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Low Carb Diet: Low carb diet: When feeling low, eat carbs.
Low Carb Diet: Low carb diet: When feeling low, eat carbs.

Low carb diet: When feeling low, eat carbs.

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Low Carb Diet: Dr. Robert Atkins publishes his first book, "Diet Revolution," promoting a low carb diet. (1972)
Low Carb Diet: Dr. Robert Atkins publishes his first book, "Diet Revolution," promoting a low carb diet. (1972)

Dr. Robert Atkins publishes his first book, "Diet Revolution," promoting a low carb diet. (1972)

Low Carb Diet: -80lbs Low carb keto diet plan How to start a low carb diet
Low Carb Diet: -80lbs
Low carb keto diet plan How to start a low carb diet

Low carb keto diet plan How to start a low carb diet

Low Carb Diet: Anonymous 02/28/19(Thu)12:48:52 No.185233552 >be me >18 finally get a girl's attention >she's a 3/10 but she got a nice booty >cheeks are slightly unproportionate size but eh arrive at her house to take her to 28 KB JPG the inernational house of pancakes (so I can clap those hot cakes later) she says she doesn't want pancakes >mmkay I go into her house and we go her to the room entire house smells like cats >my feet are crunching cat litter and fossilized cat oh fuck >we start kissing i grab both of her booty cheeks, one hand slightly more full than the other I go to eat her ass >booty hole has toilet paper crusts on a strictly low carb diet tell her I dont feel good and we should sex in the morning we decide to cuddle she falls asleep but Im still wide awake decide to scavenge the house to find something so I can clean her booty hole before morning sexy time i look through her cabinets and all I can find is cat food >I notice she accidentally left her toaster on haha what a dumby idea.jpeg I get some cat food and empty them into the toaster literally create a cat food/toaster pussy >I climb on her counter and mount the toaster the cat food smells so bad but it feels great on my weiner literallybetterthanpussy.jpeg the light turns on and it's the 3/10 WHAT THE FUCK ARE U DOING ANON?! >I slip and fall cat food everywhere 90 cats come out of nowhere MY BABIES! Cats are literally eating the food and sucking my dick all at once cant get up because of these fat fucks laying on me >3/10 is freaking out, not helping the situation >cats start biting my dick >screaming.jpeg 3/10 grabs water and starts dumping it on cats >getting clawed to death losing too much blood and cum l see a light It's xxxtentacion "spotlight uh moonlight uh" the cats burst into flames Jah takes my hand "it's your time now, anon I float to heaven with x 3/10 pissing and shitting herself in anger ask X to kick her ass >X says he doesnt do that anymore mmkay in heaven now and losing wif 3/10
Low Carb Diet: Anonymous 02/28/19(Thu)12:48:52 No.185233552
 >be me
 >18
 finally get a girl's attention
 >she's a 3/10 but she got a nice
 booty
 >cheeks are slightly
 unproportionate size but eh
 arrive at her house to take her to
 28 KB JPG
 the inernational house of pancakes (so I can clap
 those hot cakes later)
 she says she doesn't want pancakes
 >mmkay
 I go into her house and we go her to the room
 entire house smells like cats
 >my feet are crunching cat litter and fossilized cat
 oh fuck
 >we start kissing
 i grab both of her booty cheeks, one hand slightly
 more full than the other
 I go to eat her ass
 >booty hole has toilet paper crusts
 on a strictly low carb diet
 tell her I dont feel good and we should sex in the
 morning
 we decide to cuddle
 she falls asleep but Im still wide awake
 decide to scavenge the house to find something
 so I can clean her booty hole before morning sexy
 time
 i look through her cabinets and all I can find is
 cat food
 >I notice she accidentally left her toaster on
 haha what a dumby
 idea.jpeg
 I get some cat food and empty them into the
 toaster
 literally create a cat food/toaster pussy
 >I climb on her counter and mount the toaster
 the cat food smells so bad but it feels great on
 my weiner
 literallybetterthanpussy.jpeg
 the light turns on and it's the 3/10
 WHAT THE FUCK ARE U DOING ANON?!
 >I slip and fall
 cat food everywhere
 90 cats come out of nowhere
 MY BABIES!
 Cats are literally eating the food and sucking my
 dick all at once
 cant get up because of these fat fucks laying on
 me
 >3/10 is freaking out, not helping the situation
 >cats start biting my dick
 >screaming.jpeg
 3/10 grabs water and starts dumping it on cats
 >getting clawed to death
 losing too much blood and cum
 l see a light
 It's xxxtentacion
 "spotlight uh moonlight uh"
 the cats burst into flames
 Jah takes my hand
 "it's your time now, anon
 I float to heaven with x
 3/10 pissing and shitting herself in anger
 ask X to kick her ass
 >X says he doesnt do that anymore
 mmkay
 in heaven now and losing wif
3/10

3/10

Low Carb Diet: GHEISAROLGY 101 1 HE IS FROM IRAN 2 NIECE TOLD HIM TO COME TO RAIMIMEMES TO GET VOTES FOR HIS INSTAGRAM COMPETITION 3.WILL WIN THE CONTEST WHEN HE FIXES THE DAMN DOOR 4. LIKES SPIDERMAN 1 2 3 AND CARTOON HIS DAUGHTER WATCHES 5.BRILLIANT BUT LAZY IS ON A LOW CARB DIET 6. RESPECTS EVERY HUMAN BEING 7. FROM IRAN BUT ITS OKAY IF YOU AREE NOT STILL LOVES YOU 8.KNOWS THAT WINNING THE COMPETITION IS NOT A PRIVELAGE ITS A GIFT AND USES IT FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND 9. KILLS GOAT FOR HIS DAUGHTER BUT ITS OK CUZ HE HAS ANOTHER SHIRT 10. LOVED IT WHEN SPIDERMAN BEAT OCTPUS GUY BUT KNOWS IS GOOD GUY BUT ANGRY HIS WIFE DIE 11. HAS BEEN READING POETRY LATLEY RUMI, FERDOWSI, SAADI, HAFEZI 12. COUSIN BABAK WRITES POEMS HE READS 13. IS A WRESTLER THAT COULD TAKE OUT BONESAW IN LESS THAN 3 MINUTES 14. WILL VOTE FOR YOU WHEN YOU NEED IT TOO 15. RESPECTS YOUR UNCLE 16. IS NOT A BOT 17.IS NICE PERSON AND RESPECTS NATURE 18. WANTS YOU TO CONCENTRATE IN CLASS 19. HIS DOORWAY IS IN IRAN 20. TRUE LOVE IS RID3THE3LIGHTNING2 21. LIKES TO DRINK TEA WITH HIS FRIEND MAHMOUD 22. HAS COOKIES WITH NUTS IN THEM 23. HIS COUSIN MAISAM INVENTED THE PERSIAN HOT DOG WHICH CONSISTS OF LONG BREAD WITH 4 HOT DOG, KETCHUP, CHEESE AND FALAFEL 24. MAISAM IS IN NAVY 25. RID3THE3LIGHTNING2 LOOKS UP TO HIM AND WONDERS WHERE HES GONE FROM TIME TO TIME 26. WHEN YOU SPEAK OF THE DEVIL HE APPERS 27. HASNT PAID HIS PHONE BILL 28. LOVES WOMEN, MEN AND CHILDREN 29. IS A FAN OF STAR WARS 30.WON THE INSTAGRAM CONTEST BECAUSE THE CONTESTANT WAS A BOY PRETENDING TO BE A GIRL Last modified: 12:37 AM
Low Carb Diet: GHEISAROLGY 101
 1 HE IS FROM IRAN
 2 NIECE TOLD HIM TO COME TO
 RAIMIMEMES TO GET VOTES FOR HIS
 INSTAGRAM COMPETITION
 3.WILL WIN THE CONTEST WHEN HE
 FIXES THE DAMN DOOR
 4. LIKES SPIDERMAN 1 2 3 AND
 CARTOON HIS DAUGHTER WATCHES
 5.BRILLIANT BUT LAZY IS ON A LOW
 CARB DIET
 6. RESPECTS EVERY HUMAN BEING
 7. FROM IRAN BUT ITS OKAY IF YOU AREE
 NOT STILL LOVES YOU
 8.KNOWS THAT WINNING THE
 COMPETITION IS NOT A PRIVELAGE ITS
 A GIFT AND USES IT FOR THE GOOD OF
 MANKIND
 9. KILLS GOAT FOR HIS DAUGHTER BUT
 ITS OK CUZ HE HAS ANOTHER SHIRT
 10. LOVED IT WHEN SPIDERMAN BEAT
 OCTPUS GUY BUT KNOWS IS GOOD GUY
 BUT ANGRY HIS WIFE DIE
 11. HAS BEEN READING POETRY LATLEY
 RUMI, FERDOWSI, SAADI, HAFEZI
 12. COUSIN BABAK WRITES POEMS HE
 READS
 13. IS A WRESTLER THAT COULD
 TAKE OUT BONESAW IN LESS THAN 3
 MINUTES
 14. WILL VOTE FOR YOU WHEN YOU NEED
 IT TOO
 15. RESPECTS YOUR UNCLE
 16. IS NOT A BOT
 17.IS NICE PERSON AND RESPECTS
 NATURE
 18. WANTS YOU TO CONCENTRATE IN
 CLASS
 19. HIS DOORWAY IS IN IRAN
 20. TRUE LOVE IS RID3THE3LIGHTNING2
 21. LIKES TO DRINK TEA WITH HIS
 FRIEND MAHMOUD
 22. HAS COOKIES WITH NUTS IN THEM
 23. HIS COUSIN MAISAM INVENTED THE
 PERSIAN HOT DOG WHICH CONSISTS
 OF LONG BREAD WITH 4 HOT DOG,
 KETCHUP, CHEESE AND FALAFEL
 24. MAISAM IS IN NAVY
 25. RID3THE3LIGHTNING2 LOOKS UP TO
 HIM AND WONDERS WHERE HES GONE
 FROM TIME TO TIME
 26. WHEN YOU SPEAK OF THE DEVIL HE
 APPERS
 27. HASNT PAID HIS PHONE BILL
 28. LOVES WOMEN, MEN AND CHILDREN
 29. IS A FAN OF STAR WARS
 30.WON THE INSTAGRAM CONTEST
 BECAUSE THE CONTESTANT WAS A BOY
 PRETENDING TO BE A GIRL
 Last modified: 12:37 AM
Low Carb Diet: rm His rejection stung had to do this book without him, so be it. Plenty of p rust me into dogge tors and SpaceX, and would talk compan hadn't begun alrea ady dishing. He opened up about the major after another, month after month, and two hundred or so CEO Larry Page might well have been building a fle into the process, I heard from Musk once again. He enhanced robots capable of destroying lly worried about this," Musk said. It didn't make Musk be home and declared that things could go one of two ways: he cou make my life very difficult or he could help with the project af that he and Page were very close friend all. He'd be willing to cooperate if he could read the book before intentioned person undamen and no it went to publication, and could add footnotes throughout it. He Dr. would not meddle with my text, but he wanted the chance to set the record straight in spots that he deemed factually inaccurate. I nderstood where this was coming from. Musk wanted a measure control over his life's story. He's also wired like a scientist and fers mental anguish at the sight of a factual error. A mistake a printed page would gnaw at his soul- forever. While I could rstand his perspective, I could not let him read the book, for ssional, personal, and practical reasons. Musk has his ver- f the truth, and it's not always the version of the truth that t of the world shares. He's prone to verbose answers to simplest of questions as well, and the thought of thirty tnotes seemed all too real. Still, we agreed to have din- all this out, and see where it left us. nversation began with a discussion of public-relations isk burns through PR staffers notoriously fast, and re left him assuming that the ma chines woul do our bidding. "I'm not as optimistic," Musk said. "He could produce something evil by accident." As the food arrived, Musk consumed it. That is, he didn't eat it as much as he made it disappear rapidly with a few gargantuan bites. Desperate to keep Musk happy and chatting, I handed him a big chunk of steak from my plate. The plan worked... for all of ninety seconds. Meat. Hunk. Gone. It took awhile to get Musk off the artificial intelligence doom and-gloom talk and to the subject at hand. Then, as we drifted toward the book, Musk started to feel me out, probing exactly why it was that I wanted to write about him and calculating my intentions. When the moment presented itself, I moved in and seized the conversation. Some adrenaline released and mixed with the gin, and I launched into what was meant to be a forty-five minute sermon about all the reasons Musk should let me burrow deep into his life and do so while getting exactly none of the con- trols he wanted in return. The speech revolved around the inher- ent limitations of footnotes, Musk coming off like a control freak and my journalistic integrity being compromised. To my gre surprise, Musk cut me off after a couple of minutes and sim said, "Okay." One thing that Musk holds in the highest regar resolve, and he respects people who continue on after being no. Dozens of other journalists had asked him to help with the process of hunting for a new communications is the best PR person in the world?" he asked in lHughes, and the Tesla factory n fashion. Then we talked about m ter that of fried ake our order, Musk aske his low-carb diet. He
Low Carb Diet: rm
 His rejection stung
 had to do this book without him, so be it. Plenty of p
 rust me into dogge
 tors and SpaceX, and would talk
 compan
 hadn't begun
 alrea
 ady dishing. He opened up about the major
 after another, month after month, and two hundred or so
 CEO Larry Page might well have been building a fle
 into the process, I heard from Musk once again. He
 enhanced robots capable of destroying
 lly worried about this," Musk said. It didn't make Musk
 be
 home and declared that things could go one of two ways: he cou
 make my life very difficult or he could help with the project af
 that he and Page were very close friend
 all. He'd be willing to cooperate if he could read the book before
 intentioned person
 undamen
 and no
 it went to publication, and could add footnotes throughout it. He
 Dr.
 would not meddle with my text, but he wanted the chance to set
 the record straight in spots that he deemed factually inaccurate. I
 nderstood where this was coming from. Musk wanted a measure
 control over his life's story. He's also wired like a scientist and
 fers mental anguish at the sight of a factual error. A mistake
 a printed page would gnaw at his soul- forever. While I could
 rstand his perspective, I could not let him read the book, for
 ssional, personal, and practical reasons. Musk has his ver-
 f the truth, and it's not always the version of the truth that
 t of the world shares. He's prone to verbose answers to
 simplest of questions as well, and the thought of thirty
 tnotes seemed all too real. Still, we agreed to have din-
 all this out, and see where it left us.
 nversation began with a discussion of public-relations
 isk burns through PR staffers notoriously fast, and
 re left him assuming that the ma
 chines woul
 do our
 bidding. "I'm not as optimistic," Musk said. "He could produce
 something evil by accident." As the food arrived, Musk consumed
 it. That is, he didn't eat it as much as he made it disappear rapidly
 with a few gargantuan bites. Desperate to keep Musk happy and
 chatting, I handed him a big chunk of steak from my plate. The
 plan worked... for all of ninety seconds. Meat. Hunk. Gone.
 It took awhile to get Musk off the artificial intelligence doom
 and-gloom talk and to the subject at hand. Then, as we drifted
 toward the book, Musk started to feel me out, probing exactly
 why it was that I wanted to write about him and calculating my
 intentions. When the moment presented itself, I moved in and
 seized the conversation. Some adrenaline released and mixed with
 the gin, and I launched into what was meant to be a forty-five
 minute sermon about all the reasons Musk should let me burrow
 deep into his life and do so while getting exactly none of the con-
 trols he wanted in return. The speech revolved around the inher-
 ent limitations of footnotes, Musk coming off like a control freak
 and my journalistic integrity being compromised. To my gre
 surprise, Musk cut me off after a couple of minutes and sim
 said, "Okay." One thing that Musk holds in the highest regar
 resolve, and he respects people who continue on after being
 no. Dozens of other journalists had asked him to help with
 the process of hunting for a new communications
 is the best PR person in the world?" he asked in
 lHughes, and the Tesla factory
 n fashion. Then we talked about m
 ter
 that
 of fried
 ake our order, Musk aske
 his low-carb diet. He