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ุงู„ูŠูˆู… ุจุฑุดู„ูˆู†ู‡ ุฎุณุฑ ูˆู„ุง ูˆุด ๐Ÿ˜…ู„ูŠุด ุฒุนู„ุงู† ู‡ ุงู„ุญุจูŠุจ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

ุงู„ูŠูˆู… ุจุฑุดู„ูˆู†ู‡ ุฎุณุฑ ูˆู„ุง ูˆุด ๐Ÿ˜…ู„ูŠุด ุฒุนู„ุงู† ู‡ ุงู„ุญุจูŠุจ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Dank, Lay's, and My Nigga: When you're laying down and drop your
 phone
On my momma this is what @donny.drama did last night I got that shit on camera go follow my nigga for more

On my momma this is what @donny.drama did last night I got that shit on camera go follow my nigga for more

Lay's, Memes, and Coming Home: When you haven't even gone to sleep
 yet and you already can't wait to come
 home from work tomorrow
I CANT WAIT TO LAY IN ON MONDAY SAID NO ONE EVER. Except me. I work weekends.

I CANT WAIT TO LAY IN ON MONDAY SAID NO ONE EVER. Except me. I work weekends.

Another One, Another One, and Bless Up: And then God said: "Who's a good boy?"
 DrSmashlove
Men lemme holla at y'all. If u going down on yo girl. And u hitting all the right spots. And bam - u push her over the edge and she bust - I know a lot of y'all wanna do a celebration dance, pat yourself on the back, give a victory speech, tearfully thank yo mama for raising a man who know how to please a woman, and then immediately get to laying a lil pipe. No. This is amateur hour sh*t Bruh. U just unlocked Level 1. U broke a few bricks and grabbed a few coins now u think u beat Super Mario. Aw hell nah. Keep going. She gon try to pry u off, just like u pry her off when u done - well, be patient, let her collect her thoughts, let sensitivity return to her nether regions while u kiss her soft, wet thighs around it, and then like DJ Khaled said, Bruh: "Another one." This is not about making sure she get the minimum. U trying to be the best ever. U feel me? U trying to unlock levels she ain't seen before. Keep going. Fvck u in a rush for? Stay down there in the trenches and keep working. U feel me? Kill that Punani. Deceased. Give her another one. U should have yo girl digging her nails in yo scalp Bruh. She should be speaking in tongues. U should damn near need to perform an Exorcism at the end. U gotta get her to a point where any other man in her orbit text her and she hit them with "Hi! I lost my phone (and all my contacts ๐Ÿ˜ฌ). Who is this?" You feel me? Go for the gold with yo tongue Bruh. That's the sexual organ that some of u men forget about. Well it's time to remember it. In 2017, lock arm in arm with me, brothers. TeamKillThePunani - Ya get me! We'll get jerseys and everything. Here's to more life more success and most importantly more Punani devouring. Go for the gold Bruh...the only place that matters is first place ๐Ÿฅ‡. Bless up ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Men lemme holla at y'all. If u going down on yo girl. And u hitting all the right spots. And bam - u push her over the edge and she bust - I...

Funny, Lay's, and Alarm: Laying in bed as the alarm goes off for the
 9th time debating if you're gonna go to
 work or start a new life in South Korea as a
 Kpop star
Unbelievably relatable๐Ÿค”๐ŸŽค . . . girlsthinkimfunnytwitter soyouthinkyoucansing kpop idontwannagetup wednesdayvibes

Unbelievably relatable๐Ÿค”๐ŸŽค . . . girlsthinkimfunnytwitter soyouthinkyoucansing kpop idontwannagetup wednesdayvibes

Funny, Horny, and Lay's: When your girl is trying to sleep but you
 horny, so you put your dick on her head.
I'll lay the 3 inch punisher on her face

I'll lay the 3 inch punisher on her face

Lay's, Memes, and Watch Me: TRUMP
 Rain drop. Drop top.
 Watch me lay this cinderblock.
 Build that F*cking Wall.
Merica MAGA Trump

Merica MAGA Trump

Lay's, Memes, and ๐Ÿค–: YA BOY DANNY TANNER
 @Danny Tanner
 Gave my cat some catnip and he's
 been laying like this for 2 hours
 DrSmashlove
Me AF after someone give me edibles WhatDoYouMeanOnlyOneSquare iAteTheWholeChocolateBar HoldUpWhyImSeeingDeadPeople WhyIsGeorgeMichaelSingingFatherFigure WhyIsLeftEyeSittingOnMyLap SomebodyStopSpinningTheRoom AweHellHereWeGo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Me AF after someone give me edibles WhatDoYouMeanOnlyOneSquare iAteTheWholeChocolateBar HoldUpWhyImSeeingDeadPeople WhyIsGeorgeMichaelSingin...

Lay's, Memes, and ๐Ÿค–: I Want To Sleep With You
 And I Meant sletp With You
 beside your
 Near You.
 I Wan
 To Vloet My Eye
 And Feel Your bod
 Wrapped Tightly Against Mint.
The rest of the world disappears in your arms. Let's just lay and embrace this love. ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’› ____ (Rp)

The rest of the world disappears in your arms. Let's just lay and embrace this love. ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’› ____ (Rp)

Lay's, Girl Memes, and Layed: when you have so much to do that
 you just decide to lay on the floor for a
 long time
Me every FUCKING day queens_over_bitches

Me every FUCKING day queens_over_bitches

Lay's, Memes, and ๐Ÿค–: When you finally lay down for bed and
 all you can hear is your pet licking
 themself
Tru

Tru

Basketball, Horses, and Juice: Most popular Google searches by state, 2016
 fake
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 Madness house
 what is inside
 dr oz wizard
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 mail
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 at You sweat deaf or just
 horse stuck on
 ys trying to legalize
 vape juice
 or a dog
 finger
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 ignoring me what does dictionary
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 roadshow
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 Dana stun gun
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 jersey
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 or girl
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 to pay
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 ad with ukulele
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 Wood
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 my
 shows
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 rap music
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 no words
i'm in "how to pay bathroom bill" also i highly doubt that this is real but??? i'm honestly not sure it could be

i'm in "how to pay bathroom bill" also i highly doubt that this is real but??? i'm honestly not sure it could be

Lay's, Memes, and ๐Ÿค–: When you're laying down and drop your
 phone
Accurate Af

Accurate Af

Lay's, Memes, and Hospital: Do you ever lay in bed and realize how
 not okay you are
im at the hospital rn

im at the hospital rn

Lay's, Memes, and Sensational: victoria
 @OhltsVic
 He thought the beach was pretty, but
 thought he was prettier
 @DrSmashlove
It's nothing like watching a doggo play on the beach and run up and down the shore fast AF. To keep it ๐Ÿ’ฏ what I really like is running down the shore and feeling the slight sensation of danger when I see a pitbull that is roughly my size barreling at me at top speed and he got that look in his eye like I'm lunch and then he fly right TF past me and splash me with his rapid strides. Feels like two robust mammals passing in the night: "Hello, fellow mammal. I see u. Putting that morning work in, so your legs are strong and developed, which will enable proper pipe laying to a lovely woman (or, in doggo's case, a pretty lil bitch โ˜บ๏ธ") <- proper English term for female doggo lol. Salute u, running doggo. I am human and u are doggo, but we both out here. We really out here Bruh ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

It's nothing like watching a doggo play on the beach and run up and down the shore fast AF. To keep it ๐Ÿ’ฏ what I really like is running down ...

Lay's, Memes, and Babes: Her: Babe I'm so tired. I'm about to
 go to bed ttyl GN
 Him: Cool. Don't fall asleep over
 there by the bar in that white dress.
Lol after she sent a picture of her laying in bed. She gets this text๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Lol after she sent a picture of her laying in bed. She gets this text๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Lay's, Memes, and California: OHANNAHHillan /229
 THOME?
 ใƒ•ใ‚ก
 I'M
 os'
We made it back to California safely and are now reunited with our cats, who missed us very much. All they have wanted to do is lay on us. We had a wonderful time in the UK and I already miss it. โค

We made it back to California safely and are now reunited with our cats, who missed us very much. All they have wanted to do is lay on us. W...

Lay's, Memes, and ๐Ÿค–: laying on his lap like this and feeling his
 dick throbbing on your ear lobe. best
 sleep ever
Then you nudge her when your leg falls asleep

Then you nudge her when your leg falls asleep

Butt, Candy, and Candy Cane: When your girl butt dials you
 and all you hear is trap music
 and slurpin sounds.
I was at this Christmas party with my boy Tre. It wasn't no regular party either. The turn up was real. Tre was the king of parties and gave no fucks. He was also a ain't shit niqqa. Homie would be on FaceTime with his girl on his side bitch phone while cheating. Such high levels on savagery. Tre and I pull up to the party where the guy to girl ratio was extremely unbalanced. I'm talking racks on racks on racks. I'm getting the twerk of a lifetime when I look over and see my boy Steve getting double decked by two BBWS. They not even grinding on him he just in the in the middle of it all. It looked like two escalades crashed in the middle and he was the lone survivor. While I'm laying on the ground half way unconscious because of this vicious twerk I swear I see my homie girl talking to a group of dudes. TI go tell Tre I think his girl here. Homie thought I was lying. I tell Tre check his girl snapchat to see. We start watching her snapchat and we hearing the same songs that's being played. It was so obvious. Tre in denial like nah this can't be true. We literally went outside to view the snap properly. Tre like this dude not even all that how could she? Tre had to find out his girl was a hoe on snap chat. What a way to go out. Tre became the first nigga to have his girl cheat on him at the same party he attended. Tre try to tell me "F these bitches let's bounce". Talking about bros before hoes. He bugging. My ass went right back inside and caught that mean succ. Some would say I'm a fucked up friend but I caught that nut in Tres honor. That Henny bring the hoe outta bitches. I had to get my candy cane licked. Idk who took the biggest L of 2016. Kodak Black, Tre or The fact the warriors blew a 3-1 lead.

I was at this Christmas party with my boy Tre. It wasn't no regular party either. The turn up was real. Tre was the king of parties and gave...

Frozen, Lay's, and Memes: I CAN'T BREATHE
 38%
 AT&T
 2:02 PM
 2:03 PM
 o AT&T
 Trisha
 Trisha
 stop and all of a sudden on
 BITCH PLEASE COME PICK
 the last stroke while his
 ME UP
 fingers leaving my hair my
 wig came off too!!!
 Where are you at? What
 happened?
 So tell me why I'm watching
 Now this nigga lost for
 a movie with the cute ass
 words with my wig dangling
 white boy from my chem
 off his fingers like a damn
 class. I'm laying down next
 accessory, frozen and
 to him and all of a sudden
 staring at me for like 37
 this nigga start stroking my
 seconds bitch I counted. All
 hair. So l move away a little
 of a sudden he's like, "l'm so
 so he'll stop and this nigga
 sorry. I won't tell anyone. Do
 inch closer and starts
 you want to talk about it?"
 running his fingers through
 Nigga give me back my
 my hair again
 I'm bout
 Wiggg now we
 ready to beat this nigga ass
 sitting here in silence, the
 cause I'm wearing a wig and
 movie over, this nigga face
 l ain't tighten it this morning
 red as shit and we ain't do
 cause was late for class. Im
 any chem hw I'm bout to fail
 getting ready to tell him to
 the class smh. I ain't even
 stop and all of a sudden on
 bother to put my wig back
 38%
 omg
Rule number one: never touch a black girl's hurr

Rule number one: never touch a black girl's hurr

Arguing, Bless Up, and Booty: gimme
 @Drsmashlove
Ladies and gents lemme holla at y'all. It's a way to argue. It's a way to NOT argue. U could get into a argument and say things that can never, ever be taken back. Example: ladies if u dating a man who make a modest salary, be very careful about rubbing that in his face. Now hold up. What if he spending recklessly? Sit down and say "baby - we need to talk about calibrating the amount of spending we do in this house to the amount of money coming in." See how that goes? Constructive. Now u could also say "NEW JORDANS?! LOL WITH WHOSE PAYCHECK?! NOT YOUR LIL ASS PAYCHECK, OL BROKE BOY LOOKIN ASS." I wouldn't recommend that. Men - y'all got areas where u need to be careful too. She putting on a few pounds? U gotta be very delicate. "Aye baby I know you mentioned not having time to work out? U think we could hit the gym together? ๐Ÿค”" Bam. U left the weight issue out. U hit it from a health angle. Good on u. What I would NOT recommend: "LOL ANOTHER CUPCAKE? YOU DON'T EVEN EXERCISE! BABY...YOUR THIGHS?" Bruh lemme just be crystal clear. U just said some shit that cannot be taken back. Ever. And that, ladies and gents, is where I'm tryina take y'all. It's some shit u can say that can't ever be taken back. The other person might forgive u, but forgiveness shouldn't be assumed. In fact the baseline reality of the human spirit is that it's weak, and so people fall into common traps of envy, hatred, and inability to forgive. Be very wary of the discourse degenerating irreparably. It is the basis upon which a lot of good relationships have fractured and never repaired. Your words are a weapon. Be judicious with them. (And men, no offense, if yo girl put on a few pounds and u talk to her like she Ms. Piggy she gon find me and imma lay this pipe the way it deserve to be laid. Imma make her feel like a cot damn rap video vixen like the type that frolick around Drake's pool touching their booties with other girl's booties, as if that's some shit women do at a regular pool party. Bottom line, don't make me smash your girl dog I will do it. Fair warning ๐Ÿ˜˜. Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚)

Ladies and gents lemme holla at y'all. It's a way to argue. It's a way to NOT argue. U could get into a argument and say things that can nev...