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Amber Rose, Low Key, and Memes: Jocelyn Hall ajocelynahall he made the same facial expressions as me Dr Smashlove See Bruh there is nothing I love more than a woman who's a scammer. She remind me of my mama. Type of girl who got a story for everything. Me: "damn what phone plan u on, my shit kill me every month." Her: "oh I don't know, my ex put us on some plan eight years ago and it's so cheap that he covers it lol. And I get returned iPhones from my girl who works for Apple I don't know to be honest I don't pay anything LOL LOL." See that right there? My PP just got hard πŸ˜‚. Or I'll be like "wow your apartment hella clean, you do this? Or you got a cleaning lady?" And she just like "yeah my aunt's friend Agnieszka started a cleaning service so I manage the website and her Instagram and she sends someone to clean my place honestly I feel bad it's like an hour of work a month and I get a cleaning lady LOL." Other men Bruh? They like "BEWARE THERE ARE GIRLS ON TINDER WHO ONLY WANT FREE DINNER THEY'RE SCAMMERS." Low key? I want all of them. Bring me all the scammers. That mean she snooty, crazy, and manipulative - which happens to be my type 😍 - so she could scam me all she want, she still gon be rubbing my PP by the end of the night like "smh this was supposed to be a scam, now I'm gargling his children in the back of a Lyft, what is life". Lemme tell y'all an amazing ass scam. My lil home girl live in a mansion in an expensive ass part of town. With a water view. I asked how she afford it she said "aw smash that's light work, my name is on the lease and I lease the bedrooms to some tech geeks, I actually MAKE money on it LOL." πŸ“ <- right there is where I fell in love with her scamming ass. Been trying to get her to have my chirren but that's Amber Rose level scamming and plus she pretty too so she gon fuck around and end up with a athlete or some shit. But rest assure I'll be there after the divorce (smash is patient ☺️) and imma get down on one knee, hand her all my bank and brokerage passwords and financial records, and imma say "Will you scam me? πŸ’ I'm ready for a lifetime of financial pain. My body is ready." Wish me luck y'all πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Amber Rose, Low Key, and Memes: Jocelyn Hall
 ajocelynahall
 he made the same facial expressions as
 me
 Dr Smashlove
See Bruh there is nothing I love more than a woman who's a scammer. She remind me of my mama. Type of girl who got a story for everything. Me: "damn what phone plan u on, my shit kill me every month." Her: "oh I don't know, my ex put us on some plan eight years ago and it's so cheap that he covers it lol. And I get returned iPhones from my girl who works for Apple I don't know to be honest I don't pay anything LOL LOL." See that right there? My PP just got hard πŸ˜‚. Or I'll be like "wow your apartment hella clean, you do this? Or you got a cleaning lady?" And she just like "yeah my aunt's friend Agnieszka started a cleaning service so I manage the website and her Instagram and she sends someone to clean my place honestly I feel bad it's like an hour of work a month and I get a cleaning lady LOL." Other men Bruh? They like "BEWARE THERE ARE GIRLS ON TINDER WHO ONLY WANT FREE DINNER THEY'RE SCAMMERS." Low key? I want all of them. Bring me all the scammers. That mean she snooty, crazy, and manipulative - which happens to be my type 😍 - so she could scam me all she want, she still gon be rubbing my PP by the end of the night like "smh this was supposed to be a scam, now I'm gargling his children in the back of a Lyft, what is life". Lemme tell y'all an amazing ass scam. My lil home girl live in a mansion in an expensive ass part of town. With a water view. I asked how she afford it she said "aw smash that's light work, my name is on the lease and I lease the bedrooms to some tech geeks, I actually MAKE money on it LOL." πŸ“ <- right there is where I fell in love with her scamming ass. Been trying to get her to have my chirren but that's Amber Rose level scamming and plus she pretty too so she gon fuck around and end up with a athlete or some shit. But rest assure I'll be there after the divorce (smash is patient ☺️) and imma get down on one knee, hand her all my bank and brokerage passwords and financial records, and imma say "Will you scam me? πŸ’ I'm ready for a lifetime of financial pain. My body is ready." Wish me luck y'all πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

See Bruh there is nothing I love more than a woman who's a scammer. She remind me of my mama. Type of girl who got a story for everything. M...