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Af, Another One, and Ass: Office dog isn't allowed on the couch, so this is her daily act of rebellion So I grabbed coffee with my lil homegirl who I work with and she say she got a southwest companion pass. Litchrally with this shit u fly anywhere and take whoever u want anywhere any time. I'm like "🤔...how. U mainly work for me and I don't fly u around the world like that for u to be racking up miles 😂." Why did she launch into this whole shpiel about how she low key scamming TF out of southwest airline robbing them blind LEGALLY AF 😂. "Well I opened up one southwest credit card and got 60,000 miles. Then I opened up another one with another bank and got 60,000 more. Also I do all my shopping thru the southwest rewards website so even if I buy shoes at Nordstrom I get points." I'm like "wow. For me though southwest been low key getting more expensive though(?)" And she just like "yeah I don't let them drop the price on me. If they do, I switch to the next day flight, then switch back. Like if I book at $400 and it drops to $300, I switch and switch back. Down to $250? Same. Until I'm satisfied I got the best price." DID YALL HEAR THAT SHIT. "UNTIL I'M SATISFIED." She the MF queen bruh, southwest exists to shuttle her pretty ass around. And she gon scam them until their back is broken and they bankrupt and they on the news just like "yeah we were having a nice run but this woman Kate ran us dry." GO THE FUCK HEAD, KATE, U PRETTA-ASS, SCAMMIN-ASS GENIUS 😍. IDK why ladies but if u a scammer, it do something to us. It tingle our nether regions. It make us feel like if the whole world go to shit like walking dead u gon scam our chirren into health and safety. The scamming gene is like Punani fragrance - it make us a lil crazy for u 🤗. To all my scammers out there, y'all the real MVP. Scam me. Rob me. End my life. Just make sure them kids is good and imma be smiling in my grave bless up 😍😂😂😂 (📷: Reddit u-ebbp)
Af, Another One, and Ass: Office dog isn't allowed on the couch,
 so this is her daily act of rebellion
So I grabbed coffee with my lil homegirl who I work with and she say she got a southwest companion pass. Litchrally with this shit u fly anywhere and take whoever u want anywhere any time. I'm like "🤔...how. U mainly work for me and I don't fly u around the world like that for u to be racking up miles 😂." Why did she launch into this whole shpiel about how she low key scamming TF out of southwest airline robbing them blind LEGALLY AF 😂. "Well I opened up one southwest credit card and got 60,000 miles. Then I opened up another one with another bank and got 60,000 more. Also I do all my shopping thru the southwest rewards website so even if I buy shoes at Nordstrom I get points." I'm like "wow. For me though southwest been low key getting more expensive though(?)" And she just like "yeah I don't let them drop the price on me. If they do, I switch to the next day flight, then switch back. Like if I book at $400 and it drops to $300, I switch and switch back. Down to $250? Same. Until I'm satisfied I got the best price." DID YALL HEAR THAT SHIT. "UNTIL I'M SATISFIED." She the MF queen bruh, southwest exists to shuttle her pretty ass around. And she gon scam them until their back is broken and they bankrupt and they on the news just like "yeah we were having a nice run but this woman Kate ran us dry." GO THE FUCK HEAD, KATE, U PRETTA-ASS, SCAMMIN-ASS GENIUS 😍. IDK why ladies but if u a scammer, it do something to us. It tingle our nether regions. It make us feel like if the whole world go to shit like walking dead u gon scam our chirren into health and safety. The scamming gene is like Punani fragrance - it make us a lil crazy for u 🤗. To all my scammers out there, y'all the real MVP. Scam me. Rob me. End my life. Just make sure them kids is good and imma be smiling in my grave bless up 😍😂😂😂 (📷: Reddit u-ebbp)

So I grabbed coffee with my lil homegirl who I work with and she say she got a southwest companion pass. Litchrally with this shit u fly any...

Funny, Google, and Love: Tree That Owns ltself Directions Write a roviow The Tree That Owns Itself is a white oak tree, widely assumed to have legal ownership of itself and of all land within eight feet of its base. Wikipedia Address: South Finley Street, Athens, GA 30605, United States Reviews 4.3 ★★★★大 6 Google reviews giraffepoliceforce vnicent: otteroftheworld: My parents live in this town and the city legally can't tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can't do anything about it. how does, how does this happen, how DID this happen I love this story because this guy in the early 1800's had so many great childhood memories of this tree and wanted to make sure it was protected no matter what. So he deeded the ownership of the tree to itself and everyone just went with it Then in 1942 this intense windstorm came and knocked the tree over. And people were bummed. But someone had saved an acorn from the original tree, so they planted that and now Son of the Tre Owns Itself is over 5o feet tall And since this new tree is technically the offspring of the original tree it's considered to have tegally inherited the plot of land it's inhabiting. Two generations of trees owning land is amazing and if you don't think this is the coolest thing get right out of my face. This tree is a better adult than I am | (Check link in bio!) funnyfriday funnytumblr tumblr funny tumblrtextpost funnytumblrtextpost funny haha humor hilarious
Funny, Google, and Love: Tree That Owns ltself
 Directions
 Write a roviow
 The Tree That Owns Itself is a white oak tree, widely assumed to have
 legal ownership of itself and of all land within eight feet of its base.
 Wikipedia
 Address: South Finley Street, Athens, GA 30605, United States
 Reviews
 4.3 ★★★★大
 6 Google reviews
 giraffepoliceforce
 vnicent:
 otteroftheworld:
 My parents live in this town and the city legally can't tear the tree down to build or
 anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can't do anything about it.
 how does, how does this happen, how DID this happen
 I love this story because this guy in the early 1800's had so many great childhood memories of
 this tree and wanted to make sure it was protected no matter what. So he deeded the
 ownership of the tree to itself and everyone just went with it
 Then in 1942 this intense windstorm came and knocked the tree over. And people were
 bummed. But someone had saved an acorn from the original tree, so they planted that and now
 Son of the Tre Owns Itself is over 5o feet tall
 And since this new tree is technically the offspring of the original tree it's considered to have
 tegally inherited the plot of land it's inhabiting.
 Two generations of trees owning land is amazing and if you don't think this is the coolest thing
 get right out of my face.
This tree is a better adult than I am | (Check link in bio!) funnyfriday funnytumblr tumblr funny tumblrtextpost funnytumblrtextpost funny haha humor hilarious

This tree is a better adult than I am | (Check link in bio!) funnyfriday funnytumblr tumblr funny tumblrtextpost funnytumblrtextpost funny h...

Ass, Bailey Jay, and Bitch: When ur hiding in ur girl's closet to surprise her but she brings home ur bestfriend and you sit there while he eats her ass. One way or another everybody is a hoe. My hoeness comes natural to me like breathing. It's Wrong to suppress your natural feelings. I'm gonna tell you the story of how I died. I'm at this Fourth of July block party. I knew not one soul there. Matter fact I was on the bus and I saw 2 milfs carrying food and balloons. Niggas can't turn down ass and chicken. The block party they went to was popping. I pulled up like "Cousinn" and grabbed me a plate. The girl serving food was dumb cute and my game was on point. She told me she had to go inside for ice and I insisted to help. Were inside her crib when she takes me to her room. We start making out for a bit before someone comes up the stairs. It's her boyfriend. I run to the closet and hide. The block party popping and he probably came in momentary to grab something. The closet got ridges so I'm spectating through the cracks to see the hold up. Homie was catching some soul snatching neck.I'm watching salty as fuck. That should be my balls slap boxing her tonsils. By the looks of it they might end up doing the nasty. I can tell her nigga was a bitch. Homie was eating pussy with his ass in the air. Baby girl dropped a mud pie in his face. Niggas love sundress season till they get hit with mud slap word to Pokémon. Shorty Boyfriend passed out at the end of the bed. He got hit win a mean shit grenade and was unconscious. Whole room smell like a NYC subway. She comes to me like what are we gonna do. We? Is it even legal to take a shit on someone? Nigga woke up and mopped me. I got sauced off the earth like in smash bros and your health over 200. I'm waiting to respaswn. I never finished my chicken. You Can't trust these hoes.
Ass, Bailey Jay, and Bitch: When ur hiding in ur girl's closet to
 surprise her but she brings home ur
 bestfriend and you sit there while he
 eats her ass.
One way or another everybody is a hoe. My hoeness comes natural to me like breathing. It's Wrong to suppress your natural feelings. I'm gonna tell you the story of how I died. I'm at this Fourth of July block party. I knew not one soul there. Matter fact I was on the bus and I saw 2 milfs carrying food and balloons. Niggas can't turn down ass and chicken. The block party they went to was popping. I pulled up like "Cousinn" and grabbed me a plate. The girl serving food was dumb cute and my game was on point. She told me she had to go inside for ice and I insisted to help. Were inside her crib when she takes me to her room. We start making out for a bit before someone comes up the stairs. It's her boyfriend. I run to the closet and hide. The block party popping and he probably came in momentary to grab something. The closet got ridges so I'm spectating through the cracks to see the hold up. Homie was catching some soul snatching neck.I'm watching salty as fuck. That should be my balls slap boxing her tonsils. By the looks of it they might end up doing the nasty. I can tell her nigga was a bitch. Homie was eating pussy with his ass in the air. Baby girl dropped a mud pie in his face. Niggas love sundress season till they get hit with mud slap word to Pokémon. Shorty Boyfriend passed out at the end of the bed. He got hit win a mean shit grenade and was unconscious. Whole room smell like a NYC subway. She comes to me like what are we gonna do. We? Is it even legal to take a shit on someone? Nigga woke up and mopped me. I got sauced off the earth like in smash bros and your health over 200. I'm waiting to respaswn. I never finished my chicken. You Can't trust these hoes.

One way or another everybody is a hoe. My hoeness comes natural to me like breathing. It's Wrong to suppress your natural feelings. I'm gonn...

Memes, Nas, and 🤖: Negue-se a viver tentando agradar aos outros.Tudo que te impede de ser quem você é, que te força a fazer o que não condiz com aquilo que você acredita, não te traz benefício algum. Só te deixa mal. Só te prejudica. aCecilia Sfalsin Uma das coisas mais importantes e precisas na vida de qualquer ser humano para que ele realmente fique bem, é cuidar de si mesmo, é se querer bem independente das circunstâncias, é se merecer por completo mesmo que o universo não esteja a seu favor, me entende? Não estou falando deste mundo aqui fora não, aonde a sociedade impõe regras e as pessoas nos cobram demais e não dão conta da própria vida. Aonde o olhar de muitos esta naquilo que temos, e não naquilo que somos. Aprendi que os nossos passos só ficam ligeiros quando deixamos de nos importar com o passo dos outros, que a nossa grama só fica mais linda e verde quando deixamos de fazer sombra na dos outros, que o nosso dia a dia se torna mais leve quando decidimos rejeitar a maldade dos outros. Falo muito sobre isto porque a maioria de gente que conheço sofre não porque a sua vida esta difícil, mas pelo veneno que há na língua dos outros, e pelo que eles são capazes de fazer para prejudicar quem esta bem. Querer se cuidar e se dar uma oportunidade de viver sem carregar tantos pesos desnecessários não é uma escolha, é uma decisão de vida e precisamos assumir esta responsabilidade com o nosso coração, e pararmos de nos importar com o que vem contra. Ninguém consegue se realizar se ocupando com a amargura alheia, ninguém consegue se doar estando vazio de sentimentos. Ninguém consegue ser nada sem ideias próprias, sonhos, vontades, sem amor pelo que faz e pelo que é. Rejeite o que te aborrece, o que não é legal, o que te consome por dentro. Se afaste de tudo aquilo que não chega para acrescentar, e comece a se conhecer melhor. Se dê uma chance! Assuma um relacionamento sério com você que não lhe custe a sua paz, a sua autoestima, a sua fé e o seu querer vencer sem ter que dar satisfações a quem não sabe nada sobre você, sobre os seus dias, suas lutas, sobre o que você enfrenta para salvar o seu sorriso, para se salvar dos cansaços diários que vez ou outra tentam te desanimar e pra terminar, pare de se sentir a pessoa mais perseguida e invejada deste mundo, e dê um upa nas relações que te favorecem, falo daquelas que vale a pena a presença, o coração e um cafezinho na esquina. Fique bem. Cecilia Sfalsin
Memes, Nas, and 🤖: Negue-se a viver tentando agradar
 aos outros.Tudo que te impede de ser
 quem você é, que te força a fazer o
 que não condiz com aquilo que você
 acredita, não te traz benefício algum.
 Só te deixa mal. Só te prejudica.
 aCecilia Sfalsin
Uma das coisas mais importantes e precisas na vida de qualquer ser humano para que ele realmente fique bem, é cuidar de si mesmo, é se querer bem independente das circunstâncias, é se merecer por completo mesmo que o universo não esteja a seu favor, me entende? Não estou falando deste mundo aqui fora não, aonde a sociedade impõe regras e as pessoas nos cobram demais e não dão conta da própria vida. Aonde o olhar de muitos esta naquilo que temos, e não naquilo que somos. Aprendi que os nossos passos só ficam ligeiros quando deixamos de nos importar com o passo dos outros, que a nossa grama só fica mais linda e verde quando deixamos de fazer sombra na dos outros, que o nosso dia a dia se torna mais leve quando decidimos rejeitar a maldade dos outros. Falo muito sobre isto porque a maioria de gente que conheço sofre não porque a sua vida esta difícil, mas pelo veneno que há na língua dos outros, e pelo que eles são capazes de fazer para prejudicar quem esta bem. Querer se cuidar e se dar uma oportunidade de viver sem carregar tantos pesos desnecessários não é uma escolha, é uma decisão de vida e precisamos assumir esta responsabilidade com o nosso coração, e pararmos de nos importar com o que vem contra. Ninguém consegue se realizar se ocupando com a amargura alheia, ninguém consegue se doar estando vazio de sentimentos. Ninguém consegue ser nada sem ideias próprias, sonhos, vontades, sem amor pelo que faz e pelo que é. Rejeite o que te aborrece, o que não é legal, o que te consome por dentro. Se afaste de tudo aquilo que não chega para acrescentar, e comece a se conhecer melhor. Se dê uma chance! Assuma um relacionamento sério com você que não lhe custe a sua paz, a sua autoestima, a sua fé e o seu querer vencer sem ter que dar satisfações a quem não sabe nada sobre você, sobre os seus dias, suas lutas, sobre o que você enfrenta para salvar o seu sorriso, para se salvar dos cansaços diários que vez ou outra tentam te desanimar e pra terminar, pare de se sentir a pessoa mais perseguida e invejada deste mundo, e dê um upa nas relações que te favorecem, falo daquelas que vale a pena a presença, o coração e um cafezinho na esquina. Fique bem. Cecilia Sfalsin

Uma das coisas mais importantes e precisas na vida de qualquer ser humano para que ele realmente fique bem, é cuidar de si mesmo, é se quere...