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Ass, Bailey Jay, and Bitch: When ur hiding in ur girl's closet to surprise her but she brings home ur bestfriend and you sit there while he eats her ass. One way or another everybody is a hoe. My hoeness comes natural to me like breathing. It's Wrong to suppress your natural feelings. I'm gonna tell you the story of how I died. I'm at this Fourth of July block party. I knew not one soul there. Matter fact I was on the bus and I saw 2 milfs carrying food and balloons. Niggas can't turn down ass and chicken. The block party they went to was popping. I pulled up like "Cousinn" and grabbed me a plate. The girl serving food was dumb cute and my game was on point. She told me she had to go inside for ice and I insisted to help. Were inside her crib when she takes me to her room. We start making out for a bit before someone comes up the stairs. It's her boyfriend. I run to the closet and hide. The block party popping and he probably came in momentary to grab something. The closet got ridges so I'm spectating through the cracks to see the hold up. Homie was catching some soul snatching neck.I'm watching salty as fuck. That should be my balls slap boxing her tonsils. By the looks of it they might end up doing the nasty. I can tell her nigga was a bitch. Homie was eating pussy with his ass in the air. Baby girl dropped a mud pie in his face. Niggas love sundress season till they get hit with mud slap word to Pokémon. Shorty Boyfriend passed out at the end of the bed. He got hit win a mean shit grenade and was unconscious. Whole room smell like a NYC subway. She comes to me like what are we gonna do. We? Is it even legal to take a shit on someone? Nigga woke up and mopped me. I got sauced off the earth like in smash bros and your health over 200. I'm waiting to respaswn. I never finished my chicken. You Can't trust these hoes.
Ass, Bailey Jay, and Bitch: When ur hiding in ur girl's closet to
 surprise her but she brings home ur
 bestfriend and you sit there while he
 eats her ass.
One way or another everybody is a hoe. My hoeness comes natural to me like breathing. It's Wrong to suppress your natural feelings. I'm gonna tell you the story of how I died. I'm at this Fourth of July block party. I knew not one soul there. Matter fact I was on the bus and I saw 2 milfs carrying food and balloons. Niggas can't turn down ass and chicken. The block party they went to was popping. I pulled up like "Cousinn" and grabbed me a plate. The girl serving food was dumb cute and my game was on point. She told me she had to go inside for ice and I insisted to help. Were inside her crib when she takes me to her room. We start making out for a bit before someone comes up the stairs. It's her boyfriend. I run to the closet and hide. The block party popping and he probably came in momentary to grab something. The closet got ridges so I'm spectating through the cracks to see the hold up. Homie was catching some soul snatching neck.I'm watching salty as fuck. That should be my balls slap boxing her tonsils. By the looks of it they might end up doing the nasty. I can tell her nigga was a bitch. Homie was eating pussy with his ass in the air. Baby girl dropped a mud pie in his face. Niggas love sundress season till they get hit with mud slap word to Pokémon. Shorty Boyfriend passed out at the end of the bed. He got hit win a mean shit grenade and was unconscious. Whole room smell like a NYC subway. She comes to me like what are we gonna do. We? Is it even legal to take a shit on someone? Nigga woke up and mopped me. I got sauced off the earth like in smash bros and your health over 200. I'm waiting to respaswn. I never finished my chicken. You Can't trust these hoes.

One way or another everybody is a hoe. My hoeness comes natural to me like breathing. It's Wrong to suppress your natural feelings. I'm gonn...

Memes, Nas, and 🤖: Negue-se a viver tentando agradar aos outros.Tudo que te impede de ser quem você é, que te força a fazer o que não condiz com aquilo que você acredita, não te traz benefício algum. Só te deixa mal. Só te prejudica. aCecilia Sfalsin Uma das coisas mais importantes e precisas na vida de qualquer ser humano para que ele realmente fique bem, é cuidar de si mesmo, é se querer bem independente das circunstâncias, é se merecer por completo mesmo que o universo não esteja a seu favor, me entende? Não estou falando deste mundo aqui fora não, aonde a sociedade impõe regras e as pessoas nos cobram demais e não dão conta da própria vida. Aonde o olhar de muitos esta naquilo que temos, e não naquilo que somos. Aprendi que os nossos passos só ficam ligeiros quando deixamos de nos importar com o passo dos outros, que a nossa grama só fica mais linda e verde quando deixamos de fazer sombra na dos outros, que o nosso dia a dia se torna mais leve quando decidimos rejeitar a maldade dos outros. Falo muito sobre isto porque a maioria de gente que conheço sofre não porque a sua vida esta difícil, mas pelo veneno que há na língua dos outros, e pelo que eles são capazes de fazer para prejudicar quem esta bem. Querer se cuidar e se dar uma oportunidade de viver sem carregar tantos pesos desnecessários não é uma escolha, é uma decisão de vida e precisamos assumir esta responsabilidade com o nosso coração, e pararmos de nos importar com o que vem contra. Ninguém consegue se realizar se ocupando com a amargura alheia, ninguém consegue se doar estando vazio de sentimentos. Ninguém consegue ser nada sem ideias próprias, sonhos, vontades, sem amor pelo que faz e pelo que é. Rejeite o que te aborrece, o que não é legal, o que te consome por dentro. Se afaste de tudo aquilo que não chega para acrescentar, e comece a se conhecer melhor. Se dê uma chance! Assuma um relacionamento sério com você que não lhe custe a sua paz, a sua autoestima, a sua fé e o seu querer vencer sem ter que dar satisfações a quem não sabe nada sobre você, sobre os seus dias, suas lutas, sobre o que você enfrenta para salvar o seu sorriso, para se salvar dos cansaços diários que vez ou outra tentam te desanimar e pra terminar, pare de se sentir a pessoa mais perseguida e invejada deste mundo, e dê um upa nas relações que te favorecem, falo daquelas que vale a pena a presença, o coração e um cafezinho na esquina. Fique bem. Cecilia Sfalsin
Memes, Nas, and 🤖: Negue-se a viver tentando agradar
 aos outros.Tudo que te impede de ser
 quem você é, que te força a fazer o
 que não condiz com aquilo que você
 acredita, não te traz benefício algum.
 Só te deixa mal. Só te prejudica.
 aCecilia Sfalsin
Uma das coisas mais importantes e precisas na vida de qualquer ser humano para que ele realmente fique bem, é cuidar de si mesmo, é se querer bem independente das circunstâncias, é se merecer por completo mesmo que o universo não esteja a seu favor, me entende? Não estou falando deste mundo aqui fora não, aonde a sociedade impõe regras e as pessoas nos cobram demais e não dão conta da própria vida. Aonde o olhar de muitos esta naquilo que temos, e não naquilo que somos. Aprendi que os nossos passos só ficam ligeiros quando deixamos de nos importar com o passo dos outros, que a nossa grama só fica mais linda e verde quando deixamos de fazer sombra na dos outros, que o nosso dia a dia se torna mais leve quando decidimos rejeitar a maldade dos outros. Falo muito sobre isto porque a maioria de gente que conheço sofre não porque a sua vida esta difícil, mas pelo veneno que há na língua dos outros, e pelo que eles são capazes de fazer para prejudicar quem esta bem. Querer se cuidar e se dar uma oportunidade de viver sem carregar tantos pesos desnecessários não é uma escolha, é uma decisão de vida e precisamos assumir esta responsabilidade com o nosso coração, e pararmos de nos importar com o que vem contra. Ninguém consegue se realizar se ocupando com a amargura alheia, ninguém consegue se doar estando vazio de sentimentos. Ninguém consegue ser nada sem ideias próprias, sonhos, vontades, sem amor pelo que faz e pelo que é. Rejeite o que te aborrece, o que não é legal, o que te consome por dentro. Se afaste de tudo aquilo que não chega para acrescentar, e comece a se conhecer melhor. Se dê uma chance! Assuma um relacionamento sério com você que não lhe custe a sua paz, a sua autoestima, a sua fé e o seu querer vencer sem ter que dar satisfações a quem não sabe nada sobre você, sobre os seus dias, suas lutas, sobre o que você enfrenta para salvar o seu sorriso, para se salvar dos cansaços diários que vez ou outra tentam te desanimar e pra terminar, pare de se sentir a pessoa mais perseguida e invejada deste mundo, e dê um upa nas relações que te favorecem, falo daquelas que vale a pena a presença, o coração e um cafezinho na esquina. Fique bem. Cecilia Sfalsin

Uma das coisas mais importantes e precisas na vida de qualquer ser humano para que ele realmente fique bem, é cuidar de si mesmo, é se quere...

Lgbt, Memes, and Transgender: Kudos to Oregon for ensuring basic human rights for its LGBTQ citizens! The first state to add a third gender "X" for ID's. LGBT UNITED or ID'S. 1- OREGON ADDS THIRD GENDER TO ID'S Oregon became the first state to officially recognize a third gender “X” for ID's. A huge win for LGBTQ rights! Kudos to Oregon for ensuring basic human rights for its citizens. The new rule allows Oregonians to list “X” on state IDs, as opposed to marking “M” or “F” for male and female. No doctor's note is required for a switch in ID to gender X. This will allow LGBTQ+ individuals to decide what they self-identify, moreover, they can be sure their status is legally acknowledged. This is the first step towards real legal protection of non-binary individuals. I can only imagine how furious is VP Mike Pence right now over this legalization of a third gender! He claims that being gay or Trans is somehow a “mental issue” that can be “changed” with sadistic torture he refers to as a “converse therapy”. Legal recognition of a third gender undermines all Pence’s anti-LGBTQ efforts and shows just how harmful and ridiculous this “therapy” really is. Pence, along with Texas Gov. Abbot both need some therapy, maybe it’ll cure their unhealthy homophobia and transphobia! LGBT LGBTUN rainbownation rainbow_nation_us Oregon homophobia transphobia thirdgender LGBTQrights LoveIsLove LoveWins equality LGBTPride LGBTSupport Homosexual GayPride Lesbian Gay Pansexual Transgender GenderEquality GenderFluid Asexual Bisexual Questioning Agender GenderQueer Intersex
Lgbt, Memes, and Transgender: Kudos to Oregon for ensuring basic
 human rights for its LGBTQ
 citizens! The first state to add a
 third gender "X" for ID's.
 LGBT
 UNITED
 or ID'S.
 1-
 OREGON ADDS
 THIRD GENDER TO ID'S
Oregon became the first state to officially recognize a third gender “X” for ID's. A huge win for LGBTQ rights! Kudos to Oregon for ensuring basic human rights for its citizens. The new rule allows Oregonians to list “X” on state IDs, as opposed to marking “M” or “F” for male and female. No doctor's note is required for a switch in ID to gender X. This will allow LGBTQ+ individuals to decide what they self-identify, moreover, they can be sure their status is legally acknowledged. This is the first step towards real legal protection of non-binary individuals. I can only imagine how furious is VP Mike Pence right now over this legalization of a third gender! He claims that being gay or Trans is somehow a “mental issue” that can be “changed” with sadistic torture he refers to as a “converse therapy”. Legal recognition of a third gender undermines all Pence’s anti-LGBTQ efforts and shows just how harmful and ridiculous this “therapy” really is. Pence, along with Texas Gov. Abbot both need some therapy, maybe it’ll cure their unhealthy homophobia and transphobia! LGBT LGBTUN rainbownation rainbow_nation_us Oregon homophobia transphobia thirdgender LGBTQrights LoveIsLove LoveWins equality LGBTPride LGBTSupport Homosexual GayPride Lesbian Gay Pansexual Transgender GenderEquality GenderFluid Asexual Bisexual Questioning Agender GenderQueer Intersex

Oregon became the first state to officially recognize a third gender “X” for ID's. A huge win for LGBTQ rights! Kudos to Oregon for ensuring...

Apparently, Fuck You, and Fucking: The trees say fuck you I SPEAK FOR THE TREES adiostoreadumb: My snapchats are literally the best AldenRants 29-50 @spnsalsa asked me to rant about dream clichés! MMBDOHNN GEHD ME SCHHTARBDED, sorry, all of my teeth inexplicably just fell out. NOW THAT THAT PREDICTABLE REFERENCE IS OUT OF THE WAY let's get down to the nitty gritty of our sleepy psyche! THE TIME I'M ASLEEP IS APPARENTLY THE TIME WHICH MY BRAIN BELIEVES IS THE APPROPRIATE OPPORTUNITY TO COMPENSATE FOR ALL THE MEANINGLESS HUMDRUM I PUT IT THROUGH THROUGHOUT THE DAY. Like, thanks, Brain, that'd be great and all if you weren't a fucking lunatic! I SHOULD KNOW! YOU THINK I'M HAVING FUN WHEN REALLY I ENVISION YOU AS FREDDIE KRUEGER GETTING BOOED OFF THE STAGE AT A POETRY SLAM FOR CONFUSING EVERYBODY. EVERY NIGHT I GO TO SLEEP IS JUST ANOTHER NIGHT I'M POSSIBLY GETTING SENTENCED TO A NIGHT IN TWILIGHT ZONE WHERE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING MAKES SENSE. HELP ME OUT A LITTLE WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. AT LEAST GET CREATIVE. I DON'T NEED TO BE WALTZING AROUND IN PUBLIC MISSING MY PANTS ANY MOMENT I LOOK DOWN YOU SICK FUCK. I DON'T REQUIRE DOORS THAT ARE 3 INCHES AWAY FROM THE DOORFRAME WHEN I TRY TO CLOSE THEM BECAUSE THE MONSTER YOUUUU CONCOCTED, MIGHT I ADD, IS CHASING ME. AND I SURE AS HELL DON'T NEED TO BE LEGALLY BLIND IN MY DREAMS WHERE EVERYTHING IS SO DARK THAT I'M LEFT WITH NOTHING TO DO IN MY DREAMS EXCEPT FIND LAMPS TO TURN ON!?!? BUT PLOT TWIST! None of the lights I turn on help because FUCK ME THAT'S WHY! And DON'T you go blaming it on me being like "It's because you're stressed :)" OR "It's because you're unbearably insecure about your current situation in life :)" OR "It's because you don't floss :)" I'M AS CALM AND COLLECTED AS CAN BE
Apparently, Fuck You, and Fucking: The trees say fuck you
 I SPEAK FOR THE TREES
 adiostoreadumb:
 My snapchats are literally the best
AldenRants 29-50 @spnsalsa asked me to rant about dream clichés! MMBDOHNN GEHD ME SCHHTARBDED, sorry, all of my teeth inexplicably just fell out. NOW THAT THAT PREDICTABLE REFERENCE IS OUT OF THE WAY let's get down to the nitty gritty of our sleepy psyche! THE TIME I'M ASLEEP IS APPARENTLY THE TIME WHICH MY BRAIN BELIEVES IS THE APPROPRIATE OPPORTUNITY TO COMPENSATE FOR ALL THE MEANINGLESS HUMDRUM I PUT IT THROUGH THROUGHOUT THE DAY. Like, thanks, Brain, that'd be great and all if you weren't a fucking lunatic! I SHOULD KNOW! YOU THINK I'M HAVING FUN WHEN REALLY I ENVISION YOU AS FREDDIE KRUEGER GETTING BOOED OFF THE STAGE AT A POETRY SLAM FOR CONFUSING EVERYBODY. EVERY NIGHT I GO TO SLEEP IS JUST ANOTHER NIGHT I'M POSSIBLY GETTING SENTENCED TO A NIGHT IN TWILIGHT ZONE WHERE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING MAKES SENSE. HELP ME OUT A LITTLE WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. AT LEAST GET CREATIVE. I DON'T NEED TO BE WALTZING AROUND IN PUBLIC MISSING MY PANTS ANY MOMENT I LOOK DOWN YOU SICK FUCK. I DON'T REQUIRE DOORS THAT ARE 3 INCHES AWAY FROM THE DOORFRAME WHEN I TRY TO CLOSE THEM BECAUSE THE MONSTER YOUUUU CONCOCTED, MIGHT I ADD, IS CHASING ME. AND I SURE AS HELL DON'T NEED TO BE LEGALLY BLIND IN MY DREAMS WHERE EVERYTHING IS SO DARK THAT I'M LEFT WITH NOTHING TO DO IN MY DREAMS EXCEPT FIND LAMPS TO TURN ON!?!? BUT PLOT TWIST! None of the lights I turn on help because FUCK ME THAT'S WHY! And DON'T you go blaming it on me being like "It's because you're stressed :)" OR "It's because you're unbearably insecure about your current situation in life :)" OR "It's because you don't floss :)" I'M AS CALM AND COLLECTED AS CAN BE

AldenRants 29-50 @spnsalsa asked me to rant about dream clichés! MMBDOHNN GEHD ME SCHHTARBDED, sorry, all of my teeth inexplicably just fell...