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Dating, Love, and Memes: 5 Things You Learn About Yourself When You Are Single @balleralert BeING SINGLe IS SMarrer THaN BeING IN THe WrONG ELaTIONSHIP Read More: www.balleralert.com 5 Things You Learn About Yourself When You Are Single -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After being in a relationship for so long, there is absolutely nothing wrong with being single for a while. That’s the perfect opportunity for you to learn more about yourself, even thing you didn’t realize while in a relationship. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Although there are so many things you can learn about yourself while being single, there are 5 important things to consider in no particular order. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Learn to be Single ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you are the type of person that likes to stay in a relationship, take the time to learn how to be single. Treat yourself by pampering, taking yourself to dinner, and just doing for you. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Love Yourself ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When you’re single, this is the perfect time to learn to love and appreciate yourself. When you know how to love yourself, you can show others how to love and treat you. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you don’t know how to love and respect yourself, then how can you expect someone else to. Understand what you will tolerate and what you won’t tolerate. No need to put up with foolishness, especially since you don’t have to. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Learn to Masturbate ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Masturbating allows you to understand your body. What turns you on? Where are your hot spots? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ No one truly knows your body better than you. There’s nothing wrong with knowing your body inside and out. You will appreciate it in the long run, especially when you finally decide to get back on the dating scene.... to read more log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)
Dating, Love, and Memes: 5 Things You Learn About Yourself
 When You Are Single
 @balleralert
 BeING SINGLe IS
 SMarrer THaN BeING
 IN THe WrONG
 ELaTIONSHIP
 Read More: www.balleralert.com
5 Things You Learn About Yourself When You Are Single -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After being in a relationship for so long, there is absolutely nothing wrong with being single for a while. That’s the perfect opportunity for you to learn more about yourself, even thing you didn’t realize while in a relationship. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Although there are so many things you can learn about yourself while being single, there are 5 important things to consider in no particular order. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Learn to be Single ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you are the type of person that likes to stay in a relationship, take the time to learn how to be single. Treat yourself by pampering, taking yourself to dinner, and just doing for you. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Love Yourself ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When you’re single, this is the perfect time to learn to love and appreciate yourself. When you know how to love yourself, you can show others how to love and treat you. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you don’t know how to love and respect yourself, then how can you expect someone else to. Understand what you will tolerate and what you won’t tolerate. No need to put up with foolishness, especially since you don’t have to. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Learn to Masturbate ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Masturbating allows you to understand your body. What turns you on? Where are your hot spots? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ No one truly knows your body better than you. There’s nothing wrong with knowing your body inside and out. You will appreciate it in the long run, especially when you finally decide to get back on the dating scene.... to read more log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)

5 Things You Learn About Yourself When You Are Single -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After being in a relationship for so long, there ...

Being Alone, Fail, and Love: Stop Feeding Me Bullsh*t Knowing Damn Well This Relationship lsn't Going Anywhere @balleralert Feelings On Off Stop Feeding Me Bullsh*t Knowing Damn Well This Relationship Isn’t Going Anywhere -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Ladies, have you ever been in a relationship and the guy continues to feed you bullsh*t knowing damn well the relationship isn’t going anywhere? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ We have heard several times that “you are the only one I want and need” or better yet the countless times he has said “I Love You” and didn’t mean not one word. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Do men ever think how we feel in the process? Do my feelings even matter to you? Many times we often say, “How can you hurt the one you love?” It’s a feeling that takes time to go away. What some men fail to realize is that once that trust has been broken or if we continue to feel disrespected, we will not stay in the relationship. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Then we are labeled bitter or angry because we no longer want to put up with his sh*t. Well if we are angry or bitter, then it’s due to not being treated fair in a relationship. Of course a relationship is 50-50, but sometimes one person feels like they are giving more than the other. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Women want to feel loved and appreciated all the time not just when you feel like it. Show us that we matter and that you want to be in the relationship. If not, then leave the relationship alone and stop wasting each other’s time that could be used in another way or better yet elsewhere. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Do what you did in the beginning of a relationship and there won’t be an end” - Anthony Robbins
Being Alone, Fail, and Love: Stop Feeding Me Bullsh*t Knowing Damn
 Well This Relationship lsn't Going
 Anywhere
 @balleralert
 Feelings
 On Off
Stop Feeding Me Bullsh*t Knowing Damn Well This Relationship Isn’t Going Anywhere -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Ladies, have you ever been in a relationship and the guy continues to feed you bullsh*t knowing damn well the relationship isn’t going anywhere? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ We have heard several times that “you are the only one I want and need” or better yet the countless times he has said “I Love You” and didn’t mean not one word. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Do men ever think how we feel in the process? Do my feelings even matter to you? Many times we often say, “How can you hurt the one you love?” It’s a feeling that takes time to go away. What some men fail to realize is that once that trust has been broken or if we continue to feel disrespected, we will not stay in the relationship. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Then we are labeled bitter or angry because we no longer want to put up with his sh*t. Well if we are angry or bitter, then it’s due to not being treated fair in a relationship. Of course a relationship is 50-50, but sometimes one person feels like they are giving more than the other. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Women want to feel loved and appreciated all the time not just when you feel like it. Show us that we matter and that you want to be in the relationship. If not, then leave the relationship alone and stop wasting each other’s time that could be used in another way or better yet elsewhere. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Do what you did in the beginning of a relationship and there won’t be an end” - Anthony Robbins

Stop Feeding Me Bullsh*t Knowing Damn Well This Relationship Isn’t Going Anywhere -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Ladies, have you ev...

Community, Fall, and Fire: School Evacuates Over "Strange Odor" Which Turned Out To Be Pumpkin Spice Air Freshener @balleralert timore.com School Evacuates Over "Strange Odor" Which Turned Out To Be Pumpkin Spice Air Freshener - blogged by @Its_sharr ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's finally fall which means it's "pumpkin spice on everything season.” Unfortunately for one Baltimore high school, the smell of pumpkin spice isn't as pleasant as you would think. During classes on Thursday, students at Cristo Rey Jesuit High School started to smell a "strange odor" and began feeling ill. Some students even began coughing and having trouble breathing due to the strange smell. Not knowing exactly where the smell was coming from, students and faculty evacuated the building as a precaution. The fire department was then called to investigate the scene. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "Emergency medical technicians evaluated several staff members and students, some of whom were treated on the scene," the school said in a statement. "Five members of our community were transported to area hospitals as a precautionary measure." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Cristo Rey Jesuit High President Bill Heiser added that at first, some thought the smell was coming from a burned out lightbulb. He continued, "it was a smell that they certainly weren't used to. It appeared to be getting stronger." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to Baltimore Fire Chief Roman Clark, the odor wasn't hazardous at all. In fact, the "strange smell" was coming from a pumpkin spice air freshener. Chief Clark told NBC affiliate WBAL, "it was this plug-in air freshener that basically puts out the odor every so many seconds, and it's pumpkin spice." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'm sure this incident has ruined "pumpkin spice flavored" everything for these high school students for the rest of the season.
Community, Fall, and Fire: School Evacuates Over "Strange Odor"
 Which Turned Out To Be Pumpkin Spice
 Air Freshener @balleralert
 timore.com
School Evacuates Over "Strange Odor" Which Turned Out To Be Pumpkin Spice Air Freshener - blogged by @Its_sharr ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's finally fall which means it's "pumpkin spice on everything season.” Unfortunately for one Baltimore high school, the smell of pumpkin spice isn't as pleasant as you would think. During classes on Thursday, students at Cristo Rey Jesuit High School started to smell a "strange odor" and began feeling ill. Some students even began coughing and having trouble breathing due to the strange smell. Not knowing exactly where the smell was coming from, students and faculty evacuated the building as a precaution. The fire department was then called to investigate the scene. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "Emergency medical technicians evaluated several staff members and students, some of whom were treated on the scene," the school said in a statement. "Five members of our community were transported to area hospitals as a precautionary measure." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Cristo Rey Jesuit High President Bill Heiser added that at first, some thought the smell was coming from a burned out lightbulb. He continued, "it was a smell that they certainly weren't used to. It appeared to be getting stronger." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to Baltimore Fire Chief Roman Clark, the odor wasn't hazardous at all. In fact, the "strange smell" was coming from a pumpkin spice air freshener. Chief Clark told NBC affiliate WBAL, "it was this plug-in air freshener that basically puts out the odor every so many seconds, and it's pumpkin spice." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'm sure this incident has ruined "pumpkin spice flavored" everything for these high school students for the rest of the season.

School Evacuates Over "Strange Odor" Which Turned Out To Be Pumpkin Spice Air Freshener - blogged by @Its_sharr ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's finall...

5 Am, Ass, and Bad: Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)19:54:36 No. 746664631 >2746670273 My autistic tinder hookup be me, 19 > ust quit night job, sleep schedule fucked up > have a cold > trying to stay up to fix sleep schedule, dying > fuck with girls on tinder, don't really care about it > used to try to get girls on it, gave up after only whales and retards were dtf > match with a mexican girl, 50 miles away > she's okay looking, not bad but nothing too special > send her a message saying "u like spaghettio?" > spaghettio's autocorrected to spaghettio, I thought it was funny > she just says "yes" > don't reply for a few hours > she sends me a message saving "you look like you have a big dick > I am confused and assure her that I do not > she says she wants to be penetrated > she says that she is moving away for school soon and doesn't want anything serious > I look her up on facebook and make sure that l'm not being catfished > see that she's about to move from the Midwest to California for school > the school is a community college > the subject gets changed, I ask her about herself while I nervously try to decide if I should fuck her > she starts telling me about her political stances, and how she wants to change the world > says she wants to teach at an inner-city school > I asked if she has ever gone to one, she says no but that she rode a bus with one once, and the students were all ignorant > she sends me a 15 minute john oliver video about translators helping the military in the middle east > I watch it for some reason > she starts talking about us fucking again > decide fuck it, I'm tired of missing my chances to get free puss > my only prior sexual experience is jerking my flaccid dick off on an escort's couch for 10 minutes tell her I'm dtf, ask for her numbe > she won't give it to me, she doesn't want us to get that close since she's moving > tells me she doesn't want to kiss when we hook up > fine with me, I'm bad at it anyways > she sends me her address Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)19 57 04 No. 746664850 File: 2.ipg (35 KB, 324x470) s it's almost 10 pm at this point, I've already been awake for 23 hours > I shower and finally leave at like 11 get in my newly-purchased $1500 piece of shit car > loud as fuck, power steering barely functional, tire pressure terrible > start heading to her house, 1 hr 20 min trip according to google > realize that I should stop to get a 5 hour energy and put air in my tires > go to speedway, buy the 5 hour energy -1/--Hime > cashier keeps talking to me about how I'll need it for pokemon go (it just came out) > he won't stop talking about it, meanwhile im nervous as fuck finally leave, put air in my tires > their pressure is extremely low and I've only driven for 20 minutes so far > keep going, scared that car isn't going to be able to make it > stop again at another speedway, about an hour into the trip >put the air in my tires, try to find my way back to highway > have shitty ass cheap phone service, can't get google maps to load > just get back on highway and keep driving for a while > google maps is loading again, I make it to her town > having severe stomach issues, about to shit myself > lose service in her town, have no idea where I'm at >pull up to a sketchy ass gas station, go in to release my bowels > later in life I find out that I have irritable bowel syndrome > shit in the bathroom for probably 15 minutes, it's now almost 1 am > leave the bathroom, 2 men standing at the counter smiling at me > avoid eye contact and leave > still nervous as fuck and without phone service > drive around her town not knowing what to do >want to go home, but I've already made it this far so I cant give up finally get service, check tinder to see over 10 messages from her > she's getting pissed and wants to know what's going on > I park in front of someone's house and tell her that I'm lost > try to memorize directions to her house in case I lose service again > head to her house once again, lose service >think I find her house, but it's a two-family house and her neighbors are outside for some reason > not sure what to do or where to park drive around the block a few times, her neighbors are obviously suspicious that my loud ass car keeps passing by finally decide to park, pull up in front of her house > her neighbors are staring at me, start calling someone > luckily have service and can message her > tell her ive arrived > unluckily she's retarded and won't come to the door she tells me to just walk in > tell her that sounds sketchy > she still wont come to the door, says shes busy drinking water neighbors still staring at me, almost 10 minutes have passed > decide fuck it, ill walk in > cop car pulls up as im getting out of my car s they shine their spotlight on me, they don't say anything > I wave like the autist I am to them > they don't react > just walk in, my heart is pounding > she's standing by the doorway wearing panties and a tank top > don't understand why she didn't just let me in but whatever she grabs me and leads me through her dark house > there is a child that she is supposed to be babysitting sleeping on the couch > her bed is just 2 twin size beds next to each other > it's hot as fuck and I don't think there is any AC, only a fan there's a huge mirror in front of her bed > Christmas lights all over her room > she lays down > I stand there awkwardly, unsure of what to do > just make small-talk about her neighbors she says something like "are we going to fuck or not?" > nervously strip to my baggy boxer-briefs >get in the bed, start kissing her thighs > she tells me to eat her out > I have no idea how to pull her panties off and start licking her nether regions no clue what im doing, she seems to be enjoying somehow though > decide to stick a finger in, she likes it s haphazardly jam more fingers in, she still likes it O Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)20:12:17 No.746666235 File: 4ipg (20 KB, 450x319) 2-746666831 >-746669345 >barely get it on, stick my chub inside her > thrust into her for a couple minutes, starting to lose breath > losing my boner minutes losing my boner > I get up and take my condom off > she starts sucking my dick her face is right around the corner from my asshole and I just had diarrhea she says she wants to ride me, I lay in the middle of her bed > the mattresses start to spread apart >I move to lay against the wall mostly on one mattress > it was dark so I couldn't tell, but I probably left ass sweat and shit stains all over her bed her titties are in my face, not totally sure what to do about them > I get back on top go for a few more minutes until I almost die she asks whyI keep getting so tired fuck her > I've been up for over 24 hours at this point, still sick we lay around talking about stuff for a while >trying to cool off, I don't even have a water >she rubs her hand on my dick and licks the precum off her finger > she sits on my dick while telling random stories tells me about how she was molested as a child probably giving me herpes > child starts knocking on door, crying > she yells at him to get back to bed > we get back to sex after 45 minutes try a few more positions > get her to try out some stuff like titty fucking and a foot job > I say "im gay" every time we switch positions because I am an autist and find it funny she asks me why I keep making fun of gay people she starts licking my mouth and tongue even though she said we shouldn't kiss > she's rubbing my dick on her clit and im about to cum > not sure what to do or say or where to cum > start to cum on her chest she sticks my dick in her mouth as I finish > we clean up, I ask her if she wants me to leave or if we should keep fucking > she says she planned on continuing > I somehow don't lose my erection and im miraculously able to continue >we do a few more positions, my unprotected dick is inside her while there is probably cum in my urethra Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)20:14:53 No.746666535· File: 5ipg (258 KB, 1300x1131) 746667711 >im fucking her hard at one point, she's moaning "seel See!" > ask her "see what? > she says "no, Spanish" > Im a retard > almost an hour goes by, we're both tired and hot now she says she really wants to do some freaky shit, asks me for ideas > I don't fucking know > I think she mightve came twice, I don't really remember >she came at least once, not sure how I did it >I just want to get another nut off > she's ferociously sucking my dick, im >she gives up and lays with her face in the bed, her ass up > it takes every little bit of energy for me to cum onto her ass 9 she tells me to take a photo so I do >she tries to move my hand to her asshole, I resist > get dressed, go for a hug she gives me a high-five instead, doesn't want us to get close >say bye, leave > drive home for over an hour >awake for like 30 hours, dehydrated, hot > contemplating life, the possibility that I got her pregnant > probably have herpes > just want to go home and shower and sleep > have never felt so dead inside >get home after 5 am, dad is getting ready for work >go to sleep without showering > periodically look her up to make sure she isn't pregnant struggling to cum Anon gets laid
5 Am, Ass, and Bad: Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)19:54:36 No. 746664631
 >2746670273
 My autistic tinder hookup
 be me, 19
 > ust quit night job, sleep schedule fucked up
 > have a cold
 > trying to stay up to fix sleep schedule, dying
 > fuck with girls on tinder, don't really care about it
 > used to try to get girls on it, gave up after only whales and
 retards were dtf
 > match with a mexican girl, 50 miles away
 > she's okay looking, not bad but nothing too special
 > send her a message saying "u like spaghettio?"
 > spaghettio's autocorrected to spaghettio, I thought it was funny
 > she just says "yes"
 > don't reply for a few hours
 > she sends me a message saving "you look like you have a big
 dick
 > I am confused and assure her that I do not
 > she says she wants to be penetrated
 > she says that she is moving away for school soon and doesn't want anything serious
 > I look her up on facebook and make sure that l'm not being catfished
 > see that she's about to move from the Midwest to California for school
 > the school is a community college
 > the subject gets changed, I ask her about herself while I nervously try to decide if I should
 fuck her
 > she starts telling me about her political stances, and how she wants to change the world
 > says she wants to teach at an inner-city school
 > I asked if she has ever gone to one, she says no but that she rode a bus with one once, and
 the students were all ignorant
 > she sends me a 15 minute john oliver video about translators helping the military in the
 middle east
 > I watch it for some reason
 > she starts talking about us fucking again
 > decide fuck it, I'm tired of missing my chances to get free puss
 > my only prior sexual experience is jerking my flaccid dick off on an escort's couch for 10
 minutes
 tell her I'm dtf, ask for her numbe
 > she won't give it to me, she doesn't want us to get that close since she's moving
 > tells me she doesn't want to kiss when we hook up
 > fine with me, I'm bad at it anyways
 > she sends me her address

 Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)19 57 04 No. 746664850
 File: 2.ipg (35 KB, 324x470)
 s it's almost 10 pm at this point, I've already been awake for 23 hours
 > I shower and finally leave at like 11
 get in my newly-purchased $1500 piece of shit car
 > loud as fuck, power steering barely functional, tire pressure terrible
 > start heading to her house, 1 hr 20 min trip according to google
 > realize that I should stop to get a 5 hour energy and put air in my
 tires
 > go to speedway, buy the 5 hour energy
 -1/--Hime
 > cashier keeps talking to me about how I'll need it for pokemon go (it just came out)
 > he won't stop talking about it, meanwhile im nervous as fuck
 finally leave, put air in my tires
 > their pressure is extremely low and I've only driven for 20 minutes so far
 > keep going, scared that car isn't going to be able to make it
 > stop again at another speedway, about an hour into the trip
 >put the air in my tires, try to find my way back to highway
 > have shitty ass cheap phone service, can't get google maps to load
 > just get back on highway and keep driving for a while
 > google maps is loading again, I make it to her town
 > having severe stomach issues, about to shit myself
 > lose service in her town, have no idea where I'm at
 >pull up to a sketchy ass gas station, go in to release my bowels
 > later in life I find out that I have irritable bowel syndrome
 > shit in the bathroom for probably 15 minutes, it's now almost 1 am
 > leave the bathroom, 2 men standing at the counter smiling at me
 > avoid eye contact and leave
 > still nervous as fuck and without phone service
 > drive around her town not knowing what to do
 >want to go home, but I've already made it this far so I cant give up
 finally get service, check tinder to see over 10 messages from her
 > she's getting pissed and wants to know what's going on
 > I park in front of someone's house and tell her that I'm lost
 > try to memorize directions to her house in case I lose service again
 > head to her house once again, lose service

 >think I find her house, but it's a two-family house and her neighbors
 are outside for some reason
 > not sure what to do or where to park
 drive around the block a few times, her neighbors are obviously
 suspicious that my loud ass car keeps passing by
 finally decide to park, pull up in front of her house
 > her neighbors are staring at me, start calling someone
 > luckily have service and can message her
 > tell her ive arrived
 > unluckily she's retarded and won't come to the door
 she tells me to just walk in
 > tell her that sounds sketchy
 > she still wont come to the door, says shes busy drinking water
 neighbors still staring at me, almost 10 minutes have passed
 > decide fuck it, ill walk in
 > cop car pulls up as im getting out of my car
 s they shine their spotlight on me, they don't say anything
 > I wave like the autist I am to them
 > they don't react
 > just walk in, my heart is pounding
 > she's standing by the doorway wearing panties and a tank top
 > don't understand why she didn't just let me in but whatever
 she grabs me and leads me through her dark house
 > there is a child that she is supposed to be babysitting sleeping on the couch
 > her bed is just 2 twin size beds next to each other
 > it's hot as fuck and I don't think there is any AC, only a fan
 there's a huge mirror in front of her bed
 > Christmas lights all over her room
 > she lays down
 > I stand there awkwardly, unsure of what to do
 > just make small-talk about her neighbors
 she says something like "are we going to fuck or not?"
 > nervously strip to my baggy boxer-briefs
 >get in the bed, start kissing her thighs
 > she tells me to eat her out
 > I have no idea how to
 pull her panties off and start licking her nether regions
 no clue what im doing, she seems to be enjoying somehow though
 > decide to stick a finger in, she likes it
 s haphazardly jam more fingers in, she still likes it

 O Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)20:12:17 No.746666235
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 >barely get it on, stick my chub inside her
 > thrust into her for a couple minutes, starting to lose breath
 > losing my boner
 minutes
 losing my boner
 > I get up and take my condom off
 > she starts sucking my dick
 her face is right around the corner from my asshole and I just had
 diarrhea
 she says she wants to ride me, I lay in the middle of her bed
 > the mattresses start to spread apart
 >I move to lay against the wall mostly on one mattress
 > it was dark so I couldn't tell, but I probably left ass sweat and shit stains all over her bed
 her titties are in my face, not totally sure what to do about them
 > I get back on top
 go for a few more minutes until I almost die
 she asks whyI keep getting so tired
 fuck her
 > I've been up for over 24 hours at this point, still sick
 we lay around talking about stuff for a while
 >trying to cool off, I don't even have a water
 >she rubs her hand on my dick and licks the precum off her finger
 > she sits on my dick while telling random stories
 tells me about how she was molested as a child
 probably giving me herpes
 > child starts knocking on door, crying
 > she yells at him to get back to bed
 > we get back to sex after 45 minutes
 try a few more positions
 > get her to try out some stuff like titty fucking and a foot job
 > I say "im gay" every time we switch positions because I am an autist and find it funny
 she asks me why I keep making fun of gay people
 she starts licking my mouth and tongue even though she said we shouldn't kiss
 > she's rubbing my dick on her clit and im about to cum
 > not sure what to do or say or where to cum
 > start to cum on her chest
 she sticks my dick in her mouth as I finish
 > we clean up, I ask her if she wants me to leave or if we should keep fucking
 > she says she planned on continuing
 > I somehow don't lose my erection and im miraculously able to continue
 >we do a few more positions, my unprotected dick is inside her while there is probably
 cum in my urethra

 Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)20:14:53 No.746666535·
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 >im fucking her hard at one point, she's
 moaning "seel See!"
 > ask her "see what?
 > she says "no, Spanish"
 > Im a retard
 > almost an hour goes by, we're both tired and
 hot now
 she says she really wants to do some freaky shit, asks me for ideas
 > I don't fucking know
 > I think she mightve came twice, I don't really remember
 >she came at least once, not sure how I did it
 >I just want to get another nut off
 > she's ferociously sucking my dick, im
 >she gives up and lays with her face in the bed, her ass up
 > it takes every little bit of energy for me to cum onto her ass
 9 she tells me to take a photo so I do
 >she tries to move my hand to her asshole, I resist
 > get dressed, go for a hug
 she gives me a high-five instead, doesn't want us to get close
 >say bye, leave
 > drive home for over an hour
 >awake for like 30 hours, dehydrated, hot
 > contemplating life, the possibility that I got her pregnant
 > probably have herpes
 > just want to go home and shower and sleep
 > have never felt so dead inside
 >get home after 5 am, dad is getting ready for work
 >go to sleep without showering
 > periodically look her up to make sure she isn't pregnant
 struggling to cum
Anon gets laid

Anon gets laid