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![Lay's: chwistopher
@Loudwindow
30
If you're out at sea and your compass is
acting strange, you're close to mermaids.
Fish have a semblance of magnetism
that lets them navigate the ocean. Due
to being much larger than fish (and
having the potential to grow larger than
whales), mermaids are giant magnets.
Chwistopher
@Loudwindow
Aside from using their magnetism like
fish to navigate the ocean, mermaids
also use their magnetism to locate
impure silver/gold, jewelry, and other
metals -- explaining the age old tale of
mermaids having hoards of treasure.
o Chwistopher
@Loudwindow
Due to their magnetism, mermaids were
able to easily detect ships, as their metal
anchors hitting the ocean floor was
basically screaming "TM HERE" to
mermaids.
theblackqueen-ofmyheart:
otherwindow:
Mermaid, sensing a pirate ship 5km away: don’tPirates: [lays anchor]Mermaid, with a magnetic migraine:
This explains why the Bermuda Triangle’s magnetic field fucks with ships and planes and everything. There’s either a huge ass mermaid in there or there’s a huge ass mermaid colony](https://pics.onsizzle.com/chwistopher-loudwindow-30-if-youre-out-at-sea-and-your-56063705.png)
![Lay's: When the waiter lays down a plate and
says, "it's hot, don't touch."
[welcome to Temptadion Island ]
The premiere of @USA_Network ’s new show @temptationtv was so intense! It airs catch episode 2 on Jan 22nd at 10-9c TemptationIsland AD](https://pics.onsizzle.com/when-the-waiter-lays-down-a-plate-and-says-its-40340044.png)
