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    America, Apparently, and Beautiful: dank-space-memes:
inkandcayenne:

wilfulwayfarer:

rasec-wizzlbang:

dalaisa-katili:

local-emo-mom:

anarcho-individualist:

explanatorypower:
i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

This is the america they donโ€™t want you to see

i love america

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

*group of people having fun*this site: wtf this is so scary


People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say.

Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture:ย 
Waffle House is one of the few chains in America thatโ€™s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but itโ€™s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because itโ€™s all thatโ€™s open and itโ€™s the kind of food that tastes especially good when youโ€™re hammered.
Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but Iโ€™ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didnโ€™t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals sheโ€™s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyoneโ€™s shitfaced.
The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heardย โ€œRaisins in my Toastโ€ you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles sayย โ€œCasa de Waffle.โ€ย 
Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he saidย โ€œwhy do I smell Waffle Houseโ€
The location of most Waffle Houses means thereโ€™s someโ€ฆ classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (Iโ€™m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)
It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain,ย โ€œindeed marvelousโ€” an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.โ€


This was adorable lmao
Waffle Houses are also kind of popular places to get shot at but other than that itโ€™s pretty dank
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                America, Apparently, and Beautiful: dank-space-memes:
inkandcayenne:

wilfulwayfarer:

rasec-wizzlbang:

dalaisa-katili:

local-emo-mom:

anarcho-individualist:

explanatorypower:
i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

This is the america they donโ€™t want you to see

i love america

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

*group of people having fun*this site: wtf this is so scary


People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say.

Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture:ย 
Waffle House is one of the few chains in America thatโ€™s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but itโ€™s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because itโ€™s all thatโ€™s open and itโ€™s the kind of food that tastes especially good when youโ€™re hammered.
Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but Iโ€™ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didnโ€™t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals sheโ€™s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyoneโ€™s shitfaced.
The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heardย โ€œRaisins in my Toastโ€ you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles sayย โ€œCasa de Waffle.โ€ย 
Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he saidย โ€œwhy do I smell Waffle Houseโ€
The location of most Waffle Houses means thereโ€™s someโ€ฆ classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (Iโ€™m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)
It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain,ย โ€œindeed marvelousโ€” an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.โ€


This was adorable lmao
Waffle Houses are also kind of popular places to get shot at but other than that itโ€™s pretty dank
                
                

                
            

            
            
dank-space-memes:
inkandcayenne:

wilfulwayfarer:

rasec-wizzlbang:

dalaisa-katili:

local-emo-mom:

anarcho-individualist:

explanatorypow...

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Doe, Girls, and Lit: alltheladiesyouhate
 do you ever watch something and think "this was written by a man"
 humanbeanisnotamused
 i was up late night watching an episode of criminal minds fairly recently, for
 lack of a better thing to do. in the opening scene there are these two girls
 getting into their car in like a supermarket parking lot, not very well lit, in the
 middle of the night. another car drives up right behind theirs and won't move
 out of the way so this one girl is like "im gonna go see what this guy's problem
 is" and gets out of the car, in a poorly lit parking lot, to confront a man who
 was behaving aggressively to them
 so that was the precise moment i realised that episode was written by a man
 dwarfvania
 was watching an episode of CSl where the entire reason they were going
 forward with the case was that 'no woman would wear a bra this expensive
 without also wearing the matching panties'. What porn logic is this? I was, at
 that moment, wearing the exact bra the Jane Doe was wearing and fuck no l
 didn't spring for the matching panties. Even if I did, I wouldn't wear them as
 often as a bra. Panties I wash daily. Bras? Not so much.
 But in CSI World, police resources were being mobilized on how irregular it
 would be for a woman to wear a $36 bra, but not caring about how she would
 look in just underthings.
 tiger-in-the-flightdeck
 Never mind not matching, but that they think $36 is expensive for a bra is
 probably the number one sign it was written by a man
 thequeerofthenorth
 In Star Wars Padmรฉ goes for Anakin while Ewan McGregor is around
Spot the male writers
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Doe, Girls, and Lit: alltheladiesyouhate
 do you ever watch something and think "this was written by a man"
 humanbeanisnotamused
 i was up late night watching an episode of criminal minds fairly recently, for
 lack of a better thing to do. in the opening scene there are these two girls
 getting into their car in like a supermarket parking lot, not very well lit, in the
 middle of the night. another car drives up right behind theirs and won't move
 out of the way so this one girl is like "im gonna go see what this guy's problem
 is" and gets out of the car, in a poorly lit parking lot, to confront a man who
 was behaving aggressively to them
 so that was the precise moment i realised that episode was written by a man
 dwarfvania
 was watching an episode of CSl where the entire reason they were going
 forward with the case was that 'no woman would wear a bra this expensive
 without also wearing the matching panties'. What porn logic is this? I was, at
 that moment, wearing the exact bra the Jane Doe was wearing and fuck no l
 didn't spring for the matching panties. Even if I did, I wouldn't wear them as
 often as a bra. Panties I wash daily. Bras? Not so much.
 But in CSI World, police resources were being mobilized on how irregular it
 would be for a woman to wear a $36 bra, but not caring about how she would
 look in just underthings.
 tiger-in-the-flightdeck
 Never mind not matching, but that they think $36 is expensive for a bra is
 probably the number one sign it was written by a man
 thequeerofthenorth
 In Star Wars Padmรฉ goes for Anakin while Ewan McGregor is around
Spot the male writers
                
            

            
            
Spot the male writers

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    America, Apparently, and Beautiful: dank-space-memes:

inkandcayenne:

wilfulwayfarer:

rasec-wizzlbang:

dalaisa-katili:

local-emo-mom:

anarcho-individualist:

explanatorypower:
i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

This is the america they donโ€™t want you to see

i love america

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

*group of people having fun*this site: wtf this is so scary


People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say.

Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture:ย 
Waffle House is one of the few chains in America thatโ€™s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but itโ€™s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because itโ€™s all thatโ€™s open and itโ€™s the kind of food that tastes especially good when youโ€™re hammered.
Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but Iโ€™ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didnโ€™t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals sheโ€™s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyoneโ€™s shitfaced.
The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heardย โ€œRaisins in my Toastโ€ you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles sayย โ€œCasa de Waffle.โ€ย 
Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he saidย โ€œwhy do I smell Waffle Houseโ€
The location of most Waffle Houses means thereโ€™s someโ€ฆ classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (Iโ€™m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)
It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain,ย โ€œindeed marvelousโ€” an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.โ€


This was adorable lmao

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                America, Apparently, and Beautiful: dank-space-memes:

inkandcayenne:

wilfulwayfarer:

rasec-wizzlbang:

dalaisa-katili:

local-emo-mom:

anarcho-individualist:

explanatorypower:
i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

This is the america they donโ€™t want you to see

i love america

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

*group of people having fun*this site: wtf this is so scary


People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say.

Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture:ย 
Waffle House is one of the few chains in America thatโ€™s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but itโ€™s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because itโ€™s all thatโ€™s open and itโ€™s the kind of food that tastes especially good when youโ€™re hammered.
Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but Iโ€™ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didnโ€™t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals sheโ€™s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyoneโ€™s shitfaced.
The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heardย โ€œRaisins in my Toastโ€ you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles sayย โ€œCasa de Waffle.โ€ย 
Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he saidย โ€œwhy do I smell Waffle Houseโ€
The location of most Waffle Houses means thereโ€™s someโ€ฆ classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (Iโ€™m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)
It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain,ย โ€œindeed marvelousโ€” an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.โ€


This was adorable lmao

                
                

                
            

            
            
dank-space-memes:

inkandcayenne:

wilfulwayfarer:

rasec-wizzlbang:

dalaisa-katili:

local-emo-mom:

anarcho-individualist:

explanatorypo...