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Energy, Fuck You, and Fucking: O 63% 08:42 charmcitywire.com I'm All In On This Guy Selling Energy Drinks Filled With Crystal Meth And Gasoline Out Of His Tree Fort Humor, News_May 6, 2015 at 2:24 pm by Zach ENERO DRINK NERGY Boone County Sheriff's Office 72-year-old Jasper June, of Boone County, West Virginia was arrested on charges of making and selling his homemade energy drinks containing meth out of his tree fort. (A fucking tree fort, how great is this guy)? When police showed up, they found June wearing an adult diaper and browsing through an Arabic porno magazine. Police tested 25 00 AT&T 08:43 o 63%! charmcitywire.com bottles of his energy drink, each of which contained meth. Police discovered June's practice after several high school girls had to be hospitalized for internal bleeding after consuming the drinks. This is what June had to say about the drinks: They're just energy drinks like Rockstar or Monster. It's not meth in there. It's just lemonade, caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I swear to God I didn't put meth in there." He then back tracked and went with this version: "Okay,Iput just a little meth in there to get them addicted and keep customers coming back. I know they'll all testify against me so let me make something else clear: I pissed in every bottle." Well if there's one thing we know, it's that these energy drinks are gonna work. Nothing will get you jacked up like a little meth, gasoline, and human urine. Bottom line is when you buy a product, you 08:43 O 63% charmcitywire.com want it to work. And if these little high school bitches want to run and be narks after purchasing a quality working energy drink for the bargain price of only 20 bucks, then I have no words. Plus, if you're them, and you see this guy, selling this drink, and you still buy it, that's on you. I just love everything about Jasper June and his retail business. He read pornos in a foreign language while wearing his diaper, and when police ask about his product, he is adamant that there Is no meth in there, only gasoline. And then whern forced to confess, he throws a big fuck you in there and tells everyone these girls drank his piss too lcing on the cake. PS- How perfect is this guy's name and where he's from? Jasper June from Boone County, West Virginia selling meth out of his tree fort Follow @zachhagerman Via Share: Tweet Like 551 Author: Zach Tree Fort Piss and Meth Energy Drinks for 20.00. Takers?
Energy, Fuck You, and Fucking: O 63%
 08:42
 charmcitywire.com
 I'm All In On This Guy
 Selling Energy Drinks
 Filled With Crystal
 Meth And Gasoline
 Out Of His Tree Fort
 Humor, News_May 6, 2015 at 2:24 pm by Zach
 ENERO
 DRINK
 NERGY
 Boone County Sheriff's Office
 72-year-old Jasper June, of Boone County, West
 Virginia was arrested on charges of making and
 selling his homemade energy drinks containing
 meth out of his tree fort. (A fucking tree fort, how
 great is this guy)? When police showed up, they
 found June wearing an adult diaper and browsing
 through an Arabic porno magazine. Police tested 25

 00 AT&T
 08:43
 o 63%!
 charmcitywire.com
 bottles of his energy drink, each of which contained
 meth.
 Police discovered June's practice after several high
 school girls had to be hospitalized for internal
 bleeding after consuming the drinks.
 This is what June had to say about the drinks:
 They're just energy drinks like Rockstar or
 Monster. It's not meth in there. It's just lemonade,
 caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I
 swear to God I didn't put meth in there."
 He then back tracked and went with this version:
 "Okay,Iput just a little meth in there to get them
 addicted and keep customers coming back. I know
 they'll all testify against me so let me make
 something else clear: I pissed in every bottle."
 Well if there's one thing we know, it's that these
 energy drinks are gonna work. Nothing will get you
 jacked up like a little meth, gasoline, and human
 urine. Bottom line is when you buy a product, you

 08:43
 O 63%
 charmcitywire.com
 want it to work. And if these little high school bitches
 want to run and be narks after purchasing a quality
 working energy drink for the bargain price of only 20
 bucks, then I have no words. Plus, if you're them,
 and you see this guy, selling this drink, and you still
 buy it, that's on you.
 I just love everything about Jasper June and his
 retail business. He read pornos in a foreign
 language while wearing his diaper, and when police
 ask about his product, he is adamant that there Is
 no meth in there, only gasoline. And then whern
 forced to confess, he throws a big fuck you in there
 and tells everyone these girls drank his piss too
 lcing on the cake.
 PS- How perfect is this guy's name and where he's
 from? Jasper June from Boone County, West
 Virginia selling meth out of his tree fort
 Follow @zachhagerman
 Via
 Share:
 Tweet
 Like
 551
 Author: Zach
Tree Fort Piss and Meth Energy Drinks for 20.00. Takers?

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Ass, Beautiful, and Bitch: When she takes you back to her
 place and you notice some red
 flags but you play it off cuz you're
 trying to get your dick wet
 teel very welcome here.
When you trying to catch some soul snatching, toes curling, meat coiling. Metal twisting, ducks flapping, cows chirping, ball jiggling , nipples burning head nothing can come in the way. If I had a choice between answering grandpa Dales life alert call or that 2am you up text, Ima be excavating that pussy like the Miranda trench. I nut quick so I’ll be back in time to assist with his life alert. I hate sex. No honestly it’s complicated. You gotta find a apropoate time, place, what if she’s on her period that week? I don’t bang with that blood shit. Not to mention feelings can be caught like receivers, stds transferred like a bus ride, and hope crushed like a cervix. When them beautiful ebony cheeks spread and that feeling of paradise cause her walls to talk. Color coordinated and all that was a pipe dream. When there was chocolate mud cake waiting for me. Me, being the genuine guy that I am. Notified this girl there was shit in her ass. Bitch dead giggled and said stop lien. This probably the worse times for me to play 2 truths and a lie. What do you do when she doesn’t believe you? What you think I did? I love finger painting. When life gives you lemon make lemonade.

When you trying to catch some soul snatching, toes curling, meat coiling. Metal twisting, ducks flapping, cows chirping, ball jiggling , nip...