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Love Gun: Return] [Catalog] [Bottom Update Auto File: Sled jpg 1.44 MB, 2100x1750 Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun)14:25:00 No. 666453358 Alright /B/ time to confess what I did 14 years ago >Be me 8 years old >Snowing like crazy down in the New York suburbs >Have other kids that live in neighborhood They're fucking idiots Wanna go sledding >Decide to tape 3 REALLY strong leaf blowers we had lying around in the garage to sled I don't know why we had so many >They run off gas >Being the idiot I am I get a can and tube the leaf blowers to the can >Wait until night, parents were going out for dinner >Get on sled, with helmet on because i m a good boy >Going down hill >Leaf blowers are REALLY loud It turns out the idiot neighbors kids had to shovel snow but decided to water it down, not knowing it would create ice >Hear a hissing sound Think WTF and keep sliding >Get to the ice Turns out there was gun powder all over sled cause dad loves guns >Spin out of fucking control and hit neighbors new wooden fence >Jump off, helmet saves me >I see the sled and leaf blowers catch on fire >They fucking explode Catches fence on fire >Get the fuck away from there Run up hill, slip in ice >The sled contraption blows up >Get to room and looking out widow at the growing fire >Call 911 Neighbors just then show up See them get out of car crying Fire fighters show up Fire gets put out >MFW it turned out when the explosion killed two of there cats who were out for some reason >MFW one of there trees still has the burn mark and whenever I visit my parents and then visit them, I see the burn mark Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update Auto [Post a Reply] Anon goes sledding
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 Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun)14:25:00 No. 666453358
 Alright /B/ time to confess what I did 14 years ago
 >Be me 8 years old
 >Snowing like crazy down in the New York suburbs
 >Have other kids that live in neighborhood
 They're fucking idiots
 Wanna go sledding
 >Decide to tape 3 REALLY strong leaf blowers we had lying around in the garage to sled
 I don't know why we had so many
 >They run off gas
 >Being the idiot I am I get a can and tube the leaf blowers to the can
 >Wait until night, parents were going out for dinner
 >Get on sled, with helmet on because i m a good boy
 >Going down hill
 >Leaf blowers are REALLY loud
 It turns out the idiot neighbors kids had to shovel snow but decided to water it down, not knowing it would create ice
 >Hear a hissing sound
 Think WTF and keep sliding
 >Get to the ice
 Turns out there
 was gun powder all over sled cause dad loves guns
 >Spin out of fucking control and hit neighbors new wooden fence
 >Jump off, helmet saves me
 >I see the sled and leaf blowers catch on fire
 >They fucking explode
 Catches fence on fire
 >Get the fuck away from there
 Run up hill, slip in ice
 >The sled contraption blows up
 >Get to room and looking out widow at the growing fire
 >Call 911
 Neighbors just then show up
 See them get out of car crying
 Fire fighters show up
 Fire gets put out
 >MFW it turned out when the explosion killed two of there cats who were out for some reason
 >MFW one of there trees still has the burn mark and whenever I visit my parents and then visit them, I see the burn mark
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