🔥 25+ Best Memes About Lie

Memes, Shower, and Weird: New convert: Sometimes I like to lie down in the shower and pretend I'm a sloth on a branch stuck in a rainstorm Pastor: Once again, really weird but not a sin PRESSYTERIAN MEMES

Dank, Iphone, and Memes: James Potter @dontforgetjames Being gay isn't a choice, it's arn involuntary thing that happens when J.K. Rowling decides it's your time. 12:29 23 Mar 19 Twitter for iPhone 6,406 Retweets 21.6K Likes They had us in tnetirst halt notgonn a lie Dobby: pulls out his 12 inch meat scepter by Georgi_boi MORE MEMES

Dobby: pulls out his 12 inch meat scepter by Georgi_boi MORE MEMES

Memes, Girl, and Old: Insta page: s[he] be[lie]ve[d] 14 year old girl:

Anaconda, Back, and Code: Workinalcode 100+Warnings Lie back down My code is perfect.

My code is perfect.

Family, Animal, and Bible: The Animal Bible Mom finds family pit bull dragging 7-month-old baby by her diaper after house goes up in flames THE ANIMAL BIBLE March 15, 2019 They had us in the f f not conna lie Mom finds family pit bull dragging 7-month old baby

Mom finds family pit bull dragging 7-month old baby

Who, Down, and Drag: Distance yourself from the people who 1. Lie to you 2. Disrespect you 3. Use you 4. Put you down 5. Drag you down

Dude, Live, and Today: KMessages Mark Contact iMessage Today 6:35 PM Dude what is your street name? Lil Marco You live on a street called Lil Marco? Delivered Ohhhh you meant my address? They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

Single, Anti, and Create: When humans create vaccines that nearly kill every single molecule of you, but then anti- vaxxers become a thing They had us in the f sthalf, not gonna lie

Dank, Girls, and Iphone: sharniece @shaarniiece Nobody: White girls who like black guys: 5:12 PM 3/18/19 Twitter for iPhone Where’s the lie by joshmuratori MORE MEMES

Where’s the lie by joshmuratori MORE MEMES

Juice, Memes, and Music: 1 HAVE To EVER BEEN BARKEEP,TAKE So WHAT MUSIC Do You LIE To 8ANJO-KAZOOIEMY TAEB THIS MAN FUCKED TO THE PLEASE CLoSEHOE AND DR HIM IN PUSSY LISTEN TO SOUNDTRACK JUICE

Dank, Family, and Memes: The Animal Bible Mom finds family pit bull dragging 7-month-old baby by her diaper after house goes up in flames THE ANIMAL BIBLE March 15, 2019 They had us in the f f not conna lie Mom finds family pit bull dragging 7-month old baby by Jackob78 MORE MEMES

Mom finds family pit bull dragging 7-month old baby by Jackob78 MORE MEMES

Dank, Dude, and Girls: Today, 14:35 You gotta help me, bro! I did it with this girl who lied about being 18! FBl is on my tail!! Okay dude. Relax. She lied about her age just so that she can have a good time under sheets. If she is 17 or 16 then it's natural for some girls to lie to get some. How old was she anyway? 8 Today, 14:39 Nigga you are going to jail. nice one by shook1337 MORE MEMES

nice one by shook1337 MORE MEMES

Alive, Apparently, and Come Over: I'm a therapist and keep this poster in my waiting room, apparently it's saved a few lives I DONT LIKE THE PHRASE "A CRY FOR HELP"ェJuST DONT LKE HOW IT SOuNDS, WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS TO ME, "I'M THINKING ABOUT SUICIDE, I HAVE A PLAN: I JUST NEED A REASON NOT TO DOITTHE LAST THING I SEE IS HELPLESSNESS. I THINK: YOUR DEPRESSION HAS BEEN BEATING YOU UP FOR YEARS. IT'S CALLED YOU UGLY, AND STUPID, AND PATHETIC, AND A FAILURE, FOR SO LONG THAT YOU'VE FORGOTTEN THAT IT'S WRONG. YOU DON'T SEE ANY GOOD IN YOURSELF, AND YOu DON'T HAVE ANY HOPE. BUT STILL, HERE YOu ARE: YOU'VE COME OVER TO ME, BANGED ON MY DOOR, AND SAID, "HEY! STAYING ALIVE IS REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW! JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING TO FIGHT WITHI I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A STICK! GIVE ME A STICK AND I CAN STAY ALIVE!" HOW IS THAT HELPLESS? I THINK THAT'S INCREDIBLE. YOU'RE LIKE A MARINE: TRAPPED FOR YEARS BEHIND ENEMY LINES, YOUR GUN HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY, YOU'RE OUT OF AMMO, YOU'RE MALNOURISHED, AND YOU'VE PROBABLY CAIGHT SOME KIND OF JUNGLE VIRUS THAT'S MAKING YOU HALLLICINATE GIANT SPIDERS AND YOU'RE STILL JUST GOING, "GIVE ME A STICK. I'M NOT DYING OUT HERE." "A CRY FOR HELP" MAKES IT SOND LIKE I'M SuppOSED TO AKE PITY ON YOu, BUT YOU DON'T NEED MY PITY THIS ISNT PATHETIC. THIS IS THE WILL TO SURVIVE. THIS IS HOW HUMANS LIVED LONG ENOIGH TO BECOME THE DOMINANT SPECIES. WITH NO HOPE, RUNNING ON NOTHING, YOU'RE READY TO CLIT THROUGH A HUNDRED MILES OF HOSTILE JUNGLE WITH NOTHING BUT A STICK, IF THATS WHAT IT TAKES TO GET TO SAFETY ALL IM DOING IS HANDING OUT STICKS YOU'RE THE ONE STAYING ALIVE irondad-not-ironsad: aurora-nerin: tea-rabbits: ultimate-science-nerd: positivelyqueerace: dreamsrainandwitchythings: intp-again: muslimintp-1999-girl: asexualchristian: mentalmentalhealth: girlwhorpsalot: I needed this. Thank you to all the people who posted this so I ended up seeing it. I really needed this right now. Thank you! Yeah… Not gonna lie… I cried… We need more people like this Goddamn it stop making me feel human The therapist I wanna be. Text in the image: “I’m a therapist and keep this poster in my waiting room, apparently it’s saved a few lives.” I don’t like the phrase “a cry for help.” I just don’t like how it sounds. When somebody says to me, “I’m thinking about suicide. I have a plan: I just need a reason not to do it,” the last thing I see is helplessness. I think your depression has been beating you up for years. It’s called you ugly, and stupid, and pathetic, and a failure, for so long that you’ve forgotten that it’s wrong. You don’t see any good in yourself, and you don’t have any hope. But still here you are: you’ve come over to me, banged on my door and said, “HEY! Staying alive is REALLY HARD right now! Just give me something to fight with! I don’t care if it’s a stick! Give me a stick and I can stay alive!” How is that helpless? I think that’s incredible. You’re like a marine: trapped for years behind enemy lines. Your gun has been taken away, you’re out of ammo, you’re malnourished, and you’ve probably caught some kind of jungle virus that’s making you hallucinate giant spiders. And you’re still just going, “GIVE ME A STICK. I’M NOT DYING OUT HERE.”“A cry for help” makes it sound like I’m supposed to take pity on you, but you don’t need my pity. This isn’t pathetic. This is the will to survive. This is how humans lived long enough to become the dominant species. With NO hope, running on NOTHING, you’re ready to cut through a hundred miles of hostile jungle with nothing but a stick, if that’s what it takes to get to safety. All I’m doing is handing out sticks. You’re the one saying alive. I legit cried at this. I’ve needed to hear it put this way. Bless this post. Every time I see this post I stop to read the whole image. It always helps — even on the good days. Because it wasn’t weakness. It wasn’t shameful to seek help. It wasn’t pathetic to “cry for help”. I was looking for a stick, be that from myself or from someone else. I was trying to find a way out. I was trying to heal myself. this is fuckin incredible. I’m sorry if I repost to many of these, but if it could be someone’s “stick” then it’s worth it I needed this so much

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Advice, Relationships, and Game: r/Advice u/Fodis6bb S.3h I'm 26 and she's 12, she wants me- what should i do? Relationships Been playing on online game with a woman - I'm up to level 26, but she's only level 12. She really wants me in her clan to help her level, but I can't find the heart to tell her that she's only going to hold me back from leveling up myself They had us in tha firsthalf, not gonna lie dont do it man

dont do it man

Club, Life, and Tumblr: MY WHOLE LIFE ISONE BIGLIE THE META PICTURE laughoutloud-club: Your Whole Life Is Not Lie, My Friend

laughoutloud-club: Your Whole Life Is Not Lie, My Friend

Iphone, Twitter, and Free: @jaylynmckinney babies are the most expensive thing you can get for free 9:39 PM-09 Mar 19 Twitter for iPhone Wheres the lie tho?

Wheres the lie tho?

Club, Life, and Tumblr: MY WHOLE LIFE ISONE BIGLIE THE META PICTURE laughoutloud-club: Your Whole Life Is Not Lie, My Friend

laughoutloud-club: Your Whole Life Is Not Lie, My Friend

Grandma, Head, and Memes: R.I.P Grandma @getonYOknees_x "l thought I replied" is the biggest lie. Spooky Corey @lucksyy Nah sometimes l reply in my head & l end up waiting for a text back thinking l actually replied

Dank, Hips Don't Lie, and Memes: You ever be sitting quietly and your brain just go "Shakira Shakira" MEMES Your hips don't lie.

Your hips don't lie.

killjoyhistory: Gerard Way Gerard Way listens to Danger Days and livetweets his thoughts (3/31/2013).

Dank, Grandma, and Head: R.I.P Grandma @getonYOknees_> "I thought I replied" is the biggest lie. Spooky Corey @lucksyy Nah sometimes I reply in my head &l end up waiting for a text back thinking I actually replied. Meirl by radowanhabib MORE MEMES

Meirl by radowanhabib MORE MEMES

Grandma, Head, and Text: R.I.P Grandma @getonYOknees_> "I thought I replied" is the biggest lie. Spooky Corey @lucksyy Nah sometimes I reply in my head &l end up waiting for a text back thinking I actually replied. Meirl

Meirl

Condom, Dad, and Dude: A kid asks his mom, "How was I born?" The mother replies, "Well, your dad and I took a little seed. We made a hole on the ground and covered it with earth. We watered it and took care of it. After some time, a plant came out of the ground and started to grow leaves. After a while the plant had a sweet aromatic bud. We took the bud and smoked them and then we got so high that we fucked without a condom. And that's how you were born." 2.1k џ 52 Share They had us in the f not gonna lie oh frick dude

oh frick dude

Beautiful, Family, and Instagram: While you browse through images on Instagram, just remember that real life is in your heart. Your smile. Your family. Your surroundings. Pictures online will make vou believe vou ' re not enough. Like you need to do something more. . . more exciting be more physicallv beautiful, be more popular, be bigger than you are. It's a lie. A net of fleeting fantasy. You are real. You are beautiful. You are enough. Go be in the world. Please don 't compare yourself to the world' s highlight reels and photoshopped selfies

Shit, Lying, and Msm: When you get so used to lying that even shit that don't matter is a damn lie Kerry Connolly Barry Burbank MSM Liars

MSM Liars

White People, White, and Word: 2 Us: You can't say the n-word. White People: That means Im not allowed to have fun anymore for the rest of mylife Where is the lie tho?

Where is the lie tho?

Time, Ask, and Lie to Me: All I ask is 3 things: Don't lie to me, Don't waste my time & don't have me looking stupid

Love, Secrets, and Open: If you love someone, don't lie, open up. Be honest, no secrets.

College, Curving, and Definitely: COLLEGE JIM JOE Bachelors Degree in Philosophy X 4 year paid apprenticeship 100K student debt Can't find a Philosopher jot Believes people without 0K student debt Earns 80K annually Disconnected Jim's college degrees are stupid electricity for non-payment Another day of black coffee and perspective... (most won't read this, but thanks to those who did... it's why I do, what I do). The meme definitely highlights a topic that seems legit... Has the government watered down the entire scope of what higher education actually means? Have they presented college in a manner that is setting people up to fail? Do they encourage people to "do whatever makes you happy", and screw what your life looks like afterward? Did they say; You can be whatever you want to be? Well... truth be told; THEY LIED TO YOU! It seems that LIE has brought about people who feel they are entitled to EQUAL QUALITY of happiness, regardless of how much work they have put in, or who actually planned for a better future outcome. Higher education isn't about going to college and earning a degree... then getting the job you believe you SHOULD be entitled to. It's about educating yourself for the future. It is about creating a life plan, that allows for successes no matter what has been thrown your way. If you haven't made a plan that allows for the "whatevers", then you have set yourself up for failure. Shit happens... and there are a plethora of WHATEVERS. From an unexpected kid (or four), to divorce and ultimately the support of those "whatevers". If you haven't built a better plan than the next guy, one that allows for improvising, adapting and overcoming those hurdles, then you have cut yourself short and have nobody else to blame... but yourself. The pursuit of happiness is exactly that... a pursuit. It is a life long pursuit that has to have realistic goals applied to it. If your plan is so rigid that you have no room for improvisation or adaptability... then how will you ever overcome and succeed? This is where real self-reflection has to be applied, not everyone is a doctor or a lawyer. Life would suck if that were the case anyway. I know life throws us curves (from environmental issues to emotional ones), I have been thrown my share... but you still have to learn how to hit those curve balls, or you won't be successful. Don't let life conquer you... the pursuit of happiness is the long journey called life... You can't figure it out overnight. You can't define it all at once. And you can't expect equal outcomes. There are other factors at play that must be applied to your game... some of those factors are skill and natural ability. Remember there is no equality in genetics, that's why we have multi-million dollar athletes, but you can use experience and common sense to put a successful plan into motion when life isn't going the way you initially planned, and that is called "IMPROVISE, ADAPT AND OVERCOME". The point is of this post is; PLAY YOUR GAME... the way you want to, but don't expect to get successes simply because you played the game. Every one else is playing too and they are planning to win. The question is; ARE YOU? Make no mistake... there are WINNERS and there are LOSERS in the game of life, and the only participation trophy you are going to get, is enjoying the learning experience while striving to to find your own definition of happiness. You are not entitled to somebody else's, only what you plan for yours to be. #blackcoffeeperspectives #patrioticselfreflections #definingwellregulation #responsiblepatriotism Patrick James

Another day of black coffee and perspective... (most won't read this, but thanks to those who did... it's why I do, what I do). The meme de...

Got, Cinnabon, and Via: Nahomi Lizbeth @ nahomilizbeth Follow he said "i got us a cinnabon" & then... CINNABON 8:05 AM-13 Sep 2016 19,068 Retweets 32,911 Likes Via Twitternahomillzbeth Ams @imnotamran Follow all niggas do is lie. Where's the Cinnabon? Where’s the Cinnabon?

Where’s the Cinnabon?

Facebook, Memes, and facebook.com: WE SHOULD MAKE POLITICIANS WEAR SHOCK COLLARS THAT GO OFF EACH TIME THEY LIE. ©www.Facebook.com/OneNationundarGod usofA

Pregnant, Shut Up, and World: Clarkisha Kent @IWriteAllDay 1h V Oh shut up, will you??? You ain't care when Tristan cheated on you the first fifty-leven times. You ain't care when he was sharing his Groupon peen with the world while you were pregnant with Two Truths and A Lie TM. Why do you care now? You're a bird. A whole pterodactyl Khloé @khloekardashiarn Why are you lying @jordynwoods ?? If you're going to try and save yourself by going public, INSTEAD OF CALLING ME PRIVATELY TO APOLOGIZE FIRST, at least be HON Groupon @Groupon Replying to @lWriteAllDay_ We would very much like to be excluded from this narrative When it’s supposed to be 1v1, but it turns into a rumble

When it’s supposed to be 1v1, but it turns into a rumble

Waiting..., All, and Lie: PERHAPS THE SADDEST OF ALL ARE THOSE O LIE WAITING VEN

Dank, Fall, and Iphone: BREZZIDENT @olaTheOG Women say "I already know. So don't lie to me" and you niggas really fall for it Imao she doesn't know shit. Keep lying, my nigga. KEEP LYING! 10:33 02 Mar 19 Twitter for iPhone 923 Retweets 1,866 Likes Its a trap. by Jetty_Boy MORE MEMES

Its a trap. by Jetty_Boy MORE MEMES

You, Lie, and Lie With Me: od YoU lie with me gmd ust forget the lorld?

Bad, Head, and Memes: Brandon I got vaccinated as a kid. As a result, I'm now starting to gray and bald. My balding got so bad I had to shave my head. I've also gained weight. Because of vaccines I have started aging instead of dying as a baby. They had us ini the firsthalf, not gonna lie Damn vaxxers via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2NEHVpx

Damn vaxxers via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2NEHVpx

Love, Respect, and Heart: Once you lie to a woman vou lose her trust, once you disrespect a woman you lose her respect, and once you brealk a woman's heart she'll never love you the same!

Bad, Head, and Baby: Brandon I got vaccinated as a kid. As a result, I'm now starting to gray and bald. My balding got so bad I had to shave my head. I've also gained weight. Because of vaccines I have started aging instead of dying as a baby. They had us ini the firsthalf, not gonna lie Damn vaxxers

Damn vaxxers

Bad, Dank, and Head: Brandon I got vaccinated as a kid. As a result, I'm now starting to gray and bald. My balding got so bad I had to shave my head. I've also gained weight. Because of vaccines I have started aging instead of dying as a baby. They had us ini the firsthalf, not gonna lie Damn vaxxers by Kyle_sch MORE MEMES

Damn vaxxers by Kyle_sch MORE MEMES

Love, Memes, and Respect: Once you lie to a woman you lose her trust, once you disrespect a woman you lose her respect, and once you break a woman's heart she'll never love you the same! LoveCasm USA 😌

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The General, Time, and And I Cannot Lie: I like big butts and I cannot lie No other brother can deny For a great low rate you could get online Go to The General to save some time

Life, Memes, and Live: My mom said something. "You can lie down for people to walk on you and they will still complain that you're not flat enough." Live your life. Mature Ganbino Never lose, abandon, or be a door mat for anyone or anything my loves. You can never please others by being inauthentic. They will always find something wrong and you will always feel used, unappreciated, lonely, and invisible. Be yourself and let others do the same.

Never lose, abandon, or be a door mat for anyone or anything my loves. You can never please others by being inauthentic. They will always f...

Dank, Doctor, and Memes: I will never vaccinate my kids You had us in the first half, not gonna lie will have a trained doctor vaccinate them danktoday: Not gonna lie by Finnskiler MORE MEMES

danktoday: Not gonna lie by Finnskiler MORE MEMES

Doctor, Meme, and Trash: I will never vaccinate my kids You had us in the first half, not gonna lie will have a trained doctor vaccinate them Absolutely trash meme

Absolutely trash meme

Dank, Memes, and Target: JUST SOMETHING CREATIVE 4-MIN READ Do You Remember Abbey, The Dog From 'I Am Legend'? She Is Now 13 And Still A Good Girl They had us in the firsthalf, not gonna lie That was a close one by Appymon MORE MEMES

That was a close one by Appymon MORE MEMES

Memes, I Am Legend, and Girl: JUST SOMETHING CREATIVE 4-MIN READ Do You Remember Abbey, The Dog From 'I Am Legend'? She Is Now 13 And Still A Good Girl They had us in the firsthalf, not gonna lie That was a close one via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2tL5GTO

That was a close one via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2tL5GTO

Memes, Live, and 🤖: FLIVE IN A VAN Not going to lie, I do live in a van...

Not going to lie, I do live in a van...

Anaconda, Dank, and Dildo: Casting amateur My girlfrind said that if my comment gets 100 likes we wil try anal. Please don't like my comment cause her dildo is too big and I am sure it will hurt me a lot. 395 Reply ase They had us in thetirs ,not gonna lie danktoday: Almost had me hit the like button by SmolManDan MORE MEMES It’s got 395 likes so ummmmmmmm

danktoday: Almost had me hit the like button by SmolManDan MORE MEMES It’s got 395 likes so ummmmmmmm

Dank, Doctor, and Memes: I will never vaccinate my kids You had us in the first half, not gonna lie will have a trained doctor vaccinate them Not gonna lie by Finnskiler MORE MEMES

Not gonna lie by Finnskiler MORE MEMES

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