donโ€™t bring ya bony lil sensual grasshopper lookin a$$ and sit on this lap ol stick figure a$$ lmao wyd tho hangman lookin a$$ u cute tho lol handful of toothpicks with good hair lookin a$$ baby stop crying Iโ€™m playin with u why u gotta punch me ol legend of the slenderman lookin a$$ baby...baby why u choking me...baby? I kinda like this keep going HAHAHAHA LEMME STOP. Anyway like I said I ainโ€™t got no type. Thicky thicc or slenderwomanous u all splendiferous. And thatโ€™s how I feel about doggies. I ainโ€™t got no type. I understand people like different things. I donโ€™t even blame people who go to breeders like I got close friends thatโ€™s done it and Iโ€™m not about to lecture anybody - they want a certain retriever or husky good for them. I donโ€™t like puppy mills in my heart but I donโ€™t judge. But as for me bruv a ratty lil mix breed rescue dog with a high pitch bark that sound like a child aggressively coughing? With them lil ass legs that allow him or her to run 700 miles per hour bruv? I love a crazy lil rescue mutt bruv he beautiful to me. But most important YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL FOR ADOPTING HIM OR HER - U A HERO. NOT A SMALL HERO BUT A BIG HERO - BLESS U - U WONDERFUL ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ [Editorโ€™s Note: The reference to choking was made in jest and was merely intended to create literary interest. The author is from the hood. Consequently, I have built-in danger sensors. Wrap your hands around my throat and squeeze and u gon catcheth this fade. It be the petite lil joints that always wanna scrap too - donโ€™t none of u lil grasshoppers DM me like โ€œlet me choke u zaddy โ˜บ๏ธโ€ Imma leave u on โ€˜Seentโ€™ ON PRINCIPLE. BLESS YA TINY LIL A$$ UP ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚]

People ask me โ€œaye smash whatโ€™s your type? What do u like in a girl?โ€ Simple - I ainโ€™t got no type. Anyone who says I do is lyin ๐Ÿฆ. I mean o...