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Alive, Bad, and Cute: Me as a parent Today's WiFi password can be unlocked by texting a photo of a clean kitchen to mom. Said photograph MUST contain one box of crackers on the counter by the stove (to prevent re-using any previous photos). Thank you for playing. May the odds be ever in your favor. Love, Mom sonansu This is such an abuser-disguised-as-a-quirky-parent vibe it literally makes me sick 2 look at lol eclecticnerd33 I am going to talk about this for a minute, because yeah I think OP really nails something here. A lot of really crappy parenting is often upheld as a cute or funny thing, and a lot of people in the comments are shitting on OP because they cannot imagine how t could possibly be abusive. It's hard because you cannot see the rest of the context, but this could very well be an abuse tactic, and overall is just a crappy thing to do to a kid. Plus it probably doesn't work and has negative consequences for the overall relationship l am going to address several things off of the bat. I am not saying that having your kid clean the kitchen is abusive, what I am saying is establishing a pattern of taking away good things preemptively to enforce·good" behavior Is a bad parenting tactic that could toe the line to abuse. Especially the way it's worded as if it's a common tactic (need for a new photo), overall this is authoritarian, allows no room for autonomy, and doesn't even really get at why the kitchen should be and needs to cleaned today (what you actually want your ki to learn in the long run). There are better ways new photo), overall this is authoritarian, allows no room for autonomy, and doesn't even really get at why the kitchen should be and needs to be cleaned today (what you actually want your kid to learn in the long run). There are better ways to communicate the message of shared responsibility than through the creation of social isolation (and yes this is social isolation, wifi is used in how humans particularly young people communicate with their friends in real life and online nowadays) The major point I want to emphasize is that this type of action establishes a precedent and a set of emotions in a kid and none of those emotions are positive. It shows that important and vital things will be withheld, potentially without warning. It tells the kid they do not have a say in how their environment is structured, it tells them they do not have the right to set their own schedule, overall it breeds a sense of incompetence in themselves and resentment towards that authority that doesn't really consider their desire and needs I reflect a lot on parenting, and the best parenting doesnt demand a kid do something or else, it gives a kid the tools so they can get to that answer on their own, and when they do both of you will be better served. The kid will have more motivation to get it done, and there isnta building sense of resentment. Yeah this method is hard work, a are situations and kids it doesn't work for, but this post out of context does give me bad parery kid they do not have a say in how their environment Is structured, it tells them they do not have the right to set their own schedule, overall it breeds a sense of incompetence in themselves and resentment towards that authority that doesn't really consider their desire and needs I reflect a lot on parenting, and the best parenting doesnt demand a kid do something or else, it gives a kid the tools so they can get to that answer on their own, and when they do both of you will be better served. The kid will have more motivation to get it done, and there isn't a building sense of resentment. Yeah this method is hard work, and there are situations and kids it doesn't work for, but seeing this post out of context does give me bad parenting/ potential abuse vibes sonansu Hey! Thanks a ton. Since making this comment offhandedly, I have gotten over fifty Anon messages telling me I'm a spoiled brat, that my abuse is fake, and that should take my own life and stop being a burden on my abusive parents. People perceived my comment as "lol this is inherently abusive" rather than the "man this gives me the Willie's cause it's resonant to my own abuse. intended In that time, few people have stood up for me even tried to understand my side. Thank you fo having compassion for an abuse survivor instead of "lol this inherently abusive" rather than comment as is the "man this gives me the Willie's cause it's resonant to my own abuse. intended In that time, few people have stood up for me or even tried to understand my side. Thank you for having compassion for an abuse survivor instead of invalidating her. It legitimately means a lot to me. hearth-fucker Yeah this creeps me out on so many levels. It's different from the stereotypical picture of abuse but that doesn't make it any less abusive and it's important to look at this sort of controlling behavion and call it abuse toO horrorjapan f you think helping your mother who likely provides for you, cooks for you, is clearly out working to keep a roof over your head is 'abuse' grow the fuck up. I can't wait until the real world eats you entitled shits alive. Source: quotethatword #fucking this 181,908 notes No wifi =abuse?
Alive, Bad, and Cute: Me as a parent
 Today's WiFi password can be
 unlocked by texting a photo
 of a clean kitchen to mom.
 Said photograph MUST contain
 one box of crackers on the
 counter by the stove (to prevent
 re-using any previous photos).
 Thank you for playing.
 May the odds be ever
 in your favor.
 Love, Mom

 sonansu
 This is such an abuser-disguised-as-a-quirky-parent
 vibe it literally makes me sick 2 look at lol
 eclecticnerd33
 I am going to talk about this for a minute, because
 yeah I think OP really nails something here. A lot of
 really crappy parenting is often upheld as a cute or
 funny thing, and a lot of people in the comments are
 shitting on OP because they cannot imagine how
 t could possibly be abusive. It's hard because you
 cannot see the rest of the context, but this could
 very well be an abuse tactic, and overall is just a
 crappy thing to do to a kid. Plus it probably doesn't
 work and has negative consequences for the overall
 relationship
 l am going to address several things off of the
 bat. I am not saying that having your kid clean the
 kitchen is abusive, what I am saying is establishing a
 pattern of taking away good things preemptively to
 enforce·good" behavior Is a bad parenting tactic
 that could toe the line to abuse. Especially the way
 it's worded as if it's a common tactic (need for a
 new photo), overall this is authoritarian, allows
 no room for autonomy, and doesn't even really
 get at why the kitchen should be and needs to
 cleaned today (what you actually want your ki
 to learn in the long run). There are better ways

 new photo), overall this is authoritarian, allows
 no room for autonomy, and doesn't even really
 get at why the kitchen should be and needs to be
 cleaned today (what you actually want your kid
 to learn in the long run). There are better ways to
 communicate the message of shared responsibility
 than through the creation of social isolation (and yes
 this is social isolation, wifi is used in how humans
 particularly young people communicate with their
 friends in real life and online nowadays)
 The major point I want to emphasize is that this
 type of action establishes a precedent and a set of
 emotions in a kid and none of those emotions are
 positive. It shows that important and vital things will
 be withheld, potentially without warning. It tells the
 kid they do not have a say in how their environment
 is structured, it tells them they do not have the right
 to set their own schedule, overall it breeds a sense
 of incompetence in themselves and resentment
 towards that authority that doesn't really consider
 their desire and needs
 I reflect a lot on parenting, and the best parenting
 doesnt demand a kid do something or else, it gives
 a kid the tools so they can get to that answer on
 their own, and when they do both of you will be
 better served. The kid will have more motivation
 to get it done, and there isnta building sense of
 resentment. Yeah this method is hard work, a
 are situations and kids it doesn't work for, but
 this post out of context does give me bad parery

 kid they do not have a say in how their environment
 Is structured, it tells them they do not have the right
 to set their own schedule, overall it breeds a sense
 of incompetence in themselves and resentment
 towards that authority that doesn't really consider
 their desire and needs
 I reflect a lot on parenting, and the best parenting
 doesnt demand a kid do something or else, it gives
 a kid the tools so they can get to that answer on
 their own, and when they do both of you will be
 better served. The kid will have more motivation
 to get it done, and there isn't a building sense of
 resentment. Yeah this method is hard work, and there
 are situations and kids it doesn't work for, but seeing
 this post out of context does give me bad parenting/
 potential abuse vibes
 sonansu
 Hey! Thanks a ton. Since making this comment
 offhandedly, I have gotten over fifty Anon messages
 telling me I'm a spoiled brat, that my abuse is fake,
 and that should take my own life and stop being a
 burden on my abusive parents. People perceived my
 comment as "lol this is inherently abusive" rather than
 the "man this gives me the Willie's cause it's resonant
 to my own abuse. intended
 In that time, few people have stood up for me
 even tried to understand my side. Thank you fo
 having compassion for an abuse survivor instead of

 "lol
 this
 inherently
 abusive"
 rather
 than
 comment as is
 the "man this gives me the Willie's cause it's resonant
 to my own abuse. intended
 In that time, few people have stood up for me or
 even tried to understand my side. Thank you for
 having compassion for an abuse survivor instead of
 invalidating her. It legitimately means a lot to me.
 hearth-fucker
 Yeah this creeps me out on so many levels. It's
 different from the stereotypical picture of abuse
 but that doesn't make it any less abusive and it's
 important to look at this sort of controlling behavion
 and call it abuse toO
 horrorjapan
 f you think helping your mother who likely provides
 for you, cooks for you, is clearly out working to keep a
 roof over your head is 'abuse' grow the fuck up. I can't
 wait until the real world eats you entitled shits alive.
 Source: quotethatword #fucking this
 181,908 notes
No wifi =abuse?

No wifi =abuse?

Bless Up, Crime, and Drunk: My friend just adopted this strange brown hippopotamus. Pic: reddit u/Herodias @DrSmashlove PP fracture is real, and it’s unfortunate, bruv. The PP is comprised of three tubes, two of which fill up with blood when u aroused. The third is the urethra. If ya girl on top - riding a lil too wild goin ham and bananas on the dih and she super duper waterfall shtatus just making a puddle under u cot damn jumping up and down to hit that super deep shtroke to where yo PP feel like it bout to pop out - she could actually land wrong and u could sustain a fracture - u hear a loud popping or cracking which mean the tissue that surround ya two big tubes can’t withstand the pressure. Down go ya PP. Bruising. Indescribable pain. Blood when u pee. U gotta go straight to the ER and have surgery and even then, u might never do a full flag salute again. That don’t seem very pleasant, do it bruv. To just get yo PP broke. Well how the FVCK u think a woman feel when u putting in work from behind, invade the wrong entry point, and break her b00tyhole 😩. Men who find themselves ‘accidentally’ in the back door are engaging in gross negligence or recklessness - which is a crime. If u drunk and drive, u may not be intending to hit a kid on a bicycle, but if u do, u knew it was possible, and so u liable. That’s at BEST. At worst, y’all in rape territory (let’s call it what it is.) Sadly, I’ve met a LOT of women who will never even try the Backdoor Boogie because of an ‘accidental’ invasion so congrats to all u men who do this - your aggression - wanton stupidity has ruined a pretty awesome act for a whole segment of the female population. The bottom line is that this is inexcusable - either u careless to the point of being reckless, or u a predator. And whether u know it or not bruv u on borrowed time. A lot of ladies like it rough. This isn’t ‘being rough’. It’s not consensual. It’s barely a grey area. It’s actually mostly black and white. Your last partner might have let it slide (no pun intended 😖) but your next one might fvck ya life up - and she got every right to. I am the last one who should be lecturing anybody because I do a lot of sh!t I’m ashamed of so let’s just take this as a collective reminder...Men: let’s do better. ME TOO. Aight? Bless up 🙌
Bless Up, Crime, and Drunk: My friend just adopted this strange brown
 hippopotamus.
 Pic: reddit u/Herodias
 @DrSmashlove
PP fracture is real, and it’s unfortunate, bruv. The PP is comprised of three tubes, two of which fill up with blood when u aroused. The third is the urethra. If ya girl on top - riding a lil too wild goin ham and bananas on the dih and she super duper waterfall shtatus just making a puddle under u cot damn jumping up and down to hit that super deep shtroke to where yo PP feel like it bout to pop out - she could actually land wrong and u could sustain a fracture - u hear a loud popping or cracking which mean the tissue that surround ya two big tubes can’t withstand the pressure. Down go ya PP. Bruising. Indescribable pain. Blood when u pee. U gotta go straight to the ER and have surgery and even then, u might never do a full flag salute again. That don’t seem very pleasant, do it bruv. To just get yo PP broke. Well how the FVCK u think a woman feel when u putting in work from behind, invade the wrong entry point, and break her b00tyhole 😩. Men who find themselves ‘accidentally’ in the back door are engaging in gross negligence or recklessness - which is a crime. If u drunk and drive, u may not be intending to hit a kid on a bicycle, but if u do, u knew it was possible, and so u liable. That’s at BEST. At worst, y’all in rape territory (let’s call it what it is.) Sadly, I’ve met a LOT of women who will never even try the Backdoor Boogie because of an ‘accidental’ invasion so congrats to all u men who do this - your aggression - wanton stupidity has ruined a pretty awesome act for a whole segment of the female population. The bottom line is that this is inexcusable - either u careless to the point of being reckless, or u a predator. And whether u know it or not bruv u on borrowed time. A lot of ladies like it rough. This isn’t ‘being rough’. It’s not consensual. It’s barely a grey area. It’s actually mostly black and white. Your last partner might have let it slide (no pun intended 😖) but your next one might fvck ya life up - and she got every right to. I am the last one who should be lecturing anybody because I do a lot of sh!t I’m ashamed of so let’s just take this as a collective reminder...Men: let’s do better. ME TOO. Aight? Bless up 🙌

PP fracture is real, and it’s unfortunate, bruv. The PP is comprised of three tubes, two of which fill up with blood when u aroused. The thi...

Bruh, Disappointed, and Dude: 15% 6:33 PM CALL 2017 Iv been good 18 PM l cant believe u miss your internet friends l thought u didn't talk to anyone Untile we are together 129 PM On the phone and your table I feel depressed And sad I feel like someone just stabbed me to death 12:30 PM U never told me u talked to internet friends l thought i agreed to let u talk to friends at school not internet friends Enter message SEND I thought i agreed to let u talk to friends at school not internet friends I thought i agreed to let u talk to friends at school not internet friends im disappointed in u 12:31 PM My love 12:32 PM sorry to tell you bro but you aint talking to her, you talking to a random nigga i lent her my phone to call you, i aint think you would keep texting 2:07 PM sorry dude... idk what yall on but she told me she got her phone taken, so contact her 2:16 PM elsewhere Wednesday, October 11, 2017 Enter message SEND Yes Necko-chan i miss u 2 Im always thinking about u 1156 AM And i really want to spend Halloween with u Please try to call me with your phone I miss u necko-chan I love u necko-chan 11:58 AM 11:57 AM Thursday, October 12,2017 Necko-chan i wont be able to talk until 2 hours because thats when i get my 30 minute break at work Right now im in my 10 minute break I love u necko-chan 9-55 AM Enter message SEND I love u necko-chan 9:55 AM Im in my 30 minute break I miss u Necko-chan 12:39 PM Im able to talk Is necko-chan there 12:40 PM nah bro still me i really gotta stop turning on my phone to love notes from another nigga bruh this shit 2:47 PM bout gay as hell its time to stop unless she calls you dude dont hit my line, dont even text this number, keep it to 12:50 PM Voice. Enter message SEND nah bro still me i really gotta stop turning on my phone to love notes from another nigga bruh this shit bout gay as hell 12:47 PM its time to stop. unless she calls you dude dont hit my line, dont even text this number, keep it to 2:50 PM voice. Friday, October 20, 2017 Necko-chan 11:23 AM Monday, October 30, 2017 Hi i wanted to ask u if their is school today? 9:58 AM dude, i'm trying to tell you this 10:01 AM is inappropriate. s t o p Enter message SEND I lent a girl my phone in class. Didn't expect her boyfriend to keep texting.
Bruh, Disappointed, and Dude: 15%
 6:33 PM
 CALL
 2017
 Iv been good 18 PM
 l cant believe u miss your
 internet friends
 l thought u didn't talk to
 anyone
 Untile we are together 129 PM
 On the phone and your table
 I feel depressed
 And sad
 I feel like someone just
 stabbed me to death
 12:30 PM
 U never told me u talked to
 internet friends
 l thought i agreed to let u
 talk to friends at school not
 internet friends
 Enter message
 SEND

 I thought i agreed to let u
 talk to friends at school not
 internet friends
 I thought i agreed to let u
 talk to friends at school not
 internet friends
 im disappointed in u 12:31 PM
 My love
 12:32 PM
 sorry to tell you bro but you
 aint talking to her, you talking
 to a random nigga
 i lent her my phone to call
 you, i aint think you would
 keep texting
 2:07 PM
 sorry dude... idk what yall on
 but she told me she got her
 phone taken, so contact her
 2:16 PM elsewhere
 Wednesday, October 11, 2017
 Enter message
 SEND

 Yes
 Necko-chan i miss u 2
 Im always thinking about u 1156 AM
 And i really want to spend
 Halloween with u
 Please try to call me with your
 phone
 I miss u necko-chan
 I love u necko-chan 11:58 AM
 11:57 AM
 Thursday, October 12,2017
 Necko-chan i wont be able
 to talk until 2 hours because
 thats when i get my 30
 minute break at work
 Right now im in my 10 minute
 break
 I love u necko-chan
 9-55 AM
 Enter message
 SEND

 I love u necko-chan
 9:55 AM
 Im in my 30 minute break
 I miss u
 Necko-chan 12:39 PM
 Im able to talk
 Is necko-chan there 12:40 PM
 nah bro still me
 i really gotta stop turning on
 my phone to love notes from
 another nigga bruh this shit
 2:47 PM bout gay as hell
 its time to stop
 unless she calls you dude
 dont hit my line, dont even
 text this number, keep it to
 12:50 PM Voice.
 Enter message
 SEND

 nah bro still me
 i really gotta stop turning on
 my phone to love notes from
 another nigga bruh this shit
 bout gay as hell
 12:47 PM
 its time to stop.
 unless she calls you dude
 dont hit my line, dont even
 text this number, keep it to
 2:50 PM voice.
 Friday, October 20, 2017
 Necko-chan 11:23 AM
 Monday, October 30, 2017
 Hi i wanted to ask u if their is
 school today?
 9:58 AM
 dude, i'm trying to tell you this
 10:01 AM is inappropriate. s t o p
 Enter message
 SEND
I lent a girl my phone in class. Didn't expect her boyfriend to keep texting.

I lent a girl my phone in class. Didn't expect her boyfriend to keep texting.