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Dogs, Food, and Fucking: Woman who said her dog was
vegetarian is proved wrong in seconds
A woman who was raising her dog as a vegetarian was left speechless
on live TV when her pet chose meat over vegetables.
She believed the animal wanted to be vegetarian, so purchased meat-free dog food and served up
leftover vogotablcs (Picturc: REX)
DOG
delicious
Finally, some good fucking food
edgarallenbroe:
Literally the name for the tooth meant for ripping meat off a bone to ingest is the literal the scientific name of dogs. CANINE.
Dogs descended from motherfucking wolves. Y’all think wolves eat salad in the wild?
![Dogs, Food, and Fucking: Woman who said her dog was
vegetarian is proved wrong in seconds
A woman who was raising her dog as a vegetarian was left speechless
on live TV when her pet chose meat over vegetables.
She believed the animal wanted to be vegetarian, so purchased meat-free dog food and served up
leftover vogotablcs (Picturc: REX)
DOG
delicious
Finally, some good fucking food
edgarallenbroe:
Literally the name for the tooth meant for ripping meat off a bone to ingest is the literal the scientific name of dogs. CANINE.
Dogs descended from motherfucking wolves. Y’all think wolves eat salad in the wild?]()
edgarallenbroe: Literally the name for the tooth meant for ripping meat off a bone to ingest is the literal the scientific name of dogs. CA...
Anime, Bad, and Dude: Anime Weekend Atlanta
5hrs .
For cosplayers.
Literal breastplate will give you a cosplay-ready, anime-
class bust in seconds 【 Photos】
It's sort of disheartening to think that you can spend countless hours and huge
sums of cash working on your cosplay creation, getting the outt looking just like..
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Travis
id rather not be deceived..., Kill it with fire XO!!..
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travis i'd hate to be the bearer of bad news, but nothing
Taylor
you see on a cosplay is real. that fursuit has a human inside it. the elf
ears come right off. no one actually has purple skin. sorry, man.
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asgardian-viking:
List of People who could use this:
-Trans women (cosplayers and non-cosplayers)
- Cis Women who feel too shy to actually show off their chest but still want to pull this off
- Cis women with small chests who also want to be true the characters.
- Pretty much any dude who wants to cosplay as a female character
- Anyone who wants to piss off Travis
![Anime, Bad, and Dude: Anime Weekend Atlanta
5hrs .
For cosplayers.
Literal breastplate will give you a cosplay-ready, anime-
class bust in seconds 【 Photos】
It's sort of disheartening to think that you can spend countless hours and huge
sums of cash working on your cosplay creation, getting the outt looking just like..
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Travis
id rather not be deceived..., Kill it with fire XO!!..
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travis i'd hate to be the bearer of bad news, but nothing
Taylor
you see on a cosplay is real. that fursuit has a human inside it. the elf
ears come right off. no one actually has purple skin. sorry, man.
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asgardian-viking:
List of People who could use this:
-Trans women (cosplayers and non-cosplayers)
- Cis Women who feel too shy to actually show off their chest but still want to pull this off
- Cis women with small chests who also want to be true the characters.
- Pretty much any dude who wants to cosplay as a female character
- Anyone who wants to piss off Travis]()
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Dating, School, and Shit: It's the Bobby-mobile express to school! CHOO CHO0 hop in!
No thanks, I'd rather walk
And I don't much care for walking,
so you can imagine how I feel about you right now
gindaddy6969:- Bobby embraces his inner racist Kahn is a literal piece of shit half the time and Bobby had no problems dating his daughter Connie so what y’all not about to do is slander my mans like that.
![Dating, School, and Shit: It's the Bobby-mobile express to school! CHOO CHO0 hop in!
No thanks, I'd rather walk
And I don't much care for walking,
so you can imagine how I feel about you right now
gindaddy6969:- Bobby embraces his inner racist Kahn is a literal piece of shit half the time and Bobby had no problems dating his daughter Connie so what y’all not about to do is slander my mans like that.]()
gindaddy6969:- Bobby embraces his inner racist Kahn is a literal piece of shit half the time and Bobby had no problems dating his daughter C...
Beautiful, News, and Shit: jakeinthebox:
pomrania:
pharoahamunsadji:
mulaneysbutt:
lizatonix:
bobertlutece:
this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it
There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.
It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.
Emmy Award Winning™️
I FOUND IT AGAIN.
Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.
IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR LITERAL MONTHS HOLY SHIT
![Beautiful, News, and Shit: jakeinthebox:
pomrania:
pharoahamunsadji:
mulaneysbutt:
lizatonix:
bobertlutece:
this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it
There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.
It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.
Emmy Award Winning™️
I FOUND IT AGAIN.
Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.
IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR LITERAL MONTHS HOLY SHIT]()
jakeinthebox: pomrania: pharoahamunsadji: mulaneysbutt: lizatonix: bobertlutece: this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need...
Beautiful, Tumblr, and Blog: من هنا إنطلق الحرف الأول
للكتابة الى كل با الاري
The first written words
started here
f0rgemaster:
tropijcal:
Uruk, Iraq
The sorta literal translation from the arabic is so much more beautiful
“From here rose the first written letter, (finding its way) to every point on earth”
I like this version more
![Beautiful, Tumblr, and Blog: من هنا إنطلق الحرف الأول
للكتابة الى كل با الاري
The first written words
started here
f0rgemaster:
tropijcal:
Uruk, Iraq
The sorta literal translation from the arabic is so much more beautiful
“From here rose the first written letter, (finding its way) to every point on earth”
I like this version more]()
f0rgemaster: tropijcal: Uruk, Iraq The sorta literal translation from the arabic is so much more beautiful “From here rose the first writ...
Iphone, Twitter, and Good: Tweet
Justin
@JustinRyanBerni
My mom charged my older brother rent
for like two years but secretly saved it and
when he was getting ready to buy his
house she gave it ll back to him, that
women is a literal saint.
8:48 PM 5/30/19 Twitter for iPhone
2,432 Retweets 29.6K Likes
This is actually really smart. Good on mom.
![Iphone, Twitter, and Good: Tweet
Justin
@JustinRyanBerni
My mom charged my older brother rent
for like two years but secretly saved it and
when he was getting ready to buy his
house she gave it ll back to him, that
women is a literal saint.
8:48 PM 5/30/19 Twitter for iPhone
2,432 Retweets 29.6K Likes
This is actually really smart. Good on mom.]()
This is actually really smart. Good on mom.
![America, Arguing, and Fuck You: Pixelated Boat @pixelatedboat 12h
Replying to @pixelatedboat
FYI, if you're wondering how Germany commemorates Hitler, this is the spot
where he died:
garlic-slut:
withywindlesdaughter:
imagesofperfection:
gtfomulder:
nichtschwert:
irishfino:
ithelpstodream:
“it’s just a parking lot”
exactly. there’s nothing there. not a statue. not a plaque. nothing.
[drives over hitler’s death site]
Bloody amazing.
And you know what’s right next to it?
That’s right, the Denkmal für die ermordeten Juden, which translates to the Memorial for the murdered jews.
So if you wanna go have a look at the monument commemorating the victims of Hitler’s regime, you can park your car right on the spot he died and walk there.
Makes ya think, doesn’t it?
Germany: *has a literal parking lot over Hitler’s death site and has the memorial for the murdered Jews right next to it*
America: *has statues and museums dedicated to people who believed slavery was so amazing and good they decided to make their own country and murder anyone who disagreed*
Women, the streets near the car park are named after:
Gertrud Kolmar - German Jewish poet murdered in Auschwitz
Hannah Arendt - famous German Jewish philosopher and author, her works on totalitarianism, authority and the nature of power, who fled Nazi Germany in 1933
Cora Berliner - German Jewish economist and social scientist murdered in
Trostinets extermination camp
reblog this forever
It’s funny too cause people argue that you “can’t erase history” and that’s true. You can, however; choose how you commemorate it.
I hope this Bastard is burning in hell while also being extremely pissed off because of all this.Fuck you Hitler.](https://pics.me.me/pixelated-boat-pixelatedboat-12h-replying-to-pixelatedboat-fyi-if-youre-56961224.png){kind=tracking}
Teacher, Tumblr, and Wikipedia: paige
Follow
@pswizzz
the biggest scam of all time was convincing
kids that wikipedia, a free source of unlimited
information, isn't reliable when there's literal
sources at the bottom & a strict editing
policy
2:41 pm - 24 May 2019
2,254 Retweets 8,574 Likes
biggerb0at:My engineering teacher in highschool taught us how to use Wikipedia because he understood that.
![Teacher, Tumblr, and Wikipedia: paige
Follow
@pswizzz
the biggest scam of all time was convincing
kids that wikipedia, a free source of unlimited
information, isn't reliable when there's literal
sources at the bottom & a strict editing
policy
2:41 pm - 24 May 2019
2,254 Retweets 8,574 Likes
biggerb0at:My engineering teacher in highschool taught us how to use Wikipedia because he understood that.]()
biggerb0at:My engineering teacher in highschool taught us how to use Wikipedia because he understood that.
Anime, Bad, and Dude: Anime Weekend Atlanta
5hrs .
For cosplayers.
Literal breastplate will give you a cosplay-ready, anime-
class bust in seconds 【 Photos】
It's sort of disheartening to think that you can spend countless hours and huge
sums of cash working on your cosplay creation, getting the outt looking just like..
EN ROCKETNEWS24.COM
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Travis
id rather not be deceived..., Kill it with fire XO!!..
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travis i'd hate to be the bearer of bad news, but nothing
Taylor
you see on a cosplay is real. that fursuit has a human inside it. the elf
ears come right off. no one actually has purple skin. sorry, man.
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dabi-fire:
asgardian-viking:
List of People who could use this:
-Trans women (cosplayers and non-cosplayers)
- Cis Women who feel too shy to actually show off their chest but still want to pull this off
- Cis women with small chests who also want to be true the characters.
- Pretty much any dude who wants to cosplay as a female character
- Anyone who wants to piss off Travis
Fuck Travis
![Anime, Bad, and Dude: Anime Weekend Atlanta
5hrs .
For cosplayers.
Literal breastplate will give you a cosplay-ready, anime-
class bust in seconds 【 Photos】
It's sort of disheartening to think that you can spend countless hours and huge
sums of cash working on your cosplay creation, getting the outt looking just like..
EN ROCKETNEWS24.COM
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Travis
id rather not be deceived..., Kill it with fire XO!!..
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travis i'd hate to be the bearer of bad news, but nothing
Taylor
you see on a cosplay is real. that fursuit has a human inside it. the elf
ears come right off. no one actually has purple skin. sorry, man.
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dabi-fire:
asgardian-viking:
List of People who could use this:
-Trans women (cosplayers and non-cosplayers)
- Cis Women who feel too shy to actually show off their chest but still want to pull this off
- Cis women with small chests who also want to be true the characters.
- Pretty much any dude who wants to cosplay as a female character
- Anyone who wants to piss off Travis
Fuck Travis]()
dabi-fire: asgardian-viking: List of People who could use this: -Trans women (cosplayers and non-cosplayers) - Cis Women who feel too shy ...
Church, Dank, and Heaven: Max
@literal_egg
The guest speaker at my church
was talking about mortality and
he says "Who wants to go to
heaven?" and of course everyone
raised their hands, then he says
"Who wants to go to heaven right
now?" and like ten people kept
their hands raised
Meirl by Chlorinated_beverage
MORE MEMES
![Church, Dank, and Heaven: Max
@literal_egg
The guest speaker at my church
was talking about mortality and
he says "Who wants to go to
heaven?" and of course everyone
raised their hands, then he says
"Who wants to go to heaven right
now?" and like ten people kept
their hands raised
Meirl by Chlorinated_beverage
MORE MEMES]()
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Food, Fucking, and Gif: freddiefansworld:
serendibitedraws:
vikingcarrot:
soggywarmpockets:
demsaymention:
thedarkestlove:
pwrd-by-plants:
Cleaning the oceans one step at a time
Two Australians created this container that collects plastic, paper, oil, fuel and detergent floating in the ocean. They want to implement it the middle of next year to clean up the sea worldwide. It seems a great idea. The only “but” as always is money, so they are raising funds to get to their goal. You can see their project and donations here.
Fucking genius!
Boost!!👏🏾
There’s only 9 days left and they aren’t even 35% funded. Boost and help them out!
7 days left, please help out if you can. Trash in the ocean is a massive, massive problem to the eco-system, food chain, climate and wildlife.
Pleaaaaase consider. My environmental science classes talked about this for months. There are literal Giant islands sub islands of plastic floating in our oceans it affects every country if you eat fish it affects you if you eat anything from the ocean it affects you if you eat from anything that has come from water it affects you please consider funding them.
![Food, Fucking, and Gif: freddiefansworld:
serendibitedraws:
vikingcarrot:
soggywarmpockets:
demsaymention:
thedarkestlove:
pwrd-by-plants:
Cleaning the oceans one step at a time
Two Australians created this container that collects plastic, paper, oil, fuel and detergent floating in the ocean. They want to implement it the middle of next year to clean up the sea worldwide. It seems a great idea. The only “but” as always is money, so they are raising funds to get to their goal. You can see their project and donations here.
Fucking genius!
Boost!!👏🏾
There’s only 9 days left and they aren’t even 35% funded. Boost and help them out!
7 days left, please help out if you can. Trash in the ocean is a massive, massive problem to the eco-system, food chain, climate and wildlife.
Pleaaaaase consider. My environmental science classes talked about this for months. There are literal Giant islands sub islands of plastic floating in our oceans it affects every country if you eat fish it affects you if you eat anything from the ocean it affects you if you eat from anything that has come from water it affects you please consider funding them.]()
freddiefansworld: serendibitedraws: vikingcarrot: soggywarmpockets: demsaymention: thedarkestlove: pwrd-by-plants: Cleaning the oceans...
Crying, Fucking, and Lazy: www.stothville.com
toopeacestarfish:
cutex24:
disposable-ninja:
mmokuba:
micaxiii:
taelentedshinee:
ghost-sphincter:
atomau:
neverland-avenue:
hOLY FUCKING SHIT I CANT
So THAT’S what a sloth sounds like
oh no thE ONE IN THE BASKET
it’s a literal representation of sound of how lazy they are and it’s great
I started crying when the basket peep appeared
@tenaflyviper
@thespectacularspider-girl
it’s like “eurgh this is too much like hard work” distilled into a single solitary sound
I love how the sloth on the grass is foraging 😆😊🥰
![Crying, Fucking, and Lazy: www.stothville.com
toopeacestarfish:
cutex24:
disposable-ninja:
mmokuba:
micaxiii:
taelentedshinee:
ghost-sphincter:
atomau:
neverland-avenue:
hOLY FUCKING SHIT I CANT
So THAT’S what a sloth sounds like
oh no thE ONE IN THE BASKET
it’s a literal representation of sound of how lazy they are and it’s great
I started crying when the basket peep appeared
@tenaflyviper
@thespectacularspider-girl
it’s like “eurgh this is too much like hard work” distilled into a single solitary sound
I love how the sloth on the grass is foraging 😆😊🥰]()
toopeacestarfish: cutex24: disposable-ninja: mmokuba: micaxiii: taelentedshinee: ghost-sphincter: atomau: neverland-avenue: hOLY FUC...
Cheating, God, and Pregnant: Admitting you
cheated on
your husband
Creating an entire
religion to explain
why you're
pregnant with
another man's kid
nobodys-favorite-machinist:
cazador-red:
nobodys-favorite-machinist:
cazador-red:
hot-chubbies-with-cheese:
rossjm:
why in the ever loving fuck would Mary, a literal teenager with no power or influence in Jewish society, risk death or eternal shame and dishonor by cheating on her not-yet-husband?
The more logical explination is not that she cheated but the whole immaculate comception thing came much later when they were putting it in book form.
Didn’t she cheat, though? Granted, it was with the literal creator of all existence, but still.
Did she?
It’s my understanding that Mary laid with God to get pregnant. It’s how I’ve heard it described from time to time.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.Not according to any orthodox Christian doctrine, no.
![Cheating, God, and Pregnant: Admitting you
cheated on
your husband
Creating an entire
religion to explain
why you're
pregnant with
another man's kid
nobodys-favorite-machinist:
cazador-red:
nobodys-favorite-machinist:
cazador-red:
hot-chubbies-with-cheese:
rossjm:
why in the ever loving fuck would Mary, a literal teenager with no power or influence in Jewish society, risk death or eternal shame and dishonor by cheating on her not-yet-husband?
The more logical explination is not that she cheated but the whole immaculate comception thing came much later when they were putting it in book form.
Didn’t she cheat, though? Granted, it was with the literal creator of all existence, but still.
Did she?
It’s my understanding that Mary laid with God to get pregnant. It’s how I’ve heard it described from time to time.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.Not according to any orthodox Christian doctrine, no.]()
nobodys-favorite-machinist: cazador-red: nobodys-favorite-machinist: cazador-red: hot-chubbies-with-cheese: rossjm: why in the ever ...
Cheating, Jesus, and Pregnant: Admitting you
cheated on
your husband
Creating an entire
religion to explain
why you're
pregnant with
another man's kid
robert-the-redhead-lover:
hot-chubbies-with-cheese:
rossjm:
why in the ever loving fuck would Mary, a literal teenager with no power or influence in Jewish society, risk death or eternal shame and dishonor by cheating on her not-yet-husband?
She’d not have been powerless, or without influence. By all rights, she Joseph would have been rather wealthy due to them being direct descendants of King David.
Wrong, false, completely incorrect. Joseph and Mary were decidedly poor, that’s why when they made the sacrifice at the temple during Jesus’s circumcision they had to bring the customary poor person offering because they couldn’t afford the more expensive one. Being descendants of David meant jack shit at that point, he had tons of descendants.
![Cheating, Jesus, and Pregnant: Admitting you
cheated on
your husband
Creating an entire
religion to explain
why you're
pregnant with
another man's kid
robert-the-redhead-lover:
hot-chubbies-with-cheese:
rossjm:
why in the ever loving fuck would Mary, a literal teenager with no power or influence in Jewish society, risk death or eternal shame and dishonor by cheating on her not-yet-husband?
She’d not have been powerless, or without influence. By all rights, she Joseph would have been rather wealthy due to them being direct descendants of King David.
Wrong, false, completely incorrect. Joseph and Mary were decidedly poor, that’s why when they made the sacrifice at the temple during Jesus’s circumcision they had to bring the customary poor person offering because they couldn’t afford the more expensive one. Being descendants of David meant jack shit at that point, he had tons of descendants.]()
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Children, Fucking, and Girls: 14 year olds nowadays vs me when l
was 14
Life
the-party-pineapple:
larpsandtherealgirl:
criticalanalytical:
this is what the rise of pedophile culture looks like–little girls are being indoctrinated into beauty rituals at earlier and earlier ages to feed the misogynistic pedophilic male gaze.
this is what the intersection of capitalism and misogyny looks like–fashion and beauty products are being marketed to females no matter their age as long as is generates profit and feeds the male gaze.
this is what porn culture looks like–due in part to the widespread availability of porn, females are considered sexual objects before they are considered human beings and so no matter what, a female must always be sexually available and presentable to men.
^Exactly. Please, when you see young girls who look like this, remember not to blame the literal children for their own oppression. They’re just trying to “fit in” and be accepted by their peers. Blame the fucking adults who sell them this image and profit from it.
Thank you for explaining what bothered me about children looking like that. I could never quite put my finger on it.
![Children, Fucking, and Girls: 14 year olds nowadays vs me when l
was 14
Life
the-party-pineapple:
larpsandtherealgirl:
criticalanalytical:
this is what the rise of pedophile culture looks like–little girls are being indoctrinated into beauty rituals at earlier and earlier ages to feed the misogynistic pedophilic male gaze.
this is what the intersection of capitalism and misogyny looks like–fashion and beauty products are being marketed to females no matter their age as long as is generates profit and feeds the male gaze.
this is what porn culture looks like–due in part to the widespread availability of porn, females are considered sexual objects before they are considered human beings and so no matter what, a female must always be sexually available and presentable to men.
^Exactly. Please, when you see young girls who look like this, remember not to blame the literal children for their own oppression. They’re just trying to “fit in” and be accepted by their peers. Blame the fucking adults who sell them this image and profit from it.
Thank you for explaining what bothered me about children looking like that. I could never quite put my finger on it.]()
the-party-pineapple: larpsandtherealgirl: criticalanalytical: this is what the rise of pedophile culture looks like–little girls are bein...
Disappointed, Tbh, and Twitter: Kerbie Gibbs
@kerbiegibbs
so I'm at this bar that has a $10 min orn
cards & Ionly spent $9, so the
bartender was like "you could geta
peanut m&m shot for $1??" Andl was
like "sure whatever go ahead" and tbh l
wasn't expecting a shot glass full of
literal peanut m&ms but I am the
opposite of disappointed
M and m's > alcohol. (credit and consent: @kerbiegibbs on Twitter)
![Disappointed, Tbh, and Twitter: Kerbie Gibbs
@kerbiegibbs
so I'm at this bar that has a $10 min orn
cards & Ionly spent $9, so the
bartender was like "you could geta
peanut m&m shot for $1??" Andl was
like "sure whatever go ahead" and tbh l
wasn't expecting a shot glass full of
literal peanut m&ms but I am the
opposite of disappointed
M and m's > alcohol. (credit and consent: @kerbiegibbs on Twitter)]()
M and m's > alcohol. (credit and consent: @kerbiegibbs on Twitter)
