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    Lewy: Anglicisation of Urrow
 (Europe <*h,uru-wkw-)
 PLACE NAME ORIGIN
 Yeatbury
 Middy
 Durry
 Hamberfall
 Germanic
 Mormannish
 Italic
 Example reconstruction: Volgograd to Wulchyard
 ALcherer
 elend
 Celtic
 Hellenic
 Balto-Slavic
 other Indo-European
 non Indo-European
 mixed
 volga River
 Proto-Indo-European: *welg- (wet, damp)
 Balto-Slavic >walg- Germanic> "wulka- (from
 Reachwigh
 Smallish
 Erven
 Body
 oblique case "wlg-)
 Yannen
 Arryanglish
 Proto-Slavic vsigakt Old English >*wulc (cf. wolcn
 Archroom
 Lully
 'cloud, with /uf> ol due to non-
 high vowel in next syllable
 Russian>Bonra English wulk/wulch (cf swilk
 such, whilk/which, milk/milch, ilk
 ilch etc. for palatalisation)
 CASE STUDY- WITHEL (Italy)
 Eal
 Etymological breakdown of this
 map's forty-three Withelish cities
 Arabic
 Thrundham
 Umpny
 Fighey
 Thunnerhaven
 KEtruscan
 Messap
 Eastersound
 - grad -town, enclosure
 Proto-Indo-European: "g'ord"-os<g'erd- (to enclose)
 Balto-Slavic>"gardas Germanic > "gardaz
 Proto-Slavicgord Old English >geard
 Russian >rópoa English >yard
 ave
 <Latin
 Wass
 Soundswall fihlend
 whalve Bury
 Ealsound
 <Celtic
 Thavefand
 aldy sea
 fan
 Thamber
 Hitend
 Efchney
 norry Borling
 Berrywin
 Hervewig wat
 <Greek
 avbottomHelsing Wighoury
 Aslea
 Charlsted.
 NEarbrow
 St. Fetherbury
 Westrer Upsel
 Utter
 Haverdys
 eHastrem
 Danlim
 Stotcholmstlend
 aThord
 Fashew
 Righosten
 Yarlewel
 ranae
 Hasseh
 WellyNewyard
 Staving
 SWeeri.ch
 Sinquernis
 Opunthewquerdan
 oten d
 Edwinbury
 Thwer
 Yeatbury Linchippinpping
 Thalled
 Summer
 Ealburya Ewechippingotend Wingsfull
 lathew
 Walemear
 Marcaw
 TarrowYulShaw
 Wighbury
 Waysea halmer
 balty Lewy Dewyfu Widdifish
 Yelytch Ridgen
 Thull
 SQuellwest
 Newhastle n Orth
 Earhouse chippenhaven
 dermarc Malmy
 WenswhRosqurid
 Flensbury Burhoim
 Chile Strealsound
 Brimeavevey Arry thau Yedanch
 Seal
 lithewen
 Hewn.
 f ir elend Mannow iddlesburyS e a
 sea
 Devlin Every
 Smallish r o oslend
 Walow
 Nackenigh
 Harry weinerfirth
 efluil
 Liverpool Manhaster
 Snottingham
 Logds
 wallyard Willen Mennish Maylew Branch
 Sarthaw
 Livish
 Yarden
 Berrin
 Hambury Shithen
 Beverish
 vemarch Bermingham Greninge
 Hairthave a nglend arhamAlcburyBrimeam
 Warny
 Hursh
 hassystoon
 Bealstow b e alroos.
 Warrow Bright
 Oxford The HawAstledámi erPerlen Bicyeste
 Bilifd
 Hamble
 Fishser s omdun ahaster
 Arnat Fadstop Fannen
 Bealyard
 sum
 Hornwatl Fordsmouth anden e nissle bc Sawbuss al S Luvlin
 Hernetchew
 Britchelown
 Ampen, Masthright Whellen Erford
 be theechTend arriaw Handewy
 Yarrow
 Thrighten Wardlaw
 Hew
 Grensy
 Wulchyard
 Loughish Rewn
 Lighish
 Dannish
 Hammenishanver
 Bright nen FermittenburyFranchford
 Hambe WrithenRidden
 Quithmire
 Faldaw
 Lewy
 a wcea nemny
 llenFarry AycawrowanchewishThornfal Winny.
 Yan-
 Arstaw wulchdannish
 eheibegy whess
 Middyaroiage
 wharse Nandy
 Maryfal
 Wine&Nand Earlen. Thrass Stradbury Stoodyard RainburyWeen a w y ltchyardernewyEamen Rew
 Hassy
 Ratch efarry
 uthlendy
 Thurn Quirch
 maldew
 Paverwheane Pan Mair Yatch Quisnew Atteth
 Eachesburye Batty Lind Berthlew Niredgehat
 Fribury Durry Manwin.Saltbury
 Allratonelra ncheworpern
 Fighter
 eThurfall Yersen
 Rassendoor stearfal
 Leasen hstean a strichyeerer
 t ge Yardye palde
 ButhfightWearden
 ungerrt
 Grawen
 Elmwigh
 gKennow
 Hullermund- Lowdun
 Leese-Navy
 Deyw Siven Brassowle
 Rim
 aberfall
 Newroosish
 Sough
 h uven Marbury FesS
 awn
 All Harcen
 Burdyall Ferdnoth corntal Midlende
 Mundalyen Wallende
 Ewshe Thalse
 sen Falf
 Thimb
 Bury Thestee
 Thearen Wern Wind yS a v Therch Yill
 Pigh Sissen
 Humeasce
 wurry
 Pacdem
 Thevels
 BOwerish
 Wigh
 Earend
 Awth
 Pilvew
 Form Culfen V
 Mundwa ighmnigh Fi o h serve
 bassen Bealyard.charlaw
 Yestand
 Letchen St. Thetc er Massle Dlen Livern
 Aw
 swartmere
 armen
 Erven
 cuise
 Ford Brooch Waltheld Bury
 Hambury Salmenthy
 LMe MOUuay
 Spald hornguertushen Sap Fellowrn
 ELsher
 Writ
 Ness
 Fienen
 Ash
 Arth
 Samsen hurftess
 Archroom
 Basti ow Fer
 Harsy t h
 Ayaug
 Bury
 Candiedstch Harbough
 fordcall
 Lispen Hasterhaid
 CHethbury
 Yerrend
 Tharrarrilen
 Fadtaryhassow buller
 Modrigh Serchest
 Blighdew Yatter
 Allynearfall Itefa thmeat
 watterthy
 Room Thulden w sea
 Thetches
 Ban
 alven maytep
 Anger
 iver PadalS pe an Hastlen
 Elsy
 Tirepayer
 Pruss
 Essyhither Heaser Mid
 Welighserthurry Sanlurrow
 Newfall Fathend Thurenaster pp
 Safer Tharineg Luve asten Hather S
 Harve Thr
 Sackende
 Wallend, Foietchery
 Minnery
 Sas
 Pr Waller Whethelnigh channyhal
 Marden
 Earn Sevel Aartave
 ATve
 Sarten thurnen
 PMaller sea
 Arvel
 Massle
 rs
 all itchen
 ly
 gmurn
 MurtheLighendes
 Hassend
 Cassanthaves
 Mally cranthHartchen
 Thensle Hane Addene
 Andle
 Hatts
 athender
 inen
 ch Ascow sea
 Fadder Adden
 HalmethNowfiew
 barth
 Kipralder Almer
 Seft
 Thanger
 Fansarm Measesh
 Marsic SighelRidge Haver
 Yevle
 ursen Yalve
 Andsy
 sur e
 Traven
 sea
 Hathen
 Allchear
 Aircherd
 Arn
 Ump Thunse
 Raff Fess
 Word
 Seriow
 Ruth
 Dart Hamps
 Surry
 Stve Yestanden
 Chuver
 irry
 lavenen
 PerruthTammish
 SitterA
 Thur
 mild
 Wisher
 allchear
 thunse
 marrow
 middlemere
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                Lewy: Anglicisation of Urrow
 (Europe <*h,uru-wkw-)
 PLACE NAME ORIGIN
 Yeatbury
 Middy
 Durry
 Hamberfall
 Germanic
 Mormannish
 Italic
 Example reconstruction: Volgograd to Wulchyard
 ALcherer
 elend
 Celtic
 Hellenic
 Balto-Slavic
 other Indo-European
 non Indo-European
 mixed
 volga River
 Proto-Indo-European: *welg- (wet, damp)
 Balto-Slavic >walg- Germanic> "wulka- (from
 Reachwigh
 Smallish
 Erven
 Body
 oblique case "wlg-)
 Yannen
 Arryanglish
 Proto-Slavic vsigakt Old English >*wulc (cf. wolcn
 Archroom
 Lully
 'cloud, with /uf> ol due to non-
 high vowel in next syllable
 Russian>Bonra English wulk/wulch (cf swilk
 such, whilk/which, milk/milch, ilk
 ilch etc. for palatalisation)
 CASE STUDY- WITHEL (Italy)
 Eal
 Etymological breakdown of this
 map's forty-three Withelish cities
 Arabic
 Thrundham
 Umpny
 Fighey
 Thunnerhaven
 KEtruscan
 Messap
 Eastersound
 - grad -town, enclosure
 Proto-Indo-European: "g'ord"-os<g'erd- (to enclose)
 Balto-Slavic>"gardas Germanic > "gardaz
 Proto-Slavicgord Old English >geard
 Russian >rópoa English >yard
 ave
 <Latin
 Wass
 Soundswall fihlend
 whalve Bury
 Ealsound
 <Celtic
 Thavefand
 aldy sea
 fan
 Thamber
 Hitend
 Efchney
 norry Borling
 Berrywin
 Hervewig wat
 <Greek
 avbottomHelsing Wighoury
 Aslea
 Charlsted.
 NEarbrow
 St. Fetherbury
 Westrer Upsel
 Utter
 Haverdys
 eHastrem
 Danlim
 Stotcholmstlend
 aThord
 Fashew
 Righosten
 Yarlewel
 ranae
 Hasseh
 WellyNewyard
 Staving
 SWeeri.ch
 Sinquernis
 Opunthewquerdan
 oten d
 Edwinbury
 Thwer
 Yeatbury Linchippinpping
 Thalled
 Summer
 Ealburya Ewechippingotend Wingsfull
 lathew
 Walemear
 Marcaw
 TarrowYulShaw
 Wighbury
 Waysea halmer
 balty Lewy Dewyfu Widdifish
 Yelytch Ridgen
 Thull
 SQuellwest
 Newhastle n Orth
 Earhouse chippenhaven
 dermarc Malmy
 WenswhRosqurid
 Flensbury Burhoim
 Chile Strealsound
 Brimeavevey Arry thau Yedanch
 Seal
 lithewen
 Hewn.
 f ir elend Mannow iddlesburyS e a
 sea
 Devlin Every
 Smallish r o oslend
 Walow
 Nackenigh
 Harry weinerfirth
 efluil
 Liverpool Manhaster
 Snottingham
 Logds
 wallyard Willen Mennish Maylew Branch
 Sarthaw
 Livish
 Yarden
 Berrin
 Hambury Shithen
 Beverish
 vemarch Bermingham Greninge
 Hairthave a nglend arhamAlcburyBrimeam
 Warny
 Hursh
 hassystoon
 Bealstow b e alroos.
 Warrow Bright
 Oxford The HawAstledámi erPerlen Bicyeste
 Bilifd
 Hamble
 Fishser s omdun ahaster
 Arnat Fadstop Fannen
 Bealyard
 sum
 Hornwatl Fordsmouth anden e nissle bc Sawbuss al S Luvlin
 Hernetchew
 Britchelown
 Ampen, Masthright Whellen Erford
 be theechTend arriaw Handewy
 Yarrow
 Thrighten Wardlaw
 Hew
 Grensy
 Wulchyard
 Loughish Rewn
 Lighish
 Dannish
 Hammenishanver
 Bright nen FermittenburyFranchford
 Hambe WrithenRidden
 Quithmire
 Faldaw
 Lewy
 a wcea nemny
 llenFarry AycawrowanchewishThornfal Winny.
 Yan-
 Arstaw wulchdannish
 eheibegy whess
 Middyaroiage
 wharse Nandy
 Maryfal
 Wine&Nand Earlen. Thrass Stradbury Stoodyard RainburyWeen a w y ltchyardernewyEamen Rew
 Hassy
 Ratch efarry
 uthlendy
 Thurn Quirch
 maldew
 Paverwheane Pan Mair Yatch Quisnew Atteth
 Eachesburye Batty Lind Berthlew Niredgehat
 Fribury Durry Manwin.Saltbury
 Allratonelra ncheworpern
 Fighter
 eThurfall Yersen
 Rassendoor stearfal
 Leasen hstean a strichyeerer
 t ge Yardye palde
 ButhfightWearden
 ungerrt
 Grawen
 Elmwigh
 gKennow
 Hullermund- Lowdun
 Leese-Navy
 Deyw Siven Brassowle
 Rim
 aberfall
 Newroosish
 Sough
 h uven Marbury FesS
 awn
 All Harcen
 Burdyall Ferdnoth corntal Midlende
 Mundalyen Wallende
 Ewshe Thalse
 sen Falf
 Thimb
 Bury Thestee
 Thearen Wern Wind yS a v Therch Yill
 Pigh Sissen
 Humeasce
 wurry
 Pacdem
 Thevels
 BOwerish
 Wigh
 Earend
 Awth
 Pilvew
 Form Culfen V
 Mundwa ighmnigh Fi o h serve
 bassen Bealyard.charlaw
 Yestand
 Letchen St. Thetc er Massle Dlen Livern
 Aw
 swartmere
 armen
 Erven
 cuise
 Ford Brooch Waltheld Bury
 Hambury Salmenthy
 LMe MOUuay
 Spald hornguertushen Sap Fellowrn
 ELsher
 Writ
 Ness
 Fienen
 Ash
 Arth
 Samsen hurftess
 Archroom
 Basti ow Fer
 Harsy t h
 Ayaug
 Bury
 Candiedstch Harbough
 fordcall
 Lispen Hasterhaid
 CHethbury
 Yerrend
 Tharrarrilen
 Fadtaryhassow buller
 Modrigh Serchest
 Blighdew Yatter
 Allynearfall Itefa thmeat
 watterthy
 Room Thulden w sea
 Thetches
 Ban
 alven maytep
 Anger
 iver PadalS pe an Hastlen
 Elsy
 Tirepayer
 Pruss
 Essyhither Heaser Mid
 Welighserthurry Sanlurrow
 Newfall Fathend Thurenaster pp
 Safer Tharineg Luve asten Hather S
 Harve Thr
 Sackende
 Wallend, Foietchery
 Minnery
 Sas
 Pr Waller Whethelnigh channyhal
 Marden
 Earn Sevel Aartave
 ATve
 Sarten thurnen
 PMaller sea
 Arvel
 Massle
 rs
 all itchen
 ly
 gmurn
 MurtheLighendes
 Hassend
 Cassanthaves
 Mally cranthHartchen
 Thensle Hane Addene
 Andle
 Hatts
 athender
 inen
 ch Ascow sea
 Fadder Adden
 HalmethNowfiew
 barth
 Kipralder Almer
 Seft
 Thanger
 Fansarm Measesh
 Marsic SighelRidge Haver
 Yevle
 ursen Yalve
 Andsy
 sur e
 Traven
 sea
 Hathen
 Allchear
 Aircherd
 Arn
 Ump Thunse
 Raff Fess
 Word
 Seriow
 Ruth
 Dart Hamps
 Surry
 Stve Yestanden
 Chuver
 irry
 lavenen
 PerruthTammish
 SitterA
 Thur
 mild
 Wisher
 allchear
 thunse
 marrow
 middlemere
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    Lewy: A self portrait done by my Dad. He has Lewy body dementia along with Parkinson’s. He’s started painting more as the disease progresses. I think they’re awesome.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Lewy: A self portrait done by my Dad. He has Lewy body dementia along with Parkinson’s. He’s started painting more as the disease progresses. I think they’re awesome.
                
            

            
            
A self portrait done by my Dad. He has Lewy body dementia along with Parkinson’s. He’s started painting more as the disease progresses. I...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    Lewy: TOWLIN'
 T THE MOON
 LADIES...
 Duck Hunting Buddies
 mY EYES ARE
 ONLY IN WISCCONSIN
 Brian, an avid duck hunter, was in the market for a new
 bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could
 actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find,
 he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.
 DONN HERE!
 He decided to try to break the news to one of his main
 hunting buddies, Jay, the eternal pessimist who refused to be
 impressed with anything. This, surely, would impress him. He
 invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.
 Wanna come to the gym with
 me?
 You spelt barwrong
 As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They
 fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into
 the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked
 across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than
 his paws wet. This continucd all day long; each time a duck
 fell, the dog walked across the surface of the water to retrieve
 Deivered
 Our friend Jane S. to our other friend Kim G.
 Way to make us Wisconsinites proud ladies!
 it.
 A little old lady is walking around in a supermarket
 calling out, "Crisco, Crisssscoooo!"
 Jay, the pessimist, watched carefully, saw everything, but did
 not say a single word.
 Soon an assistant manager approaches and says,
 "Ma'am, the Crisco is in aisle 3."
 On the drive home Brian asked his friend, "Did you notice
 anything unusual about my new dog?"
 The woman replies, "Oh, I'm not looking for the
 cooking stuff. I'm calling my husband. He's in
 here somewhere."
 "I sure did," Jay responded. "He can't swim!"
 The clerk is astonished, "Your husband's name
 is Crisco?"
 Trump and the Olympics
 Something All Women Wonder...
 BEAR HUNTING
 The woman answers, "Oh no, no, no. I only call
 him that when we're out in public."
 The only event Trump watched during
 the Olympics was pole vaulting. He was
 especially interested in how the Mexican
 team performed...
 "My man, Tim, can easily hit an apple at 50 yards
 with his new Mathews bow. He can hit the same
 Dave and his son, Daniel, drew tags to bear
 hunt in Florence County. They spent weeks
 baiting in anticipation of the big hunt. Their
 stands were two miles from the cabin so they
 had to take a truck down the old logging road.
 Opening day on the way to their stands, they
 approached a fork in the road with a new sign
 that stated "BEAR LEFT." Disappointed, they
 drove back to Oshkosh.
 "I see," said the clerk. "What do you call him at
 home?"
 apple at well over 100 yards with his rifle. How is it
 that he pees all over the toilet seat?" --Amy
 "Lard Ass."
 "The Check is the Mail"
 Catching the Bear
 him and swallowed him whole.
 Seeing this, the lawyer ran back to his Mercedes and
 raced for the nearest town to get the local sheriff.
 The sheriff grabbed his high-powered rifle and raced
 back to the berry area with the lawyer. All the while,
 he was plagued by visions of a lawsuit from his
 friend's family. He just had to save his friend.
 Ross and Lewy went bear hunting near Waupaca. While
 Ross napped in the cabin, Lewy went out looking for
 a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only
 A very wealthy lawyer from Chicago retreated for
 several weeks each year to his summer home in
 the backwoods of Wisconsin. Every summer, he
 would invite one friend or another to stay with him
 there for a week or two. This summer he invited a
 wounded it.
 The enraged bear charged him, he dropped his rifle and
 started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He
 ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and
 gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the
 tripped and fell flat.
 Czechoslovakian friend to visit him. The friend, happy
 to get anything free from a lawyer, eagerly agreed.
 Luckily, the bears were still there. "He's in THAT one!"
 cried the lawyer, pointing to the male. The sheriff
 looked at the bears, leveled his gun, took careful aim,
 and shot the female.
 When the time came, they spent a wonderful time
 getting up early every morning and enjoying the
 great outdoors. One morning, as the lawyer and his
 Czechoslovakian friend were picking raspberries and
 blueberries for their breakfast, they were approached
 by two huge bears-a male and a female. The lawyer
 noticed them in time to run for cover, His friend,
 open cabin door,
 Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and
 went rolling into the cabin.
 "What did you do that for?!" exclaimed the lawyer, "I
 said he was in the other bear!"
 Ross jumped up, spilled his Old Style, ran outside,
 slammed the cabin door and yelled to Lewy inside,
 "You skin this one while I go and get another!"
 "Exactly," replied the sheriff. "Would you believe a
 Chicago lawyer who told you that the Czech was in
 Yooper Plumbers at it ogain: So. hmmm.
 Yust requires orangutan arms? Great idea.
 this
 however, was not so lucky. The male bear reached
 the male?"
 A FARFROMWORKIN' EXPERIENCE
 SEPTEMBER/OCTOBER 2016 Badger Sportsman 109
 badgersportsman.com
 108 Badger Sportsman SEPTEMBER/OCTOBER 2016
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                Lewy: TOWLIN'
 T THE MOON
 LADIES...
 Duck Hunting Buddies
 mY EYES ARE
 ONLY IN WISCCONSIN
 Brian, an avid duck hunter, was in the market for a new
 bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could
 actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find,
 he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.
 DONN HERE!
 He decided to try to break the news to one of his main
 hunting buddies, Jay, the eternal pessimist who refused to be
 impressed with anything. This, surely, would impress him. He
 invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.
 Wanna come to the gym with
 me?
 You spelt barwrong
 As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They
 fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into
 the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked
 across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than
 his paws wet. This continucd all day long; each time a duck
 fell, the dog walked across the surface of the water to retrieve
 Deivered
 Our friend Jane S. to our other friend Kim G.
 Way to make us Wisconsinites proud ladies!
 it.
 A little old lady is walking around in a supermarket
 calling out, "Crisco, Crisssscoooo!"
 Jay, the pessimist, watched carefully, saw everything, but did
 not say a single word.
 Soon an assistant manager approaches and says,
 "Ma'am, the Crisco is in aisle 3."
 On the drive home Brian asked his friend, "Did you notice
 anything unusual about my new dog?"
 The woman replies, "Oh, I'm not looking for the
 cooking stuff. I'm calling my husband. He's in
 here somewhere."
 "I sure did," Jay responded. "He can't swim!"
 The clerk is astonished, "Your husband's name
 is Crisco?"
 Trump and the Olympics
 Something All Women Wonder...
 BEAR HUNTING
 The woman answers, "Oh no, no, no. I only call
 him that when we're out in public."
 The only event Trump watched during
 the Olympics was pole vaulting. He was
 especially interested in how the Mexican
 team performed...
 "My man, Tim, can easily hit an apple at 50 yards
 with his new Mathews bow. He can hit the same
 Dave and his son, Daniel, drew tags to bear
 hunt in Florence County. They spent weeks
 baiting in anticipation of the big hunt. Their
 stands were two miles from the cabin so they
 had to take a truck down the old logging road.
 Opening day on the way to their stands, they
 approached a fork in the road with a new sign
 that stated "BEAR LEFT." Disappointed, they
 drove back to Oshkosh.
 "I see," said the clerk. "What do you call him at
 home?"
 apple at well over 100 yards with his rifle. How is it
 that he pees all over the toilet seat?" --Amy
 "Lard Ass."
 "The Check is the Mail"
 Catching the Bear
 him and swallowed him whole.
 Seeing this, the lawyer ran back to his Mercedes and
 raced for the nearest town to get the local sheriff.
 The sheriff grabbed his high-powered rifle and raced
 back to the berry area with the lawyer. All the while,
 he was plagued by visions of a lawsuit from his
 friend's family. He just had to save his friend.
 Ross and Lewy went bear hunting near Waupaca. While
 Ross napped in the cabin, Lewy went out looking for
 a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only
 A very wealthy lawyer from Chicago retreated for
 several weeks each year to his summer home in
 the backwoods of Wisconsin. Every summer, he
 would invite one friend or another to stay with him
 there for a week or two. This summer he invited a
 wounded it.
 The enraged bear charged him, he dropped his rifle and
 started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He
 ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and
 gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the
 tripped and fell flat.
 Czechoslovakian friend to visit him. The friend, happy
 to get anything free from a lawyer, eagerly agreed.
 Luckily, the bears were still there. "He's in THAT one!"
 cried the lawyer, pointing to the male. The sheriff
 looked at the bears, leveled his gun, took careful aim,
 and shot the female.
 When the time came, they spent a wonderful time
 getting up early every morning and enjoying the
 great outdoors. One morning, as the lawyer and his
 Czechoslovakian friend were picking raspberries and
 blueberries for their breakfast, they were approached
 by two huge bears-a male and a female. The lawyer
 noticed them in time to run for cover, His friend,
 open cabin door,
 Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and
 went rolling into the cabin.
 "What did you do that for?!" exclaimed the lawyer, "I
 said he was in the other bear!"
 Ross jumped up, spilled his Old Style, ran outside,
 slammed the cabin door and yelled to Lewy inside,
 "You skin this one while I go and get another!"
 "Exactly," replied the sheriff. "Would you believe a
 Chicago lawyer who told you that the Czech was in
 Yooper Plumbers at it ogain: So. hmmm.
 Yust requires orangutan arms? Great idea.
 this
 however, was not so lucky. The male bear reached
 the male?"
 A FARFROMWORKIN' EXPERIENCE
 SEPTEMBER/OCTOBER 2016 Badger Sportsman 109
 badgersportsman.com
 108 Badger Sportsman SEPTEMBER/OCTOBER 2016
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    Lewy: gangster-ish
This is my grandfather who served in the Korean War and this was taken a few weeks before he lost his battle with Lewy Body Dementia. I thought this sub would appreciate his sweater.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Lewy: gangster-ish
This is my grandfather who served in the Korean War and this was taken a few weeks before he lost his battle with Lewy Body Dementia. I thought this sub would appreciate his sweater.
                
            

            
            
This is my grandfather who served in the Korean War and this was taken a few weeks before he lost his battle with Lewy Body Dementia. I t...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    Lewy: gangster-ish
This is my grandfather who served in the Korean War and this was taken a few weeks before he lost his battle with Lewy Body Dementia. I thought this sub would appreciate his sweater.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Lewy: gangster-ish
This is my grandfather who served in the Korean War and this was taken a few weeks before he lost his battle with Lewy Body Dementia. I thought this sub would appreciate his sweater.
                
            

            
            
This is my grandfather who served in the Korean War and this was taken a few weeks before he lost his battle with Lewy Body Dementia. I t...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    Lewy: gangster-ish
This is my grandfather who served in the Korean War and this was taken a few weeks before he lost his battle with Lewy Body Dementia. I thought this sub would appreciate his sweater.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Lewy: gangster-ish
This is my grandfather who served in the Korean War and this was taken a few weeks before he lost his battle with Lewy Body Dementia. I thought this sub would appreciate his sweater.
                
            

            
            
This is my grandfather who served in the Korean War and this was taken a few weeks before he lost his battle with Lewy Body Dementia. I t...