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![Know You: wwwwyamd:
a-humble-waffle:
burn-brighter-than-fire:
oxfordcommaforever:
etanselian:
sexhaver:
the LAPD is having a town hall and getting fucking eviscerated
The automated YouTube captions are bad in places so here is a transcription of this incredible call.
[Video description: A Zoom call featuring a video grid of seven attendees, all of whom are members of the Los Angeles Police Commission. There is a timer in the upper left corner for callers keeping them to two minutes. The current caller is Jon Barr.]
LAPC President Eileen Decker, responding to the question âcan you hear me?â: Yes, we can.
Barr: Great. Uh, first things first: Chief Moore, youâve got to do a better job of pretending you care about this, man. Iâve been watching you roll your eyes and offer halfhearted smirks acting like a teenager whoâs falling asleep in detention. Are you not aware of the war crimes your departmentâs doing, or are you just that impatient to go do more of them? I see a lot of you, particularly Soboroff, only react when folks use profanity in their remarks. If you think curse words are bad, wait until you hear about these 600-plus murders your department has committed over the last seven years! As long as Mooreâs out here equating peaceful protestors with cops who murder black people, you all could pretend to be as angry about murder as the F-word, okay kids? I know youâre all having a rough day, what with everyone here telling you youâre bad at your jobs. Have you considered being good at your jobs? If not, you could find new jobs in retail or restaurants. I know how desperate Garcetti is to get Angelenos consuming again during a global pandemic. Where were the curfews then, by the way? Weird. Chief Moore is morally obligated to resign. Mikey, I know you said you didnât mean protestors are as much to blame for George Floydâs murder as his murderers â thatâs a lie! It is what you meant! And we all know it. Mikeyâs made it clear in his racist actions and empty platitudes that he doesnât care about the well-being of his constituents. He loves to tear gas them, blind them, force them indoors with curfews that are announced only a half-hour before they take effect, and racially profile as he does so! Donât think I didnât hear about how yesterday you sent out an alert in English saying curfew started at 5PM, and sent out an alert right after in Spanish saying it started at 6! Whatâs up with that, bud? All your cute Zoom background photos of the city wonât trick us into thinking you care about anyone but yourselves and whatâs in your pockets. To close with a James Cameron quote, âCops think of all non-cops as less than they are: stupid, weak, and evil. They dehumanize the people they are sworn to protect, and desensitize themselves in order to do that job.â Thatâs you pigs to a T. Black lives matter, act like it. Happy Tuesday.
This one was amazing.
Iâm also a big fan of this one- short and sweet
[Video description: Zoom call featuring a video grid of seven attendees, all of whom are members of the Los Angeles Police Commission. There is a timer in the upper left corner for callers set to 30 seconds. The current caller is Jeremy Frisch.]
Frisch: Hello can you hear me?
Woman: Hi, yes.
Frisch [getting progressively louder and angrier]: Black lives matter, defund the police. I find it disgusting that the LAPD is slaughtering peaceful protestors on the street. I had two friends go to the protest in Beverly Hills a couple days ago and the protest was peaceful until the police showed up with their excessive violent force, shooting rubber bullets and throwing tear gas.
[Frisch is now yelling]
Is this what you think is protecting and serving? Because I think itâs bullshit! Fuck you Michael Moore! I refuse to call you an officer or a chief because you donât deserve those titles. You are a disgrace! Suck my dick and choke on it! I yield my time. FUCK YOU!
Holy mother of FUCK they went off
Thank you, thank you thank you for transcribing this because I was in a position with my âneutralâ family where I couldnât listen. Thank you](https://pics.onsizzle.com/wwwwyamd-a-humble-waffle-burn-brighter-than-fire-oxfordcommaforever-etanselian-sexhaver-the-lapd-is-having-72578016.png)
![Know You: chalamets:
The Last Jedi resolved the intrigue surrounding the heroine of this new sequel-trilogy, Rey, and her parentage with a gracefully simple, bold assertion: Rey is⊠just Rey. Not the daughter of some space aristocracy or legacy lineage, but a hero of her own making. [âŠ] That Reyâs parents were ordinary people meant anyone from anywhere could be born a hero; what determined a personâs place in the world was who they chose to be, rather than their last name. âRey is our protagonist. And the truth is, in the story, the toughest possible thing for her to hear is, you know, youâre not gonna get the easy answer that youâre so-and-soâs daughter, this is your place,â [Rian] Johnson told me after The Last Jediâs release. âYouâre gonna have to stand on your own two feet and define yourself in this world.â
Instead of taking the baton from Last Jedi and running with it to new heights, The Rise of Skywalker retreats right back into the safety of nostalgia. [âŠ] Itâs as if Abrams and Terrio scrambled for a loophole specifically to mollify the âfansâ upset that this heroâworse, this girlâdared to wield such incredible abilities with only her own strength [âŠ] Bookending the saga Anakin began with the story of a girl from nowhere who sets right what he helped unbalance might have been resonant. But who cares for that when thereâs another billion-dollar franchise to set up and potential spin-offs to tease?
â Melissa Leon, âThe Rise of Skywalkerâ Erases the Power of Reyâs Story and Surrenders to Sexist Trolls](https://pics.onsizzle.com/chalamets-the-last-jedi-resolved-the-intrigue-surrounding-the-heroine-68241554.png)
![Know You: I FINALLY
CAUGHT YOU..
GRRRR! CAUGHT IN
THIS DISGUSTING SPELL?
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YOU THINK I'M GONNA
SAY THAT? I'M ACTUALLY,
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JUST TOO EASY FOR
ME TO GET...
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WHAT? TENTACLES...
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IT'S MY FIRST-MEETING
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ĐĐĐĐ,
TH-THANK YOU.
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@eddlai608
JUST KILL ME[OC]](https://pics.onsizzle.com/i-finally-caught-you-grrrr-caught-in-this-disgusting-spell-67735943.png)
