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Kitkat: Remember, every question is a test so when they say "How are you?" reply "Goal ori tated, thank you." Make a point of mentioning you failed Reli- gious Studies and say The only thing I wor- ship is productivity." 2 thumbs up. Show you're good at delegating respon bility by sending someone else to the in terview Employers check Facebook accounts so make sure all your photos show you looking at a spreadsheet and punching the air. Always make eye contact and if you have two interviewers, train your eyes to work independently like a chameleon. Tell them you're not an applicΓ‘nt, you're a appliCAN. Lick your finger, hold it against buttock. Make sizzling noise. When asked why you'd be suited to the job, pass an ancient scroll along the desk& say It was foretold." Stare at them. If you're meeting 3 interviewers, bring in a 4 finger Kitkat. Take charge of di ng Kitkat to emphasise leadership. If asked where you see yourself in 5 yrs time, tip them out of their chair, sit on it & say 'Here'. Break open a Fanta. At the beginning, try to make small talk with your interviewer such as "lovely day!" or "you look like my real father. When asked to describe yourself in 5 words say "Atrocious counting skills". Laugh. Open packet of Mini Eggs. When asked if you found the place OK, say I was driven here by cab. Normally of course I'm driven by results!" 4 winks Know the interviewer's name and use it during the interview. If you're not sure what it is, call them Jobsy" or "Jobbo". THE META PICTURE awesomesthesia: Some Good Job Interview Tips
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Kitkat: Remember, every question is a test so when
 they say "How are you?" reply "Goal ori
 tated, thank you."
 Make a point of mentioning you failed Reli-
 gious Studies and say The only thing I wor-
 ship is productivity." 2 thumbs up.
 Show you're good at delegating respon
 bility by sending someone else to the in
 terview
 Employers check Facebook accounts so
 make sure all your photos show you looking
 at a spreadsheet and punching the air.
 Always make eye contact and if you have
 two interviewers, train your eyes to
 work independently like a chameleon.
 Tell them you're not an applicΓ‘nt, you're a
 appliCAN. Lick your finger, hold it against
 buttock. Make sizzling noise.
 When asked why you'd be suited to the job,
 pass an ancient scroll along the desk& say
 It was foretold." Stare at them.
 If you're meeting 3 interviewers, bring in a 4
 finger Kitkat. Take charge of di
 ng
 Kitkat to emphasise leadership.
 If asked where you see yourself in 5 yrs
 time, tip them out of their chair, sit on it &
 say 'Here'. Break open a Fanta.
 At the beginning, try to make small talk
 with your interviewer such as "lovely day!"
 or "you look like my real father.
 When asked to describe yourself in 5 words
 say "Atrocious counting skills". Laugh. Open
 packet of Mini Eggs.
 When asked if you found the place OK, say
 I was driven here by cab. Normally of
 course I'm driven by results!" 4 winks
 Know the interviewer's name and use it
 during the interview. If you're not sure
 what it is, call them Jobsy" or "Jobbo".
 THE META PICTURE
awesomesthesia:

Some Good Job Interview Tips

awesomesthesia: Some Good Job Interview Tips

Kitkat: La forma definitiva en la que no se come el KitKatUnexpectes
Kitkat: La forma definitiva en la que no se come el KitKatUnexpectes

La forma definitiva en la que no se come el KitKatUnexpectes

Kitkat: hugcollector: thisbutgoodomens: itsgoodomens-blog: There is a British KitKat chocolate bar TV commercial that predates Good Omens, and which involves an angel and a devil who are just starting their respective coffee breaks. Both exit from separate elevators, the angel accompanied by several pure-white animals, while the devil turns back into his elevator and screams, in a British accent, β€œShut up!” to whatever demons are causing a ruckus behind him. If you are now thinking that this is an extremely unlikely, farfetched annotation – well, so did I, until Terry Pratchett himself gave us the following piece of information (when some folks were having further discussions on how old this ad exactly was): β€œI’m pretty sure [this ad] started about the same time as Good Omens, because: One night I was sitting there typing away when I looked up and there the angel and the devil were, having a teabreak (it’s not really a particularly Good Omens idea, but I know why people like it…) And I thought, hey, great… And about half an hour later there was an ad (some UK viewers might remember it) for an insurance company which showed a businessman with wide angel wings walking down the street… And then, just when I was doing the bit where Crowley muses that people are much better than demons at thinking up horrible things to do to one another, I switched on the radio; there was a performance of The Tempest, and someone said β€œHell is empty and all the devils are here”. It was a weird evening, really.β€œ (source: The Annotated Pratchett File)
Kitkat: hugcollector:

thisbutgoodomens:

itsgoodomens-blog:

There is a British KitKat chocolate bar TV commercial that predates Good Omens, and which involves an angel and a devil who are just starting their respective coffee breaks. Both exit from separate elevators, the angel accompanied by several pure-white animals, while the devil turns back into his elevator and screams, in a British accent, β€œShut up!” to whatever demons are causing a ruckus behind him. 
If you are now thinking that this is an extremely unlikely, farfetched annotation – well, so did I, until Terry Pratchett himself gave us the following piece of information (when some folks were having further discussions on how old this ad exactly was): 
β€œI’m pretty sure [this ad] started about the same time as Good Omens, because: 
One night I was sitting there typing away when I looked up and there the angel and the devil were, having a teabreak (it’s not really a particularly Good Omens idea, but I know why people like it…) And I thought, hey, great… 
And about half an hour later there was an ad (some UK viewers might remember it) for an insurance company which showed a businessman with wide angel wings walking down the street… 
And then, just when I was doing the bit where Crowley muses that people are much better than demons at thinking up horrible things to do to one another, I switched on the radio; there was a performance of The Tempest, and someone said β€œHell is empty and all the devils are here”. It was a weird evening, really.β€œ 
(source: The Annotated Pratchett File)

hugcollector: thisbutgoodomens: itsgoodomens-blog: There is a British KitKat chocolate bar TV commercial that predates Good Omens, and...

Kitkat: #ThatsBaller: Chance the Rapper, Kendrick Lamar, and DJ Khaled Among Top 10 on Forbes Highest Paid Hip-Hop Artists List @balleralert ΛŠε΅› ThatsBaller: Chance the Rapper, Kendrick Lamar, and DJ Khaled Among Top 10 on Forbes Highest Paid Hip-Hop Artists List-blogged by @thereal__bee β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β € Every year Forbes acknowledges the year's highest earners in the hip-hop industry and this year we have a few newcomers to the list. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β € Chicago native, ChancetheRapper, ranked No. 5 on the list at $33 million. Though the 24-year-old has never sold a physical album and instead releases free music via streaming services, Chance has managed to get his coins from major festival gigs as well as partnerships with brands like KitKat. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β € Rapper Kendrick Lamar was right behind Chance at $30 million. According to Forbes, Lamar grosses more than $1 million per tour stop. DJKhaled was also in the top 10 of the list, ranking in at No. 9 with $24 million. From his deals with a variety of brands such as Apple, Mentos, and Champ Sports, along with his DJ gigs, Khaled made a nice little penny this year. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β € β€œPeople probably thought I was crazy to just spend my last penny to invest in myself,” Khaled tells Forbes. β€œNow it's paying off … one thing I learned is some investments might take years to kick in, and they are kicking in.”
Kitkat:  #ThatsBaller: Chance the Rapper, Kendrick
 Lamar, and DJ Khaled Among Top 10 on
 Forbes Highest Paid Hip-Hop Artists List
 @balleralert
 ΛŠε΅›
ThatsBaller: Chance the Rapper, Kendrick Lamar, and DJ Khaled Among Top 10 on Forbes Highest Paid Hip-Hop Artists List-blogged by @thereal__bee β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β € Every year Forbes acknowledges the year's highest earners in the hip-hop industry and this year we have a few newcomers to the list. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β € Chicago native, ChancetheRapper, ranked No. 5 on the list at $33 million. Though the 24-year-old has never sold a physical album and instead releases free music via streaming services, Chance has managed to get his coins from major festival gigs as well as partnerships with brands like KitKat. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β € Rapper Kendrick Lamar was right behind Chance at $30 million. According to Forbes, Lamar grosses more than $1 million per tour stop. DJKhaled was also in the top 10 of the list, ranking in at No. 9 with $24 million. From his deals with a variety of brands such as Apple, Mentos, and Champ Sports, along with his DJ gigs, Khaled made a nice little penny this year. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β € β€œPeople probably thought I was crazy to just spend my last penny to invest in myself,” Khaled tells Forbes. β€œNow it's paying off … one thing I learned is some investments might take years to kick in, and they are kicking in.”

ThatsBaller: Chance the Rapper, Kendrick Lamar, and DJ Khaled Among Top 10 on Forbes Highest Paid Hip-Hop Artists List-blogged by @therea...

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 Y Casashaxmassacre 4d
 Y'all make me cringe
 13
 1994 Subaru Outback
 a Sadieisonfire 4d v
 Welcome 2 the web can I get u a water
 Sasha
 AY @sashaxmassacre.4d
 u got any tap water
 1994 Subaru Outback
 asadieisonfire 4d v
 Sashaxmassacre
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 that shit's orange
 1994 Subaru Outback
 asadieisonfire 4d v
 we outsource our water from Flint Michigan
 20
 Sasha AY @sashaxmassacre.4d
 u snort peanut butter and jelly
 1994 Subaru Outback
 asadieisonfire 4d v
 u eat gold bond creme
 Sasha
 Ay @sashaxmassacre.4d
 u head butt rams
 1994 Subaru Outback
 asadieisonfire 4d v
 u can't even kickflip
 Sasha
 AY @sashaxmassacre.4d
 yo goofy ass probably jump in puddles with
 ya socks on

 1994 Subaru Outback
 asadieisonfire 4d v
 O u the type to bring a ripstik to a skatepark
 15
 Sasha AY @sashaxmassacre .4
 u the type to take pics with ya uncle's
 alcohol so u look cool when really u ain't
 even drinking it
 1994 Subaru Outback
 Sadieisonfire 4d v
 u the type to buy generic brand cereal and
 say "it's basically the same thing"
 Sasha RY @sashaxmassacre.4d
 u eat raw potatoes for breakfast
 1994 Subaru Outback
 asadieisonfire 4d v
 u microwave eggo waffles
 Sasha
 RY @sashaxmassacre.4d
 u smell like a empty bag of grapes
 1994 Subaru Outback
 asadieisonfire 4d v
 u eat Kit-Kats like a normal candy bar and
 don't break it apart
 21
 Kit Kat O
 Kitkat
 @KitKat US
 Replying to @Sadieisonfire and @sash axmassacre
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 4/10/17, 11:43 AM
 14
 RETWEETS
 92
 LIKES
 Sasha sashaxmassacre 3h
 Replying to @KitKat US and @Sadieisonfire
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 1994 Subaru Outback
 a Sadieisonfire 7h v
 Replying to @KitKat US and @sashaxmassacre
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How to win an argument.

How to win an argument.