just found out he cheated so this is it
literally. i hope everyone gets this
And it's only MONDAY
MONEY MAY NOT BE ABLE TO BUY YOU HAPPINESS, BUT IT CAN BUY YOU A JETSKI, AND HOLY FUCK JETSKIIS ARE AWESOME
tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads
The pros outweigh the cons... by a lot!
Literally me in NYC rn 🙈 @violetbens0n
Was literally like skydiving in the comfort of your own home. Sorry kiddos.
this is literally so cute 😍 get these necklaces exclusively from @purewayproducts ❤️ they’re having a huge sale today only! (link in bio)
Thankful to be here
everyone is so lovely at the salon i go to and its literally so cheap $35aud for acrylics and nail polish? bOi
this...is a lot
I love @scoobydoofruitsnacks account🤠💅🏼
Two ups this time!
guys this is actually real like a real person wrote this
“more than ...
im lactose intolerant and it just gives me a sore stomach for a while, peanut allergies are dangerous they can literally kill u , im sure so...
When I tried socializing to the opposite sex
He’s a mean little voice
Due to extreme pressure and weather conditions, it literally rains diamonds on Neptune and Uranus.
I can’t believe you all actually changed your names I’m screaming 🤣🤣🤣🧟♂️ https://t.co/dakrltk7Ih
Omg how cute is this???😍 A cute, fancy gift for your loved ones!💖 Just found them with 60% OFF+ FREE Shipping Today!!😊 Tag a friend that nee...
Brooo I’m tripping the fuck out, so a couple days ago I asked u guys what will happen when u die. And one of them said “u will be born a new...
Cant help it
this is literally me via: @lexiswannn
literally me via: @jacyparker
This literally happens to me all the time
Literally all I bring to the table is attitude ( @zero_fucksgirl )
Literally future me in a few hours🤤🍾🥂🍻 illbefine sundayfunday sundayscaries justonemore girlsthinkimfunnytwitter
IF YOU WERE LOOKING TO TAKE MOLLY IN THE NEAR FUTURE, I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS SWEATY EUROPEAN FUCKLORD HAS TAKEN IT ALL AND THERE I...
Well he ain't wrong, potatoes are pretty great 😂
When will Wolverine learn?
Every sundayfunday 😅🤗