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Hair, Comics, and Annoying: C- CASSANDRA Anyone with long hair will relate to these comics! #LongHair #Annoying #Comics #CassandraCalin
Hair, Comics, and Annoying: C- CASSANDRA
Anyone with long hair will relate to these comics! #LongHair #Annoying #Comics #CassandraCalin

Anyone with long hair will relate to these comics! #LongHair #Annoying #Comics #CassandraCalin

Creepy, Family, and Fanfiction: professorsparklepants Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred years, so when he's rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and a fucking DRAGON Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY????????? Zuko: *speaks* Katara: nevermind I hate him brawltogethernow How does Aang factor into this? I ask because the more l think about it the more I want him to somehow be trying to capture the Avatar. professorsparklepants Aang is 112 years old, decided he was going to be Zuko's airbending teacher, and refuses to take no for an answer brawltogethernow Aang: Aw, the new Avatar doesn't want me Aang: "gets out a weighted net* Time for Plan B then professorsparklepants JDJSHJABDBFJSH brawltogethernow Look, you know how you keep a net from falling on you? YOU AIRBEND IT, SUCKA. Air comes right after fire in the cycle so it's not like the guy has any other options. Do you want a flaming net falling on you? No? Then learn to airbend. Or this tiny old man will cart you away like a trussed turkey and lecture you about the power of laughter, going with the flow, opening your chakras, and other hippie shit brawltogethernow Sokka, slouching against a fence, not moving: Oh nooooooo, that creepy old man stole the Avataaaaaaaaaar Sokka, sitting down on the ground: We should dooooo something Sokka, pulling out his lunch: Otherwise he might actually learn something That would be teeeerrible. Katara, indignant rage coursing through her body: Sokka!!!!! We have to o look for him!!!! Sokka: Might! Actually! Learn! Something! Katara! Katara: wavers* Katara, also sitting down: We have to go look for him... "gets out her own sandwich But, maybe after lunch professorsparklepants I love that this transforms Aang's role in the full Team Avatar familial situation from the baby of the family to the Grandpa with weird hobbies Source: professorsparklepants Fanfiction is good, actually.
Creepy, Family, and Fanfiction: professorsparklepants
 Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred
 years, so when he's rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old
 Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and
 a fucking DRAGON
 Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY?????????
 Zuko: *speaks*
 Katara: nevermind I hate him
 brawltogethernow
 How does Aang factor into this? I ask because the more l think about it the
 more I want him to somehow be trying to capture the Avatar.
 professorsparklepants
 Aang is 112 years old, decided he was going to be Zuko's airbending
 teacher, and refuses to take no for an answer
 brawltogethernow
 Aang: Aw, the new Avatar doesn't want me
 Aang: "gets out a weighted net* Time for Plan B then
 professorsparklepants
 JDJSHJABDBFJSH
 brawltogethernow
 Look, you know how you keep a net from falling on you? YOU AIRBEND
 IT, SUCKA. Air comes right after fire in the cycle so it's not like the guy has
 any other options. Do you want a flaming net falling on you? No? Then
 learn to airbend. Or this tiny old man will cart you away like a trussed
 turkey and lecture you about the power of laughter, going with the flow,
 opening your chakras, and other hippie shit
 brawltogethernow
 Sokka, slouching against a fence, not moving: Oh nooooooo, that creepy
 old man stole the Avataaaaaaaaaar
 Sokka, sitting down on the ground: We should dooooo something
 Sokka, pulling out his lunch: Otherwise he might actually learn something
 That would be teeeerrible.
 Katara, indignant rage coursing through her body: Sokka!!!!! We have to
 o look for him!!!!
 Sokka: Might! Actually! Learn! Something! Katara!
 Katara: wavers*
 Katara, also sitting down: We have to go look for him... "gets out her own
 sandwich But, maybe after lunch
 professorsparklepants
 I love that this transforms Aang's role in the full Team Avatar familial
 situation from the baby of the family to the Grandpa with weird hobbies
 Source: professorsparklepants
Fanfiction is good, actually.

Fanfiction is good, actually.

Anna, Ariel, and Ass: WWw.missho1IS-P misshollyslair: *** Please support me by buying me a Ko-fi ! Tips help me make art for pure enjoyment like this piece :) Plus you’ll get a little something by mail if you tip me 3 Ko-fis or more ! https://ko-fi.com/missholly ***This is my remake of Winterhalter’s painting of Empress Eugenie and her ladies in waiting. If you’ve followed me for quite some time, you’ll remember I made a first version of this painting a few years ago, in 2013 to be precise, which I still like a lot (https://www.deviantart.com/hollybell/art/Princess-Tea-Party-417118671). It was already a bit ambitious for me at the time, and you’ll notice I took quite some shortcuts here and there, especially with the background. Because of that, and because I never got around to take part in the improvement meme that circulated a while ago, I decided to make a new updated version ! I had been wanting to do it for a long time, and recent events made it possible for me to set aside enough time to make it happen.You’ll notice I changed the princesses who appear in the image. There’s no particular reason behind it, but if I had to give one I’d say it’s just to suit my current taste better :) For instance, I can’t remember why I picked Snow White at the time, because she’s not one of my favs. My favorite princesses are Belle and Ariel, so they stay in the front spots :) I also love Giselle, and I have sweet spots for Moana and Rapunzel. Except this time I gave her her long hair for a change. Tiana kicks ass so I really wanted her to stay too, and I also adore Mulan so she just HAD to be there. The two women in the bottom right corner in Winterhalter’s painting seem to have a closer relationship, and it just seemed that it would be perfect for sisters. I hesitated because there are other girls I like way more than Anna and Elsa but it seemed more consistent that way. And bonus point, an excuse to add glitter ! \o/A couple of questions I get often :« Why is [insert other princess] not here ? »Well, if you look at Winterhalter’s painting, you’ll notice there are only 9 women, and so I had to stick to that. So yeah, obviously that’s not enough room to draw everyone. I picked the princesses I liked best or wanted to draw at that point, but feel free to make your own version with the ones you like !« Why so much watermark ? It ruins the piece ! »Because I’m really done with my stuff being stolen, cropped and savagely reposted on pages with no credit. Artists make art for everybody to enjoy, the least one can do is respect their hard work and always credit. Credit is vital to us because it gets us out there and enables clients to find us. DON’T REPOST WITHOUT PROPER CREDIT (name and link), AND DON’T CROP. Please and thank you.
Anna, Ariel, and Ass: WWw.missho1IS-P
misshollyslair:

*** Please support me by buying me a Ko-fi ! Tips help me make art for pure enjoyment like this piece :) Plus you’ll get a little something by mail if you tip me 3 Ko-fis or more ! https://ko-fi.com/missholly ***This is my remake of Winterhalter’s painting of Empress Eugenie and her ladies in waiting. If you’ve followed me for quite some time, you’ll remember I made a first version of this painting a few years ago, in 2013 to be precise, which I still like a lot (https://www.deviantart.com/hollybell/art/Princess-Tea-Party-417118671). It was already a bit ambitious for me at the time, and you’ll notice I took quite some shortcuts here and there, especially with the background. Because of that, and because I never got around to take part in the improvement meme that circulated a while ago, I decided to make a new updated version ! I had been wanting to do it for a long time, and recent events made it possible for me to set aside enough time to make it happen.You’ll notice I changed the princesses who appear in the image. There’s no particular reason behind it, but if I had to give one I’d say it’s just to suit my current taste better :) For instance, I can’t remember why I picked Snow White at the time, because she’s not one of my favs. My favorite princesses are Belle and Ariel, so they stay in the front spots :) I also love Giselle, and I have sweet spots for Moana and Rapunzel. Except this time I gave her her long hair for a change. Tiana kicks ass so I really wanted her to stay too, and I also adore Mulan so she just HAD to be there. The two women in the bottom right corner in Winterhalter’s painting seem to have a closer relationship, and it just seemed that it would be perfect for sisters. I hesitated because there are other girls I like way more than Anna and Elsa but it seemed more consistent that way. And bonus point, an excuse to add glitter ! \o/A couple of questions I get often :« Why is [insert other princess] not here ? »Well, if you look at Winterhalter’s painting, you’ll notice there are only 9 women, and so I had to stick to that. So yeah, obviously that’s not enough room to draw everyone. I picked the princesses I liked best or wanted to draw at that point, but feel free to make your own version with the ones you like !« Why so much watermark ? It ruins the piece ! »Because I’m really done with my stuff being stolen, cropped and savagely reposted on pages with no credit. Artists make art for everybody to enjoy, the least one can do is respect their hard work and always credit. Credit is vital to us because it gets us out there and enables clients to find us. DON’T REPOST WITHOUT PROPER CREDIT (name and link), AND DON’T CROP. Please and thank you.

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Life, Memes, and Tbt: yes, that is me and no it was not just a phase... it was a way of life. 😂😂 tbt • do you like my long hair or short hair better?
Life, Memes, and Tbt: yes, that is me and no it was not just a phase... it was a way of life. 😂😂 tbt • do you like my long hair or short hair better?

yes, that is me and no it was not just a phase... it was a way of life. 😂😂 tbt • do you like my long hair or short hair better?

Beautiful, Fucking, and Girls: Vox @voxdotcom Vox Superheroes don't wear ponytails and yes, it's sexist. Via @Racked Superheroes Don't Wear Ponvtails, and Yes <p><a href="https://witchin-bitchin-twopointoh.tumblr.com/post/173782852579/frequentsleepermiles-libertarirynn-hello" class="tumblr_blog">witchin-bitchin-twopointoh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://frequentsleepermiles.tumblr.com/post/173778403051/libertarirynn-hello-darkness-my-old-friend" class="tumblr_blog">frequentsleepermiles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173774527164/hello-darkness-my-old-friend" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Hello darkness my old friend</p></blockquote> <p>For people who care about sexism so much, they sure do focus a lot on physical traits. </p> </blockquote> <p><a href="https://www.racked.com/2018/4/25/17275020/avengers-infinity-war-hair-mantis-black-widow-gamora-scarlet-witch">https://www.racked.com/2018/4/25/17275020/avengers-infinity-war-hair-mantis-black-widow-gamora-scarlet-witch</a></p> <p>Here’s the linked article. Didn’t really seem all that unreasonable to me, perhaps stretching a bit but it does make a few reasonable critiques. The bits about hair length in comic book girls being tied to their relationship with traditional femininity and the was an interesting point. </p> <p>You’ll notice that nowhere in the actual article does it call the movies or the characters themselves sexist or “problematic.” The headline was obviously clickbait to get attention, however, so… congrats, you gave the article the attention it wanted. </p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="124" data-orig-width="750"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6a7f90178b45b2d73562e6788c1b1532/tumblr_inline_p8jiwpge3J1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="124" data-orig-width="750"/></figure><p>I can and did read the entire article but thanks for your brilliant input. </p><p>The headline is whiny bullshit, the article is also full of whiny bullshit that blows things way out of proportion, ignores males that have the same issue (male heroes are expected to be ripped as much as female heroes are expected to be beautiful. Fighting While Hot™️ is a unisex requirement), and complains about long hair being “unrealistic“ in a universe with fucking laser beams and thunder gods and talking trees.</p>
Beautiful, Fucking, and Girls: Vox
 @voxdotcom
 Vox
 Superheroes don't wear ponytails
 and yes, it's sexist. Via @Racked
 Superheroes Don't Wear Ponvtails, and Yes
<p><a href="https://witchin-bitchin-twopointoh.tumblr.com/post/173782852579/frequentsleepermiles-libertarirynn-hello" class="tumblr_blog">witchin-bitchin-twopointoh</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://frequentsleepermiles.tumblr.com/post/173778403051/libertarirynn-hello-darkness-my-old-friend" class="tumblr_blog">frequentsleepermiles</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173774527164/hello-darkness-my-old-friend" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Hello darkness my old friend</p></blockquote>

<p>For people who care about sexism so much, they sure do focus a lot on physical traits. </p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="https://www.racked.com/2018/4/25/17275020/avengers-infinity-war-hair-mantis-black-widow-gamora-scarlet-witch">https://www.racked.com/2018/4/25/17275020/avengers-infinity-war-hair-mantis-black-widow-gamora-scarlet-witch</a></p>
<p>Here’s the linked article. Didn’t really seem all that unreasonable to me, perhaps stretching a bit but it does make a few reasonable critiques. The bits about hair length in comic book girls being tied to their relationship with traditional femininity and the was an interesting point. </p>
<p>You’ll notice that nowhere in the actual article does it call the movies or the characters themselves sexist or “problematic.”  The headline was obviously clickbait to get attention, however, so… congrats, you gave the article the attention it wanted. </p>
</blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="124" data-orig-width="750"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6a7f90178b45b2d73562e6788c1b1532/tumblr_inline_p8jiwpge3J1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="124" data-orig-width="750"/></figure><p>I can and did read the entire article but thanks for your brilliant input. </p><p>The headline is whiny bullshit, the article is also full of whiny bullshit that blows things way out of proportion, ignores males that have the same issue (male heroes are expected to be ripped as much as female heroes are expected to be beautiful. Fighting While Hot™️ is a unisex requirement), and complains about long hair being “unrealistic“ in a universe with fucking laser beams and thunder gods and talking trees.</p>

witchin-bitchin-twopointoh: frequentsleepermiles: libertarirynn: Hello darkness my old friend For people who care about sexism so much,...

America, Hello, and Movies: Vox @voxdotcom Vox Superheroes don't wear ponytails and yes, it's sexist. Via @Racked Superheroes Don't Wear Ponvtails, and Yes <p><a href="http://cliff-snowpeak.tumblr.com/post/173777147515/libertarirynn-jurakan-libertarirynn-hello" class="tumblr_blog">cliff-snowpeak</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173775013139/jurakan-libertarirynn-hello-darkness-my-old" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://jurakan.tumblr.com/post/173774569784/libertarirynn-hello-darkness-my-old-friend-wait" class="tumblr_blog">jurakan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173774527164/hello-darkness-my-old-friend" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Hello darkness my old friend</p></blockquote> <p>wait what</p> </blockquote> <p>From the article:</p> <h2>“Even today, the physical attributes and feminine beauty of superheroines are exaggerated to make them look like, well, frankly, porn stars at worst, and sexy female athletes at best”</h2> <p class="npf_quirky" data-npf='{"subtype":"quirky"}'>HOLY SHIT, REALLY???</p> <p>You mean to tell me that comic book movies have characters with EXAGGERATED ATTRACTIVENESS??!?!? Y’all really out here big mad because Black Widow didn’t fight Thanos with a messy bun?</p> <p>Also, porn stars? Yeah</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="675" data-orig-width="1200"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dc3e61fc7f2c6a5151b0d1be0e432c92/tumblr_inline_p8j3l5X7K11rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="675" data-orig-width="1200"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="450"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1e21407b4c5f9c05456b26f33f12ca8d/tumblr_inline_p8j3l5dudc1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="450"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="494"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/06a24969b89f4bda455894d3a33b73e1/tumblr_inline_p8j3l54g0L1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="494"/></figure><p>Just look at these absolute thots.</p> <p>And are you really gonna pretend the physical attributes of male heroes aren’t equally exaggerated?</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="352" data-orig-width="616"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e50650fe8c64cc45a0a49b1c154c9727/tumblr_inline_p8j3qxQfVj1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="352" data-orig-width="616"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="853" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fa6dd8eed0c9092897f7c5845e746eeb/tumblr_inline_p8j3qxV7gU1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="853" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="376" data-orig-width="628"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8b4e28dfa3b90c6d993205431523a58f/tumblr_inline_p8j3qyB2DV1rw09tq_1280.png" data-orig-height="376" data-orig-width="628"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3b892f91a86637ffd795f53e80755ed/tumblr_inline_p8j3qySjMW1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1065" data-orig-width="710"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6328a5326438869b475cffd0bc37a347/tumblr_inline_p8j3qyKZhi1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="1065" data-orig-width="710"/></figure><p>Y’know, ‘cause every guy at Walmart has abs like Captain America.</p> </blockquote> <p>On top of all that, Wasp is sporting a ponytail in the trailers for Antman and the Wasp. We just gonna ignore that?</p></blockquote> <p>Of course they will. Just like they ignore the fact that Thor and Loki have long hair. If it doesn’t fit the narrative, it’s out.</p>
America, Hello, and Movies: Vox
 @voxdotcom
 Vox
 Superheroes don't wear ponytails
 and yes, it's sexist. Via @Racked
 Superheroes Don't Wear Ponvtails, and Yes
<p><a href="http://cliff-snowpeak.tumblr.com/post/173777147515/libertarirynn-jurakan-libertarirynn-hello" class="tumblr_blog">cliff-snowpeak</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173775013139/jurakan-libertarirynn-hello-darkness-my-old" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://jurakan.tumblr.com/post/173774569784/libertarirynn-hello-darkness-my-old-friend-wait" class="tumblr_blog">jurakan</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173774527164/hello-darkness-my-old-friend" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Hello darkness my old friend</p></blockquote>
<p>wait what</p>
</blockquote>
<p>From the article:</p>
<h2>“Even today, the physical attributes and feminine beauty of superheroines are exaggerated to make them look like, well, frankly, porn stars at worst, and sexy female athletes at best”</h2>
<p class="npf_quirky" data-npf='{"subtype":"quirky"}'>HOLY SHIT, REALLY???</p>
<p>You mean to tell me that comic book movies have characters with EXAGGERATED ATTRACTIVENESS??!?!? Y’all really out here big mad because Black Widow didn’t fight Thanos with a messy bun?</p>
<p>Also, porn stars? Yeah</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="675" data-orig-width="1200"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dc3e61fc7f2c6a5151b0d1be0e432c92/tumblr_inline_p8j3l5X7K11rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="675" data-orig-width="1200"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="450"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1e21407b4c5f9c05456b26f33f12ca8d/tumblr_inline_p8j3l5dudc1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="450"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="494"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/06a24969b89f4bda455894d3a33b73e1/tumblr_inline_p8j3l54g0L1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="494"/></figure><p>Just look at these absolute thots.</p>
<p>And are you really gonna pretend the physical attributes of male heroes aren’t equally exaggerated?</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="352" data-orig-width="616"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e50650fe8c64cc45a0a49b1c154c9727/tumblr_inline_p8j3qxQfVj1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="352" data-orig-width="616"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="853" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fa6dd8eed0c9092897f7c5845e746eeb/tumblr_inline_p8j3qxV7gU1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="853" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="376" data-orig-width="628"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8b4e28dfa3b90c6d993205431523a58f/tumblr_inline_p8j3qyB2DV1rw09tq_1280.png" data-orig-height="376" data-orig-width="628"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3b892f91a86637ffd795f53e80755ed/tumblr_inline_p8j3qySjMW1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1065" data-orig-width="710"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6328a5326438869b475cffd0bc37a347/tumblr_inline_p8j3qyKZhi1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="1065" data-orig-width="710"/></figure><p>Y’know, ‘cause every guy at Walmart has abs like Captain America.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>On top of all that, Wasp is sporting a ponytail in the trailers for Antman and the Wasp. We just gonna ignore that?</p></blockquote>

<p>Of course they will. Just like they ignore the fact that Thor and Loki have long hair. If it doesn’t fit the narrative, it’s out.</p>

cliff-snowpeak: libertarirynn: jurakan: libertarirynn: Hello darkness my old friend wait what From the article: “Even today, the physical...

Beautiful, God, and Lottery: Hill I would like to share this beautiful passage with all of you, it's long, but worth it. And I swear to god I didn't alter any of this Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had been combed down her back in a wet swath Hilda was sitting on the floor, her round, wet boobs still wet from the shower's water. She dried off the water with a towel, which then became wet. Hilda gasped when she saw a reflection in her bedroom mirror: through the slightly open door, she caught a glimpse of the chiseled abs and square jaw of the mysterious stranger who shared her cabin. She stood and spun around, her breasts swinging heavily with the momentum. She grabbed the door She saw herself and Torolf happy together, bathed in the golden light of love. Her snooch got all warm, too Torolf," Hilda moaned, her lush teats straining with desire. "I need you." Torolf, coarse abs pulsing softly in the moonlight, stood silently Hilda looked at him expectantly. "Oh, sorry, she added. "Torolf, I need you sexually." At hearing those beautiful words, Torolf flexed his rough-hewn abs and Hilda found herself being guided to her soft bed by the sheer force of Torolfs undulating midsection. She parted her thighs in anticipation, exposing the soft pink petals of her clunge Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment. Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands. Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding. Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it. Then Torolf moaned, arched his back, and suffered from dick Parkinson's. He pumped in all of his hot pearlescent sperms as Hilda spasmed with so many orgasms! The two lay still for a moment as the stinky scent of lovemaking billowed around the room. Hilda got out of bed, still shimmering with orgasm. She glowed with contentment, like a cat who ate the cream of the crop She walked across the room and picked up her towel, still wet with shower water. "Torolf," she said softly, "there's something I have to tell you... But her bed was empty Torolf was gone, escaped out the bedroom window. In the distance, Hilda heard the fading sound of galloping abs DICK ANEURYSM GALLOPING ABS A beautiful piece of literature.
Beautiful, God, and Lottery: Hill
 I would like to share this beautiful passage
 with all of you, it's long, but worth it. And I
 swear to god I didn't alter any of this
 Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had
 been combed down her back in a wet swath
 Hilda was sitting on the floor, her round, wet
 boobs still wet from the shower's water. She
 dried off the water with a towel, which then
 became wet.
 Hilda gasped when she saw a reflection in
 her bedroom mirror: through the slightly open
 door, she caught a glimpse of the chiseled
 abs and square jaw of the mysterious
 stranger who shared her cabin. She stood and
 spun around, her breasts swinging heavily
 with the momentum. She grabbed the door
 She saw herself and Torolf happy together,
 bathed in the golden light of love. Her snooch
 got all warm, too
 Torolf," Hilda moaned, her lush teats straining
 with desire. "I need you." Torolf, coarse abs
 pulsing softly in the moonlight, stood silently
 Hilda looked at him expectantly. "Oh, sorry,
 she added. "Torolf, I need you sexually."
 At hearing those beautiful words, Torolf flexed
 his rough-hewn abs and Hilda found herself
 being guided to her soft bed by the sheer
 force of Torolfs undulating midsection. She
 parted her thighs in anticipation, exposing the
 soft pink petals of her clunge
 Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His
 engorged pecker pushed inside her and she
 felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.
 Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust
 and ecstasy and her hands. Her spongy
 love mountains hurled to and fro with each
 pounding. Her body was like a beautiful flower
 that was opening and somebody was pushing
 their dick inside it.
 Then Torolf moaned, arched his back, and
 suffered from dick Parkinson's. He pumped
 in all of his hot pearlescent sperms as Hilda
 spasmed with so many orgasms!
 The two lay still for a moment as the stinky
 scent of lovemaking billowed around the
 room. Hilda got out of bed, still shimmering
 with orgasm. She glowed with contentment,
 like a cat who ate the cream of the crop
 She walked across the room and picked up
 her towel, still wet with shower water. "Torolf,"
 she said softly, "there's something I have to
 tell you...
 But her bed was empty
 Torolf was gone, escaped out the bedroom
 window. In the distance, Hilda heard the
 fading sound of galloping abs
 DICK
 ANEURYSM
 GALLOPING ABS
A beautiful piece of literature.

A beautiful piece of literature.