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Ass, Bitch, and Bruh: When you at the doctor gettin a physical and he go to grab ya balls bruh if you get a physical and your doctor is a female, it’s the worst. Lemme set the scene for y’all. 5th grade, a young nigga is playing football every weekend after school. My team was the Vikings and our quarterback was some ass, so we were a pretty good representation of the NFL team. Anyway I needed to submit a physical before practices began. So my mom swerve up to a doctors to get a physical. Whole time during the car ride I’m thinking: “Wow, some random ass nigga is gon fondle my ballsack.” Luckily and sadly that wasn’t the case. So I get called in to go next and we walk back to the doctors room. The doctor inside the room is a 30 year old white dude so I’m like, “Ay no homo.” “Huh?” He goes. “I just had to say that before we begin.” They do the standard heart beat and ear checks and shit right. Then all of sudden the doctor says, “Mom, if you’d like to step out, another doctor will be in to do the rest.” So now I’m hyperventilating like fucking spongebob cause I thought ol dude was the one who was gon fondle me word to my uncle. But nah that wasn’t the case. So I’m sitting in the room by myself waiting for this other doctor to come in when the door opens. Ight so when I say this bitch was a pornstar in the making, I’m not exaggerating 🚫🧢 . Her face was a 9 and her body an 11 word to George Bush. And her fucking white coat was open just enough to see her cleavage word to sedimentary rocks. “Hi!” she says. “Go ahead and drop your pants for me and we can begin.” So me being me, I drop my pants and stand there in my underwear like a dumbass. She laughs at me and my ears get hot. “Those too.” She said. So slowly I drop my shit right, and now she gets on her knees in front of me. BOYYYYYYYY do you know how difficult it is to make your dick soft again when it hard? So she puts on gloves and grabs my nuts like it’s a fucking bowl of popcorn. “Look right and cough for me.” I tried to cough but I whimpered instead 💀 i was focusing so hard on NOT being hard. It was like my dick was a metalloid. Anyway she released her grip and I finally started breathing again. I pulled my pants up so fucking fast. Anyway moral of the story is, Naruto is stronger than Goku
Ass, Bitch, and Bruh: When you at the doctor gettin a
 physical and he go to grab ya balls
bruh if you get a physical and your doctor is a female, it’s the worst. Lemme set the scene for y’all. 5th grade, a young nigga is playing football every weekend after school. My team was the Vikings and our quarterback was some ass, so we were a pretty good representation of the NFL team. Anyway I needed to submit a physical before practices began. So my mom swerve up to a doctors to get a physical. Whole time during the car ride I’m thinking: “Wow, some random ass nigga is gon fondle my ballsack.” Luckily and sadly that wasn’t the case. So I get called in to go next and we walk back to the doctors room. The doctor inside the room is a 30 year old white dude so I’m like, “Ay no homo.” “Huh?” He goes. “I just had to say that before we begin.” They do the standard heart beat and ear checks and shit right. Then all of sudden the doctor says, “Mom, if you’d like to step out, another doctor will be in to do the rest.” So now I’m hyperventilating like fucking spongebob cause I thought ol dude was the one who was gon fondle me word to my uncle. But nah that wasn’t the case. So I’m sitting in the room by myself waiting for this other doctor to come in when the door opens. Ight so when I say this bitch was a pornstar in the making, I’m not exaggerating 🚫🧢 . Her face was a 9 and her body an 11 word to George Bush. And her fucking white coat was open just enough to see her cleavage word to sedimentary rocks. “Hi!” she says. “Go ahead and drop your pants for me and we can begin.” So me being me, I drop my pants and stand there in my underwear like a dumbass. She laughs at me and my ears get hot. “Those too.” She said. So slowly I drop my shit right, and now she gets on her knees in front of me. BOYYYYYYYY do you know how difficult it is to make your dick soft again when it hard? So she puts on gloves and grabs my nuts like it’s a fucking bowl of popcorn. “Look right and cough for me.” I tried to cough but I whimpered instead 💀 i was focusing so hard on NOT being hard. It was like my dick was a metalloid. Anyway she released her grip and I finally started breathing again. I pulled my pants up so fucking fast. Anyway moral of the story is, Naruto is stronger than Goku

bruh if you get a physical and your doctor is a female, it’s the worst. Lemme set the scene for y’all. 5th grade, a young nigga is playing f...

Apparently, Bad, and Bored: Woman Asks Why A Guy She Turned Down Didn't Try Harder, Gets The Perfect Response Like Bored Panda on FB Like 13M 4 days ago by Rokas A guy invites a girl on a date, tries all of his best moves, but she says no. A guy has to move on, otherwise, it's harassment. Unless it isn't? Recently, a girl surprised the internet when she posted a question on Quora, asking why her date wasn't a mind reader. She wrote, "A guy asked me out today and I told him "no', but I wanted him to try harder. Why didn't he try again?" Naturally, a question like this deserves something more than a simple answer, an answer that's written in the same language. Luckily, Ron Rule typed a response the inquirer should've understood. Scroll down to check out what he wrote! Someone surprised Quora with a strange question A guy asked me out today and I told him "no", but I wanted him to try harder. Why didn't he try again? Luckily, this guy responded with an example the inquirer had to understand Ron Rule, CEO @ As Seen On TV L+ Answered Feb 3 A girl asked me what I wanted for lunch and I said "pizza", but I really wanted steak. Why did she bring me pizza? CS. Do you see how stupid that question sounds? That's how your question sounds. Amused by the exchange, people started sharing their own experiences Malovus 5 pts I had a girl dump me once, a month later she started sending me angry texts about how I didn't fight to keep her and she was only testing me FriendlyNeighborhoodUrologist 1,153 pts Same scenario happened to me a year back. She freaked out "what do you mean 'Ok' don't you want to keep me?" BobLeeSw4ger 20 pts I asked a girl out. Was declined. She told my brother i took it like a gentleman. Little flirt later guess who got that date. MrFnortner 336 pts My wife does that. Her: You want chicken or salman? Me: Salmon. Her: Well I need to cook the chicken before it spoils. Me: Well, why did... Icommentandpostmypets 4,516 pts Play stupid games, win nothing of value. Had a ex do this. Dated a month, asked me to just be friends. Said sure. Got mad I didn't fight. MakingYouReadThingsInSamElliottsVoice 15 pts "No means no, except when a guy is supposed to read minds and know it doesn't, but it may later mean no, unless the girl changes her mind." intaglioguy 9 pts "I wanted to play games. He didn't play along. I've de- cided to blame him so I can avoid personal responsibil- ity for my actions." TheGirlInTheFireplace 7 pts No, sh't like this pisses me off. My last gf of 8 years left me on the day I was going out to buy a ring for her because she 'didn't feel wanted enough'. It tore me apart inside but I learned to move on. Kinda. A few months later she texted me and told me the reason she left me was because she wanted me to chase after her. I WANTED TO SO BADLY but I thought "It's over" meant it was over. No one will <p><a href="http://the-memeblades-chosen-one.tumblr.com/post/171072958064/celticpyro-eeveelutionsforequality" class="tumblr_blog">the-memeblades-chosen-one</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/171069509284/eeveelutionsforequality-someoneintheshadow446" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://eeveelutionsforequality.tumblr.com/post/171057059312/someoneintheshadow446-apparently-this-isnt-a-bad" class="tumblr_blog">eeveelutionsforequality</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://someoneintheshadow446.tumblr.com/post/171056525840/apparently-this-isnt-a-bad-stereotype-from" class="tumblr_blog">someoneintheshadow446</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Apparently this isn’t a bad stereotype from sitcoms and that real women who do this exist. </p></blockquote> <p>It’s not just women, I’ve dated women and guys who do this. I’m not the kind of person who “fights for” anybody - if they say that they’re leaving, of course I’ll ask why and talk it through with them, but I’m not going to buy a bouquet and appear at their door at 3am to try to get something from them that they said they didn’t want to give. The amount of times that I’ve heard “If you really loved me, you’d fight for me.” and I’ve been like “Well, if I really respected you and cared for you then I’d want you to be happy, rather than wanting you to do whatever it is that I want you to do.” and they come out with “So, what, you don’t want to be with me?” and I’m like “It’s not about what I want. If I wanted somebody’s watch and they didn’t want to give me the watch, I wouldn’t just take the watch. This is no different.” and then they push and push like “Just tell me that you want to be with me and I’ll stay.” and I’m like “I’m not going to do that, I want you to do what will make you happy.” and then I get called a heartless psychopath who never loved them and will never love anybody… so that’s fun. </p> <p>~ Vape </p> </blockquote> <p>Just…don’t do this. This is bad. Communicate clearly, some people will think you actually mean what you say and others are struggling with social skills enough. If you want to stay, stay. Don’t say ‘no’ and expect someone to not respect your answer. Heck, why would you WANT someone to not respect your boundaries?</p> <p>Stuff like this ruins the legitimacy of ‘No means no’ and #MeToo. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p><i><a href="http://the-memeblades-chosen-one.tumblr.com/post/170364684149/maybe-heshe-is-just-playing-hard-to-get-ok">throw back to what I said about mind games/“playing hard to get”</a></i></p> </blockquote> <p>I knew someone in my church girls small group when I was a young teenager who bragged about how her mother purposely cut off all communication with her father (before they were together) in order to see how hard he would work to contact her. I distinctly remember saying I thought that was stupid and everyone else in the room shooting me down and saying it was romantic and great that she was “playing hard to get“ to “get him to pursue her“ and honestly screw that noise. Life‘s too short for head games and in this climate especially guys would be a whole lot less inclined to keep pursuing a woman who declined them for fear of being accused of something insidious. Just be honest, people.</p>
Apparently, Bad, and Bored: Woman Asks Why A Guy She Turned
 Down Didn't Try Harder, Gets The
 Perfect Response
 Like Bored Panda on FB
 Like 13M
 4 days ago by Rokas
 A guy invites a girl on a date, tries all of his best moves, but she says no. A guy has to move on,
 otherwise, it's harassment. Unless it isn't? Recently, a girl surprised the internet when she posted a
 question on Quora, asking why her date wasn't a mind reader.
 She wrote, "A guy asked me out today and I told him "no', but I wanted him to try harder. Why didn't
 he try again?" Naturally, a question like this deserves something more than a simple answer, an
 answer that's written in the same language. Luckily, Ron Rule typed a response the inquirer
 should've understood. Scroll down to check out what he wrote!
 Someone surprised Quora with a strange question
 A guy asked me out today and
 I told him "no", but I wanted
 him to try harder. Why didn't
 he try again?

 Luckily, this guy responded with an example the inquirer
 had to understand
 Ron Rule, CEO @ As Seen On TV L+
 Answered Feb 3
 A girl asked me what I wanted for lunch
 and I said "pizza", but I really wanted
 steak. Why did she bring me pizza?
 CS.
 Do you see how stupid that question sounds?
 That's how your question sounds.

 Amused by the exchange, people started sharing their
 own experiences
 Malovus 5 pts
 I had a girl dump me once, a month later she started
 sending me angry texts about how I didn't fight to
 keep her and she was only testing me
 FriendlyNeighborhoodUrologist 1,153 pts
 Same scenario happened to me a year back. She
 freaked out "what do you mean 'Ok' don't you want to
 keep me?"
 BobLeeSw4ger 20 pts
 I asked a girl out. Was declined. She told my brother i
 took it like a gentleman. Little flirt later guess who got
 that date.

 MrFnortner 336 pts
 My wife does that. Her: You want chicken or salman?
 Me: Salmon. Her: Well I need to cook the chicken
 before it spoils. Me: Well, why did...
 Icommentandpostmypets 4,516 pts
 Play stupid games, win nothing of value. Had a ex do
 this. Dated a month, asked me to just be friends. Said
 sure. Got mad I didn't fight.
 MakingYouReadThingsInSamElliottsVoice 15 pts
 "No means no, except when a guy is supposed to read
 minds and know it doesn't, but it may later mean no,
 unless the girl changes her mind."

 intaglioguy 9 pts
 "I wanted to play games. He didn't play along. I've de-
 cided to blame him so I can avoid personal responsibil-
 ity for my actions."
 TheGirlInTheFireplace 7 pts
 No, sh't like this pisses me off. My last gf of 8 years
 left me on the day I was going out to buy a ring for
 her because she 'didn't feel wanted enough'. It tore
 me apart inside but I learned to move on. Kinda. A
 few months later she texted me and told me the
 reason she left me was because she wanted me to
 chase after her. I WANTED TO SO BADLY but I
 thought "It's over" meant it was over. No one will
<p><a href="http://the-memeblades-chosen-one.tumblr.com/post/171072958064/celticpyro-eeveelutionsforequality" class="tumblr_blog">the-memeblades-chosen-one</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/171069509284/eeveelutionsforequality-someoneintheshadow446" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://eeveelutionsforequality.tumblr.com/post/171057059312/someoneintheshadow446-apparently-this-isnt-a-bad" class="tumblr_blog">eeveelutionsforequality</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://someoneintheshadow446.tumblr.com/post/171056525840/apparently-this-isnt-a-bad-stereotype-from" class="tumblr_blog">someoneintheshadow446</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Apparently this isn’t a bad stereotype from sitcoms and that real women who do this exist. </p></blockquote>
<p>It’s not just women, I’ve dated women and guys who do this. I’m not the kind of person who “fights for” anybody - if they say that they’re leaving, of course I’ll ask why and talk it through with them, but I’m not going to buy a bouquet and appear at their door at 3am to try to get something from them that they said they didn’t want to give. The amount of times that I’ve heard “If you really loved me, you’d fight for me.” and I’ve been like “Well, if I really respected you and cared for you then I’d want you to be happy, rather than wanting you to do whatever it is that I want you to do.” and they come out with “So, what, you don’t want to be with me?” and I’m like “It’s not about what I want. If I wanted somebody’s watch and they didn’t want to give me the watch, I wouldn’t just take the watch. This is no different.” and then they push and push like “Just tell me that you want to be with me and I’ll stay.” and I’m like “I’m not going to do that, I want you to do what will make you happy.” and then I get called a heartless psychopath who never loved them and will never love anybody… so that’s fun.
</p>
<p>~ Vape </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Just…don’t do this. This is bad. Communicate clearly, some people will think you actually mean what you say and others are struggling with social skills enough. If you want to stay, stay. Don’t say ‘no’ and expect someone to not respect your answer. Heck, why would you WANT someone to not respect your boundaries?</p>
<p>Stuff like this ruins the legitimacy of ‘No means no’ and #MeToo. <br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p><i><a href="http://the-memeblades-chosen-one.tumblr.com/post/170364684149/maybe-heshe-is-just-playing-hard-to-get-ok">throw back to what I said about mind games/“playing hard to get”</a></i></p>
</blockquote>

<p>I knew someone in my church girls small group when I was a young teenager who bragged about how her mother purposely cut off all communication with her father (before they were together) in order to see how hard he would work to contact her. I distinctly remember saying I thought that was stupid and everyone else in the room shooting me down and saying it was romantic and great that she was “playing hard to get“ to “get him to pursue her“ and honestly screw that noise. Life‘s too short for head games and in this climate especially guys would be a whole lot less inclined to keep pursuing a woman who declined them for fear of being accused of something insidious. Just be honest, people.</p>

<p><a href="http://the-memeblades-chosen-one.tumblr.com/post/171072958064/celticpyro-eeveelutionsforequality" class="tumblr_blog">the-memebl...

Anaconda, Children, and Clock: Couple Ordered to Pay Woman $121,000 After Forcing Her To Work As Nanny For Two Years Without Pay @balleralert Couple Ordered to Pay Woman $121,000 After Forcing Her To Work As Nanny For Two Years Without Pay - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A Texas couple will be paying a Nigerian woman $121,000 after they forced her to work as their nanny for two years without pay. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A judge ruled on Friday that 57-year-old Chudy Nsobundu and his wife Sandra, of Katy, will be sentenced to seven months in jail, seven months of home confinement and three years’ probation for the abuse, according to the Associated Press. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to a 2016 press release by The U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of Texas, the couple recruited the woman from their native country and told her they’d pay her $100 a month to work for them. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But when the victim got to the States, she ended up working for the couple from September 2013 to October 2015 with no benefits at all. She would clock in about 19.5 hours a day caring for the couple, and being a nanny to their five children. In addition, the couple wouldn’t allow her to have any type of pay nor breaks, and would physically and verbally abuse her. Some of the abuse ranged from not allowing her to have warm showers as well as feeding her leftovers as meals. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The victim was literally trapped by the couple who had taken her passport away. They’d make made physical threats to force her to stay. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Luckily, the National Human Trafficking Resource Center was tipped off in October 2015 after the victim’s U.S. visa paperwork included false information. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Last year, Sandra Nsobundu pleaded guilty to unlawful conduct with respect to documents in furtherance of forced labor. As for her husband, Chudy Nsobundu, he pleaded guilty to visa fraud.
Anaconda, Children, and Clock: Couple Ordered to Pay Woman
 $121,000 After Forcing Her To Work
 As Nanny For Two Years Without Pay
 @balleralert
Couple Ordered to Pay Woman $121,000 After Forcing Her To Work As Nanny For Two Years Without Pay - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A Texas couple will be paying a Nigerian woman $121,000 after they forced her to work as their nanny for two years without pay. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A judge ruled on Friday that 57-year-old Chudy Nsobundu and his wife Sandra, of Katy, will be sentenced to seven months in jail, seven months of home confinement and three years’ probation for the abuse, according to the Associated Press. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to a 2016 press release by The U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of Texas, the couple recruited the woman from their native country and told her they’d pay her $100 a month to work for them. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But when the victim got to the States, she ended up working for the couple from September 2013 to October 2015 with no benefits at all. She would clock in about 19.5 hours a day caring for the couple, and being a nanny to their five children. In addition, the couple wouldn’t allow her to have any type of pay nor breaks, and would physically and verbally abuse her. Some of the abuse ranged from not allowing her to have warm showers as well as feeding her leftovers as meals. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The victim was literally trapped by the couple who had taken her passport away. They’d make made physical threats to force her to stay. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Luckily, the National Human Trafficking Resource Center was tipped off in October 2015 after the victim’s U.S. visa paperwork included false information. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Last year, Sandra Nsobundu pleaded guilty to unlawful conduct with respect to documents in furtherance of forced labor. As for her husband, Chudy Nsobundu, he pleaded guilty to visa fraud.

Couple Ordered to Pay Woman $121,000 After Forcing Her To Work As Nanny For Two Years Without Pay - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀...

Donald Trump, Future, and Golden Globes: Donald Trump Jr. Furious with NBC For Referring to Oprah as "OUR Future President" @balleralert Donald Trump Jr. Furious with NBC For Referring to Oprah as “OUR Future President”-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ After an empowering and heartfelt speech at last night’s Golden Globes, the internet is already planning Oprah’s presidential campaign for 2020. But, the thought of Queen O running for president has some people quite upset. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Donald Trump Jr., the eldest son of president Trump, is calling out NBC for raving over Oprah and referring to her as "OUR future president." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ The network tweeted the statement shortly after Oprah's speech, which also aired on NBC. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Donald Jr. says, "In case anyone had any doubts about where the media stands this should take care of it. The bias against @realDonaldTrump is now so obvious they have simply given up hiding it." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Trump Jr. added, "Can you trust anything they say at this point? Americans see the truth in job s & in their wallets!" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Trump Jr.’s rant comes after Oprah’s longtime partner, Steadman Graham, said the Queen would "absolutely" run for President in 2020 if convinced by the people. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Luckily Trump has not responded because babyyyyyy blacktwitter will drag profusely.
Donald Trump, Future, and Golden Globes: Donald Trump Jr. Furious with NBC
 For Referring to Oprah as "OUR
 Future President"
 @balleralert
Donald Trump Jr. Furious with NBC For Referring to Oprah as “OUR Future President”-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ After an empowering and heartfelt speech at last night’s Golden Globes, the internet is already planning Oprah’s presidential campaign for 2020. But, the thought of Queen O running for president has some people quite upset. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Donald Trump Jr., the eldest son of president Trump, is calling out NBC for raving over Oprah and referring to her as "OUR future president." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ The network tweeted the statement shortly after Oprah's speech, which also aired on NBC. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Donald Jr. says, "In case anyone had any doubts about where the media stands this should take care of it. The bias against @realDonaldTrump is now so obvious they have simply given up hiding it." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Trump Jr. added, "Can you trust anything they say at this point? Americans see the truth in job s & in their wallets!" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Trump Jr.’s rant comes after Oprah’s longtime partner, Steadman Graham, said the Queen would "absolutely" run for President in 2020 if convinced by the people. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Luckily Trump has not responded because babyyyyyy blacktwitter will drag profusely.

Donald Trump Jr. Furious with NBC For Referring to Oprah as “OUR Future President”-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ After an empowering...