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lawson: shitroughdrafts: April 8, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, It was brought to my attention by your neighbor, John Flink, that you have two garden gnomes on your front lawn that that were not approved by the HOA before installation.聽Please adhere to the guidelines (see Appropriate Lawn Decor on page 3) and remove them within five business days, or you will be fined. Ellis Hills is a beautiful neighborhood, and we keep it that way by sticking to these rules! Thanks! Linda Hoyt,聽HOA President 聽 聽April 9, 2015 聽Dear Mr. Kerin, Mr. Flink emailed me this afternoon and informed me that there are now five gnomes on your front lawn. He also said that they are all facing his house. 聽I don鈥檛 know three extra gnomes showed up (unless they鈥檙e breeding LOL), or why they are now facing his house. But please be advised that you are now in violation of our Allowed Quantities of Lawn Decor rule (see page 7). You have four days until you are fined. Please address this issue ASAP. Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President 聽 April 10, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, I drove by your house this morning on the way to drop my children off at school and saw your lawn. There are now over a dozen garden gnomes in your yard, all facing Mr. Flink鈥檚 house. A few of these have been placed in sexually suggestive positions. I do not think garden gnomes come in these positions, which means that someone (I鈥檓 not saying you) placed them as such. Regardless, they violate the board鈥檚 rule on Appropriate Lawn D茅cor Positions on page 9. Mr. Kerin, you have three days left to comply with the board鈥檚 rules, or you will be fined. Are you getting these emails? Thanks! Linda Hoyt,聽HOA President 聽 April 11, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, I was emailed a picture of your lawn this morning by your neighbor John Flink, and was surprised to find that there are now close to thirty gnomes in your lawn. Not only are they all staring directly at his house, they are now also sexually explicit. After a quick Yahoo search, I could not find any store that sold such 鈥淴 rated鈥 gnomes. This gives me the impression that you made them yourself. Mr. Kerin, I don鈥檛 know where you鈥檙e getting the time or the money to create these monstrosities, but they will not be tolerated. We have children in this neighborhood. Please be advised that you have two days left before incurring fines. FYI you are now also in violation of our Sexually Explicit Lawn D茅cor rule on page 17.聽Until today, I was not aware this rule even existed. Thanks! Linda Hoyt,聽HOA President April 12, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, I was woken up by a phone call from John Flink at 6AM this morning. He was threatening to call the police. We have never had the police called in this neighborhood. Not even once. I calmed him down and went over to see what the problem was. Mr. Kerin, the only time I鈥檝e ever seen an orgy was in the movie Caligula but the scene your gnomes depict on your front lawn makes Caligula look PG. The gnomes are in positions I haven鈥檛 ever even imagined, and even if I could have imagined them, I wouldn鈥檛 have done so with gnomes!聽 There are over one hundred of them. I could barely see any grass through the limbs and appendages of the disgusting little men. One gnome in particular is wearing a shirt that says 鈥淛ohn Flink鈥 on it and it is wearing a horse mask. Two other gnomes are treating him like a horse. This is in direct violation of an HOA rule that the HOA just decided to make. Please see Sexually Explicit Depictions of Neighbors as Lawn Decor in the new edition of the HOA guidelines attached as a PDF. You have until tomorrow, Mr. Kerin.聽Also, John Flink has called a lawyer. Thanks! Linda Hoyt,聽HOA President April 13, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, I don鈥檛 know how you did it, but thank you for removing all of the gnomes. I鈥檓 glad we could avoid getting the authorities involved! Since you managed to do it before five business days, there will be no fine, just a warning. As a reminder, please do not place any decorations in your yard without direct approval from the board. Thanks! Linda Hoyt,聽HOA President 聽 April 14, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, It was just brought to my attention that there is a bright pink decorative flamingo in the middle of your front lawn. I have also been informed that this lawn flamingo is wearing a thong. If you do not remove this flamingo within five business days, expect a follow up from Kelly Lawson, as she is taking over as HOA President. As of today I have resigned. Thanks! Linda Hoyt
lawson: shitroughdrafts:

April 8, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
It was brought to my attention by
your neighbor, John Flink, that you have two garden gnomes on your front lawn
that that were not approved by the HOA before installation.聽Please adhere to the guidelines
(see Appropriate Lawn Decor on page 3) and remove them within five
business days, or you will be fined.
Ellis Hills is a beautiful
neighborhood, and we keep it that way by sticking to these rules!
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt,聽HOA
President
聽
聽April 9, 2015
聽Dear Mr. Kerin,
Mr. Flink emailed me this afternoon
and informed me that there are now five gnomes on your front lawn. He also said
that they are all facing his house.
聽I don鈥檛 know three extra gnomes
showed up (unless they鈥檙e breeding LOL), or why they are now facing his house.
But please be advised that you are now in violation of our Allowed
Quantities of Lawn Decor rule (see page 7).
You have four days until you are
fined. Please address this issue ASAP.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA President
聽
April 10, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I drove by your house this morning
on the way to drop my children off at school and saw your lawn. There are now
over a dozen garden gnomes in your yard, all facing Mr. Flink鈥檚 house. A few of
these have been placed in sexually suggestive positions. I do not think garden
gnomes come in these positions, which means that someone (I鈥檓 not saying you)
placed them as such. Regardless, they violate the board鈥檚 rule on Appropriate
Lawn D茅cor Positions on page 9.
Mr. Kerin, you have three days
left to comply with the board鈥檚 rules, or you will be fined.
Are you getting these emails?
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt,聽HOA
President
聽
April 11, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I was emailed a picture of your
lawn this morning by your neighbor John Flink, and was surprised to find that
there are now close to thirty gnomes in your lawn. Not only are they all
staring directly at his house, they are now also sexually explicit. After a
quick Yahoo search, I could not find any store that sold such 鈥淴 rated鈥 gnomes.
This gives me the impression that you made them yourself.
Mr. Kerin, I don鈥檛 know where
you鈥檙e getting the time or the money to create these monstrosities, but they
will not be tolerated. We have children in this neighborhood.
Please be advised that you have two
days left before incurring fines.
FYI you are now also in violation
of our Sexually Explicit Lawn D茅cor rule on page 17.聽Until today, I was not aware this
rule even existed.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt,聽HOA
President
April 12, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I was woken up by a phone call from
John Flink at 6AM this morning. He was threatening to call the police. We have
never had the police called in this neighborhood. Not even once. I calmed him
down and went over to see what the problem was.
Mr. Kerin, the only time I鈥檝e ever
seen an orgy was in the movie Caligula but
the scene your gnomes depict on your front lawn makes Caligula look PG. The gnomes are in positions I haven鈥檛 ever even
imagined, and even if I could have imagined them, I wouldn鈥檛 have done so with
gnomes!聽
There are over one hundred of them.
I could barely see any grass through the limbs and appendages of the disgusting
little men.
One gnome in particular is wearing
a shirt that says 鈥淛ohn Flink鈥 on it and it is wearing a horse mask. Two other
gnomes are treating him like a horse.
This is in direct violation of an
HOA rule that the HOA just decided to make. Please see Sexually Explicit
Depictions of Neighbors as Lawn Decor in the new edition of the HOA
guidelines attached as a PDF.
You have until tomorrow, Mr. Kerin.聽Also, John Flink has called a
lawyer.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt,聽HOA
President

April 13, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I don鈥檛 know how you did it, but thank
you for removing all of the gnomes. I鈥檓 glad we could avoid getting the
authorities involved!
Since you managed to do it before
five business days, there will be no fine, just a warning.
As a reminder, please do not place
any decorations in your yard without direct approval from the board.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt,聽HOA
President
聽
April 14, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
It was just brought to my attention
that there is a bright pink decorative flamingo in the middle of your front
lawn.
I have also been informed that this
lawn flamingo is wearing a thong.
If you do not remove this flamingo
within five business days, expect a follow up from Kelly Lawson, as she is
taking over as HOA President. As of today I have resigned.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt

shitroughdrafts: April 8, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, It was brought to my attention by your neighbor, John Flink, that you have two garden gno...

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 Haters Tried to Beat Her A*s At
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Tomi Whatsherface Says Trump Haters Tried to Beat Her Ass At Inauguration - blogged by: @eleven8 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 There have been a lot of excuses as to why DonaldTrump鈥檚 inauguration had such a low turn out. Some blamed the cold rain, several supporters said they had jobs to attend to and others say the sparseness of the event was all an optical illusion to be blamed on tricky camera angles and grass covers. 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 Youtube journalist, Tammi Lauren, believes Trump鈥檚 lack of supporters could be due to the hostile environment. According to Tara, she was almost attacked by a bunch of protesters at Donald Trump鈥檚 inauguration. 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 Toni Lawson tells TMZ, 鈥淚t was not a hospitable environment for Trump supporters. I saw so many Trump supporters that were afraid to say they were going to the inauguration because the 鈥榣oving left鈥, which is actually the unloving and intolerant left, were attacking Trump supporters.鈥 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 Terri goes on to say, 鈥淚 was walking to the ball and folks with the 鈥榖lack power鈥 symbol on the back of their hoodies tracked me down, tried to pound on my cab door, jumped on the hood of my cab and tried to bust the windshield out because they recognized who I was.鈥 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 Tabitha says that she 鈥渉ates D.C.鈥 because it鈥檚 鈥渘o longer the town of Lincoln or the town of Reagan.鈥 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 Poor Tori Lawrence. Be safe tho. ballerificpolitics

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lawson: Cleveland Browns fans had a practice of throwing paper airplanes in stadium during games. A lawyer sent them a threatening letter about said practice and the Browns legal team responded. Roetzel and Andress Counsellors at Law 20th Hoor One Cuscade Plaza CLETUS G. ROETZCL beno-era SAHUEL C. ANDRESS JOHN M. VLMAN RUTH L MOORE JOSEPH L.LAWSON DALK O. COx GEORGE W, ROONEY RICHARD E.GUSTER DUANE LISHAM KENNETH R, MILLISOR K. RICHARD AUGHENBAUGH TIMOTNY G. IRELAND MICHAEL L.STARK WILLIAM K. RICE SEORGE A. CLARE EDWARD O. KEMP GEORGE A. DIETRICH TIMOTHY V. DIX ALBERT J. HENRY GARY O. PEARCH TIMOTHY .OCHBENHIRT ROBERT A. DOARDMAN STEVEN M. NORIL JAMES M. STEPHENS Akron, Chio U4308 JAMES LNENCH AREA COOC 2ie 376-2700 RECEIVED November 18, 1974 Maveland Ercrns The Cleveland Browns Cleveland Stadium Cleveland, OH Gentlemen: I am one of your season ticket holders who attends or tries to attend every game. It appears that one of the pastimes of several fans has become the sailing of paper airplanes generally made out of the game program. As you know, there is the risk of serious eye injury and perhaps an ear injury as a result of such airplanes. am sure that this has been called to your attention and that sev- eral of your ushers and policemen witnessed the same. Please be advised that since you are in a position to control or terminate such action on the part of fans, I will hold you re- sponsible for any injury sustained by any person in my party attend- ing one of your sporting events. It is hoped that this disrespectful and possibly dangerous activity will be terminated. Very truly yours, RO脡TZEL & ANDRESS By Dale 0. Cox CLEVELAND STADIUM, cORP. CLEVELAND STADIUM - CLEVELAND, OHIO 44114 Phone: 781-5600 Dale 0. Cox, Esquire Roetzel and Andress 20th Floor One Cascade Plaza Akron, Ohio 44303 Dear Mr. Cox: Attached is a letter that we received on November l19, 1974. I feel that you should be aware that some a hole is signing your name to stupid letters. Very truly yours, CLEVELAND STADIUM CORP. James N. Bailey, General Couns el JNB:bjn cc: Arthur B. Modell you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com Best Response To A Ridiculous Requesthttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/
lawson: Cleveland Browns fans had a practice of throwing
 paper airplanes in stadium during games. A
 lawyer sent them a threatening letter about said
 practice and the Browns legal team responded.
 Roetzel and Andress
 Counsellors at Law
 20th Hoor
 One Cuscade Plaza
 CLETUS G. ROETZCL beno-era
 SAHUEL C. ANDRESS
 JOHN M. VLMAN
 RUTH L MOORE
 JOSEPH L.LAWSON
 DALK O. COx
 GEORGE W, ROONEY
 RICHARD E.GUSTER
 DUANE LISHAM
 KENNETH R, MILLISOR
 K. RICHARD AUGHENBAUGH
 TIMOTNY G. IRELAND
 MICHAEL L.STARK
 WILLIAM K. RICE
 SEORGE A. CLARE
 EDWARD O. KEMP
 GEORGE A. DIETRICH
 TIMOTHY V. DIX
 ALBERT J. HENRY
 GARY O. PEARCH
 TIMOTHY .OCHBENHIRT
 ROBERT A. DOARDMAN
 STEVEN M. NORIL
 JAMES M. STEPHENS
 Akron, Chio U4308
 JAMES LNENCH
 AREA COOC 2ie 376-2700
 RECEIVED
 November 18, 1974
 Maveland Ercrns
 The Cleveland Browns
 Cleveland Stadium
 Cleveland, OH
 Gentlemen:
 I am one of your season ticket holders who attends or tries to
 attend every game. It appears that one of the pastimes of several
 fans has become the sailing of paper airplanes generally made out
 of the game program. As you know, there is the risk of serious eye
 injury and perhaps an ear injury as a result of such airplanes.
 am sure that this has been called to your attention and that sev-
 eral of your ushers and policemen witnessed the same.
 Please be advised that since you are in a position to control
 or terminate such action on the part of fans, I will hold you re-
 sponsible for any injury sustained by any person in my party attend-
 ing one of your sporting events. It is hoped that this disrespectful
 and possibly dangerous activity will be terminated.
 Very truly yours,
 RO脡TZEL & ANDRESS
 By
 Dale 0. Cox
 CLEVELAND STADIUM, cORP.
 CLEVELAND STADIUM - CLEVELAND, OHIO 44114
 Phone: 781-5600
 Dale 0. Cox, Esquire
 Roetzel and Andress
 20th Floor
 One Cascade Plaza
 Akron, Ohio 44303
 Dear Mr. Cox:
 Attached is a letter that we received on November l19,
 1974. I feel that you should be aware that some a hole
 is signing your name to stupid letters.
 Very truly yours,
 CLEVELAND STADIUM CORP.
 James N. Bailey,
 General Couns el
 JNB:bjn
 cc: Arthur
 B. Modell
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