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Alive, Being Alone, and Ass: Meet my new workout buddy: @DrSmashlove A lot of u wanna date someone and complain that the person u with don't feel the same thing for u that u feel for them. "You love me ... but you don't love me the way I love you." And this become the basis of discord and enmity between two lovers. I would posit that people who feel this way got their expectations fucked up. Let's take it back to the caveman. The caveman loved the cave woman for the companionship and comfort she provided. U feel me? After a long day of wrestling saber tooth tigers and dinosaurs with his bare hands bruh the only thing that could cool his ass off at the end of the day in that cold ass cave was the warm confines of the four walls of some soft cave woman Punani ๐Ÿค—. Similarly the cave woman engendered love in the heart of the caveman by rearing his chirren. And she appreciated him: "shit, I'm 5'3". I couldn't wrestle bears and shit alone. This caveman low key got stink-bref but I'll let his ass breathe fire into my grill for the comfort of not having to watch my chirren being eaten alive ๐Ÿ˜." <- women BEEN the smarter, more reasonable-rational species ๐Ÿ˜‚. Fast forward to 2017 where we over-obsessed with equality and everyone want equality in EVERYTHING, even emotions. "Do you crave me like I crave you?" "Do you think about me like I think of you?" "No good morning text huh ok GOOD NIGHT" <- at 11:03 am baby girl? What time zone u in? China? ๐Ÿ˜‚ And we expect all these feelings in an era where we done fucked up the relationship-responsibility paradigm. Fully capable grown ass men be unemployed on the couch smoking weed eating Funyuns for breakfast playing PlayStation talmbout "do u luh me baby" - bruh - what is there to love - u ain even disabled - u just CHOOSE not to work - if the caveman were alive today he'd bust the door down on yo crib and strangle yo ass talmbout "OOGA BOOGA - I AINT WRESTLE ELEPHANTS TO MAINTAIN THE BLOODLINE FOR THIS FUCKERY". Ask yourself: do u feel in your heart that this person loves u? Not exactly how u love them but in their own way? If yes, then give it a chance. Expect reciprocation sexually because he can control that. Emotions can be faked but you're better off accepting the real thing. Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚
Alive, Being Alone, and Ass: Meet my new workout buddy:
 @DrSmashlove
A lot of u wanna date someone and complain that the person u with don't feel the same thing for u that u feel for them. "You love me ... but you don't love me the way I love you." And this become the basis of discord and enmity between two lovers. I would posit that people who feel this way got their expectations fucked up. Let's take it back to the caveman. The caveman loved the cave woman for the companionship and comfort she provided. U feel me? After a long day of wrestling saber tooth tigers and dinosaurs with his bare hands bruh the only thing that could cool his ass off at the end of the day in that cold ass cave was the warm confines of the four walls of some soft cave woman Punani ๐Ÿค—. Similarly the cave woman engendered love in the heart of the caveman by rearing his chirren. And she appreciated him: "shit, I'm 5'3". I couldn't wrestle bears and shit alone. This caveman low key got stink-bref but I'll let his ass breathe fire into my grill for the comfort of not having to watch my chirren being eaten alive ๐Ÿ˜." <- women BEEN the smarter, more reasonable-rational species ๐Ÿ˜‚. Fast forward to 2017 where we over-obsessed with equality and everyone want equality in EVERYTHING, even emotions. "Do you crave me like I crave you?" "Do you think about me like I think of you?" "No good morning text huh ok GOOD NIGHT" <- at 11:03 am baby girl? What time zone u in? China? ๐Ÿ˜‚ And we expect all these feelings in an era where we done fucked up the relationship-responsibility paradigm. Fully capable grown ass men be unemployed on the couch smoking weed eating Funyuns for breakfast playing PlayStation talmbout "do u luh me baby" - bruh - what is there to love - u ain even disabled - u just CHOOSE not to work - if the caveman were alive today he'd bust the door down on yo crib and strangle yo ass talmbout "OOGA BOOGA - I AINT WRESTLE ELEPHANTS TO MAINTAIN THE BLOODLINE FOR THIS FUCKERY". Ask yourself: do u feel in your heart that this person loves u? Not exactly how u love them but in their own way? If yes, then give it a chance. Expect reciprocation sexually because he can control that. Emotions can be faked but you're better off accepting the real thing. Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

A lot of u wanna date someone and complain that the person u with don't feel the same thing for u that u feel for them. "You love me ... but...

Af, Ass, and Bad: if you're have a bad day look at this @DrSmashlove Every once in a while, if you're lucky, you find true love. Something you see - feel - taste - and it just feels right. It's new - but, strangely, it's familiar. It generates sensations u haven't felt before in places that haven't been awakened before, and you're eager to see where it goes. I felt this recently and I had to share it with y'all. Once I experienced it, I couldn't get enuf. No I didn't find this love on Tinder or Bumbles or Coffee and Bagel. This was a love much deeper. The type of love u can only find in a poke bowl ๐Ÿ˜. BRUH...Game changer ๐Ÿ˜‚. Life changer. Poke is trendy now so I probably don't need to explain, but, for the uninitiated: this is a raw fish salad that started when Hawaiian fisherman would cobble together all of their fish cuttings from their catches, season it, and eat it. Now it is crafted with love by hipsters with deadstock vintage frames and neck tattoos who wear limited edition Vans and make experimental synth music that they post to their SoundCloud, where they have 984 followers and counting. Poke is the truth bruh. Eat it on a vegetable salad base and u get your vitamins, fiber, and a ton of protein, and it actually tastes good AF. I used to love sushi rolls (and still do) but that's a lot of rice and creamy sauces u don't need. Poke gets right to the point bruh no filler just killer. U feel me? Now the only thing about poke is, unless u live in Hawaii, the shit gon run u. However look at it like this. That Chipotle burrito with guac run u $11. Add $2 and get u something all natural from the sea that will fortify u and give u strength and happiness. U feel me? Eat enough of this shit and u liable to grow big ass muscles like the long haired dude from the Moana movie with the tattoos that move and shit. U feel me? Poke isn't just good food - this shit is true love ๐Ÿ˜. Now go forth and enjoy BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Af, Ass, and Bad: if you're have a bad day look at this
 @DrSmashlove
Every once in a while, if you're lucky, you find true love. Something you see - feel - taste - and it just feels right. It's new - but, strangely, it's familiar. It generates sensations u haven't felt before in places that haven't been awakened before, and you're eager to see where it goes. I felt this recently and I had to share it with y'all. Once I experienced it, I couldn't get enuf. No I didn't find this love on Tinder or Bumbles or Coffee and Bagel. This was a love much deeper. The type of love u can only find in a poke bowl ๐Ÿ˜. BRUH...Game changer ๐Ÿ˜‚. Life changer. Poke is trendy now so I probably don't need to explain, but, for the uninitiated: this is a raw fish salad that started when Hawaiian fisherman would cobble together all of their fish cuttings from their catches, season it, and eat it. Now it is crafted with love by hipsters with deadstock vintage frames and neck tattoos who wear limited edition Vans and make experimental synth music that they post to their SoundCloud, where they have 984 followers and counting. Poke is the truth bruh. Eat it on a vegetable salad base and u get your vitamins, fiber, and a ton of protein, and it actually tastes good AF. I used to love sushi rolls (and still do) but that's a lot of rice and creamy sauces u don't need. Poke gets right to the point bruh no filler just killer. U feel me? Now the only thing about poke is, unless u live in Hawaii, the shit gon run u. However look at it like this. That Chipotle burrito with guac run u $11. Add $2 and get u something all natural from the sea that will fortify u and give u strength and happiness. U feel me? Eat enough of this shit and u liable to grow big ass muscles like the long haired dude from the Moana movie with the tattoos that move and shit. U feel me? Poke isn't just good food - this shit is true love ๐Ÿ˜. Now go forth and enjoy BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Every once in a while, if you're lucky, you find true love. Something you see - feel - taste - and it just feels right. It's new - but, stra...

Af, Beautiful, and Community: Niecy (mom), Mike, Shirley (Cuzzin, BF, God mom). This is one of my fav pics of my Mommy. She was stunningly beautiful. She was fly AF. She was a Goddess whose skin was a brilliant beautiful black. Her weird colored eyes were like marbles in the sunlight they danced like precious jewels. She was drop dead fine and could freeze a room with a walk in. All that and she was an artist. Her floral arrangements we grand and beautiful. Her eye for design dead on. She was a creative. She was a pot smoking free love supporter. She was Respected in the community and every where we went. I'm lucky she decided and choose to have me while still a student at Frederick Douglass High School. I sat in her belly as she sat in class. I believe I learned to love learning becuz of that. She keep my head straight when the streets wanted to keep me. She prepared me to escape unhurt and no criminal record. She was a warrior queen. She was my example of true spirit and determination. She taught me to GRIND and never wait for another man to feed me. When any one celebrates me I know they are in fact celebrating the job she did as a leader teaching me to be one as well. I love u girl. I love u sooooooo much. We talked about this day and now I'm here and I hear U saying "you're a man Michael and it's your job to take care of your family, man. So do it". Yes mam baby. Yes mam. MamaNiecy we love u. Thank u for preparing Me, LaShunda & Lovie for this day.
Af, Beautiful, and Community: Niecy (mom), Mike, Shirley (Cuzzin, BF, God mom). This is one of my fav pics of my Mommy. She was stunningly beautiful. She was fly AF. She was a Goddess whose skin was a brilliant beautiful black. Her weird colored eyes were like marbles in the sunlight they danced like precious jewels. She was drop dead fine and could freeze a room with a walk in. All that and she was an artist. Her floral arrangements we grand and beautiful. Her eye for design dead on. She was a creative. She was a pot smoking free love supporter. She was Respected in the community and every where we went. I'm lucky she decided and choose to have me while still a student at Frederick Douglass High School. I sat in her belly as she sat in class. I believe I learned to love learning becuz of that. She keep my head straight when the streets wanted to keep me. She prepared me to escape unhurt and no criminal record. She was a warrior queen. She was my example of true spirit and determination. She taught me to GRIND and never wait for another man to feed me. When any one celebrates me I know they are in fact celebrating the job she did as a leader teaching me to be one as well. I love u girl. I love u sooooooo much. We talked about this day and now I'm here and I hear U saying "you're a man Michael and it's your job to take care of your family, man. So do it". Yes mam baby. Yes mam. MamaNiecy we love u. Thank u for preparing Me, LaShunda & Lovie for this day.

Niecy (mom), Mike, Shirley (Cuzzin, BF, God mom). This is one of my fav pics of my Mommy. She was stunningly beautiful. She was fly AF. She ...

Af, Android, and Apple: THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER Dr Smashlove If u got a iPhone and u get 11 texts in a row it could only be one of two things lemme splain u: (1) u have a friend in imminent danger who's about to die. Urgent. Grab yo phone and read them damn texts so u can get to that person asap AF and save they life. (2) Yo friend has a android and they texts get chopped up into 11 itty bitty out of order ass lookin texts that u need a Capn Crunch Decoder Ring just to make sense out of and half the time one of the 11 texts don't make it thru anyway so the chunk of the text that has the most salient and important part of the entire message gets omitted and what you're left with is gobbledygook that make no sense whatsoever. That's why when I text android users and I get them 11 texts in a row I just be like "LOL I feel you" - that's a lie - I'm actually devoid of any feeling whatsoever except the feeling of bewilderment that anyone would select any mobile device other than the slick, sexy, delicately curved iPhone. ANYWAY JUST LETTING U ANDROID USERS KNOW. IF U TEXT ALL THE TIME WITH A iPHONE PERSON, THEY LOVE U FR, BECAUSE YO PHONE DON'T COMMUNICATE NORMALLY BLESS UP THANK YOU BUY APPLE PRODUCTS SO YO TEXTS SHOW UP IN A PLEASING BLUE COLOR RIP STEVE JOBS BLESS UP LOVE YOU ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Af, Android, and Apple: THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER
 Dr Smashlove
If u got a iPhone and u get 11 texts in a row it could only be one of two things lemme splain u: (1) u have a friend in imminent danger who's about to die. Urgent. Grab yo phone and read them damn texts so u can get to that person asap AF and save they life. (2) Yo friend has a android and they texts get chopped up into 11 itty bitty out of order ass lookin texts that u need a Capn Crunch Decoder Ring just to make sense out of and half the time one of the 11 texts don't make it thru anyway so the chunk of the text that has the most salient and important part of the entire message gets omitted and what you're left with is gobbledygook that make no sense whatsoever. That's why when I text android users and I get them 11 texts in a row I just be like "LOL I feel you" - that's a lie - I'm actually devoid of any feeling whatsoever except the feeling of bewilderment that anyone would select any mobile device other than the slick, sexy, delicately curved iPhone. ANYWAY JUST LETTING U ANDROID USERS KNOW. IF U TEXT ALL THE TIME WITH A iPHONE PERSON, THEY LOVE U FR, BECAUSE YO PHONE DON'T COMMUNICATE NORMALLY BLESS UP THANK YOU BUY APPLE PRODUCTS SO YO TEXTS SHOW UP IN A PLEASING BLUE COLOR RIP STEVE JOBS BLESS UP LOVE YOU ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

If u got a iPhone and u get 11 texts in a row it could only be one of two things lemme splain u: (1) u have a friend in imminent danger who'...