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Barbie, Complex, and Empire: silverbellsolicitor It kind of really corfuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It's about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barble you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4. kerryrenaissance Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won't frealk parents and caregivers out? quasi-normalcy I've always had the impression that advertisers don't really understand how girls play with their toys. mappysnappy When I played with Barbies I had this thing called The Dead Pit" which was a purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying The dead pit over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pitl would announce (name) has died. And drop her in. I would wait a few moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld. I thought it was hilarious Source: duplexity 126,102 notes Barbie pit
Barbie, Complex, and Empire: silverbellsolicitor
 It kind of really corfuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing
 them up and brushing their hair
 Like no
 Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can
 get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your
 expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social
 structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie
 is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional
 scars. It's about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up
 marriages and cause that one Barble you really dislike to be ceremoniously
 tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4.
 kerryrenaissance
 Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won't frealk
 parents and caregivers out?
 quasi-normalcy
 I've always had the impression that advertisers don't really understand how
 girls play with their toys.
 mappysnappy
 When I played with Barbies I had this thing called The Dead Pit" which was a
 purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go
 in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while
 singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying The dead pit
 over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pitl
 would announce (name) has died. And drop her in. I would wait a few
 moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending
 to be the tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld. I thought it was
 hilarious
 Source: duplexity
 126,102 notes
Barbie pit

Barbie pit

Asian, Dragonball, and Fucking: Rahul Kohli @RahulKohli13 Following Scarlett Johansson IMDb@IMDb Who would play you in the movie about your life? Rahul Kohli o Following @RahulKohli13 I did it for "likes" actually Kira Figs @KiraFigs You're an actor too. God forbid you choose a role that people don't agree with and become the target for unwanted jokes. Great way to perpetuate the bullying and harassment of a fellow actress just for retweetstwitter.com/RahulKohli13/s... Rahul Kohli @RahulKohli13 Following I kicked the hornet's nest. I'm so sorry to any of her fans I offended with that joke I made. I'm actually a big fan and I wish her all the best #Scarlett4Mulan Victoria Loves Scarlett and Kimberly @AlianovnaArmy Replying to @RahulKohli 13 Oh for fuck sake, Are y'all seriously keep bringing that back? She did not played an asian! She played A FUCKING ROBOT! A Robot has no nationality, do you know what means, Major could have been played by anyone, do you understand? omg Rahul Kohli @RahulKohli13 Following May I answer this one? Because I'm Asian. Shani dead after A4 trailer @Natasha_Rogers Why would she choose to play a nobody? Who is this? twitter.com/rahulkohli13/s... Rahul Kohli @RahulKohli13 Following Okay that's enough twitter for me tonight. I get anxious when I tweet a joke and people get upset. Imma get back to my script INT. THE KOHLI HOUSE DAY Rahul Kohli's parents sit in the living room, Rama (Emma Stone) and Satish (Tilda Swinton) watch Dragonball Evolution. rocktheholygrail: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Asian, Dragonball, and Fucking: Rahul Kohli
 @RahulKohli13
 Following
 Scarlett Johansson
 IMDb@IMDb
 Who would play you in the movie about your life?

 Rahul Kohli o
 Following
 @RahulKohli13
 I did it for "likes" actually
 Kira Figs @KiraFigs
 You're an actor too. God forbid you choose a role that people don't agree with and
 become the target for unwanted jokes. Great way to perpetuate the bullying and
 harassment of a fellow actress just for retweetstwitter.com/RahulKohli13/s...

 Rahul Kohli
 @RahulKohli13
 Following
 I kicked the hornet's nest. I'm so sorry to any
 of her fans I offended with that joke I made.
 I'm actually a big fan and I wish her all the
 best
 #Scarlett4Mulan
 Victoria Loves Scarlett and Kimberly @AlianovnaArmy
 Replying to @RahulKohli 13
 Oh for fuck sake, Are y'all seriously keep bringing that back? She did not played an
 asian! She played A FUCKING ROBOT! A Robot has no nationality, do you know what
 means, Major could have been played by anyone, do you understand? omg

 Rahul Kohli
 @RahulKohli13
 Following
 May I answer this one?
 Because I'm Asian.
 Shani dead after A4 trailer @Natasha_Rogers
 Why would she choose to play a nobody? Who is this?
 twitter.com/rahulkohli13/s...

 Rahul Kohli
 @RahulKohli13
 Following
 Okay that's enough twitter for me tonight. I
 get anxious when I tweet a joke and people
 get upset. Imma get back to my script
 INT. THE KOHLI HOUSE DAY
 Rahul Kohli's parents sit in the living room,
 Rama (Emma Stone) and Satish (Tilda
 Swinton) watch Dragonball Evolution.
rocktheholygrail:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

rocktheholygrail: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH