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Ass, Fucking, and Head: MEMO: ALL EMPLOYEES It has been brought to the attention of Management that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the more easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated. The Management does, however, realize the importance of each person being able to express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the Management has compiled the following coded list. It is imperative that all employees understand and memorize the code phases so the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue. NEW PHRASE OLD PHRASE No Fucking Way You've got to be shitting me. Tell someone who gives a Fuck. Ask me if I give a Fuck. It's not my Fucking problem. What the Fuck Fuck it. It won't work. Why the Fuck didn't they tell me this sooner. When the Fuck do they expect me to do this? Who the Fuck cares? He's got his head up his ass Eat shit Eat shit and die. Eat shit and die Motherfucker What the Fuck do they want from me? Kiss my ass. This job sucks. Who the hell died and made you boss? Blow me. I'm not certain that's feasible Really? Perhaps you should check with... Of course I'm concerned. wasn't involved with that project. Interesting behavior I'm not sure I can implement this. I'll try to schedule that. Perhaps I can work late. Are you sure it is a problem? He's not familiar with this problem. You don't say. Excuse me? Excuse me, sir? They weren't happy with it? So you'd like my help with it. I love a challenge. You want me to take care of this? l see Excuse me, sir? (i.redd.it)
Ass, Fucking, and Head: MEMO: ALL EMPLOYEES
 It has been brought to the attention of Management that some individuals have been using foul
 language in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from
 some of the more easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated.
 The Management does, however, realize the importance of each person being able to express
 their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the Management
 has compiled the following coded list. It is imperative that all employees understand and
 memorize the code phases so the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue.
 NEW PHRASE
 OLD PHRASE
 No Fucking Way
 You've got to be shitting me.
 Tell someone who gives a Fuck.
 Ask me if I give a Fuck.
 It's not my Fucking problem.
 What the Fuck
 Fuck it. It won't work.
 Why the Fuck didn't they tell me this sooner.
 When the Fuck do they expect me to do this?
 Who the Fuck cares?
 He's got his head up his ass
 Eat shit
 Eat shit and die.
 Eat shit and die Motherfucker
 What the Fuck do they want from me?
 Kiss my ass.
 This job sucks.
 Who the hell died and made you boss?
 Blow me.
 I'm not certain that's feasible
 Really?
 Perhaps you should check with...
 Of course I'm concerned.
 wasn't involved with that project.
 Interesting behavior
 I'm not sure I can implement this.
 I'll try to schedule that.
 Perhaps I can work late.
 Are you sure it is a problem?
 He's not familiar with this problem.
 You don't say.
 Excuse me?
 Excuse me, sir?
 They weren't happy with it?
 So you'd like my help with it.
 I love a challenge.
 You want me to take care of this?
 l see
Excuse me, sir? (i.redd.it)

Excuse me, sir? (i.redd.it)

Ass, Fucking, and Funny: I had to read this at work today and it's the funniest thing ever @ theblessedone TO ALL EMPLOYEES It has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals have been using foul lanquage in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue. OLD PHRASE NEW PHRASE I'm not certain that's feasible. No fucking way You've got to be shitting me.Really Tell someone who gives a fuck Ask me if I give a fuck It's not my fucking problem. ....Perhaps you should check with <name> Of course I'm concerned. I wasn't involved in that project. . What the fuck? Fuck it, it won't work.ans Why the fuck didn't you tell me that sooner?.... I'll try to schedule that nteresting behaviour . I'm not sure I can implement this. When the fuck do you expect me to do this ?....Perhaps I can work late Who the fuck cares?. Are you sure it's a problem? He's got his head up his ass.. Eat shit. Eat shit and die Eat shit and die, motherfucker... What the fuck do they want from my life?They weren't happy with it? He's not familiar with the problem. You don't say Excuse me? Excuse me, <sir or ma'am>? Kiss my asS. Fuck it, I'm on salary So you'd like my help with that? I canโ€™t believe some of you donโ€™t follow @funny ๐Ÿคฃ
Ass, Fucking, and Funny: I had to read this at work today and it's
 the funniest thing ever
 @ theblessedone
 TO ALL EMPLOYEES
 It has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals have been using foul lanquage in
 the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the easily
 offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated
 The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able to properly express
 their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled
 the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue.
 OLD PHRASE
 NEW PHRASE
 I'm not certain that's feasible.
 No fucking way
 You've got to be shitting me.Really
 Tell someone who gives a fuck
 Ask me if I give a fuck
 It's not my fucking problem.
 ....Perhaps you should check with <name>
 Of course I'm concerned.
 I wasn't involved in that project.
 .
 What the fuck?
 Fuck it, it won't work.ans
 Why the fuck didn't you tell me that sooner?.... I'll try to schedule that
 nteresting behaviour
 . I'm not sure I can implement this.
 When the fuck do you expect me to do this ?....Perhaps I can work late
 Who the fuck cares?.
 Are you sure it's a problem?
 He's got his head up his ass..
 Eat shit.
 Eat shit and die
 Eat shit and die, motherfucker...
 What the fuck do they want from my life?They weren't happy with it?
 He's not familiar with the problem.
 You don't say
 Excuse me?
 Excuse me, <sir or ma'am>?
 Kiss my asS.
 Fuck it, I'm on salary
 So you'd like my help with that?
I canโ€™t believe some of you donโ€™t follow @funny ๐Ÿคฃ

I canโ€™t believe some of you donโ€™t follow @funny ๐Ÿคฃ

Ass, Memes, and Wshh: AVERICKS 34 SPURS 24 2nd Qtr 7:25 Repost @houseofhighlights: "Kiss my ass, open your eyes, fโ€”k you, fโ€”k you!โ€ - Popovich before getting ejected" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚ WSHH
Ass, Memes, and Wshh: AVERICKS
 34 SPURS
 24 2nd Qtr 7:25
Repost @houseofhighlights: "Kiss my ass, open your eyes, fโ€”k you, fโ€”k you!โ€ - Popovich before getting ejected" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚ WSHH

Repost @houseofhighlights: "Kiss my ass, open your eyes, fโ€”k you, fโ€”k you!โ€ - Popovich before getting ejected" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚ WSHH

Ass, Fuck You, and Marriage: MAX IM A KOOPA@meakoopa 2h oh sorry if we are being unfair unfortunately u guys murdered all the nice gays & now there's just us: the assholes. Josh Barro @jbarro I think this is unfair. It is not weird to oppose gay marriage and also be horrified by the murder of gay people. twitter.com/guycecil/statu... 13 48 102 MAX IM A KOOPA@meakoopa 2h the queers who were nice/patient/gentle all got shot or bullied to death all that's leftr me & the other pissed-off cockroach motherfuckers View conversation 2324้›™80 systlin: systlin: rocketmermaid: systlin: fieldbears: tattoo this on my flesh I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband.ย  โ€œListen.โ€ He said.ย โ€œI served in the military. 10 years in the army, and had to keep my mouth shut and pretend. I had to pretend to everyone, until I just got sick of it and decided fuck you all. I havenโ€™t been nice in years. Everyone saying I should shut up can kiss my ass.โ€ย  If people wanted nice gay people they should have been nicer to them.ย  IF PEOPLE WANTED NICE GAY PEOPLE THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO THEM Oh wow I forgot about this. I need to tell Ron heโ€™s Tumblr famous now. Ron says to tell all the pissed off cockroach motherfuckers that he and his husband Ryl are now your Angry Gay Dads.
Ass, Fuck You, and Marriage: MAX IM A KOOPA@meakoopa 2h
 oh sorry if we are being unfair
 unfortunately u guys murdered all the nice
 gays & now there's just us: the assholes.
 Josh Barro @jbarro
 I think this is unfair. It is not weird to oppose gay marriage and also be
 horrified by the murder of gay people. twitter.com/guycecil/statu...
 13 48 102
 MAX IM A KOOPA@meakoopa 2h
 the queers who were nice/patient/gentle all
 got shot or bullied to death all that's leftr
 me & the other pissed-off cockroach
 motherfuckers
 View conversation
 2324้›™80
systlin:
systlin:

rocketmermaid:

systlin:

fieldbears:

tattoo this on my flesh

I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband.ย 
โ€œListen.โ€ He said.ย โ€œI served in the military. 10 years in the army, and had to keep my mouth shut and pretend. I had to pretend to everyone, until I just got sick of it and decided fuck you all. I havenโ€™t been nice in years. Everyone saying I should shut up can kiss my ass.โ€ย 
If people wanted nice gay people they should have been nicer to them.ย 

IF PEOPLE WANTED NICE GAY PEOPLE THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO THEM


Oh wow I forgot about this. I need to tell Ron heโ€™s Tumblr famous now.

Ron says to tell all the pissed off cockroach motherfuckers that he and his husband Ryl are now your Angry Gay Dads.

systlin: systlin: rocketmermaid: systlin: fieldbears: tattoo this on my flesh I literally had a friend say this the other day while hav...

Ass, Fuck You, and Marriage: MAX IM A KOOPA@meakoopa 2h oh sorry if we are being unfair unfortunately u guys murdered all the nice gays & now there's just us: the assholes. Josh Barro @jbarro I think this is unfair. It is not weird to oppose gay marriage and also be horrified by the murder of gay people. twitter.com/guycecil/statu... 13 48 102 MAX IM A KOOPA@meakoopa 2h the queers who were nice/patient/gentle all got shot or bullied to death all that's leftr me & the other pissed-off cockroach motherfuckers View conversation 2324้›™80 systlin: systlin: rocketmermaid: systlin: fieldbears: tattoo this on my flesh I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband.ย  โ€œListen.โ€ He said.ย โ€œI served in the military. 10 years in the army, and had to keep my mouth shut and pretend. I had to pretend to everyone, until I just got sick of it and decided fuck you all. I havenโ€™t been nice in years. Everyone saying I should shut up can kiss my ass.โ€ย  If people wanted nice gay people they should have been nicer to them.ย  IF PEOPLE WANTED NICE GAY PEOPLE THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO THEM Oh wow I forgot about this. I need to tell Ron heโ€™s Tumblr famous now. Ron says to tell all the pissed off cockroach motherfuckers that he and his husband Ryl are now your Angry Gay Dads.
Ass, Fuck You, and Marriage: MAX IM A KOOPA@meakoopa 2h
 oh sorry if we are being unfair
 unfortunately u guys murdered all the nice
 gays & now there's just us: the assholes.
 Josh Barro @jbarro
 I think this is unfair. It is not weird to oppose gay marriage and also be
 horrified by the murder of gay people. twitter.com/guycecil/statu...
 13 48 102
 MAX IM A KOOPA@meakoopa 2h
 the queers who were nice/patient/gentle all
 got shot or bullied to death all that's leftr
 me & the other pissed-off cockroach
 motherfuckers
 View conversation
 2324้›™80
systlin:
systlin:

rocketmermaid:

systlin:

fieldbears:

tattoo this on my flesh

I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband.ย 
โ€œListen.โ€ He said.ย โ€œI served in the military. 10 years in the army, and had to keep my mouth shut and pretend. I had to pretend to everyone, until I just got sick of it and decided fuck you all. I havenโ€™t been nice in years. Everyone saying I should shut up can kiss my ass.โ€ย 
If people wanted nice gay people they should have been nicer to them.ย 

IF PEOPLE WANTED NICE GAY PEOPLE THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO THEM


Oh wow I forgot about this. I need to tell Ron heโ€™s Tumblr famous now.

Ron says to tell all the pissed off cockroach motherfuckers that he and his husband Ryl are now your Angry Gay Dads.

systlin: systlin: rocketmermaid: systlin: fieldbears: tattoo this on my flesh I literally had a friend say this the other day while hav...

Ass, Fucking, and Head: TO ALL EMPLOYEES It has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated. The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue. OLD PHRASE NEW PHRASE I'm not certain that's feasible. No fucking way You've got to be shitting me. Tell someone who gives a fuck Ask me if I give a fuck. Really Perhaps you should check with <name>, . Of course I'm concerned. I wasn't involved in that project. . I'm not sure I can implement this. Are you sure it's a problem? Interesting behaviour. Fuck it, it won't work... When the fuck do you expect me to do this. He's got his head up his ass........ Why the fuck didn't you tell me that sooner..I'Il try to schedule that. ..Perhaps I can work late. He's not familiar with the problem. ..You don't say. Eat shit and die, motherfucker.... What the fuck do they want from my life?. Excuse me, <sir or ma'am>? They weren't happy with it? Kiss my ass.. Fuck it, I'm on salary.. So you'd like my help with that? andrea-booksdreams: loquacious-lucy: nkoatsumeme: alien-fricker: tag yourself iโ€™m ask me if i give a fuck Itโ€™s not my fucking problem im what the fuck do they want from my life Kiss my ass Fuck it, it wont work
Ass, Fucking, and Head: TO ALL EMPLOYEES
 It has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals have been using foul language in
 the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the easily
 offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated.
 The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able to properly express
 their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled
 the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue.
 OLD PHRASE
 NEW PHRASE
 I'm not certain that's feasible.
 No fucking way
 You've got to be shitting me.
 Tell someone who gives a fuck
 Ask me if I give a fuck.
 Really
 Perhaps you should check with <name>,
 . Of course I'm concerned.
 I wasn't involved in that project.
 . I'm not sure I can implement this.
 Are you sure it's a problem?
 Interesting behaviour.
 Fuck it, it won't work...
 When the fuck do you expect me to do this.
 He's got his head up his ass........
 Why the fuck didn't you tell me that sooner..I'Il try to schedule that.
 ..Perhaps I can work late.
 He's not familiar with the problem.
 ..You don't say.
 Eat shit and die, motherfucker....
 What the fuck do they want from my life?.
 Excuse me, <sir or ma'am>?
 They weren't happy with it?
 Kiss my ass..
 Fuck it, I'm on salary..
 So you'd like my help with that?
andrea-booksdreams:

loquacious-lucy:
nkoatsumeme:

alien-fricker:

tag yourself iโ€™m ask me if i give a fuck

Itโ€™s not my fucking problem

im what the fuck do they want from my life


Kiss my ass

Fuck it, it wont work

andrea-booksdreams: loquacious-lucy: nkoatsumeme: alien-fricker: tag yourself iโ€™m ask me if i give a fuck Itโ€™s not my fucking problem i...

Ass, Fucking, and Head: likeigiveabotherwiningisforgrapes Follow TO ALL EMPLOYEES It has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated. The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue. OLD PHRASE NEW PHRASE I'm not certain that's feasible. Really Perhaps you should check with <name>, Of course I'm concerned. You've got to be shitting m... Tell someone who gives a fuck.. Ask me if I give a fuck. It's not my fucking problem. wasn't involved in that project. Interesting behaviour What the fuck?. Fuck it, it won't work.. Why the fuck didn't you tell me that sooner'lI try to schedule that. When the fuck do you expect me to do this ?..... Perhaps can work late Who the fuck cares?. I'm not sure I can implement this. Are you sure it's a problem? He's got his head up his ass. He's not familiar with the problem. You dont say Eat shit and die..... Excuse me? Eat shit and die, motherfucker What the fuck do they want from my life? Excuse me, <sir or ma'am>? They weren't happy with it? Kiss my ass.. Fuck it, I'm on salary So you'd like my help with that? alien-fricker tag yourself i'm ask me if i give a fuck Interesting behaviour.
Ass, Fucking, and Head: likeigiveabotherwiningisforgrapes Follow
 TO ALL EMPLOYEES
 It has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals have been using foul language in
 the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the easily
 offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated.
 The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able to properly express
 their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled
 the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue.
 OLD PHRASE
 NEW PHRASE
 I'm not certain that's feasible.
 Really
 Perhaps you should check with <name>,
 Of course I'm concerned.
 You've got to be shitting m...
 Tell someone who gives a fuck..
 Ask me if I give a fuck.
 It's not my fucking problem.
 wasn't involved in that project.
 Interesting behaviour
 What the fuck?.
 Fuck it, it won't work..
 Why the fuck didn't you tell me that sooner'lI try to schedule that.
 When the fuck do you expect me to do this ?..... Perhaps can work late
 Who the fuck cares?.
 I'm not sure I can implement this.
 Are you sure it's a problem?
 He's got his head up his ass.
 He's not familiar with the problem.
 You dont say
 Eat shit and die..... Excuse me?
 Eat shit and die, motherfucker
 What the fuck do they want from my life?
 Excuse me, <sir or ma'am>?
 They weren't happy with it?
 Kiss my ass..
 Fuck it, I'm on salary
 So you'd like my help with that?
 alien-fricker
 tag yourself i'm ask me if i give a fuck
Interesting behaviour.

Interesting behaviour.

Funny, Converse, and Express: TO ALL EMPLOYEES It has been brought to the management attention that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees to complaints from some the easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer tolerated, The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue. OLD PHRASE NEW SE No fucking way. rm not certain that's feasible. Really. You've got to be shitting me. Tell someone who gives a fuck A..... Perhaps you should check with kname> Ask me if I give a fuck ............................................A Of course l'm concerned. it's not my fucking problem wasn't involved in that project. What the fuck? Interesting behaviour. Fuck it, it won't work... Why the fuck didn't you tell me that rm not sure Ican implement this. When the sooner? try to schedule that Who the fuck do you expect me to do this? Perhaps Ican work late fuck cares? Are you sure it's a problem? He's got his head up his ass He's not familiar with the problem. You don't say Eat shit and die. Eat shit and die, motherfucker Excuse me? What the fuck do they want Excuse me, <sir with it? from my life? They weren't happy Kiss my ass. So you'd like my help with that? Fuck it, I'm on salary Duly fucking noted ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฝ
Funny, Converse, and Express: TO ALL EMPLOYEES
 It has been brought to the management
 attention that some individuals have been using foul language in
 the course of normal conversation between employees to complaints from some the easily
 offended workers, this conduct will no longer tolerated,
 The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able properly express
 their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the
 management has compiled
 the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue.
 OLD PHRASE
 NEW SE
 No fucking way.
 rm not certain that's feasible.
 Really.
 You've got to be shitting me.
 Tell someone who gives a fuck
 A..... Perhaps you should check with kname>
 Ask me if I give a fuck ............................................A
 Of course l'm concerned.
 it's not my fucking problem
 wasn't involved in that project.
 What the fuck?
 Interesting behaviour.
 Fuck it, it won't work...
 Why the fuck didn't you tell me that rm not sure Ican implement this.
 When the sooner?
 try to schedule that
 Who the fuck do you expect me to do this? Perhaps Ican work late
 fuck cares?
 Are you sure it's a problem?
 He's got his head up his ass
 He's not familiar with the problem.
 You don't say
 Eat shit and die.
 Eat shit and die, motherfucker Excuse me?
 What the fuck do they want Excuse me, <sir with it?
 from my life?
 They weren't happy Kiss my ass.
 So you'd like my help with that?
 Fuck it, I'm on salary
Duly fucking noted ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฝ

Duly fucking noted ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฝ