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Bruh, Disappointed, and Dude: 15% 6:33 PM CALL 2017 Iv been good 18 PM l cant believe u miss your internet friends l thought u didn't talk to anyone Untile we are together 129 PM On the phone and your table I feel depressed And sad I feel like someone just stabbed me to death 12:30 PM U never told me u talked to internet friends l thought i agreed to let u talk to friends at school not internet friends Enter message SEND I thought i agreed to let u talk to friends at school not internet friends I thought i agreed to let u talk to friends at school not internet friends im disappointed in u 12:31 PM My love 12:32 PM sorry to tell you bro but you aint talking to her, you talking to a random nigga i lent her my phone to call you, i aint think you would keep texting 2:07 PM sorry dude... idk what yall on but she told me she got her phone taken, so contact her 2:16 PM elsewhere Wednesday, October 11, 2017 Enter message SEND Yes Necko-chan i miss u 2 Im always thinking about u 1156 AM And i really want to spend Halloween with u Please try to call me with your phone I miss u necko-chan I love u necko-chan 11:58 AM 11:57 AM Thursday, October 12,2017 Necko-chan i wont be able to talk until 2 hours because thats when i get my 30 minute break at work Right now im in my 10 minute break I love u necko-chan 9-55 AM Enter message SEND I love u necko-chan 9:55 AM Im in my 30 minute break I miss u Necko-chan 12:39 PM Im able to talk Is necko-chan there 12:40 PM nah bro still me i really gotta stop turning on my phone to love notes from another nigga bruh this shit 2:47 PM bout gay as hell its time to stop unless she calls you dude dont hit my line, dont even text this number, keep it to 12:50 PM Voice. Enter message SEND nah bro still me i really gotta stop turning on my phone to love notes from another nigga bruh this shit bout gay as hell 12:47 PM its time to stop. unless she calls you dude dont hit my line, dont even text this number, keep it to 2:50 PM voice. Friday, October 20, 2017 Necko-chan 11:23 AM Monday, October 30, 2017 Hi i wanted to ask u if their is school today? 9:58 AM dude, i'm trying to tell you this 10:01 AM is inappropriate. s t o p Enter message SEND I lent a girl my phone in class. Didn't expect her boyfriend to keep texting.
Bruh, Disappointed, and Dude: 15%
 6:33 PM
 CALL
 2017
 Iv been good 18 PM
 l cant believe u miss your
 internet friends
 l thought u didn't talk to
 anyone
 Untile we are together 129 PM
 On the phone and your table
 I feel depressed
 And sad
 I feel like someone just
 stabbed me to death
 12:30 PM
 U never told me u talked to
 internet friends
 l thought i agreed to let u
 talk to friends at school not
 internet friends
 Enter message
 SEND

 I thought i agreed to let u
 talk to friends at school not
 internet friends
 I thought i agreed to let u
 talk to friends at school not
 internet friends
 im disappointed in u 12:31 PM
 My love
 12:32 PM
 sorry to tell you bro but you
 aint talking to her, you talking
 to a random nigga
 i lent her my phone to call
 you, i aint think you would
 keep texting
 2:07 PM
 sorry dude... idk what yall on
 but she told me she got her
 phone taken, so contact her
 2:16 PM elsewhere
 Wednesday, October 11, 2017
 Enter message
 SEND

 Yes
 Necko-chan i miss u 2
 Im always thinking about u 1156 AM
 And i really want to spend
 Halloween with u
 Please try to call me with your
 phone
 I miss u necko-chan
 I love u necko-chan 11:58 AM
 11:57 AM
 Thursday, October 12,2017
 Necko-chan i wont be able
 to talk until 2 hours because
 thats when i get my 30
 minute break at work
 Right now im in my 10 minute
 break
 I love u necko-chan
 9-55 AM
 Enter message
 SEND

 I love u necko-chan
 9:55 AM
 Im in my 30 minute break
 I miss u
 Necko-chan 12:39 PM
 Im able to talk
 Is necko-chan there 12:40 PM
 nah bro still me
 i really gotta stop turning on
 my phone to love notes from
 another nigga bruh this shit
 2:47 PM bout gay as hell
 its time to stop
 unless she calls you dude
 dont hit my line, dont even
 text this number, keep it to
 12:50 PM Voice.
 Enter message
 SEND

 nah bro still me
 i really gotta stop turning on
 my phone to love notes from
 another nigga bruh this shit
 bout gay as hell
 12:47 PM
 its time to stop.
 unless she calls you dude
 dont hit my line, dont even
 text this number, keep it to
 2:50 PM voice.
 Friday, October 20, 2017
 Necko-chan 11:23 AM
 Monday, October 30, 2017
 Hi i wanted to ask u if their is
 school today?
 9:58 AM
 dude, i'm trying to tell you this
 10:01 AM is inappropriate. s t o p
 Enter message
 SEND
I lent a girl my phone in class. Didn't expect her boyfriend to keep texting.

I lent a girl my phone in class. Didn't expect her boyfriend to keep texting.

Asian, Ass, and Baseball: My tow truck driver and his lil buddy. Pic: reddit u/Slowhand09 @DrSmashlove Aight. Two real quick follow-ups on my post about girls and sports (from Sunday.) First, I take back the comment about hairy armpits on women. Ladies - if u love yo natural body - I love it too. Or if u identify as a gender that doesn’t match your biological sex (thank u to my lil homegirl for explaining this to me), I love u too. If u EVER come to this page and feel “othered” or ostracized, tell me! It’s never my intent. Sometimes my lack of intellect and understanding translates the love in my heart into words that can be hurtful, and I ALWAYS expect y’all to teach me and educate me so I can be a better man out here. Second, I implied that the prototypic female sports fan has a blond pony tail sticking out the back of her baseball cap. My extremely wise sister from another mister @tamashar quickly pointed out that she’s a football fan and does not, in fact, have a blond pony tail. It is axiomatic that it’s sisters out here that love sports. The thing is, when I write, I imagine a story in my head, and I type it out and give it to y’all. So I imagined a loud ass blond girl at a Wrigleyville bar in a faded cubs cap wearing her ex boyfriend’s oversized J Crew hoodie (that she kept because FVCK HIM 🤗) barking loudly and drunkenly about her favorite (and least favorite) cubs players: “OMG GET RID OF PEDRO STROP ALREADY HE’S SUCH A - *WHY* DOES MADDON PUT HIM IN - HE SUCKS - CAN I GET A STELLA OR WHAT I NEED A DRINKY - Oh shit Kelly - kyle texted me - gotta go lol cover my beer baby byeeeee” <— if u got a girl like this in yo squad, tag her 🤗. Anyway I never meant to exclude my sisters, my Latinas, my Asian home girls, etc - they all got ladies that will school u - smash is never exclusionary only inclusionary. That’s all I got. Now don’t comment “SMASH STOP APOLOGIZING” - I don’t do it to be politically correct! (scroll back and tell me if I’ve EVER been politically correct 😂) - I make these statement to show GROWTH and I hope I never stop growing! I’ve always been a grower 🍌 bless up 😍😂😂😂
Asian, Ass, and Baseball: My tow truck driver and his lil buddy.
 Pic: reddit u/Slowhand09
 @DrSmashlove
Aight. Two real quick follow-ups on my post about girls and sports (from Sunday.) First, I take back the comment about hairy armpits on women. Ladies - if u love yo natural body - I love it too. Or if u identify as a gender that doesn’t match your biological sex (thank u to my lil homegirl for explaining this to me), I love u too. If u EVER come to this page and feel “othered” or ostracized, tell me! It’s never my intent. Sometimes my lack of intellect and understanding translates the love in my heart into words that can be hurtful, and I ALWAYS expect y’all to teach me and educate me so I can be a better man out here. Second, I implied that the prototypic female sports fan has a blond pony tail sticking out the back of her baseball cap. My extremely wise sister from another mister @tamashar quickly pointed out that she’s a football fan and does not, in fact, have a blond pony tail. It is axiomatic that it’s sisters out here that love sports. The thing is, when I write, I imagine a story in my head, and I type it out and give it to y’all. So I imagined a loud ass blond girl at a Wrigleyville bar in a faded cubs cap wearing her ex boyfriend’s oversized J Crew hoodie (that she kept because FVCK HIM 🤗) barking loudly and drunkenly about her favorite (and least favorite) cubs players: “OMG GET RID OF PEDRO STROP ALREADY HE’S SUCH A - *WHY* DOES MADDON PUT HIM IN - HE SUCKS - CAN I GET A STELLA OR WHAT I NEED A DRINKY - Oh shit Kelly - kyle texted me - gotta go lol cover my beer baby byeeeee” <— if u got a girl like this in yo squad, tag her 🤗. Anyway I never meant to exclude my sisters, my Latinas, my Asian home girls, etc - they all got ladies that will school u - smash is never exclusionary only inclusionary. That’s all I got. Now don’t comment “SMASH STOP APOLOGIZING” - I don’t do it to be politically correct! (scroll back and tell me if I’ve EVER been politically correct 😂) - I make these statement to show GROWTH and I hope I never stop growing! I’ve always been a grower 🍌 bless up 😍😂😂😂

Aight. Two real quick follow-ups on my post about girls and sports (from Sunday.) First, I take back the comment about hairy armpits on wome...