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Birthday, Bless Up, and Blessed: Dogs in flower crowns @Dr Smashlove So my lil homegirl texted me about this clown who drove her home after her birthday party and wanted a Nobel Prize for not trying to get an invite upstairs. His text to her friend: "People like her don't appreciate a man who shows her respect. And then the next minute will be the girl who's like, wow, he wasn't just trying to fvck me, he was actually really nice lol." Men, imma tell u something that may not be intuitive. Y'all ready? Listen close. She. Don't. Owe. You. SHIIIIIIIIIT ๐Ÿ˜‚. Y'all love coming up with these scenarios: "Well, she don't want me, God bless her. When she wakes up at age 40 surrounded by six cats and no man she'll wish she gave me a chance." Let me tell you three things she gonna be thinking at age 40: (1) "Wow am I sexy. 40 looks good!" (2) "Wow, my sex drive is crazy at age 40! Lemme see if smash is available to beat the brakes off this lil Punani tonight โ˜บ๏ธ." (3) "Bees are dying at an alarming rate ๐Ÿค”." Lemme tell u what she's NOT thinking: "Wow, Terrence was so kind to me for not trying to bang me. I should have married him and had his children. I am now fraught with regret. What am I to do ๐Ÿ˜ข." She. Don't. Owe. You. SHIIIIIIIIIT ๐Ÿ˜. Ya get me? Y'all should be respectful to ALL women. ALL. Not some. ALL. "What if she a hoe lol." STOP CALLING WOMEN HOES HOWBOW DAH. (See? That was a trick question ๐Ÿ˜˜). Once u realize no woman owes u shit, you'll start to keep it G, not be so damn thirsty, and not come to expect anything from women. And watch how your life changes for the better. Ya get me! Bless up ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Birthday, Bless Up, and Blessed: Dogs in flower crowns
 @Dr Smashlove
So my lil homegirl texted me about this clown who drove her home after her birthday party and wanted a Nobel Prize for not trying to get an invite upstairs. His text to her friend: "People like her don't appreciate a man who shows her respect. And then the next minute will be the girl who's like, wow, he wasn't just trying to fvck me, he was actually really nice lol." Men, imma tell u something that may not be intuitive. Y'all ready? Listen close. She. Don't. Owe. You. SHIIIIIIIIIT ๐Ÿ˜‚. Y'all love coming up with these scenarios: "Well, she don't want me, God bless her. When she wakes up at age 40 surrounded by six cats and no man she'll wish she gave me a chance." Let me tell you three things she gonna be thinking at age 40: (1) "Wow am I sexy. 40 looks good!" (2) "Wow, my sex drive is crazy at age 40! Lemme see if smash is available to beat the brakes off this lil Punani tonight โ˜บ๏ธ." (3) "Bees are dying at an alarming rate ๐Ÿค”." Lemme tell u what she's NOT thinking: "Wow, Terrence was so kind to me for not trying to bang me. I should have married him and had his children. I am now fraught with regret. What am I to do ๐Ÿ˜ข." She. Don't. Owe. You. SHIIIIIIIIIT ๐Ÿ˜. Ya get me? Y'all should be respectful to ALL women. ALL. Not some. ALL. "What if she a hoe lol." STOP CALLING WOMEN HOES HOWBOW DAH. (See? That was a trick question ๐Ÿ˜˜). Once u realize no woman owes u shit, you'll start to keep it G, not be so damn thirsty, and not come to expect anything from women. And watch how your life changes for the better. Ya get me! Bless up ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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America, Belgium, and Goals: FOXNEWS IL LIKE NASA 7 new Earth-like exoplanets discovered, NASA announces "Talk about lucky number seven. Astronomers have discovered not one, not two, but seven Earth-sized planets orbiting a star called TRAPPIST-1. Whatโ€™s more, three of them are in the habitable zoneโ€” the happy place where liquid water can exist on the surface of rocky planets, as itโ€™s not too hot or cold. (Although liquid water could potentially exist on any of the seven, NASA said, it likes the odds on those three best.) The space agency calls the discovery of the fascinating solar system record-breaking. โ€œThe discovery gives us a hint that finding a second Earth is not just a matter of if, but when,โ€ Thomas Zurbuchen, associate administrator of the Science Mission Directorate at NASA Headquarters, said at a news conference announcing the discovery.Zurbuchen called it a "major step forward" towards the goal of answering the very big question: Is there life on other worlds?The discovery "is very promising for the search for life beyond our solar system,โ€ Michael Gillon, astronomer at the University of Liege in Belgium, added during the press conference. This is the first time astronomers have found so many Earth-sized planets circling the same sun. Since the seven planets orbit the star- which is roughly 40 light years away- fairly close to each other, the view from one planet would reveal other planets to look as big, if not bigger, than the way we see the moon from Earth. โ€œIf you were on the surface of one of these planets, you would have a wonderful view [of] the other planets,โ€ Gillon said, adding that they would be much more than just "dots of light" in the sky, as we see other planets, like Venus, from our home planet. " - Fox News trappist-1 trappist aliens alien liberals libbys democraps liberallogic liberal ccw247 conservative constitution presidenttrump resist stupidliberals merica america stupiddemocrats donaldtrump trump2016 patriot trump yeeyee presidentdonaldtrump draintheswamp makeamericagreatagain trumptrain maga Add me on Snapchat and get to know me. Don't be a stranger: thetypicallibby Partners: @theunapologeticpatriot ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ @too_savage_for_democrats ๐Ÿ @thelastgreatstand ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ @always.right ๐Ÿ˜ @keepamerica.usa โ˜ ๏ธ
America, Belgium, and Goals: FOXNEWS
 IL LIKE
 NASA
 7 new Earth-like
 exoplanets discovered,
 NASA announces
"Talk about lucky number seven. Astronomers have discovered not one, not two, but seven Earth-sized planets orbiting a star called TRAPPIST-1. Whatโ€™s more, three of them are in the habitable zoneโ€” the happy place where liquid water can exist on the surface of rocky planets, as itโ€™s not too hot or cold. (Although liquid water could potentially exist on any of the seven, NASA said, it likes the odds on those three best.) The space agency calls the discovery of the fascinating solar system record-breaking. โ€œThe discovery gives us a hint that finding a second Earth is not just a matter of if, but when,โ€ Thomas Zurbuchen, associate administrator of the Science Mission Directorate at NASA Headquarters, said at a news conference announcing the discovery.Zurbuchen called it a "major step forward" towards the goal of answering the very big question: Is there life on other worlds?The discovery "is very promising for the search for life beyond our solar system,โ€ Michael Gillon, astronomer at the University of Liege in Belgium, added during the press conference. This is the first time astronomers have found so many Earth-sized planets circling the same sun. Since the seven planets orbit the star- which is roughly 40 light years away- fairly close to each other, the view from one planet would reveal other planets to look as big, if not bigger, than the way we see the moon from Earth. โ€œIf you were on the surface of one of these planets, you would have a wonderful view [of] the other planets,โ€ Gillon said, adding that they would be much more than just "dots of light" in the sky, as we see other planets, like Venus, from our home planet. " - Fox News trappist-1 trappist aliens alien liberals libbys democraps liberallogic liberal ccw247 conservative constitution presidenttrump resist stupidliberals merica america stupiddemocrats donaldtrump trump2016 patriot trump yeeyee presidentdonaldtrump draintheswamp makeamericagreatagain trumptrain maga Add me on Snapchat and get to know me. Don't be a stranger: thetypicallibby Partners: @theunapologeticpatriot ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ @too_savage_for_democrats ๐Ÿ @thelastgreatstand ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ @always.right ๐Ÿ˜ @keepamerica.usa โ˜ ๏ธ

"Talk about lucky number seven. Astronomers have discovered not one, not two, but seven Earth-sized planets orbiting a star called TRAPPIST-...