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    lyft: Ride Menu
 Choose one or more types of rides you would like today
 (You must be 18 years of age or older and over 4'2" tall.)
 The Stand-Up Ride
 lohn: The Lyft Driver
 I tell you about things I learned in prison and poor life choices I have made.
 Don't put a tattoo of your girlfriend on your butt. It rarely works out well.
 The Creepy Ride
 I don't say anything. I just leer at you periodically in the review mirror and
 lick my lips in an unpleasant, malicious or lascivious manner.
 The Therapy Ride
 Tell me about all your problems and I will pretend to care
 The Sympathy Ride
 I tell you about my problems and you pretend to care
 The Silent Ride
 The Sado-Masochistic Ride
 l insult you and your relatives (particularly your mother) and be as rude as I
 possibly can to you the whole trip. WARNING: This ride hegins by me
 throwing yo out of the car and making you run to catch up.
 The Chill Out Ride
 out on beautifu, qwiet classical music and you arrive at your destunation
 relaxed, refreshed and less likely to complain about the TSA strip search.
 The Gluttony Ride
 I recommend the best restaurants in town and warn you to stay away from
 the other oves ayped ones. (I will join you upon request.)
 The Jeopardy Ride
 I tell you fun facts and trivia about Nashville which will help you win game
 shows and amaze your friends. Hint: Ask me about "hookers
 Interesting Lyft ride
The sadomasochistic ride is tempting (xpost from r/mildlyinteresting)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                lyft: Ride Menu
 Choose one or more types of rides you would like today
 (You must be 18 years of age or older and over 4'2" tall.)
 The Stand-Up Ride
 lohn: The Lyft Driver
 I tell you about things I learned in prison and poor life choices I have made.
 Don't put a tattoo of your girlfriend on your butt. It rarely works out well.
 The Creepy Ride
 I don't say anything. I just leer at you periodically in the review mirror and
 lick my lips in an unpleasant, malicious or lascivious manner.
 The Therapy Ride
 Tell me about all your problems and I will pretend to care
 The Sympathy Ride
 I tell you about my problems and you pretend to care
 The Silent Ride
 The Sado-Masochistic Ride
 l insult you and your relatives (particularly your mother) and be as rude as I
 possibly can to you the whole trip. WARNING: This ride hegins by me
 throwing yo out of the car and making you run to catch up.
 The Chill Out Ride
 out on beautifu, qwiet classical music and you arrive at your destunation
 relaxed, refreshed and less likely to complain about the TSA strip search.
 The Gluttony Ride
 I recommend the best restaurants in town and warn you to stay away from
 the other oves ayped ones. (I will join you upon request.)
 The Jeopardy Ride
 I tell you fun facts and trivia about Nashville which will help you win game
 shows and amaze your friends. Hint: Ask me about "hookers
 Interesting Lyft ride
The sadomasochistic ride is tempting (xpost from r/mildlyinteresting)
                
            

            
            
The sadomasochistic ride is tempting (xpost from r/mildlyinteresting)

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    lyft: Lyft driver
meirl by CorgiSmuggler
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                lyft: Lyft driver
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    lyft: Luke Savage
 @LukewSavage
 - Follow
 Just in case you needed further evidence that
 neoliberalism is a dehumanizing dystopian
 nightmaree
 Golden Fistbump
 Mary
 Chicago
 Shout-out to all the impressive
 Lyft parents out there - like Mary,
 a longtime Lyft driver who was
 still on the road at nine months
 pregnant. When contractions
 persisted, she headed to the
 hospital but not before
 RETWEETS
 LIKES
 4,893 8,316

 Luke Savage
 @LukewSavage
 Follow
 Under the twin banners of "efficiency" &
 "innovation" Big Tech is launching capitalism's
 final offensive against our bodies and our souls
 RETWEETS
 LIKES
 175
 4:07 PM- 7 Dec 2016

 Luke Savage
 @LukewSavage
 * Follow
 Shades of this in here:
 University of Toronto Boasts about Homeless Star Student
 In what world is a top university student having to live in a
 homeless shelter treated like a success story? Welcome to
 Canada in 2015.
 canadalandshow.com
 RETWEETS
 LIKES
 34
 53
 4:08 PM-7 Dec 2016

 Flea Beast
 @plasticisfood
 Follow
 @LukewSavage
 TACO @tacobell
 BELL
 Live Más Scholarship winner
 Ricarda works 60 hrs/wk as a
 student w/ cerebral palsy. A Busy
 schedule can't stop her.
 RETWEETS
 LIKES
 53
 116
 4:44 PM-7 Dec 2016

 Luke Savage
 @LukewSavage
 Following
 @plasticisfood Holy shit
 LIKES
 24
 4:45 PM- 7 Dec 2016
cuzdickisadick:

reversingtheirrevocable:

burningtolive:


cordolia:
destroy capitalism.
Wait… Am I supposed to think that it’s bad that people are overcoming major hurdles in life to be successful?


No, you’re supposed to think it’s bad that cases of underprivileged people being forced to push themselves to extremely unhealthy extents due to the constraints of this terrible society are being celebrated and used against other underprivileged people as an excuse to call them lazy.


THATS NOT EFFICIENCY THATS THE OPPOSITE 
There’s a certification called “Six Sigma” that certifies you to be able to go into any field with the knowledge and ability to increase productivity and efficiency, and NO ONE LISTENS TO THEM ANYMORE
Here’s a picture of a section that blew me away as I was not expecting for this to be explicitly said: 
Money is a DEMOTIVATOR! The more your workers are worried about money the less productive they are. It’s been studied for year after year. ALL of these things are obvious, but rarely implemented. 
If anyone is curious as to how Motorola survived the recession that hit us after Bush?
BY NOT REDUCING PAY, AND CONTINUING TO TREAT THEIR EMPLOYEES A CERTAIN WAY
Even though their financial advisors said they would lose millions of dollars for the next quarters, the CEO refused and pretty much said “I don’t care what we lose at this very second, or the next year. You’re trying to save the company 2 million dollars, and that’s nothing. We’d make that back quickly. But by continuing with the plan we’ve been doing, this company will still exist in 10 years. If not it won’t. I’m not cutting pay, or vacation time.” And it worked. 

Capitalism has been fed to us for years through propaganda and misinformation and this is why we are where we are. 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                lyft: Luke Savage
 @LukewSavage
 - Follow
 Just in case you needed further evidence that
 neoliberalism is a dehumanizing dystopian
 nightmaree
 Golden Fistbump
 Mary
 Chicago
 Shout-out to all the impressive
 Lyft parents out there - like Mary,
 a longtime Lyft driver who was
 still on the road at nine months
 pregnant. When contractions
 persisted, she headed to the
 hospital but not before
 RETWEETS
 LIKES
 4,893 8,316

 Luke Savage
 @LukewSavage
 Follow
 Under the twin banners of "efficiency" &
 "innovation" Big Tech is launching capitalism's
 final offensive against our bodies and our souls
 RETWEETS
 LIKES
 175
 4:07 PM- 7 Dec 2016

 Luke Savage
 @LukewSavage
 * Follow
 Shades of this in here:
 University of Toronto Boasts about Homeless Star Student
 In what world is a top university student having to live in a
 homeless shelter treated like a success story? Welcome to
 Canada in 2015.
 canadalandshow.com
 RETWEETS
 LIKES
 34
 53
 4:08 PM-7 Dec 2016

 Flea Beast
 @plasticisfood
 Follow
 @LukewSavage
 TACO @tacobell
 BELL
 Live Más Scholarship winner
 Ricarda works 60 hrs/wk as a
 student w/ cerebral palsy. A Busy
 schedule can't stop her.
 RETWEETS
 LIKES
 53
 116
 4:44 PM-7 Dec 2016

 Luke Savage
 @LukewSavage
 Following
 @plasticisfood Holy shit
 LIKES
 24
 4:45 PM- 7 Dec 2016
cuzdickisadick:

reversingtheirrevocable:

burningtolive:


cordolia:
destroy capitalism.
Wait… Am I supposed to think that it’s bad that people are overcoming major hurdles in life to be successful?


No, you’re supposed to think it’s bad that cases of underprivileged people being forced to push themselves to extremely unhealthy extents due to the constraints of this terrible society are being celebrated and used against other underprivileged people as an excuse to call them lazy.


THATS NOT EFFICIENCY THATS THE OPPOSITE 
There’s a certification called “Six Sigma” that certifies you to be able to go into any field with the knowledge and ability to increase productivity and efficiency, and NO ONE LISTENS TO THEM ANYMORE
Here’s a picture of a section that blew me away as I was not expecting for this to be explicitly said: 
Money is a DEMOTIVATOR! The more your workers are worried about money the less productive they are. It’s been studied for year after year. ALL of these things are obvious, but rarely implemented. 
If anyone is curious as to how Motorola survived the recession that hit us after Bush?
BY NOT REDUCING PAY, AND CONTINUING TO TREAT THEIR EMPLOYEES A CERTAIN WAY
Even though their financial advisors said they would lose millions of dollars for the next quarters, the CEO refused and pretty much said “I don’t care what we lose at this very second, or the next year. You’re trying to save the company 2 million dollars, and that’s nothing. We’d make that back quickly. But by continuing with the plan we’ve been doing, this company will still exist in 10 years. If not it won’t. I’m not cutting pay, or vacation time.” And it worked. 

Capitalism has been fed to us for years through propaganda and misinformation and this is why we are where we are. 

                
            

            
            
cuzdickisadick:

reversingtheirrevocable:

burningtolive:


cordolia:
destroy capitalism.
Wait… Am I supposed to think that it’s bad that...