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Apparently, Hello, and Herpes: Ben & Jerry's @benandjerrys g35 We are proud to announce that our newest flavor, Pecan Resist, supports the important work of @netargv, @womensmarch @ColorOfChange, and @HonorTheEarth. Join them here >> benjerrys.co/Resist 11:03 AM Oct 30, 2018 liberscaryrynn: hello-i-ask-questions: liberscaryrynn: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: cisnowflake: planetholland: jlongbone: nunyabizni: Ya ever just feel like kicking it with a huge Antisemite in the name of sticking it to Drumph? Ben and Jerry’s does apparently. Ahhh they named it Pecan Resist because it sounds like “We Can Resist” I have contracted herpes imagine being associated with that antisemite after the tree of life shooting. ooo boy. that’s not a good look for them This is some next level virtue signaling. Pee-can Resistance Really glad somebody explained that because I honestly had no idea why it was called pecan resist.Especially because depending on who you talk to it would be pronounced “pee-cahn resist”. It can only sound like that if you pronounce it “pee-can” like a fuckin weirdo Apparently Tumblr nuked the second half of my reply because I added “especially since many people were just pronounce it pee-cahn resist” lmao I want of those weirdos who calls it “pee-can pie“ but pee-cahn in nearly every other circumstance What the hell it deleted the second paragraph againTest
Apparently, Hello, and Herpes: Ben & Jerry's
 @benandjerrys
 g35
 We are proud to announce that our
 newest flavor, Pecan Resist,
 supports the important work of
 @netargv, @womensmarch
 @ColorOfChange, and
 @HonorTheEarth. Join them here >>
 benjerrys.co/Resist
 11:03 AM Oct 30, 2018
liberscaryrynn:

hello-i-ask-questions:

liberscaryrynn:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

cisnowflake:

planetholland:
jlongbone:

nunyabizni:


Ya ever just feel like kicking it with a huge Antisemite in the name of sticking it to Drumph?
 Ben and Jerry’s does apparently.


Ahhh they named it Pecan Resist because it sounds like “We Can Resist” 
I have contracted herpes

imagine being associated with that antisemite after the tree of life shooting. ooo boy. that’s not a good look for them


This is some next level virtue signaling.

Pee-can Resistance 

Really glad somebody explained that because I honestly had no idea why it was called pecan resist.Especially because depending on who you talk to it would be pronounced “pee-cahn resist”.

It can only sound like that if you pronounce it “pee-can” like a fuckin weirdo

Apparently Tumblr nuked the second half of my reply because I added “especially since many people were just pronounce it pee-cahn resist” lmao I want of those weirdos who calls it “pee-can pie“ but pee-cahn in nearly every other circumstance

What the hell it deleted the second paragraph againTest

liberscaryrynn: hello-i-ask-questions: liberscaryrynn: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: cisnowflake: planetholland: jlongbone: nunyabi...

Cars, Children, and Club: 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 1. 2. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 6. 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. Suck in some helium from a balloon, walk behind someone and say "follow the yellow brick road" laughoutloud-club: Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
Cars, Children, and Club: 20 Ways To Maintain A
 Healthy Level Of Insanity
 At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car
 With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At
 Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
 1.
 2. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends
 You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're
 Not In The Mood.
 3.
 Every Time Someone Asks You To Do
 Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
 4.
 Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And
 Label it "In".
 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3
 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over
 Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to
 Espresso
 In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks,
 Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
 6.
 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In
 Accordance With The Prophecy".
 8. Don't use any punctuation.
 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than
 Walk.
 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out
 to eat, with a serious face.
 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is
 "To Go".
 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The
 Poems Don't Rhyme.
 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work
 Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
 15. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't
 Disguise Your Voice.
 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By
 Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM
 Scream "I Won! I Won!"
 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running
 Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For
 Your Lives! They're Loose!"
 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To
 The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let
 One Of You Go."
 20. Suck in some helium from a balloon, walk
 behind someone and say "follow the yellow
 brick road"
laughoutloud-club:

Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

laughoutloud-club: Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity