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Leadership Meeting: First 2020 leadership meeting discussing upcoming food menu.
Leadership Meeting: First 2020 leadership meeting discussing upcoming food menu.

First 2020 leadership meeting discussing upcoming food menu.

Leadership Meeting: File: 1394635459916.ipg-(1.72 MB, 2100x1500, 1394400938845.jpg) SaigaMarine !lgynf0y12Rqr 03/12/14(Wed)09:44 UTC-5 No.20367891 Replies: 203679022036790S 20367967 »2036799620368228»2036835220368384 > 20368391 /k/ Has aquired a Nitmitz Class Carrier what do we fill it with and what do we do with it? >daily gun drills on the deck Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)09:46 UTC-5 No.20367902 Replies: 203679202036793620367976 >20367891 (P) Well we better pray that at least a handful of /k/ommandos have learned to operate and service a nuclear reactor while watching uppote in their moms basement Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)10:41 UTC-5 No.20368263 Replies: 2036827520368314 20368327 The /k/arrier 1 part Snow Crash raft 1 part Fuck yeah Sealand 3 parts lets shoot some pirates 1 part who put this kiddie pool on the flight deck 2 parts why are the walls of the officer's mess covered in spraypaint and semen' 3 parts why didn't anyone bring qt3.14 waifu-worthy GF's & girls /k/aptains log, The /k/arrier, day 71 the /k/rew are restless. It has been three days since we last sank a somali pirate floatilla and we've been banned from making port-of-call in Madagascar, India, and the Seychelles Islands after our recent debaucherous visits there that left walls full of ND'd bullet holes and every prostitute within 20 miles of port seeking deportation or retirement. >As the /k/aptain, I'm also concerned because our XO has recently fabricated a /k/ilt out of loaded Nugget food stripper clips and wears nothing else. The XO has also taken to defecating on the flight deck and smearing his feces into pictures of boobs, penises, or firearms. The /k/rew are equally disturbed, I have taken reports from section chiefs that some of the enlisted sailors have begun wearing nothing but war paint, and entertain themselves by attaching unused machinery to the steam catapult just to launch it off of the flight deck Are we fighting the pirates, or have we become the pirates? Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:45 UTC-5 No.20368806 Replies: 2036884020368844 >>20368669 >>20368674 Excellent points, both /k/aptains log, the /k/arrier, day 185 >Our unruly /k/rew is beginning to work as a team. Aside from a few accidental deaths from misuse of the steam catapult, and falling off the flight deck while drunk, operations are relatively safe and becoming more cohesive and effective Earlier this week, in the interest of acquiring more full-retard AK's to enjoy, we hosted his eminent excellence Kim-Jong-ll on the /k/arrier. His entourage included many military and science officers that were interested in /k/arrier operations, and wanted a full spec sheet & the opportunity for further study, in the hopes of reverse-engineering our beloved ship. >On day two, after a private meeting with our stil /k/ilt wearing XO, three MI-12's full of best Korean qt3.14's were greeted on the flight deck. The entire /k/rew aside from a skeleton element required for continung ops were treated to a very nice, impressively choreographed qt3.14 drill & ceremony performance. Unfortunately, while we secured 6 full armed Hind-D's and 5500 Kalashnikovs and 500,000 rounds of ammunition, keeping the qt3.14's would have required hosting Kim-Jong Il permanently to get him away from his fat prick with missiles' son, Kim Jong Un. He intends to fake his death, apparently. Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:50 UTC- 5 No.20368853 Replies: >>2036891220368913 20368806 >/k/aptains log, the /k/arrier, day 262 >Operation /k/rusade is in full swing. With the air support spearheaded by the Hind-D gunships & other improvised 'air technical Helicopters (which includes somehow found a way to safely mount a short-barreled 105mm howitzer, with twin MK19's on either side as 'door guns'. This shithook, unsurprisingly, has the callsign 'da/kk/a) we have enjoyed considerable success establishing a beachhead and maintaining air superiority over the various skinnies, bhats, and whatever else continue to harass & pirate in the region. Recovering any trophies or artifa/k/ts from the Black Hawk Down' incident is also of considerable interest and our second-line ground teams have weaponeer detachments to recover & salvage any technicals and support arms we can find. Shithook, in which our weapons officer Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:57 UTC-5 No.20368912 >>20368853 >/k/aptains log, the /k/arrier, day 265 >Operation /k/rusade has been a resounding success. All operational pirate skiffs & ships have either been captured or scuttled, and the military infrastructure and warlord elements in the port coast of Somalia have been decimated. we've established a landside base with a /k/ontingent to maintain port security & act as a new base of operations. Within a couple weeks, I hope to gradually increase the /k/ontingent on land, but that will depend on their ability to stop taking pictures and making a meme competition for jungle tits and 'national geographic titties' that apparently abound absolutely unrestrained in the region. I've placed our senior Russian ex-pat, Major lvan Chesnekov, in /k/ommand of the /k/ontingent as his seaside manner has deteriorated greatly, and his typically-coherent rantings against the desecration of Russian & warsaw-pact firearms frequently turn into Russian-accented incoherent screaming in high seas, or whenever his shipboard Vodka still malfunctions or produces a questionable batch of hooch. I've ordered the still moved landside as a result. Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)12:07 UTC-5 No.20369012 20368912 /k/aptains log, the /k/arrier, day 289 Following the repeated AAR's on Operation /k/rusade, our higher leadership meeting, at the drunken insistence of our XO, expanded to include outlining a plan for, as the XO inimitably put it, a "PHASE MOTHERFUCKING DEUCE" to Operation /k/rusade >Several potential targets & AO's were discussed, but leading our prospects of both the opportunity for unmitigated violence and visiting said violence upon the most deserving examples of humanity, Iran prevailed as the leading choice over Los Angeles in a heated debate. We sail for the Persian Gulf after Vodka supplies are replenished onboard, and we get our newly acquired Typhoon-class Submarine /k/ristened and fully operational to serve as a forward observer for the main invasion fleet The /k/rew's moral could not be higher, as following the successful Operation /k/rusade, a nightly /k/araoke competition in the main mess hall has gained a great deal of popularity, though the fleet- wide broadcast of the /k/araoke contest resulted in numerous, and suspiciously deliberate faults found in shipboard PA's after a South /k/orean gunner's mate performed a rendition of Mariah /k/arey's Touch My Nugget. Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)12:18 UTC-5 No.20369097 >>20369012 /k/aptains log, the /k/arrier, day 291 Morals to day 289's entry: I suspiciously used the word 'moral accidentally instead of 'morale. Not sure if spellcheck accident, and not sure if my PC's becoming ironically self-aware as an overall concept, are quite nebulousS wi r deven onboard the /k/arriar the applied wth um kind) when debating and the ve traps among oned it and loudly proclaimed THERE ARE NO GIRLS IN THE FLOATIL A Linded him of our enduring to blo in the within the fleet and kind, not the /k/rew are the tfrom secton ciles ers of the /k/rew S the inel g urxx- lays chromos SThat round to fie searc ore authentic g/rinkov right there action, his Chesnekov-vodka fueled retort was a rapidly delivered and very angry-sounding rant about ponies, glitter, and fucking oneself >In other neu No, sardines, a the floatila priority for our acquisitions officer Lreminded il for the al f ul saje m enviceable in t Tabasco flavored Slim i and women's ingerie. ddozens of conexes To celebrate it's /k/ommissioning into the fleet. a /k/rossdressing /k/ommando lingerie sh s, home port of Singapore, and it joined the fleet after abs/k/onding with its entire payload, which, Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed) 12:25 UTC-5 No.20369163 >20369097 /k/aptains log, the /k/arrier, day 315 Operation "PHASE MOTHERFUCKING DEUCE" /k/rusade has been a resounding success. By skirting the various no-fly zones, we've successfully mobilized forward infantry elements with our fleet of Hind-D's and shithooks without a single operational loss in deployment. A close call was had by the support shithook gunship da/kk/a when the 105mm was fired at too low an altitude, and almost caused it to crash. When asked about the target engaged, the weapon's officer, CW2 /k/rabs, insisted the 105mm be used against the BMP's and other lightly mechanized Iranian Kebab Infantry resistance because Fuck those guys'. Following the removal of much kebab, all personnel and assets were successfully extra/k/ted before Iranian F14's and other aircraft could be scrambled to intercept, and all safely arrived inside the safety zone of the /k/arriers CWIS systems. Tragically, despite all attempts to the contrary, we could not /k/apture an Iranian F14 for our resident Top Gun. /k/apturing an Iranian F14 remains a primary objective of Operation "PHASE MOTHERFUCKING DEUCE" of the /k/rusade. Ry day 320, we hope to be re-mobilizing to travel through the Suez canal and commence removal of Albanian and Serbian /k/ebab in Phase Ill da Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)10:49 UTC-5 No.20368327 Replies: 20368436 »20368442 >>20368263 >/k/aptians log, The /k/arrier, day 346 >After nearly a full year at sea, the crew have finally become a cohesive, efficient machine. >With the XO's new leadership, we now collect all of the ship's human waste in boardings without wasting ammunition. >The lead weapons officer has also developed a rotary point defense weapon from eight nugget barrels that is fed nugget food via PKM belts that became plentiful after the hugely successful landside assault on some random somali warlord's beachside port. The constant influx of volunteer /k/rew have permitted me to become rather selective of who we take on board. To my absolute surprise, there's actually at least one non-trans female on /k/ that requested duty here as a radar officer. Every other female onboard is either trans or a trap. I am not sure the crew has even noticed. tank that can feed any of four specifically adapted water cannons on the sides of the vessel to repel attempted Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)12:33 UTC-5 No.20369246 >>20369163 >/k/aptains log, the /k/arrier, day 377 >The XO and Major Chesnekov have hatched the most daring, and most meaningful operation ever proposed to the /k/ommando floatilla; the /k/apture and subsequent on-board relocation of the glorious murder/k/ube. >Sympathetic assets in the area of the /k/ube have been contacted, as this raid will require plainclothes civilian assistance for a total distraction if it has any chance to succeed. >The crux of the plan relies on stealth and avoidance of contact and weapons usage. As ironic as that seems, it is critical if we are to successfully abs/k/ond with the /k/ube without attracting attention to our fleet, the fleet's new proximity to the US & Canada's eastern seaboard, and of course, prevent any attempts to reclaim the /k/ube from us. >two shithooks will be modified to transport the /k/ube, to provide a primary and alternate helo for main extraction. the shithook gunship, da/kk/a, will support. A large rainstorm is approaching the location of the /k/ube and we'll fly through the rainstorm to mask the sound of the shithooks as best as possible, and we'll extract the /k/ube with carefully placed demoliton charges on the ceiling of its prison. >I pray to the /k/ube's glory for the success of this mission. Alex Nex Alea Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)12:45 UTC-5 No.20369363 >20369246 /k/aptains log, the /k/arrier, day 383 >lt e greatest regret and deepest sadness that I report the passing of one of our premier officers, Majo art of the raid, the breaching charges to be used on the roof of the murder/k/ube's r Ivan Chesnekov nd at the e der/k/hube Mainr Chesnekov led the raid himself >During the daring raid to failure. Maior Chesnekov with complete disrenard for his ounaf rom the safety of his helicopter down to the roof by throwing his AK's sling around the steel prison expe that were to he used to pull the niece of roof off th f uilding by shithook 1Jmphis AK & slin lolsting ca t his actions would kill him, he manually placed detcord a zip-line. k ad using ng as off the detc hand t to full auto from his AKMSU held in his oth epeatedly swing the buttstock of his AKS-74 down on end of it to initiate the blast, all while Singing the Soviet March and ach breachingage mptying a Nothing remained of Major Chesnekov after the blast except for his AKMSU, and his AKS-74, both of which function perfectly and only needed to be dusted off & reloaded. >Major Chesnekov's actions alone ensured the successful recovery of the /k/ube and for his gallant sacrifice of his own life for the sake of the /k/ube, we hereby posthumously present Major Chesnekov with our highest honor, the Order of the /k/ube. >A public memorial service will be held on the aft flight deck at 1600 ship's time. Duty weapons & Vodka for mass 21-gun salute required, blanks not required but somewhat encouraged. Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:03 UTC-5 No.20368442 Replies:2036847020368544 20368327 /k/aptains log, the /k/arrier, day 485 >The /k/arrier is now the proud flagship of an entire floatilla of /k/rew that include several previously-decommissioned soviet nuclear submarines, to include much of their former russian-speaking crew We have two actual bilingual translation chiefs to ensure actual communication with the /k/aptains of those vessels, but communication amongst the enslited is largely done by exchanging memes and pornography l was recently made aware of the fact that the Typhoon class sub recently /k/ristened the /k/ommunist has onboard an entire compliment of soviet nuclear sub-surface launchable ICBMS with warheads. For inexplicable reasons, the targeting computer is missing. I will work with our chief weapons officer to patch up a suitable substitute with smartphones or a garmin. >The /k/rew and and vessels in our floatilla have been universally banned from making port-of-call anywhere in the western world, so we largely dock & resupply from various ports in the south Atlantic or southern Indian ocean. >The trans/trap/female contingent of the /k/rew have all been reassigned to our ex-soviet missile cruiser, the /k/laptrap, and the /k/aptain of that vessel is having a freddie mercury lookalike contest to celebrate having painted every missile on board to mimic various ethnicities of penises. >Piracy around Somalia has completely disappeared. The /k/rew are hungry for action, so we're headed to the black sea via the Mediterranean, and hopefully will encounter an Iranian flotilla on the way. The /k/aptain of the /k/laptrap has bid for and claimed the right of first engagement of any hostile hadji vessels. Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:15 UTC-5 No.20368544 Replies: >20368577 >203686442036866920368674 >>20368442 >/k/aptains log. the /k/arrier, day 512 >The UN and tion of of the developed wor expressed conce our recent re-a global nuclear capability between Typhoon class submarine, /k/ommunis and the nuclear-tipped Tomahawks recently found in a Cuban port-raid that were in crates labeled 'dragon dildoes' in kakatana. >At their behest, we sent an emissary to represent us to the UN and have set up a /k/onsulate in an old south brooklyn hamburger shop previously owned by illegal bangladeshi immigrants. They tried, but could not teach any of our /k/ontingent there how to successfully cook a hamburger without using a flamethrower or molotov cocktails. For the moment, Ive ordered our emissary to simply occupy that building and serve only fountain drinks and bottled liquor. Thanks to diplomatic immunity, the emissary and his /k/ontingent proudly carried a full armament of jenkem-worthy full-retard AK's, bubba'd nuggets, and tacticooled AR's. negotiations are underway to disarm, but are not expected to succeed. Still, being recognized as a nuclear power and accorded full honors despite being a flotilla of overweight unwashed & sexually deprived neckbeards, fishnet wearing traps, and alcoholic eastern european/former warsaw pact ex-pats that blather on drunkenly in their native languages when not actively shooting at something. k/ gets an aircraft carrier
Leadership Meeting: File: 1394635459916.ipg-(1.72 MB, 2100x1500, 1394400938845.jpg)
 SaigaMarine !lgynf0y12Rqr 03/12/14(Wed)09:44 UTC-5 No.20367891 Replies: 203679022036790S 20367967 »2036799620368228»2036835220368384
 > 20368391
 /k/ Has aquired a Nitmitz Class Carrier
 what do we fill it with and what do we do with it?
 >daily gun drills on the deck
 Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)09:46 UTC-5 No.20367902 Replies: 203679202036793620367976
 >20367891 (P)
 Well we better pray that at least a handful of /k/ommandos have learned to operate and service a nuclear reactor while watching uppote in their moms
 basement
 Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)10:41 UTC-5 No.20368263 Replies: 2036827520368314 20368327
 The /k/arrier
 1 part Snow Crash raft
 1 part Fuck yeah Sealand
 3 parts lets shoot some pirates
 1 part who put this kiddie pool on the flight deck
 2 parts why are the walls of the officer's mess covered in spraypaint and semen'
 3 parts why didn't anyone bring qt3.14 waifu-worthy GF's & girls
 /k/aptains log, The /k/arrier, day 71
 the /k/rew are restless. It has been three days since we last sank a somali pirate floatilla and we've been banned from making port-of-call in Madagascar, India, and the Seychelles Islands after our
 recent debaucherous visits there that left walls full of ND'd bullet holes and every prostitute within 20 miles of port seeking deportation or retirement.
 >As the /k/aptain, I'm also concerned because our XO has recently fabricated a /k/ilt out of loaded Nugget food stripper clips and wears nothing else. The XO has also taken to defecating on the flight
 deck and smearing his feces into pictures of boobs, penises, or firearms.
 The /k/rew are equally disturbed, I have taken reports from section chiefs that some of the enlisted sailors have begun wearing nothing but war paint, and entertain themselves by attaching unused
 machinery to the steam catapult just to launch it off of the flight deck
 Are we fighting the pirates, or have we become the pirates?
 Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:45 UTC-5 No.20368806 Replies: 2036884020368844
 >>20368669
 >>20368674
 Excellent points, both
 /k/aptains log, the /k/arrier, day 185
 >Our unruly /k/rew is beginning to work as a team. Aside from a few accidental deaths from misuse of the steam catapult, and falling off the flight deck while drunk, operations are relatively safe and
 becoming more cohesive and effective
 Earlier this week, in the interest of acquiring more full-retard AK's to enjoy, we hosted his eminent excellence Kim-Jong-ll on the /k/arrier. His entourage included many military and science officers
 that were interested in /k/arrier operations, and wanted a full spec sheet & the opportunity for further study, in the hopes of reverse-engineering our beloved ship.
 >On day two, after a private meeting with our stil /k/ilt wearing XO, three MI-12's full of best Korean qt3.14's were greeted on the flight deck. The entire /k/rew aside from a skeleton element required for
 continung ops were treated to a very nice, impressively choreographed qt3.14 drill & ceremony performance.
 Unfortunately, while we secured 6 full armed Hind-D's and 5500 Kalashnikovs and 500,000 rounds of ammunition, keeping the qt3.14's would have required hosting Kim-Jong Il permanently to get him
 away from his fat prick with missiles' son, Kim Jong Un. He intends to fake his death, apparently.
 Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:50 UTC- 5 No.20368853 Replies: >>2036891220368913
 20368806
 >/k/aptains log, the /k/arrier, day 262
 >Operation /k/rusade is in full swing. With the air support spearheaded by the Hind-D gunships & other improvised 'air technical Helicopters (which includes
 somehow found a way to safely mount a short-barreled 105mm howitzer, with twin MK19's on either side as 'door guns'. This shithook, unsurprisingly, has the callsign 'da/kk/a) we have enjoyed
 considerable success establishing a beachhead and maintaining air superiority over the various skinnies, bhats, and whatever else continue to harass & pirate in the region. Recovering any trophies or
 artifa/k/ts from the Black Hawk Down' incident is also of considerable interest and our second-line ground teams have weaponeer detachments to recover & salvage any technicals and support arms
 we can find.
 Shithook, in which our weapons officer
 Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:57 UTC-5 No.20368912
 >>20368853
 >/k/aptains log, the /k/arrier, day 265
 >Operation /k/rusade has been a resounding success. All operational pirate skiffs & ships have either been captured or scuttled, and the military infrastructure and warlord elements in the port coast of
 Somalia have been decimated. we've established a landside base with a /k/ontingent to maintain port security & act as a new base of operations. Within a couple weeks, I hope to gradually increase
 the /k/ontingent on land, but that will depend on their ability to stop taking pictures and making a meme competition for jungle tits and 'national geographic titties' that apparently abound absolutely
 unrestrained in the region. I've placed our senior Russian ex-pat, Major lvan Chesnekov, in /k/ommand of the /k/ontingent as his seaside manner has deteriorated greatly, and his typically-coherent
 rantings against the desecration of Russian & warsaw-pact firearms frequently turn into Russian-accented incoherent screaming in high seas, or whenever his shipboard Vodka still malfunctions or
 produces a questionable batch of hooch. I've ordered the still moved landside as a result.
 Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)12:07 UTC-5 No.20369012
 20368912
 /k/aptains log, the /k/arrier, day 289
 Following the repeated AAR's on Operation /k/rusade, our higher leadership meeting, at the drunken insistence of our XO, expanded to include outlining a plan for, as the XO inimitably put it, a
 "PHASE MOTHERFUCKING DEUCE" to Operation /k/rusade
 >Several potential targets & AO's were discussed, but leading our prospects of both the opportunity for unmitigated violence and visiting said violence upon the most deserving examples of humanity,
 Iran prevailed as the leading choice over Los Angeles in a heated debate.
 We sail for the Persian Gulf after Vodka supplies are replenished onboard, and we get our newly acquired Typhoon-class Submarine /k/ristened and fully operational to serve as a forward observer for
 the main invasion fleet
 The /k/rew's moral could not be higher, as following the successful Operation /k/rusade, a nightly /k/araoke competition in the main mess hall has gained a great deal of popularity, though the fleet-
 wide broadcast of the /k/araoke contest resulted in numerous, and suspiciously deliberate faults found in shipboard PA's after a South /k/orean gunner's mate performed a rendition of Mariah /k/arey's
 Touch My Nugget.
 Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)12:18 UTC-5 No.20369097
 >>20369012
 /k/aptains log, the /k/arrier, day 291
 Morals to day 289's entry: I suspiciously used the word 'moral accidentally instead of 'morale. Not sure if spellcheck accident, and not sure if my PC's becoming ironically self-aware
 as an overall concept, are quite nebulousS wi r deven onboard the /k/arriar
 the applied wth um kind) when debating and the ve traps among oned it and loudly proclaimed THERE ARE NO GIRLS IN THE FLOATIL A Linded him of our enduring
 to blo
 in the
 within the fleet and
 kind, not
 the /k/rew are the tfrom secton ciles ers of the /k/rew S the inel g urxx-
 lays
 chromos
 SThat round to fie
 searc ore authentic g/rinkov right there action, his Chesnekov-vodka fueled retort was a rapidly delivered and very angry-sounding rant about ponies, glitter, and fucking oneself
 >In other neu No, sardines, a the floatila priority for our acquisitions officer
 Lreminded
 il for the al f
 ul saje
 m
 enviceable in t
 Tabasco flavored Slim i
 and women's ingerie.
 ddozens of conexes
 To celebrate it's /k/ommissioning into the fleet. a /k/rossdressing /k/ommando lingerie sh s, home port of Singapore, and it joined the fleet after abs/k/onding with its entire payload, which,
 Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed) 12:25 UTC-5 No.20369163
 >20369097
 /k/aptains log, the /k/arrier, day 315
 Operation "PHASE MOTHERFUCKING DEUCE" /k/rusade has been a resounding success. By skirting the various no-fly zones, we've successfully mobilized forward infantry elements with our fleet
 of Hind-D's and shithooks without a single operational loss in deployment. A close call was had by the support shithook gunship da/kk/a when the 105mm was fired at too low an altitude, and almost
 caused it to crash. When asked about the target engaged, the weapon's officer, CW2 /k/rabs, insisted the 105mm be used against the BMP's and other lightly mechanized Iranian Kebab Infantry
 resistance because Fuck those guys'.
 Following the removal of much kebab, all personnel and assets were successfully extra/k/ted before Iranian F14's and other aircraft could be scrambled to intercept, and all safely arrived inside the
 safety zone of the /k/arriers CWIS systems. Tragically, despite all attempts to the contrary, we could not /k/apture an Iranian F14 for our resident Top Gun. /k/apturing an Iranian F14 remains a
 primary objective of Operation "PHASE MOTHERFUCKING DEUCE" of the /k/rusade.
 Ry day 320, we hope to be re-mobilizing to travel through the Suez canal and commence removal of Albanian and Serbian /k/ebab in Phase Ill
 da
 Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)10:49 UTC-5 No.20368327 Replies: 20368436 »20368442
 >>20368263
 >/k/aptians log, The /k/arrier, day 346
 >After nearly a full year at sea, the crew have finally become a cohesive, efficient machine.
 >With the XO's new leadership, we now collect all of the ship's human waste in
 boardings without wasting ammunition.
 >The lead weapons officer has also developed a rotary point defense weapon from eight nugget barrels that is fed nugget food via PKM belts that became plentiful after the hugely successful landside
 assault on some random somali warlord's beachside port.
 The constant influx of volunteer /k/rew have permitted me to become rather selective of who we take on board. To my absolute surprise, there's actually at least one non-trans female on /k/ that
 requested duty here as a radar officer. Every other female onboard is either trans or a trap. I am not sure the crew has even noticed.
 tank that can feed any of four specifically adapted water cannons on the sides of the vessel to repel attempted
 Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)12:33 UTC-5 No.20369246
 >>20369163
 >/k/aptains log, the /k/arrier, day 377
 >The XO and Major Chesnekov have hatched the most daring, and most meaningful operation ever proposed to the /k/ommando floatilla; the /k/apture and subsequent on-board relocation of the
 glorious murder/k/ube.
 >Sympathetic assets in the area of the /k/ube have been contacted, as this raid will require plainclothes civilian assistance for a total distraction if it has any chance to succeed.
 >The crux of the plan relies on stealth and avoidance of contact and weapons usage. As ironic as that seems, it is critical if we are to successfully abs/k/ond with the /k/ube without attracting
 attention to our fleet, the fleet's new proximity to the US & Canada's eastern seaboard, and of course, prevent any attempts to reclaim the /k/ube from us.
 >two shithooks will be modified to transport the /k/ube, to provide a primary and alternate helo for main extraction. the shithook gunship, da/kk/a, will support. A large rainstorm is approaching the
 location of the /k/ube and we'll fly through the rainstorm to mask the sound of the shithooks as best as possible, and we'll extract the /k/ube with carefully placed demoliton charges on the ceiling of its
 prison.
 >I pray to the /k/ube's glory for the success of this mission. Alex Nex Alea
 Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)12:45 UTC-5 No.20369363
 >20369246
 /k/aptains log, the /k/arrier, day 383
 >lt
 e greatest regret and deepest sadness that I report the passing of one of our premier officers, Majo art of the raid, the breaching charges to be used on the roof of the murder/k/ube's
 r Ivan Chesnekov
 nd at the
 e
 der/k/hube Mainr Chesnekov led the raid himself
 >During the daring raid to failure. Maior Chesnekov with complete disrenard for his ounaf rom the safety of his helicopter down to the roof by throwing his AK's sling around the steel
 prison expe that were to he used to pull the niece of roof off th f uilding by shithook 1Jmphis AK & slin
 lolsting ca t his actions would kill him, he manually placed detcord
 a zip-line.
 k ad using
 ng as
 off the detc
 hand t
 to
 full auto from his AKMSU held in his oth epeatedly swing the buttstock of his AKS-74 down on
 end of it to initiate the blast, all while Singing the Soviet March and ach breachingage
 mptying a
 Nothing remained of Major Chesnekov after the blast except for his AKMSU, and his AKS-74, both of which function perfectly and only needed to be dusted off & reloaded.
 >Major Chesnekov's actions alone ensured the successful recovery of the /k/ube and for his gallant sacrifice of his own life for the sake of the /k/ube, we hereby posthumously present Major
 Chesnekov with our highest honor, the Order of the /k/ube.
 >A public memorial service will be held on the aft flight deck at 1600 ship's time. Duty weapons & Vodka for mass 21-gun salute required, blanks not required but somewhat encouraged.
 Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:03 UTC-5 No.20368442 Replies:2036847020368544
 20368327
 /k/aptains log, the /k/arrier, day 485
 >The /k/arrier is now the proud flagship of an entire floatilla of /k/rew that include several previously-decommissioned soviet nuclear submarines, to include much of their former russian-speaking crew
 We have two actual bilingual translation chiefs to ensure actual communication with the /k/aptains of those vessels, but communication amongst the enslited is largely done by exchanging memes
 and pornography
 l was recently made aware of the fact that the Typhoon class sub recently /k/ristened the /k/ommunist has onboard an entire compliment of soviet nuclear sub-surface launchable ICBMS with
 warheads. For inexplicable reasons, the targeting computer is missing. I will work with our chief weapons officer to patch up a suitable substitute with smartphones or a garmin.
 >The /k/rew and and vessels in our floatilla have been universally banned from making port-of-call anywhere in the western world, so we largely dock & resupply from various ports in the south Atlantic
 or southern Indian ocean.
 >The trans/trap/female contingent of the /k/rew have all been reassigned to our ex-soviet missile cruiser, the /k/laptrap, and the /k/aptain of that vessel is having a freddie mercury lookalike contest to
 celebrate having painted every missile on board to mimic various ethnicities of penises.
 >Piracy around Somalia has completely disappeared. The /k/rew are hungry for action, so we're headed to the black sea via the Mediterranean, and hopefully will encounter an Iranian flotilla on the
 way. The /k/aptain of the /k/laptrap has bid for and claimed the right of first engagement of any hostile hadji vessels.
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 >>20368442
 >/k/aptains log. the /k/arrier, day 512
 >The UN and
 tion of
 of the developed wor
 expressed conce
 our recent re-a
 global nuclear capability between
 Typhoon class submarine,
 /k/ommunis
 and the
 nuclear-tipped Tomahawks recently found in a Cuban port-raid that were in crates labeled 'dragon dildoes' in kakatana.
 >At their behest, we sent an emissary to represent us to the UN and have set up a /k/onsulate in an old south brooklyn hamburger shop previously owned by illegal bangladeshi immigrants. They
 tried, but could not teach any of our /k/ontingent there how to successfully cook a hamburger without using a flamethrower or molotov cocktails. For the moment, Ive ordered our emissary to simply
 occupy that building and serve only fountain drinks and bottled liquor. Thanks to diplomatic immunity, the emissary and his /k/ontingent proudly carried a full armament of jenkem-worthy full-retard
 AK's, bubba'd nuggets, and tacticooled AR's.
 negotiations are underway to disarm, but are not expected to succeed. Still, being recognized as a nuclear power and accorded full honors despite being a flotilla of overweight unwashed & sexually
 deprived neckbeards, fishnet wearing traps, and alcoholic eastern european/former warsaw pact ex-pats that blather on drunkenly in their native languages when not actively shooting at something.
k/ gets an aircraft carrier

k/ gets an aircraft carrier