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Butt, Chill, and Choose One: Ride Menu Choose one or more types of rides you would like today (You must be 18 years of age or older and over 4'2" tall.) The Stand-Up Ride lohn: The Lyft Driver I tell you about things I learned in prison and poor life choices I have made. Don't put a tattoo of your girlfriend on your butt. It rarely works out well. The Creepy Ride I don't say anything. I just leer at you periodically in the review mirror and lick my lips in an unpleasant, malicious or lascivious manner. The Therapy Ride Tell me about all your problems and I will pretend to care The Sympathy Ride I tell you about my problems and you pretend to care The Silent Ride The Sado-Masochistic Ride l insult you and your relatives (particularly your mother) and be as rude as I possibly can to you the whole trip. WARNING: This ride hegins by me throwing yo out of the car and making you run to catch up. The Chill Out Ride out on beautifu, qwiet classical music and you arrive at your destunation relaxed, refreshed and less likely to complain about the TSA strip search. The Gluttony Ride I recommend the best restaurants in town and warn you to stay away from the other oves ayped ones. (I will join you upon request.) The Jeopardy Ride I tell you fun facts and trivia about Nashville which will help you win game shows and amaze your friends. Hint: Ask me about "hookers Interesting Lyft ride The sadomasochistic ride is tempting (xpost from r/mildlyinteresting)
Butt, Chill, and Choose One: Ride Menu
 Choose one or more types of rides you would like today
 (You must be 18 years of age or older and over 4'2" tall.)
 The Stand-Up Ride
 lohn: The Lyft Driver
 I tell you about things I learned in prison and poor life choices I have made.
 Don't put a tattoo of your girlfriend on your butt. It rarely works out well.
 The Creepy Ride
 I don't say anything. I just leer at you periodically in the review mirror and
 lick my lips in an unpleasant, malicious or lascivious manner.
 The Therapy Ride
 Tell me about all your problems and I will pretend to care
 The Sympathy Ride
 I tell you about my problems and you pretend to care
 The Silent Ride
 The Sado-Masochistic Ride
 l insult you and your relatives (particularly your mother) and be as rude as I
 possibly can to you the whole trip. WARNING: This ride hegins by me
 throwing yo out of the car and making you run to catch up.
 The Chill Out Ride
 out on beautifu, qwiet classical music and you arrive at your destunation
 relaxed, refreshed and less likely to complain about the TSA strip search.
 The Gluttony Ride
 I recommend the best restaurants in town and warn you to stay away from
 the other oves ayped ones. (I will join you upon request.)
 The Jeopardy Ride
 I tell you fun facts and trivia about Nashville which will help you win game
 shows and amaze your friends. Hint: Ask me about "hookers
 Interesting Lyft ride
The sadomasochistic ride is tempting (xpost from r/mildlyinteresting)

The sadomasochistic ride is tempting (xpost from r/mildlyinteresting)

Be Like, Bitch, and Fall: HEY, I THINK T LOOK PRETTY GOOD FOR A POTTED PLANT YOU'RE GNORING ME tNow, AREN'T YOu? You FuCKIN BITCH ELLIOT! WE'RE GONNA BE LATE! 匂 HE'S GNORING ME HM I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S READ ALL OF THIS.. ALL OF THIS FILTH ELLIOT! C-COMING! You KNOW I SWEAR I'VE MET YOu BEFORE WOULD BE THIS BLOCKHEAD SN'T HERE DON'T KNOW I FOUND HIM (SHOES IN THE TRASHON! wow! IS THAT A DOG? READY To GO! WHAT KIND IS IT ? WOw GREAT! SORRY ABOuT THAT REEVALuATE MY LIFE CHOICES REAL QuICK NOT So FAST GONNA FINISH WHAT WE STARTED LATER? LOOK THE ONLV THING WE NEED TO FINISH ISTHIS RELATIONSHIP Aw, C'MON ELLIOT. DON'T BE LIKE THAT YOU'RE NOT GETTING SERIOuS, ACE ANY.. LIKE EVER CAN WE PLEASE JuST MOVE ON LET ME MOVE ON AND YOu SHOULD TOO BUT YOu WERE RARIN' TO GO JUST A FEW MOMENTS AGO! you ONLY JUST MET THE Guy GET OVER IT, ACE! I'LL ADMIT HAD A MOMENT OF WEAKNESs BUT ID RATHER GIVE DANNY A FAIR CHANCE I'M NOT GONNA FALL FOR YOUR TRICKS YoUR STUPID SEX TRICKS NOT TODAY NOT AGAIN он, JUST GO ALREADY ALEXICORP WHERE ELSE? YOu DONE SCREWING AROuND? WHERE ARE WE OFF TO? S-SORRY HAHA OH VEAH OF COURSE sharpzero: Hey hey happy friday! If you want to see pages early and a page of doodles every day please consider being a patron! patreon.com/robotsharks or buy a comic book at gumroad.com/robotsharksI’m moving to France next month to go to art school and I sure would like to be able to eat, so any form of support will go a long way! 3
nsfw
Be Like, Bitch, and Fall: HEY, I
 THINK T
 LOOK PRETTY
 GOOD FOR A
 POTTED PLANT
 YOU'RE
 GNORING ME
 tNow, AREN'T
 YOu?
 You
 FuCKIN
 BITCH
 ELLIOT!
 WE'RE GONNA
 BE LATE!
 匂
 HE'S
 GNORING
 ME
 HM
 I CAN'T
 BELIEVE HE'S
 READ ALL OF
 THIS..
 ALL OF
 THIS FILTH
 ELLIOT!
 C-COMING!
 You KNOW
 I SWEAR I'VE
 MET YOu
 BEFORE
 WOULD BE
 THIS BLOCKHEAD
 SN'T HERE
 DON'T KNOW
 I FOUND HIM
 (SHOES
 IN THE TRASHON!
 wow!
 IS THAT
 A DOG?
 READY
 To GO!
 WHAT
 KIND IS
 IT ?
 WOw
 GREAT!

 SORRY
 ABOuT THAT
 REEVALuATE
 MY LIFE CHOICES
 REAL QuICK
 NOT So
 FAST
 GONNA FINISH
 WHAT WE STARTED
 LATER?
 LOOK
 THE ONLV
 THING WE NEED
 TO FINISH ISTHIS
 RELATIONSHIP
 Aw, C'MON
 ELLIOT. DON'T
 BE LIKE THAT
 YOU'RE
 NOT GETTING
 SERIOuS,
 ACE
 ANY..
 LIKE EVER
 CAN WE
 PLEASE JuST
 MOVE ON
 LET ME
 MOVE ON
 AND YOu
 SHOULD TOO

 BUT YOu
 WERE RARIN'
 TO GO JUST A
 FEW MOMENTS
 AGO!
 you ONLY
 JUST MET
 THE Guy
 GET
 OVER IT,
 ACE!
 I'LL ADMIT
 HAD A MOMENT
 OF WEAKNESs
 BUT ID
 RATHER GIVE
 DANNY A FAIR
 CHANCE
 I'M NOT
 GONNA FALL
 FOR YOUR
 TRICKS
 YoUR
 STUPID SEX
 TRICKS
 NOT
 TODAY
 NOT
 AGAIN
 он,
 JUST GO
 ALREADY
 ALEXICORP
 WHERE ELSE?
 YOu DONE
 SCREWING
 AROuND?
 WHERE ARE
 WE OFF TO?
 S-SORRY
 HAHA
 OH VEAH
 OF COURSE
sharpzero:

Hey hey happy friday! If you want to see pages early and a page of doodles every day please consider being a patron! patreon.com/robotsharks or buy a comic book at gumroad.com/robotsharksI’m moving to France next month to go to art school and I sure would like to be able to eat, so any form of support will go a long way! 3

sharpzero: Hey hey happy friday! If you want to see pages early and a page of doodles every day please consider being a patron! patreon.com...

Cats, Funny, and Life: My cats look like they're about to tell me to sit down so that we can discuss my life choices
Cats, Funny, and Life: My cats look like they're about to tell me to sit down so that we can discuss my life choices

My cats look like they're about to tell me to sit down so that we can discuss my life choices