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Bad, Blunts, and Dad: WAYS TO SAY NG TO WEED i. Are you kidding me? Grow up 26. was raised right, l won't light 2. anja is for goons, no thanks 27. l'd like to keep my job, thanks 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back offl 4 o thanks, I'm a good person. 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard 5 You need to go to jail, hempo. 30. No tokes for me. I'm cool. 6 My dad told me better, no way. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazerl 7 Grass is crass, also gross! No! 32. No, l'm as clean as a whistle Uhhh no thanks loser 33. That's a death "roach." No g Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer 1 Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretinl i Let me think... No way, never. 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds! 1 No. You are trash if you toke. 37. Nope. THC is not for me i Back off, bucko. You're bad. 38. Step out of my zone, now would rather not, okay? 39. Get off my case, weed stoner 15. injecting weed is for dummies 40. Nuh uh, respect the police. 41. Lay off, I listen to the law 1 will never do one toke. 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men 18. Get a grip you sativa snorterl 43. l'd rather not die. Tokes kill 19. Bugger off, you bong addict! 44. No, weeds are for whacking 20. I will use my taser on you. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok? 21.What do l look like? A failure? 46. Are you serious? Get a life 47. You're dumb if you do "dank 22. Nah, bongs are wrong. 23. No wayl Hemp is horrible! 48. toners are loners. I'm good 24. I'd rather not be a cannibal. 49. Nope Spliffs are for wimps! Don't give in to peer pressure. (@drgrayfang) (This is Sarcasm for those of you who don't understand sarcasm)
Bad, Blunts, and Dad: WAYS TO SAY NG TO WEED
 i. Are you kidding me? Grow up 26.
 was raised right, l won't light
 2. anja is for goons, no thanks
 27. l'd like to keep my job, thanks
 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid.
 28. You wish, pot junker! Back offl
 4 o thanks, I'm a good person. 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard
 5 You need to go to jail, hempo.
 30. No tokes for me. I'm cool.
 6 My dad told me better, no way. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazerl
 7 Grass is crass, also gross! No! 32. No, l'm as clean as a whistle
 Uhhh
 no thanks loser
 33. That's a death "roach." No
 g Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer
 1 Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretinl
 i Let me think... No way, never. 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds!
 1 No. You are trash if you toke. 37. Nope. THC is not for me
 i Back off, bucko. You're bad. 38. Step out of my zone, now
 would rather not, okay?
 39. Get off my case, weed stoner
 15. injecting weed is for dummies
 40. Nuh uh, respect the police.
 41. Lay off, I listen to the law
 1 will never do one toke.
 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men
 18. Get a grip you sativa snorterl 43. l'd rather not die. Tokes kill
 19. Bugger off, you bong addict! 44. No, weeds are for whacking
 20. I will use my taser on you.
 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok?
 21.What do l look like? A failure? 46. Are you serious? Get a life
 47. You're dumb if you do "dank
 22. Nah, bongs are wrong.
 23. No wayl Hemp is horrible!
 48. toners are loners. I'm good
 24. I'd rather not be a cannibal. 49. Nope Spliffs are for wimps!
Don't give in to peer pressure. (@drgrayfang) (This is Sarcasm for those of you who don't understand sarcasm)

Don't give in to peer pressure. (@drgrayfang) (This is Sarcasm for those of you who don't understand sarcasm)

Lay's, Memes, and Sex: Some souls just understand each other upon meeting. n. r. hart It's quite strange that I am made to feel weird for speaking about my life. I should be able to speak about any aspect of it, without being made to feel ashamed. Is nothing sacred? Yes it is so celebrate it. Slowly my fingers down your spine, you lie on your front yearning to be touched, I take my time. If we are to go to the spiritual realm together it cannot be quick, we must prepare body, soul & mind. So I kiss her neck, she thinks of sex, it is coming, but not yet. We dance the horizontal dance of those premeditating a crescendo of love, a human version of time travel. We play, without time on our minds, waiting for the game of spirits to unravel. She decides it's time to pause time, so we begin, she wants me deep within, we welcome each other to share everything. We are going to be here forever, this moment so significant that we will carry it from this life to the next, as we lead each other from this room in a house on what we call earth, we venture out of this place, to a spiritual experience you can only travel with another. She is clever, she knows if she whispers directions in my ear, I will take her there before me, she wants to arrive & make sure I know where I am going. Hand in hand we are inseparable, becoming one with the universe once more, she closes her eyes, I close mine & just feel. Building pace, her songs are those that all wish to sing but some never hear. Building power, as this power now shared... is doubled & we both lay in blissful pleasure leaving these bodies of flesh. Building unity, we aren't trying to create life, but regenerate each other. She pulls me closer as she starts speaking goddess languages that I have never heard yet always feel. She lets go, she tells me to come with her, I follow purposefully, as my soul leaves my body. We aren't imprisoned in human vessels for that moment of eternal reciprocity, we are somewhere else, where nothing matters, that beautiful moment of everything & nothing. Leave us there until we wake... chakabars
Lay's, Memes, and Sex: Some souls
 just
 understand
 each other
 upon meeting.
 n. r. hart
It's quite strange that I am made to feel weird for speaking about my life. I should be able to speak about any aspect of it, without being made to feel ashamed. Is nothing sacred? Yes it is so celebrate it. Slowly my fingers down your spine, you lie on your front yearning to be touched, I take my time. If we are to go to the spiritual realm together it cannot be quick, we must prepare body, soul & mind. So I kiss her neck, she thinks of sex, it is coming, but not yet. We dance the horizontal dance of those premeditating a crescendo of love, a human version of time travel. We play, without time on our minds, waiting for the game of spirits to unravel. She decides it's time to pause time, so we begin, she wants me deep within, we welcome each other to share everything. We are going to be here forever, this moment so significant that we will carry it from this life to the next, as we lead each other from this room in a house on what we call earth, we venture out of this place, to a spiritual experience you can only travel with another. She is clever, she knows if she whispers directions in my ear, I will take her there before me, she wants to arrive & make sure I know where I am going. Hand in hand we are inseparable, becoming one with the universe once more, she closes her eyes, I close mine & just feel. Building pace, her songs are those that all wish to sing but some never hear. Building power, as this power now shared... is doubled & we both lay in blissful pleasure leaving these bodies of flesh. Building unity, we aren't trying to create life, but regenerate each other. She pulls me closer as she starts speaking goddess languages that I have never heard yet always feel. She lets go, she tells me to come with her, I follow purposefully, as my soul leaves my body. We aren't imprisoned in human vessels for that moment of eternal reciprocity, we are somewhere else, where nothing matters, that beautiful moment of everything & nothing. Leave us there until we wake... chakabars

It's quite strange that I am made to feel weird for speaking about my life. I should be able to speak about any aspect of it, without being ...