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God, Diet, and Thought: callieohpeee
when i was around 5 i asked my mom why
"some people were different colors" and
she said "because god wanted lots of
flavors" and let me tell you that was the
wrong thing to say because for the next 3
years i thought god ate people when they
died
Source: fujiwaranomokou
344,034 notes
the lord's diet https://t.co/Om0RBe69WP
![God, Diet, and Thought: callieohpeee
when i was around 5 i asked my mom why
"some people were different colors" and
she said "because god wanted lots of
flavors" and let me tell you that was the
wrong thing to say because for the next 3
years i thought god ate people when they
died
Source: fujiwaranomokou
344,034 notes
the lord's diet https://t.co/Om0RBe69WP]()
the lord's diet https://t.co/Om0RBe69WP
Dogs, Memes, and Today: Jamie, 26. Went out but has no idea
what happened last night. Sent lots
of embarrassing messages at 4am
Wouldn't mind if nuclear war started
today
@dogpersonalities
@dogpersonalities makes up stories for dogs and I can't get enough of their posts πππ
![Dogs, Memes, and Today: Jamie, 26. Went out but has no idea
what happened last night. Sent lots
of embarrassing messages at 4am
Wouldn't mind if nuclear war started
today
@dogpersonalities
@dogpersonalities makes up stories for dogs and I can't get enough of their posts πππ]()
@dogpersonalities makes up stories for dogs and I can't get enough of their posts πππ
Fraternity, Memes, and Regret: Mon, Sep 11, 2:43 AM
If your gunna lead me on like
that don't txt me again
Have fun with the other guy
Imao
When u wake up in the morning
you will regret what u did last
night
No respect from you don't txt
this number back you get
around too muchh
Today 1:56 AMH
Come to the fraternity lots
tomorrow?
Lot
Tag someone who would do this ππ€¦ββοΈπ @doit4state WSHH
![Fraternity, Memes, and Regret: Mon, Sep 11, 2:43 AM
If your gunna lead me on like
that don't txt me again
Have fun with the other guy
Imao
When u wake up in the morning
you will regret what u did last
night
No respect from you don't txt
this number back you get
around too muchh
Today 1:56 AMH
Come to the fraternity lots
tomorrow?
Lot
Tag someone who would do this ππ€¦ββοΈπ @doit4state WSHH]()
Tag someone who would do this ππ€¦ββοΈπ @doit4state WSHH
Love, Memes, and Okay: KA
MD
4
Daniela
Today 2:19 PM
Hola Lin! No tenemos nada de
seΓ±al ni comunicaciΓ³n. Tengo un
poco de seΓ±al cause we are en Sj
pero en Vega alta estamos
completely incomunicados.
We're okay and the goats are
okay. Lots of damage
everywhere pero estamos vivos
and that's what matters. Love
you
Love you too
First text from @dmiran222 in π΅π·, 15 minutes ago:
https://t.co/7mxSUJK8dq https://t.co/MPwPjiXLdT
![Love, Memes, and Okay: KA
MD
4
Daniela
Today 2:19 PM
Hola Lin! No tenemos nada de
seΓ±al ni comunicaciΓ³n. Tengo un
poco de seΓ±al cause we are en Sj
pero en Vega alta estamos
completely incomunicados.
We're okay and the goats are
okay. Lots of damage
everywhere pero estamos vivos
and that's what matters. Love
you
Love you too
First text from @dmiran222 in π΅π·, 15 minutes ago:
https://t.co/7mxSUJK8dq https://t.co/MPwPjiXLdT]()
First text from @dmiran222 in π΅π·, 15 minutes ago: https://t.co/7mxSUJK8dq https://t.co/MPwPjiXLdT
Dank, The Game, and Cyanide and Happiness: HEY, NICE SHIRT!
I HELP
BLIND
KIDS
I HELP
BLIND
kiDS
THANKS!
BLIND
kioS
Cyanide and Happiness O Explosm.net
We have lots of updates to the game for those of you who aren't blind https://goo.gl/2Gbses
![Dank, The Game, and Cyanide and Happiness: HEY, NICE SHIRT!
I HELP
BLIND
KIDS
I HELP
BLIND
kiDS
THANKS!
BLIND
kioS
Cyanide and Happiness O Explosm.net
We have lots of updates to the game for those of you who aren't blind https://goo.gl/2Gbses]()
We have lots of updates to the game for those of you who aren't blind https://goo.gl/2Gbses
9gag, Fucking, and Memes: Master,
why if a guy have se
with a lot of women
he's a fucking
legend,
but if a girl does
just two guys in
a year, she is
a slut?
9gag.com/remix84
You see, my child
"If a key opens lot
of locks, then it's a
MASTER KEY
But if a lock is
opened by lots of
keys, then it's a
SHITTY LOCK"
LMFAO ππππππ
![9gag, Fucking, and Memes: Master,
why if a guy have se
with a lot of women
he's a fucking
legend,
but if a girl does
just two guys in
a year, she is
a slut?
9gag.com/remix84
You see, my child
"If a key opens lot
of locks, then it's a
MASTER KEY
But if a lock is
opened by lots of
keys, then it's a
SHITTY LOCK"
LMFAO ππππππ]()
LMFAO ππππππ
Memes, Phone, and π€: Her: So you not gonna unlock your phone?
Him:
The #iPhoneX about to cause a lot of problems.. π€¦ββοΈπ€£ https://t.co/cCSfyVxlOj
![Memes, Phone, and π€: Her: So you not gonna unlock your phone?
Him:
The #iPhoneX about to cause a lot of problems.. π€¦ββοΈπ€£ https://t.co/cCSfyVxlOj]()
The #iPhoneX about to cause a lot of problems.. π€¦ββοΈπ€£ https://t.co/cCSfyVxlOj
Books, Life, and Memes: darnni
I really want to read my book but I
also want to watch 87 hours of
Netflix and travel the world and
and kiss someone I like and sleep
for most of the day... And also l
have a lot of homework
this is literally my life
my life in a post https://t.co/NTwRHj61w0
![Books, Life, and Memes: darnni
I really want to read my book but I
also want to watch 87 hours of
Netflix and travel the world and
and kiss someone I like and sleep
for most of the day... And also l
have a lot of homework
this is literally my life
my life in a post https://t.co/NTwRHj61w0]()
my life in a post https://t.co/NTwRHj61w0
Life, Netflix, and Book: darnni
I really want to read my book but I
also want to watch 87 hours of
Netflix and travel the world and
and kiss someone I like and sleep
for most of the day... And also l
have a lot of homework
this is literally my life
my life in a post https://t.co/NTwRHj61w0
![Life, Netflix, and Book: darnni
I really want to read my book but I
also want to watch 87 hours of
Netflix and travel the world and
and kiss someone I like and sleep
for most of the day... And also l
have a lot of homework
this is literally my life
my life in a post https://t.co/NTwRHj61w0]()
my life in a post https://t.co/NTwRHj61w0
Food, Memes, and Shit: l talk a lot of shit for someone
who panics while ordering food
at restaurants
π¬ goodgirlwithbadthoughts π
πΌ
![Food, Memes, and Shit: l talk a lot of shit for someone
who panics while ordering food
at restaurants
π¬ goodgirlwithbadthoughts π
πΌ]()
π¬ goodgirlwithbadthoughts π πΌ
Beard, Hello, and Memes: SGAG
Singpost: I'll check that for you sir.
Me: Thank you.
Singpost: What's your name, sir?
Me: Neil
Singapost: Is that Nial?
Me: If you like.
Singpost: And your phone number?
Me: FOR F... I'm sorry. why do you need my phone number. I just want
to know if there's a post office in Rivervale Mall, Yes or no?
Singpost: In case the line hangs up.
Me: Yes, I could see why that would happen a lot.
Pausc
Singpost: Yes, there is a post office at Rivervale Mall
Me: Thank you.
Singpost: Do you need the address?
Me: It's Eunos, right?
Singpost: No, sir. It's...
Me: Never mind. You're not based in Singapore are you, mate?
Singpost: No, I'm based overseas, sir.
Neil Humphreys
Yesterday at 12:36pm-Singapore ,
Follow
Me: Hello, Singpost, I'm calling to confirm that there is a post office at
Rivervale Mall.
Singpost phone guy: That is correct, sir
Me: That there is a post office?
Singpost: That this is Singpost.
Me: Where?
Singpost: On the phone, sir
Me: I know that.
Pause
Me: So is there a post office at Rivervale Mall or is it just a SAM machn?
Singpost: That is correct, sir.
Me: What is?
Singpost: How can i help you today?
Me: For fuc... I mean, does Rivervale Mall have a post office?
Singpost: ll check for you sir. Where is the location?
Me: Rivervale Mall
singpost: ITl check for you sir... Yes, that is correct, sir. The address is No kidding.
Eunos
Me: Wait, what? Eunos? Rivervale Mall is in Sengkang.
Singpost: Ill check for you, sir
Me: No, you don't have to check, sir. I know Rivervale Mall is Sengkang. (UPDATE: went to Rivervale Mall. There is no post office, just a bloody
Does it have a post office?
Singpost, I'm all for cost cutting (and certainly don't blame poor bugger
on the phone) but I'd grown a beard and lost will to live by time i was
done
...
SAM machine!!)
SINGPOST
SMLJP
And in the end still no post office! ππ
![Beard, Hello, and Memes: SGAG
Singpost: I'll check that for you sir.
Me: Thank you.
Singpost: What's your name, sir?
Me: Neil
Singapost: Is that Nial?
Me: If you like.
Singpost: And your phone number?
Me: FOR F... I'm sorry. why do you need my phone number. I just want
to know if there's a post office in Rivervale Mall, Yes or no?
Singpost: In case the line hangs up.
Me: Yes, I could see why that would happen a lot.
Pausc
Singpost: Yes, there is a post office at Rivervale Mall
Me: Thank you.
Singpost: Do you need the address?
Me: It's Eunos, right?
Singpost: No, sir. It's...
Me: Never mind. You're not based in Singapore are you, mate?
Singpost: No, I'm based overseas, sir.
Neil Humphreys
Yesterday at 12:36pm-Singapore ,
Follow
Me: Hello, Singpost, I'm calling to confirm that there is a post office at
Rivervale Mall.
Singpost phone guy: That is correct, sir
Me: That there is a post office?
Singpost: That this is Singpost.
Me: Where?
Singpost: On the phone, sir
Me: I know that.
Pause
Me: So is there a post office at Rivervale Mall or is it just a SAM machn?
Singpost: That is correct, sir.
Me: What is?
Singpost: How can i help you today?
Me: For fuc... I mean, does Rivervale Mall have a post office?
Singpost: ll check for you sir. Where is the location?
Me: Rivervale Mall
singpost: ITl check for you sir... Yes, that is correct, sir. The address is No kidding.
Eunos
Me: Wait, what? Eunos? Rivervale Mall is in Sengkang.
Singpost: Ill check for you, sir
Me: No, you don't have to check, sir. I know Rivervale Mall is Sengkang. (UPDATE: went to Rivervale Mall. There is no post office, just a bloody
Does it have a post office?
Singpost, I'm all for cost cutting (and certainly don't blame poor bugger
on the phone) but I'd grown a beard and lost will to live by time i was
done
...
SAM machine!!)
SINGPOST
SMLJP
And in the end still no post office! ππ]()
And in the end still no post office! ππ
Memes, Grey's Anatomy, and Been: 14-
Truly, l have been through a lot,
Me after watching 13 season of Grey's Anatomy πππ https://t.co/UhrH6I1wMl
![Memes, Grey's Anatomy, and Been: 14-
Truly, l have been through a lot,
Me after watching 13 season of Grey's Anatomy πππ https://t.co/UhrH6I1wMl]()
Me after watching 13 season of Grey's Anatomy πππ https://t.co/UhrH6I1wMl
Memes, The Walking Dead, and Work: TRUEFACT #2432
TWDTRUEFACTS
ENTERTAINMENTTRUEFACTS
DUE TO THE WALKING DEAD FILMINGIN SENOIA GEORGIA
AND ATLANTA, GEOGIA THE SHOW HAS TEMPORARILY
HALTED WORK ON ITS EIGHTH SEASON FOR MONDAY
SEPTEMBER 11 WITH IRMA ARRIVING IN GEORGIA
My friend dealt with Irma when she was category 3 when it was dying down to a category 1 hurricane last night. He said the storm lasted all night and with very heavy winds and a lot of damage. Though the storm is now a tropical storm, it's not one to be messed with. Hope for the best for the cast and crew. TheWalkingDead TWD WalkingDead @entertainmenttruefacts And also to those who have suffered the devastating affects of the Hurricane, look out for each other and support each other as best you can.
![Memes, The Walking Dead, and Work: TRUEFACT #2432
TWDTRUEFACTS
ENTERTAINMENTTRUEFACTS
DUE TO THE WALKING DEAD FILMINGIN SENOIA GEORGIA
AND ATLANTA, GEOGIA THE SHOW HAS TEMPORARILY
HALTED WORK ON ITS EIGHTH SEASON FOR MONDAY
SEPTEMBER 11 WITH IRMA ARRIVING IN GEORGIA
My friend dealt with Irma when she was category 3 when it was dying down to a category 1 hurricane last night. He said the storm lasted all night and with very heavy winds and a lot of damage. Though the storm is now a tropical storm, it's not one to be messed with. Hope for the best for the cast and crew. TheWalkingDead TWD WalkingDead @entertainmenttruefacts And also to those who have suffered the devastating affects of the Hurricane, look out for each other and support each other as best you can.]()
My friend dealt with Irma when she was category 3 when it was dying down to a category 1 hurricane last night. He said the storm lasted all ...
Dad, Memes, and Videos: He told his dad he wanted to learn to train his dog and
dad said there were lots of dog training videos orn
youtube. So here he is, showing them to the puppy
Follow my other accounts @antisocialtv @lola_the_ladypug @x__antisocial_butterfly__x
![Dad, Memes, and Videos: He told his dad he wanted to learn to train his dog and
dad said there were lots of dog training videos orn
youtube. So here he is, showing them to the puppy
Follow my other accounts @antisocialtv @lola_the_ladypug @x__antisocial_butterfly__x]()
Follow my other accounts @antisocialtv @lola_the_ladypug @x__antisocial_butterfly__x