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Children, Funny, and Kids: Bret Turner
@bretjturner
BEFORE HAVING KIDS: "l am NEVER
making separate meals for my children"
4 YEARS LATER: "Let me repeat your
order: tri-color pasta (al dente) with butter
& cheese on a bed of string cheese on a
fairy plate, cup of water with star-shaped
ice cubes, yogurt two ways, Cheez-lts."
Before & after kids
![Children, Funny, and Kids: Bret Turner
@bretjturner
BEFORE HAVING KIDS: "l am NEVER
making separate meals for my children"
4 YEARS LATER: "Let me repeat your
order: tri-color pasta (al dente) with butter
& cheese on a bed of string cheese on a
fairy plate, cup of water with star-shaped
ice cubes, yogurt two ways, Cheez-lts."
Before & after kids]()
Before & after kids
Bitch, Dumb, and Family: Houle Family Dairy
@dailydairydiary
Me seeing Jeopardy! is on Netflix: Well
that's dumb who's gonna watch that
Crap?
Me, 5.5 hours later: MAKE IT A TRUE
DAILY DOUBLE BRENDA AND LETS
GET BACK IN THIS BITCH!
i know what Iām doing this weekend
![Bitch, Dumb, and Family: Houle Family Dairy
@dailydairydiary
Me seeing Jeopardy! is on Netflix: Well
that's dumb who's gonna watch that
Crap?
Me, 5.5 hours later: MAKE IT A TRUE
DAILY DOUBLE BRENDA AND LETS
GET BACK IN THIS BITCH!
i know what Iām doing this weekend]()
i know what Iām doing this weekend
![Life, Gang, and Say No More: Spooky Skoog
@Skoogeth
Me: what should i do about the cop?
Mob boss: take care of him
Me: say no more
[50 years later - my funeral]
Cop: [sobbing] he was the light of my
life.
Wholesome Gang Member 3](https://pics.me.me/spooky-skoog-skoogeth-me-what-should-i-do-about-the-37743019.png)
Alive, Love, and School: When I was in high school, I freelanced. I wrote...
I wrote Obituaries for people who were
still alive.
When a celebrity dies, about fifteen minutes
later, the newspaper comes out and
there are three pages of right ups about
him and wonder how did they write it that fast?
It's all there in advance and that's how you
know you're famous and l would love to
to think that somewhere my obituary is
in a file somewhere
THEN ID KNOW IVE MADE IT
Thanks Stan Lee
![Alive, Love, and School: When I was in high school, I freelanced. I wrote...
I wrote Obituaries for people who were
still alive.
When a celebrity dies, about fifteen minutes
later, the newspaper comes out and
there are three pages of right ups about
him and wonder how did they write it that fast?
It's all there in advance and that's how you
know you're famous and l would love to
to think that somewhere my obituary is
in a file somewhere
THEN ID KNOW IVE MADE IT
Thanks Stan Lee]()
Thanks Stan Lee
Jake Gyllenhaal, Memes, and Movies: DID YOU KNOW
MOVIES
FACT #1151
In Nightcrawler Jake Gyllenhaal spends the entire
scene at the salvage yard with his left hand behind
his back. This is because he was wearing a cast
from cutting it when he accidentally smashed a
bathroom mirror in a later scene in the movie.
š±š½ļøš¬ ā¢ ā¢ ā¢ ā¢ Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this š All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix nightcrawler jakegyllenhaal gyllenhaal thriller
![Jake Gyllenhaal, Memes, and Movies: DID YOU KNOW
MOVIES
FACT #1151
In Nightcrawler Jake Gyllenhaal spends the entire
scene at the salvage yard with his left hand behind
his back. This is because he was wearing a cast
from cutting it when he accidentally smashed a
bathroom mirror in a later scene in the movie.
š±š½ļøš¬ ā¢ ā¢ ā¢ ā¢ Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this š All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix nightcrawler jakegyllenhaal gyllenhaal thriller]()
š±š½ļøš¬ ā¢ ā¢ ā¢ ā¢ Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this š All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinem...
Friends, Future, and Horses: in New York. Emotions, however, remained
venomous even after ten states ratified the
Constitution, and Governor Clinton still thought
civil war possible. One member of the French
diplomatic legation, Victor du Pont, wrote to
Samuel du Pont de Nemours that if the
Constitution faltered in New York, outraged
federalists might pounce on Clinton and his
retinue when they returned home and "smear
them with tar, roll them in feathers, and finally
walk them through the streets."111 On July 17,
Hamilton predicted that New York City might
secede from the state if the Constitution was
turned down; Clinton chided him from his chair
for his "highly indiscreet and improper"
warning.112 Working himself up into a grand
state of pathos, Hamilton summoned the ghosts
of "departed patriots" and living heroes and with
his words wrung tears from onlookers.113
Days later, Melancton Smith finally broke the
deadlock when he endorsed the Constitution if
Congress would promise to consider some
amendments. Paying indirect tribute to
Hamilton, Smith credited "the reasonings of
gentlemen" on the other side for his changed
vote.114 On July 26, Smith and a dozen other
antifederalists switched their votes to favor the
Constitution, producing a wafer-thin majority
The final vote of thirty to twenty-seven was the
smallest victory margin at any state convention
and portended future political troubles for
Hamilton. Governor Clinton would not budge
but tolerated followers who changed their votes.
Anticipating New York's approval, a huge rally
had taken place in New York City three days
earlier to express boisterous enthusiasm for the
new government. It started at eight in the
morning in light rain as five thousand
representatives of sixty trades-from wig
makers to bricklayers, florists to
cabinetmakers-marched down Broadway amid
a profusion of brightly colored floats and
banners. The Constitution might be denounced
as a rich man's plot upstate, but the city's
artisans were now stouthearted federalists and
crafted displays to illustrate the benefits that
would flow from union. The bakers hoisted aloft
a ten-foot "federal loaf," brewers pulleda
three-hundred-gallon cask of ale, and coopers
hauled barrels built with thirteen staves. Many
of Hamilton's friends joined the crowd. Robert
Troup marched alongside lawyers and judges,
brandishing the new Constitution. Nicholas
Cruger, his old employer from St. Croix, donned
a farmer's costume and escorted a plow drawn
by six Oxen.
The parade apotheosized the hero of the hour,
the man who had snatched victory from thee
antifederalist majority. So exuberant was the
lionization of Alexander Hamilton that admirers
wanted to rechristen the city "Hamiltoniana." It
was one of the few times in his life that
Hamilton basked in the warmth of public
adulation. Sail makers waved a flag depicting a
laurel-wreathed Hamilton bearing the
Constitution while an allegorical figure
representing Fame blew a trumpet in the air.
This paled before the grandest tribute of all to
Hamilton. Gliding down Broadway, pulled by ten
horses, was a miniature frigate, twenty-seven
feet long, baptized the "Federal Ship Hamilton."
The model ship rose above all other floats "with
flowing sheets and full sails[.]..the canvas
waves dashing against her sides" and
concealing the carriage wheels moving the ship,
noted one observer.115 The cart men fluttered
banners that proclaimed, "Behold the federal
ship of fame /The Hamilton we call her name; /
To every craft she gives employ; / Sure cartmen
have their share of joy."116 When the Hamilton
arrived near the Battery, it was received by
congressmen standing outside Bayard's Tavern.
To represent the transition from the Articles of
Confederation to the Constitution, the ship
changed pilots amid a deafening cannonade.
The parade marked the zenith of the federalist
alliance with city artisans. Hamilton had never
courted the masses, and never again was he to
enjoy their favor to this extent. Riding high on
the crest of the new Constitution, Hamilton and
the federalists held undisputed sway in the city
November #HAMILDROP:
Here is the moment in Chernowās bookāwhen Hamilton argued for New York to be part of these new United Statesāand Hamilton being embraced by his adopted cityāthat we couldnāt fit in the show.
So I called John Kander and we wrote it together. Stay tuned. https://t.co/wdTtcukaEZ
![Friends, Future, and Horses: in New York. Emotions, however, remained
venomous even after ten states ratified the
Constitution, and Governor Clinton still thought
civil war possible. One member of the French
diplomatic legation, Victor du Pont, wrote to
Samuel du Pont de Nemours that if the
Constitution faltered in New York, outraged
federalists might pounce on Clinton and his
retinue when they returned home and "smear
them with tar, roll them in feathers, and finally
walk them through the streets."111 On July 17,
Hamilton predicted that New York City might
secede from the state if the Constitution was
turned down; Clinton chided him from his chair
for his "highly indiscreet and improper"
warning.112 Working himself up into a grand
state of pathos, Hamilton summoned the ghosts
of "departed patriots" and living heroes and with
his words wrung tears from onlookers.113
Days later, Melancton Smith finally broke the
deadlock when he endorsed the Constitution if
Congress would promise to consider some
amendments. Paying indirect tribute to
Hamilton, Smith credited "the reasonings of
gentlemen" on the other side for his changed
vote.114 On July 26, Smith and a dozen other
antifederalists switched their votes to favor the
Constitution, producing a wafer-thin majority
The final vote of thirty to twenty-seven was the
smallest victory margin at any state convention
and portended future political troubles for
Hamilton. Governor Clinton would not budge
but tolerated followers who changed their votes.
Anticipating New York's approval, a huge rally
had taken place in New York City three days
earlier to express boisterous enthusiasm for the
new government. It started at eight in the
morning in light rain as five thousand
representatives of sixty trades-from wig
makers to bricklayers, florists to
cabinetmakers-marched down Broadway amid
a profusion of brightly colored floats and
banners. The Constitution might be denounced
as a rich man's plot upstate, but the city's
artisans were now stouthearted federalists and
crafted displays to illustrate the benefits that
would flow from union. The bakers hoisted aloft
a ten-foot "federal loaf," brewers pulleda
three-hundred-gallon cask of ale, and coopers
hauled barrels built with thirteen staves. Many
of Hamilton's friends joined the crowd. Robert
Troup marched alongside lawyers and judges,
brandishing the new Constitution. Nicholas
Cruger, his old employer from St. Croix, donned
a farmer's costume and escorted a plow drawn
by six Oxen.
The parade apotheosized the hero of the hour,
the man who had snatched victory from thee
antifederalist majority. So exuberant was the
lionization of Alexander Hamilton that admirers
wanted to rechristen the city "Hamiltoniana." It
was one of the few times in his life that
Hamilton basked in the warmth of public
adulation. Sail makers waved a flag depicting a
laurel-wreathed Hamilton bearing the
Constitution while an allegorical figure
representing Fame blew a trumpet in the air.
This paled before the grandest tribute of all to
Hamilton. Gliding down Broadway, pulled by ten
horses, was a miniature frigate, twenty-seven
feet long, baptized the "Federal Ship Hamilton."
The model ship rose above all other floats "with
flowing sheets and full sails[.]..the canvas
waves dashing against her sides" and
concealing the carriage wheels moving the ship,
noted one observer.115 The cart men fluttered
banners that proclaimed, "Behold the federal
ship of fame /The Hamilton we call her name; /
To every craft she gives employ; / Sure cartmen
have their share of joy."116 When the Hamilton
arrived near the Battery, it was received by
congressmen standing outside Bayard's Tavern.
To represent the transition from the Articles of
Confederation to the Constitution, the ship
changed pilots amid a deafening cannonade.
The parade marked the zenith of the federalist
alliance with city artisans. Hamilton had never
courted the masses, and never again was he to
enjoy their favor to this extent. Riding high on
the crest of the new Constitution, Hamilton and
the federalists held undisputed sway in the city
November #HAMILDROP:
Here is the moment in Chernowās bookāwhen Hamilton argued for New York to be part of these new United Statesāand Hamilton being embraced by his adopted cityāthat we couldnāt fit in the show.
So I called John Kander and we wrote it together. Stay tuned. https://t.co/wdTtcukaEZ](https://pics.me.me/in-new-york-emotions-however-remained-venomous-even-after-ten-37692079.png)
![Friends, Future, and Horses: in New York. Emotions, however, remained
venomous even after ten states ratified the
Constitution, and Governor Clinton still thought
civil war possible. One member of the French
diplomatic legation, Victor du Pont, wrote to
Samuel du Pont de Nemours that if the
Constitution faltered in New York, outraged
federalists might pounce on Clinton and his
retinue when they returned home and "smear
them with tar, roll them in feathers, and finally
walk them through the streets."111 On July 17,
Hamilton predicted that New York City might
secede from the state if the Constitution was
turned down; Clinton chided him from his chair
for his "highly indiscreet and improper"
warning.112 Working himself up into a grand
state of pathos, Hamilton summoned the ghosts
of "departed patriots" and living heroes and with
his words wrung tears from onlookers.113
Days later, Melancton Smith finally broke the
deadlock when he endorsed the Constitution if
Congress would promise to consider some
amendments. Paying indirect tribute to
Hamilton, Smith credited "the reasonings of
gentlemen" on the other side for his changed
vote.114 On July 26, Smith and a dozen other
antifederalists switched their votes to favor the
Constitution, producing a wafer-thin majority
The final vote of thirty to twenty-seven was the
smallest victory margin at any state convention
and portended future political troubles for
Hamilton. Governor Clinton would not budge
but tolerated followers who changed their votes.
Anticipating New York's approval, a huge rally
had taken place in New York City three days
earlier to express boisterous enthusiasm for the
new government. It started at eight in the
morning in light rain as five thousand
representatives of sixty trades-from wig
makers to bricklayers, florists to
cabinetmakers-marched down Broadway amid
a profusion of brightly colored floats and
banners. The Constitution might be denounced
as a rich man's plot upstate, but the city's
artisans were now stouthearted federalists and
crafted displays to illustrate the benefits that
would flow from union. The bakers hoisted aloft
a ten-foot "federal loaf," brewers pulleda
three-hundred-gallon cask of ale, and coopers
hauled barrels built with thirteen staves. Many
of Hamilton's friends joined the crowd. Robert
Troup marched alongside lawyers and judges,
brandishing the new Constitution. Nicholas
Cruger, his old employer from St. Croix, donned
a farmer's costume and escorted a plow drawn
by six Oxen.
The parade apotheosized the hero of the hour,
the man who had snatched victory from thee
antifederalist majority. So exuberant was the
lionization of Alexander Hamilton that admirers
wanted to rechristen the city "Hamiltoniana." It
was one of the few times in his life that
Hamilton basked in the warmth of public
adulation. Sail makers waved a flag depicting a
laurel-wreathed Hamilton bearing the
Constitution while an allegorical figure
representing Fame blew a trumpet in the air.
This paled before the grandest tribute of all to
Hamilton. Gliding down Broadway, pulled by ten
horses, was a miniature frigate, twenty-seven
feet long, baptized the "Federal Ship Hamilton."
The model ship rose above all other floats "with
flowing sheets and full sails[.]..the canvas
waves dashing against her sides" and
concealing the carriage wheels moving the ship,
noted one observer.115 The cart men fluttered
banners that proclaimed, "Behold the federal
ship of fame /The Hamilton we call her name; /
To every craft she gives employ; / Sure cartmen
have their share of joy."116 When the Hamilton
arrived near the Battery, it was received by
congressmen standing outside Bayard's Tavern.
To represent the transition from the Articles of
Confederation to the Constitution, the ship
changed pilots amid a deafening cannonade.
The parade marked the zenith of the federalist
alliance with city artisans. Hamilton had never
courted the masses, and never again was he to
enjoy their favor to this extent. Riding high on
the crest of the new Constitution, Hamilton and
the federalists held undisputed sway in the city
November #HAMILDROP:
Here is the moment in Chernowās bookāwhen Hamilton argued for New York to be part of these new United Statesāand Hamilton being embraced by his adopted cityāthat we couldnāt fit in the show.
So I called John Kander and we wrote it together. Stay tuned. https://t.co/wdTtcukaEZ]()
November #HAMILDROP: Here is the moment in Chernowās bookāwhen Hamilton argued for New York to be part of these new United Statesāand Hamilt...
Children, Destiny, and God: STAN'S SOAPBOX
Let's lay it right on the line. Bigotry
and racism are among the deadliest
social ills plaguing the world today.
But, unlike a team of costumed super-
villains. they can't be halted with a
punch in the snoot, or a zap from a
ray gun. The only way to destroy them
is to expose them to reveal them for
the insidious evils they really are. The
bigot is an unreasoning hater -one
who hates blindly, fanatically, indis
criminately. If his hang-up is biack
men, he hates ALL black men. If a
redhead once offended him, he hates
ALL redheads. If some foreigner beat
him to a job, he's down on ALL foreign.
ers. He hates people he's never seen
- people he's never known with
equal intensity- with equal venom.
Now, we're not trying to say it's un
reasonable for one human being to bug
another. But, although anyone has the
right to dislike another individual, it's
totally irrational, patentiy insane to
condemn an entire race to despise
an entire nation to vilify an entire
religion. Sooner or later, we must learn
to judge each other on our own merits
Sooner or later, if man is ever to be
worthy of his destiny, we must fill our
hearts with tolerance. For then, and
only then, will we be truly worthy of
the concept that man was created in
the image of God a God who calls us
ALL His children
Pax et Justitia,
Stan.
markruffalo:
Classic Stan Lee!
![Children, Destiny, and God: STAN'S SOAPBOX
Let's lay it right on the line. Bigotry
and racism are among the deadliest
social ills plaguing the world today.
But, unlike a team of costumed super-
villains. they can't be halted with a
punch in the snoot, or a zap from a
ray gun. The only way to destroy them
is to expose them to reveal them for
the insidious evils they really are. The
bigot is an unreasoning hater -one
who hates blindly, fanatically, indis
criminately. If his hang-up is biack
men, he hates ALL black men. If a
redhead once offended him, he hates
ALL redheads. If some foreigner beat
him to a job, he's down on ALL foreign.
ers. He hates people he's never seen
- people he's never known with
equal intensity- with equal venom.
Now, we're not trying to say it's un
reasonable for one human being to bug
another. But, although anyone has the
right to dislike another individual, it's
totally irrational, patentiy insane to
condemn an entire race to despise
an entire nation to vilify an entire
religion. Sooner or later, we must learn
to judge each other on our own merits
Sooner or later, if man is ever to be
worthy of his destiny, we must fill our
hearts with tolerance. For then, and
only then, will we be truly worthy of
the concept that man was created in
the image of God a God who calls us
ALL His children
Pax et Justitia,
Stan.
markruffalo:
Classic Stan Lee!]()
markruffalo: Classic Stan Lee!
Grandma, Memes, and Bank: Mommy Owl
@Lhlodder
My husband and I called my sweet, 85-
year-old grandma to tell her Igot a new
job
She congratulated us, talked for a bit,
and then hung up.
Later she called me to say I should open
a secret bank account and never tell my
husband about it.
My grandma is fierce.
Post 1555: itās time u finally follow @kalesaladquotes
![Grandma, Memes, and Bank: Mommy Owl
@Lhlodder
My husband and I called my sweet, 85-
year-old grandma to tell her Igot a new
job
She congratulated us, talked for a bit,
and then hung up.
Later she called me to say I should open
a secret bank account and never tell my
husband about it.
My grandma is fierce.
Post 1555: itās time u finally follow @kalesaladquotes]()
Post 1555: itās time u finally follow @kalesaladquotes
Instagram, Memes, and Smoking: Spaced
@Spaced_Cowboy00
I caught two kids smoking pot
outside my office. Fifteen minutes
later my boss caught me and two
kids smoking pot outside my
office.
šØ @hitsblunt is the funniest hits blunt page on Instagram! šŗš
![Instagram, Memes, and Smoking: Spaced
@Spaced_Cowboy00
I caught two kids smoking pot
outside my office. Fifteen minutes
later my boss caught me and two
kids smoking pot outside my
office.
šØ @hitsblunt is the funniest hits blunt page on Instagram! šŗš]()
šØ @hitsblunt is the funniest hits blunt page on Instagram! šŗš
Independence Day, Memes, and News: THETIMES OF ISRAEL Polish leaders tojon anti-Semitic nat
Polish leaders to join
Semitic
Independence Day march
Sunday
Freedom Press
anti-
Polish president and PM set to join fascist
nationalist at
march in Warsaw freedomnews.org uk/polish-
preside
The Globe and Mail
lolos
v
Poland's eurosceptic leaders march through
Warsaw with far-right groups and neo-fascist
activists dlvr.it/QrOYD
march in Warsa, Poland
Francis Fukuyama .
ollow
The fascist march in Poland today was
effectively state-sponsored. The march
was crganized by right-wing extremists,
and far-right politicians later joined
Euoberverobs Nov
Polish president and PM set to join fascist
march in Warsaw freedomnews.org.uk/pthem
preside ...via @Freedom Paper
Wanaa making Poland lookeven oe on the ae
More than 200000 people took part
ncluding fascists from across Europe
The "news" and "journalists"
VS
Reality and Poland.
![Independence Day, Memes, and News: THETIMES OF ISRAEL Polish leaders tojon anti-Semitic nat
Polish leaders to join
Semitic
Independence Day march
Sunday
Freedom Press
anti-
Polish president and PM set to join fascist
nationalist at
march in Warsaw freedomnews.org uk/polish-
preside
The Globe and Mail
lolos
v
Poland's eurosceptic leaders march through
Warsaw with far-right groups and neo-fascist
activists dlvr.it/QrOYD
march in Warsa, Poland
Francis Fukuyama .
ollow
The fascist march in Poland today was
effectively state-sponsored. The march
was crganized by right-wing extremists,
and far-right politicians later joined
Euoberverobs Nov
Polish president and PM set to join fascist
march in Warsaw freedomnews.org.uk/pthem
preside ...via @Freedom Paper
Wanaa making Poland lookeven oe on the ae
More than 200000 people took part
ncluding fascists from across Europe
The "news" and "journalists"
VS
Reality and Poland.]()
The "news" and "journalists" VS Reality and Poland.
Grandma, Memes, and The Undertaker: The Undertaker with his grandma. Moments later, she was tombstoned.
![Grandma, Memes, and The Undertaker: The Undertaker with his grandma. Moments later, she was tombstoned.]()
The Undertaker with his grandma. Moments later, she was tombstoned.
Ass, Bad, and Bad Bitch: Lisa
@xlmLisa
boyfriends deadass get mad when
you touch their butt like it's our fault
they got the wagon?!? no one asked u
to be double cheeked up like this. u
stupid ass bad bitch. thick ass slice of
heaven. why you walk in the room n ur
ass walks in 5 minutes later?!
Follow my backup @hoe
![Ass, Bad, and Bad Bitch: Lisa
@xlmLisa
boyfriends deadass get mad when
you touch their butt like it's our fault
they got the wagon?!? no one asked u
to be double cheeked up like this. u
stupid ass bad bitch. thick ass slice of
heaven. why you walk in the room n ur
ass walks in 5 minutes later?!
Follow my backup @hoe]()
Follow my backup @hoe
Memes, Music, and Lyrics: MUSIC BY
JOHN KANDER
LYRICS BY
LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA
For your November Hamildrop, I wrote a new song for Alexander Hamilton with my hero and mentor, John Kander.
Coming later this month. https://t.co/0bVuPJH8ZW
![Memes, Music, and Lyrics: MUSIC BY
JOHN KANDER
LYRICS BY
LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA
For your November Hamildrop, I wrote a new song for Alexander Hamilton with my hero and mentor, John Kander.
Coming later this month. https://t.co/0bVuPJH8ZW]()
For your November Hamildrop, I wrote a new song for Alexander Hamilton with my hero and mentor, John Kander. Coming later this month. https...
Life, Date, and Girl Memes: I really like this one, I really, really like this
one I'm going to treat this first date like an
interview for the rest of my life with the
man of my dreams
..
LR
3 drinks later:
@OldEnoughToHoeBetter
2 drinks later* ( @oldenoughtohoebetter )
![Life, Date, and Girl Memes: I really like this one, I really, really like this
one I'm going to treat this first date like an
interview for the rest of my life with the
man of my dreams
..
LR
3 drinks later:
@OldEnoughToHoeBetter
2 drinks later* ( @oldenoughtohoebetter )]()
2 drinks later* ( @oldenoughtohoebetter )
Comfortable, Fall, and Friends: glumshoe
the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in
case they're thirsty later
glumshoe
also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard
succinctlysevered
what about the last person. what do they get.
glumshoe
the last person is me and I get the peace of mind of knowing that my friends are
as comfortable and safe as I can make them
Bron: glumshoe
youre my special friend
![Comfortable, Fall, and Friends: glumshoe
the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in
case they're thirsty later
glumshoe
also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard
succinctlysevered
what about the last person. what do they get.
glumshoe
the last person is me and I get the peace of mind of knowing that my friends are
as comfortable and safe as I can make them
Bron: glumshoe
youre my special friend]()
youre my special friend