🔥 25+ Best Memes About Lying

Sorry, Tumblr, and Animal: Hi this possum was living in my children's bedroom for 3 days before we believed them. fullmetalfisting: opossummypossum: it’s your pet now, sorry, these are the rules. I am LOSING MY MIND. Imagine being a child with no agency and there’s a WILD ANIMAL in your bedroom and you try to tell the two people in your world who are supposed to advocate for you and they’re like “ur lying.” So you have to live with a opossum.

fullmetalfisting: opossummypossum: it’s your pet now, sorry, these are the rules. I am LOSING MY MIND. Imagine being a child with no agenc...

Dank, Memes, and Target: Politicians should be fined for lying in debates similar to how athletes are fined for steroids Р.s. mods gay Cheaters! by Gorloftheinsatiable MORE MEMES

Cheaters! by Gorloftheinsatiable MORE MEMES

Being Alone, How Many Times, and Life: No matter how many times people say that they don't need anyone and are happy alone. They are lying; we all need someone, in life. That's how life works, is meant to be. -RKG

Girl, The Weather, and Weather: The weather girl is a damn criminal 16 I know she lying..

I know she lying..

Chill, Definitely, and Life: storlek: stephendann: words4bloghere: tealdeertamer: iconuk01: srsfunny: Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave “WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?” I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves. And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?” Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language. They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.) So they definitely knew she was pregnant. And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“ Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement. Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks. Wolf packs have maternity leave? Wolves: better than American companies.

storlek: stephendann: words4bloghere: tealdeertamer: iconuk01: srsfunny: Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave...

Dad, Money, and Alcohol: Another time, my dad gave 50 bucks to a guy who said he needed to buy medicine for his kids. I told my dad he was probably going to spend the money on alcohol or something. but my dad said that "whether he was lying or not says something about HIS character, but hearing someone in need and choosing not to help when I have the means to says something about mine" I never forget that. I never forget that. Its all about the morals

Its all about the morals

Target, Tumblr, and Anxiety: your anxiety is lying to yov you are beavtiful Dyov are safe C you are loved E you are going to be okay crystaldrawsstuff femestella:Trump Induced Anxiety is Very, Very Real — Psychologist Confirms

femestella:Trump Induced Anxiety is Very, Very Real — Psychologist Confirms

Advice, Friends, and Tumblr: FRIENDS THOUGHTI WAS LYING, CHEAP, AND HIDING THINGS I WAS SAVING FOR A RING & A THREE WEEK TRIP TO AUSTRALIA, NEW ZEALAND, AND BALI IN ORDER TO PROPOSE TO HER... NOW IAN TAKING ONE OF HER FRIENDS made on imgur advice-animal: Sometimes listening to your girlfriends’ advice isn’t the best idea

advice-animal: Sometimes listening to your girlfriends’ advice isn’t the best idea

Dinosaur, Chicken, and Earth: BBC earth BBC Earth @BBCEarth Scientists accidentally grew a chicken with the face of a dinosaur bbc.in/ 1ED2vJo anson @ansontm You don't just accidentally growa dinosaur chicken. Y'all always lying

Ass, Calculator, and Lying: "YoU aReNt aLwAyS gOnNa HaVe a cAlCuLaToR iN yOuR pOcKeT!" lying ass 90s teachers I still carry mine around

I still carry mine around

Cheating, Sorry, and Word: A mistake is an accident. Cheating and lying are not mistakes. They are intentional choices. Stop hiding behind the word mistake' and 'sorry' when you get caught. RELATIONSHIP RULES

Future, Cake, and Lying: ME, LYING IN BED, THINKING ABOUT WHATS GOING TOKEEP ME UP TONIGHT FUTURE imgflip.com Obligatory cake day shitpost

Obligatory cake day shitpost

Bad, Instagram, and Iphone: Sul @Sul_Darko Fuck Instagram, there's mad bad bitches on Linkedln and they have jobs 11:44 AM 3/4/19 from New York, USA Twitter for iPhone 2,163 Retweets 10.8K Likes Shit, he ain’t lying

Shit, he ain’t lying

Shit, Lying, and Msm: When you get so used to lying that even shit that don't matter is a damn lie Kerry Connolly Barry Burbank MSM Liars

MSM Liars

Shit, Lying, and Rappers: MarleyDollMarketing @MarleyDolMarket Rappers stay lying on teachers. That lady did not tell you you wasn't gonna be shit, she told you to read out loud and you got mades 1/3/18, 10:52 PM Stop the pettiness

Stop the pettiness

Pregnant, Shut Up, and World: Clarkisha Kent @IWriteAllDay 1h V Oh shut up, will you??? You ain't care when Tristan cheated on you the first fifty-leven times. You ain't care when he was sharing his Groupon peen with the world while you were pregnant with Two Truths and A Lie TM. Why do you care now? You're a bird. A whole pterodactyl Khloé @khloekardashiarn Why are you lying @jordynwoods ?? If you're going to try and save yourself by going public, INSTEAD OF CALLING ME PRIVATELY TO APOLOGIZE FIRST, at least be HON Groupon @Groupon Replying to @lWriteAllDay_ We would very much like to be excluded from this narrative When it’s supposed to be 1v1, but it turns into a rumble

When it’s supposed to be 1v1, but it turns into a rumble

Birthday, Food, and Hello: @26Blaine Follow so chad has to take care of his cousins fish and.. Hello Chad. This is Ron. He is my fish. Thank you for taking care of him while I'm away on vacation. As you can see, I have previously set out piles of food. He only needs one pile a day. Try to come any day you can because if you kill him, you WILL be sorry. He is a very lazy fish so if you see him lying at the bottom of the tank he is most likely sleeping. You can get him going by putting your finger next to the tank or giving him food. DO NOT pet him or tap on the tank. His birthday is July 28 and it would be greatly appreciated if you would send us a video of you singing happy birthday to him. Thank you again Kylie Bass (P.S. if you get angry at him, feel free to call himR

Iphone, Target, and Tumblr: Chris Ramsey @IAmChrisRamsey Snoring is basically bragging about being asleep, so loudly, that it stops other people from sleeping It's like lying there screaming "I'M HAVING A LOVELY SLEEP" :40 PM Aug 29, 2018 Twitter for iPhone lizabethl: fadedsepiascribbles: This is Bucky complaining abou Clint, who snores and also can’t hear when anyone else snores. Can’t rouse him without risk of injury, so poor Buck is just doomed to earplugs for eternity. @fadedsepiascribbles imagine Bucky trying to balance precariously above a sleeping Clint as he tries to sneakily apply a Breathe Right strip to Clint’s face.

lizabethl: fadedsepiascribbles: This is Bucky complaining abou Clint, who snores and also can’t hear when anyone else snores. Can’t rouse ...

Dank, Fall, and Iphone: BREZZIDENT @olaTheOG Women say "I already know. So don't lie to me" and you niggas really fall for it Imao she doesn't know shit. Keep lying, my nigga. KEEP LYING! 10:33 02 Mar 19 Twitter for iPhone 923 Retweets 1,866 Likes Its a trap. by Jetty_Boy MORE MEMES

Its a trap. by Jetty_Boy MORE MEMES

Ali, Ass, and Dank: "PeOpLe ArE gOiNg To OfFeR yOu FrEe DrUgS aLI ThE tlmE" lying ass D.A.R.E. teachers psychedelic things Pers Maybe not all the time by Nymphohippo MORE MEMES

Maybe not all the time by Nymphohippo MORE MEMES

Ali, Ass, and Drugs: "PeOpLe ArE gOiNg To OfFeR yOu FrEe DrUgS aLI ThE tlmE" lying ass D.A.R.E. teachers psychedelic things Pers Maybe not all the time

Maybe not all the time

Ali, Ass, and Drugs: "PeOpLe ArE gOiNg To OfFeR yOu FrEe DrUgS aLI ThE tlmE" lying ass D.A.R.E. teachers psychedelic things Pers Maybe not all the time via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2XDIEMe

Maybe not all the time via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2XDIEMe

Iphone, Twitter, and Kids: Mark Watson @watsoncomedian WHY WON'T KIDS WEAR THEIR COATS. DO THEY THINKIAM LYING ABOUT IT BEING COLD OUTSIDE? WHAT PLAUSIBLE MOTIVE COULD I HAVE FOR DOING THIS? 18:00 09/01/2019 Twitter for iPhone

Click, Love, and Memes: HEY MUELLER SINCE YOU'RE ARRESTING PEOPLE FOR LYING TO CONGRESS... WHEN ARE THESE FOUR GETTING ARRESTED? Love to see this happen... There Is PANIC In The Diabetes Industry! Big Pharma executives can't believe their eyes. SEE WHY CLICK HERE ►► http://u-read.org/no-diabetes

Love to see this happen... There Is PANIC In The Diabetes Industry! Big Pharma executives can't believe their eyes. SEE WHY CLICK HERE ►► h...

Lying, Never, and Truth: Never lie to your partner, even if the truth might hurt them Lying ruins trust.

Pregnant, Shut Up, and World: Clarkisha Kent @IWriteAllDay 1h V Oh shut up, will you??? You ain't care when Tristan cheated on you the first fifty-leven times. You ain't care when he was sharing his Groupon peen with the world while you were pregnant with Two Truths and A Lie TM. Why do you care now? You're a bird. A whole pterodactyl Khloé @khloekardashiarn Why are you lying @jordynwoods ?? If you're going to try and save yourself by going public, INSTEAD OF CALLING ME PRIVATELY TO APOLOGIZE FIRST, at least be HON Groupon @Groupon Replying to @lWriteAllDay_ We would very much like to be excluded from this narrative When it’s supposed to be 1v1, but it turns into a rumble

When it’s supposed to be 1v1, but it turns into a rumble

School, Teacher, and Sick: Teacher Pranks @teacherpranks Student: I was sick. Teacher: You're lying Student: No, I was sick of this stupid school

Crying, Good, and Strong: She comes off as strong, but maybe she fell asleep crying. She acts like nothing is wrong, but maybe she's just really good at lying.

Memes, Mood, and Diet: I am on a special diet. Please do not give me treats bröther they are lying to you 54 Pics and Memes That Will Improve Your Mood

54 Pics and Memes That Will Improve Your Mood

American, House, and Michael: OUR COLLEAGUES AREN'T ANGRY THAT YOU LIED TO CONGRESS FOR THE PRESIDENT THEY ARE ANGRY THAT YOU STOPPED LYING TO CONGRESS FOR THE PRESIDENT -REP. JAMIE RASKIN (D-MD) DAILY IKOS (W) It's remarkable that the Republican members of the house oversight committee are railing against Michael Cohen for acting out of greed, of lying, of tax evasion, and wasting Congress’ time on matters that do not address the major needs of the American People. I think what they are really angry about is that one of their own has decided to come clean. And that terrifies them. H/T Daily Kos

(W) It's remarkable that the Republican members of the house oversight committee are railing against Michael Cohen for acting out of greed,...

Desperate, Hbo, and Memes: HBO FANSSEASON Don't worry, it's still corning out on April 14th. You keep begging for a trailer like you're scared the new season will never come. No use lying. You've waited almost two years and now the closer you get, the more scared you are that you won't make it, so I'm not scared. I'd just like to see more than ten seconds of new footage. you're desperate for something to hold you over. TrialByMeme l know what you're scared of, too. You're scared that your cash cow is coming to an end and the spinoff might suck, so you're milking it for all you can get while you still can. https://t.co/grzKiU0O2f

https://t.co/grzKiU0O2f

Desperate, Hbo, and April: HBO FANSSEASON Don't worry, it's still corning out on April 14th. You keep begging for a trailer like you're scared the new season will never come. No use lying. You've waited almost two years and now the closer you get, the more scared you are that you won't make it, so I'm not scared. I'd just like to see more than ten seconds of new footage. you're desperate for something to hold you over. TrialByMeme l know what you're scared of, too. You're scared that your cash cow is coming to an end and the spinoff might suck, so you're milking it for all you can get while you still can. https://t.co/grzKiU0O2f

https://t.co/grzKiU0O2f

Ass, Calculator, and Lying: "YoU aReNt aLWAyS gOnNa HaVe a cAlCuLaToR iN yOuR pOcKeT!" lying ass 90s teachers Her derrrrre

Her derrrrre

Amazon, Friends, and Target: Note to self...check the dimensions of EVERYTHING before ordering on Amazon So my friend's horse can open doors.. 20U16 Schrödinger's cat is both lying down and standing animalsnaps:Animal snaps

animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Dinosaur, Chicken, and Earth: BBC BBC Earth earth @BBCEarth Scientists accidentally grew a chicken with the face of a dinosaur bbc.in/ 1ED2vJo anson @ansontm You don't just accidentally growa dinosaur chicken. Y'all always lying

Phone, Target, and Tumblr: at&t 7 cumsock: when ur too poor to ruin the MacBook your mom bought you so the next best aesthetic you got is the broken flip phone you have lying around from 2009

cumsock: when ur too poor to ruin the MacBook your mom bought you so the next best aesthetic you got is the broken flip phone you have lyin...

Parents, Target, and Tumblr: My parents' pet stray cat was lying down near the car, assumingly in some kind of insurance scam Lil Hamster broke his arm and they wrapped it He realized he will never be a seal animalsnaps:Animal snaps

animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Funny, Rodeo, and Lying: Tank.Sinatra @GeorgeResch This ain't my first rodeo." Me, lying, at my first rodedo 2/25/16, 10:27 PM I have not been totally truthful with you

I have not been totally truthful with you

Phone, Shit, and Yo: BIG DRACO @Cam_Trill Im laid back in a relationship l ain't gone be all down yo neck about yo phone/socials and all that shit. If a mf gone cheat they gone cheat, if a mf gone be loyal they gone be loyal Breathing down somebody neck ain't gone prevent shit to the ladies and gents out there 1/25/19, 1:58 PM 9,375 Retweets 26.1K Likes He ain’t lying 🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/byxtYiXDKf

He ain’t lying 🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/byxtYiXDKf

Being Alone, Drake, and Head: i know how you feel when you re alone, lying on your bed, looking at your phone as if it's meant to bring you peace from all the demons tugging at your head. you ask yourself: who in the hell will love me? and you should always remember how no one will not ever, unless you love yourself. rem, drake

Memes, Sex, and Text: You don't have to have sex to be a cheater. Once you start hiding text messages, lying about where you're going and who you're with, you're already on your way. Via @lieinlove

Via @lieinlove

Fucking, Iphone, and Jail: Karen if you think WOMEN need to do jail time for "lying about rape" you're just plain fucking stupid and need to die tbh lol 1:59 am 26/1/19 Twitter for iPhone Fucking Karen

Fucking Karen

Dogs, Today, and Lying: D Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings the human has only smiled once today. it was when i rolled over. with my feets in the air. and sneezed. it wasn't on purpose. but they seemed to really enjoy it. so since then.i've been lying on my back. desperately trying to sneeze We don’t deserve dogs

We don’t deserve dogs

Bae, Funny, and Lol: I got trust issues because people got lying issues. Tag bae lol

Tag bae lol

Blackpeopletwitter, Complex, and Definitely: Okay you're a goon but.... @Bertann... 13h I want this same energy for those females lying about being raped. Complex Ф @Complex If Jussie Smollett is found guilty, falsifying a police report is a Class 4 felony, which carries a potential sentence of one to three years in prison. trib.al/nBDodJj Show this thread VII There definitely needs to be (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

There definitely needs to be (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Ass, Empire, and Run: THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I WON'T LET YOU RUN EMPIRE! WITH YOUR LYING ASS! Y’all too much😩

Y’all too much😩

Complex, Dank, and Definitely: Okay you're a goon but.... @Bertann... 13h I want this same energy for those females lying about being raped. Complex Ф @Complex If Jussie Smollett is found guilty, falsifying a police report is a Class 4 felony, which carries a potential sentence of one to three years in prison. trib.al/nBDodJj Show this thread VII There definitely needs to be by Yungblood78 MORE MEMES

There definitely needs to be by Yungblood78 MORE MEMES

Millennials, Break, and Lying: @ziwe 32% of millennial would break their own legs for a $37,000 raise. NBC Bay Area @nbcbayarea 32% of millennials would break up with their significant other for a $37,000 raise. nbcbay.com/CML9yly 2/26/18, 11:02 PM 2,332 Retweets 9,074 Likes She ain’t lying 🤷‍♂️😭 @ziwe https://t.co/39uBOkwCu5

She ain’t lying 🤷‍♂️😭 @ziwe https://t.co/39uBOkwCu5

Funny, Best, and Kids: The best part of having kids is you can cancel plans whenever you want and nobody can say a word @tank.sinatra Anybody who denies this is lying

Anybody who denies this is lying

Animals, Cats, and Memes: animals! @animalzone stop what you're doing immediately and look at these pictures of cats lying on glass 🚨STOP EVERYTHING🚨 look at this @banterkingmag (@animalzone on Twitter)

🚨STOP EVERYTHING🚨 look at this @banterkingmag (@animalzone on Twitter)

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