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Chill, Homeless, and Memes: Gazelle Mone'y
@GazelleMonetArt
My bestfriend broke up with her
boyfriend, & he "kicked her out" so
she'd be "homeless" afterwards. The
same day she started a premium
snapchat, posted it on tumblr & made
7k 16 hours. Now she's on a flight to
Jamaica to "chill'" for a few months. The
power of pussy. I'm so proud
2:46 PM 2/19/19 Twitter Web Client
6,970 Retweets 49.5K Likes
If I was a female for just 24hrs I’d be chasing a bag frfr
![Chill, Homeless, and Memes: Gazelle Mone'y
@GazelleMonetArt
My bestfriend broke up with her
boyfriend, & he "kicked her out" so
she'd be "homeless" afterwards. The
same day she started a premium
snapchat, posted it on tumblr & made
7k 16 hours. Now she's on a flight to
Jamaica to "chill'" for a few months. The
power of pussy. I'm so proud
2:46 PM 2/19/19 Twitter Web Client
6,970 Retweets 49.5K Likes
If I was a female for just 24hrs I’d be chasing a bag frfr]()
If I was a female for just 24hrs I’d be chasing a bag frfr
Love, Memes, and Psycho: All you really need is someone who
sees the psycho you are and likes you
anyway.
If he doesn’t love you at your psycho then he doesn’t deserve you at your slightly less psycho 😂😭🥰
![Love, Memes, and Psycho: All you really need is someone who
sees the psycho you are and likes you
anyway.
If he doesn’t love you at your psycho then he doesn’t deserve you at your slightly less psycho 😂😭🥰]()
If he doesn’t love you at your psycho then he doesn’t deserve you at your slightly less psycho 😂😭🥰
Instagram, Iphone, and Twitter: Leea
@Aleeajanique
crabs just don't understand how good
they muhfucking legs is
8:24 AM 2/8/19 Twitter for iPhone
22.4K Retweets 62.7K Likes
𝗙𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄: @𝗧𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗶𝗰_𝗠 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 ❄️ 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺:@𝗴𝗹𝗶𝘇𝘇𝘆𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 🦋
![Instagram, Iphone, and Twitter: Leea
@Aleeajanique
crabs just don't understand how good
they muhfucking legs is
8:24 AM 2/8/19 Twitter for iPhone
22.4K Retweets 62.7K Likes
𝗙𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄: @𝗧𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗶𝗰_𝗠 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 ❄️ 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺:@𝗴𝗹𝗶𝘇𝘇𝘆𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 🦋]()
𝗙𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄: @𝗧𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗶𝗰_𝗠 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 ❄️ 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺:@𝗴𝗹𝗶𝘇𝘇𝘆𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 🦋
Drinking, Pregnant, and Puppies: Garfield creator Jim Davis says a 1990 comic strip has been
widely misunderstood, and that it does not show Garfield's
owner, Jon Arbuckle, drinking a cup of dog semen.
Reliable Truck
@ccchauffe
Follow
Have yall seen this Garfield where Jon drinks
dog semen? What a great comic
HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE, JON."
WHY THANKS. DON'T MIND
CONGRATOLATIONS, U ARE GOING TO GIVE BIRTH TO
MR. ARBUCKLE
A FINE, HEALTHY LITTER OF
PUPPIES
HATE
PUPPIES!
4:41 PM - 22 Jan 2015
3,147 Retweets 4,260 Likes
dansparce:
lumsel:
delxaz:
buzzfeed:
weirdbuzzfeed:
Garfield Creator Jim Davis Denies That Jon Drinks Dog Semen In A 1990 Comic Strip
g o o d b y e
Here’s the bit of the article where he says what it is
Dog Semen is Jim Davis’ Cow Tools
@Jim Davis thinking everyone would know about the pregnant cow supplement:
![Drinking, Pregnant, and Puppies: Garfield creator Jim Davis says a 1990 comic strip has been
widely misunderstood, and that it does not show Garfield's
owner, Jon Arbuckle, drinking a cup of dog semen.
Reliable Truck
@ccchauffe
Follow
Have yall seen this Garfield where Jon drinks
dog semen? What a great comic
HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE, JON."
WHY THANKS. DON'T MIND
CONGRATOLATIONS, U ARE GOING TO GIVE BIRTH TO
MR. ARBUCKLE
A FINE, HEALTHY LITTER OF
PUPPIES
HATE
PUPPIES!
4:41 PM - 22 Jan 2015
3,147 Retweets 4,260 Likes
dansparce:
lumsel:
delxaz:
buzzfeed:
weirdbuzzfeed:
Garfield Creator Jim Davis Denies That Jon Drinks Dog Semen In A 1990 Comic Strip
g o o d b y e
Here’s the bit of the article where he says what it is
Dog Semen is Jim Davis’ Cow Tools
@Jim Davis thinking everyone would know about the pregnant cow supplement:]()
dansparce: lumsel: delxaz: buzzfeed: weirdbuzzfeed: Garfield Creator Jim Davis Denies That Jon Drinks Dog Semen In A 1990 Comic Strip g ...
Club, God, and Horny: rhaast
@Chainbody
god feared horny men enough to give
nutting a cooldown
2018-11-17, 3:41 PM
2,463 Retweets 10K Likes
People Tweeted about this
December 1st @claywash33.3h
Replying to @Chainbody
We really got nerfed huh
13 205
This is a really, really, REALLY, I3h
We were too op
laughoutloud-club:
Waiting for the next patch
![Club, God, and Horny: rhaast
@Chainbody
god feared horny men enough to give
nutting a cooldown
2018-11-17, 3:41 PM
2,463 Retweets 10K Likes
People Tweeted about this
December 1st @claywash33.3h
Replying to @Chainbody
We really got nerfed huh
13 205
This is a really, really, REALLY, I3h
We were too op
laughoutloud-club:
Waiting for the next patch]()
laughoutloud-club: Waiting for the next patch
Army, Experience, and Job: Tweet
One Devloper Army
@OneDevloperArmy
> we're looking for a junior
developer with the experience of a
senior developer for the salary of
an intern
10:46 PM 10 Jun 18
ili View Tweet activity
44 Retweets 198 Likes
Every job description I come across
![Army, Experience, and Job: Tweet
One Devloper Army
@OneDevloperArmy
> we're looking for a junior
developer with the experience of a
senior developer for the salary of
an intern
10:46 PM 10 Jun 18
ili View Tweet activity
44 Retweets 198 Likes
Every job description I come across]()
Every job description I come across
Doctor, Lmao, and Target: venezianos:
blanka-s submitted: i dreW MORE
IM SCCREAMING
![Doctor, Lmao, and Target: venezianos:
blanka-s submitted: i dreW MORE
IM SCCREAMING]()
venezianos: blanka-s submitted: i dreW MORE IM SCCREAMING
America, England, and Family: transparentalia:
transparent sweden requested by ask-transgender-dmab-canada!
![America, England, and Family: transparentalia:
transparent sweden requested by ask-transgender-dmab-canada!]()
nsfw
transparentalia: transparent sweden requested by ask-transgender-dmab-canada!
Memes, Bill Murray, and Genius: Bill Murray
@BillMurray
Step 1: Buy a 3D printer
Step 2: Print a 3D printer
Step 3: Return the 3D printer
4:47 PM 14 Jul 16
625 Retweets 1,124 Likes
MESSAGES
Harvard
Bro you want a scholarship?
nc
what a genius via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2T7gYjO
![Memes, Bill Murray, and Genius: Bill Murray
@BillMurray
Step 1: Buy a 3D printer
Step 2: Print a 3D printer
Step 3: Return the 3D printer
4:47 PM 14 Jul 16
625 Retweets 1,124 Likes
MESSAGES
Harvard
Bro you want a scholarship?
nc
what a genius via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2T7gYjO]()
what a genius via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2T7gYjO
Be Like, Crime, and Friends: t You Retweeted
tiddy girl
@lesbianable
A group of men is called a threat
3:07 AM.25 Apr 18
52.7K Retweets 192K Likes
crime-she-typed:
babashookbitch:
rexkataki:
babashookbitch:
rexkataki:
babashookbitch:
rexkataki:
babashookbitch:
treefrogsoup:
okay, as a straight guy I have a complaint
So what do you call a group of women?
Friends
Then why are a group of men a threat? A group of women can be a threat if they wanted to
The difference is that women have to want to be a threat to be one whereas men just be like that
Not all men are like that
And not all bacteria are pathogenic but we still wash our hands out of fear of the ones that are so what’s your point?
^^^THAT CLAPBACK WAS VISCIOUSSSS
![Be Like, Crime, and Friends: t You Retweeted
tiddy girl
@lesbianable
A group of men is called a threat
3:07 AM.25 Apr 18
52.7K Retweets 192K Likes
crime-she-typed:
babashookbitch:
rexkataki:
babashookbitch:
rexkataki:
babashookbitch:
rexkataki:
babashookbitch:
treefrogsoup:
okay, as a straight guy I have a complaint
So what do you call a group of women?
Friends
Then why are a group of men a threat? A group of women can be a threat if they wanted to
The difference is that women have to want to be a threat to be one whereas men just be like that
Not all men are like that
And not all bacteria are pathogenic but we still wash our hands out of fear of the ones that are so what’s your point?
^^^THAT CLAPBACK WAS VISCIOUSSSS]()
crime-she-typed: babashookbitch: rexkataki: babashookbitch: rexkataki: babashookbitch: rexkataki: babashookbitch: treefrogsoup...