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macbeth: hm...buns @coolthottie college really be on some other shit "..and it has to be a minimum of 20 pages." You'll be writing a paper this semester" ft @coolthottie/jadasy ruby-white-rabbit: freddieandersen: inkskinned: HOW TO WRITE 20 PAGES (from one girl w/mental illness 2 the rest of u, but please keep in mind all of this is just personal Stuff That Worked for me n u might be different): first of all, and probably most importantly, make that paper about something you actually give a shit about. if you can write an essay on how long shakespeare’s dick is when you’re talking to your friends, that’s a good topic. don’t choose something u don’t care about, you will Want To Die “okay but the only topics are ones i don’t care about” talk 2 ur teacher 99% of the time if you’re like “here’s a well-thought-out thesis can i talk about this instead” they’re like “sure lmao i just couldn’t think of other paper topics to suggest” “they said no” cool find the one u hate the least and try to tie it into something u like. for example i really hated this stupid paper i had to write about a stupid book so i ended up writing about the food inside the book and whether or not it was a historically accurate depiction of food. turns out i fucking love talking about food. i also remade some of the old recipes and brought them in as part of the presentation of my project and people went fuckken nuts bc BREAD. basically i thought about “what motivates me? uh food” and followed that. it was a 45-page book about bread and i looked like a really good student when really i just love bread (somewhere, oprah smiles over me) the 20-pagers are the ones you Actually Cannot Do the night before. i know we all got real fuckken cocky back in hs when we learned how to do 5 pages in one night w/out trying too hard but 1. as a teacher now i can tell u for sure that teachers do know you rushed it, we just Don’t Care bc We’re Not Paid Enough and 2. twenty pages is not the same thing. you need to actually take the time to do it. this is the actual version of “you’re not in hs anymore” DONT lie to yourself and think “it’s fine i’ll do it in one day” you will !! Regret it!!!!  “raquel. raquel. listen to me. do you actually believe i’m capable of time management. raquel i have depression i barely manage to exist.” same. but the truth is that when i started like?? actually following the rules of timelines and taking my time etc it actually really helps mental illness. you don’t feel pressured all the time by a deadline, so your anxiety chills a little bit. small progress being acceptable means that on depression days, you don’t have to worry you’re fucking it all up. when it’s 15 minutes every day (even if it’s only 1 word a day) it feels a lot better. ask the teacher what timeline they’d recommend. they actually Know. always ask if it’s informal or formal (if you can use “I” statements or not). informal essays can rely on personal feelings and are so much easier and trust me if you find out on the day it’s due that you could have written 12 pages about your feelings instead of 12 pages of research, you will Be Very Upset i lie to myself all the time and move the deadline up. i write it in my agenda as at least 2 days before it’s due. surprise!!! i tricked u, self!!! you can’t procrastinate!!  agendas/planners need to be what actually works for you. i liked to prioritize w/colors + keep lists. i really love crossing things off lists. it’s like… a balm. for me, i usually say i have to finish the first 2 things, start the 3rd thing, and “touch” at least half the list. if i finish the whole list i get a prize. also i get to cross off everything which is so satisfying i’m sure it’s someone’s idea of a rush. there’s so many “how to” documents on these that i won’t get into it but frankly?? if you don’t write it down you will not remember it. “yes i will” no you won’t greg. just do it. write it down. write it where u can see it. not there, greg. greg, somewhere good. my friend is smart af and uses a post-it on her laptop. that doesn’t work for me bc i can just? use my hand to cover the anxiety? so choose somewhere good greg. nervous system, skeleton, meat, skin. nervous system is the thesis. skeleton is quotes/data. meat is the analysis of that data. skin is the fancy transitions + beautification.  meat goes on both sides of bone, and skin goes all around. nervous system has to touch everything. do what your teachers have been begging u to do since 3rd grade and start w/an outline. do this while you read/research. i usually have a starter thesis like “lady macbeth is a feminist ICON” then take the quotes i think fit. but if while you’re reading u realize u wanna talk about the use of feminine language and how shakespeare parallels daintiness w/sharpness, u still have a bunch of quotes you can use or not use. this works also w/research papers. just pull what u think is something u wanna talk about. copy-paste it but leave a link to where u got it. then put a bullet point under that says roughly why u mention it if you just write the outline like you’re keeping notes to yourself you’d be amazed how quickly you write the essay bc we get stuck in academic language but it’s easier to translate “this is why bees are the #bomb” into a paragraph. i mean you just rewrite your notes to yourself in academic speech. “The above passage illustrates the growing necessity of pollinators such as bees in an agricultural environment.” keep track of your sources + label them. don’t just write “(SOURCE)” instead if you’re using multiple sources use the lazygirl way which is (SA1) or whatever shorthand u have for each source. then when you need to finish your sources you go to your little source document, find the one labelled SA1 and then “Find+replace” w/the actual source. integrate quotes so it reads w/clarity which means don’t do this but if you’re running late on it and don’t have time to look up the quote u want to fit this situation, technically you can “use any” word you want (56). so yeah “there is” a moral question about it but you “can” make up quotes (79, 90). don’t “actually” do this unless you’re seriously in a crunch. which u shouldn’t be, bc u managed ur time, right? running late part 2 (which again would never happen bc you followed my advice and made a little time table for yourself but anyway if it does somehow magically happen) i really recommend using school computers to do your work. ur surrounded by people who will hold u accountable + u will focus running late pt3 on the day of it being due, around 5 PM, be honest w/yourself and see where you are. if you’re like “it needs 2 more hours” okay. but if you’re like “this is……… not started” email the teacher. they’ll be so much more receptive the earlier you do this in the process. it looks like “i’m genuinely struggling and i hope to finish this on time but i’m worried i won’t” instead of “i started this at 11:58PM and am asking for an extension”. please also just… be honest?  “my teacher won’t accept late work!” they all say that, he probably will, particularly if you have a note from the school therapist being like “lmao she’s got so many mental illnesses idek how to help her” “no he really doesn’t, he doesn’t care” you can file for disability if you have mental illness, and, in fact, you should if it’s something that often stops you from completing work on time. i didn’t bc i found that it just let me procrastinate for a longer time, but having that on file means you can go to the dean. “no!!! raquel you’re not listening i have 2 pages and he doesn’t take late work!!!!!!!!!”  okay. yeah that’s bad. but nerves, skeleton, meat, skin. what is it that you’re struggling with? is it that your can’t find any quotes to back up your thesis? impossible, tbh, you need to be more willing to purposefully misuse quotes (don’t do that). but the better option is to just change the thesis.  “i don’t even have that!!” did you. do the reading? if you even just watched the movie, you probably have an opinion on something even if it’s “this is bad.” you can use that. use why you didn’t like it to write a hate-fueled examination on how whiny the main character is and why u think the author is trying to point out how miserable cis white boys are to deal with.  “i don’t have enough sources!!!” go to wikipedia’s page about it and look @ the sources. try to like actually read some if you have time but frankly in a hurry a student (me) might be compelled to just slap the source in there.  “how the fuck do i analyze this”. u know how ppl agonize over why an actor breathed in a scene. melt into that kind of thinking. you can literally force the words to mean whatever you want. i’ve talked about word choice so specific that i based a 12-page essay on three separate uses of the words “my dear”. i talked about the possessive “my” and how it developed for like 5 of those pages. and always repeat the thesis like a million times. after every analysis you should talk about how it links to the thesis. that is like a free 3 sentences every paragraph. “i did all that and it’s still 3 pages too short” quick ways to Beef Him Up: definitions are great in research papers + essays bc you can talk about either word choice or like the definition of every process used in getting the data. also make the conclusion hella informative (it should answer “what does this mean moving forwards” most of the time, tie it into modern life or into the past). thicken ur intro with “here’s a quote from this guy about it and what he personally felt about acid-base titrations”, use a paragraph to talk about the history of the data/book, use a paragraph to talk about the modern reception of the data/book. also look for where you can use two words instead of one even tho like grammatically don’t do that. worst comes to worst, brevity is the soul of wit. most teachers prefer concise over rambling and all over the place. if you choose to scoot under the page limit, tho, your writing etc needs to be exceptionally clean. frankly i’ve only done this once and it was terrifying make computer read it aloud 2 u before u submit. “raquel….. i can’t look at it anymore”. you’re not looking @ it, you’re discovering you wrote “breath” not “breathe” and u need to change it tutoring centers exist, i worked in one, and this is how i know they actually Help and have Good Ideas ask about extra credit and do it tbh good luck…. breathe. and remember u are astronomically more important than a grade could ever be. do you have trouble writing words on paper but you know what you want to say? because that’s my personal form of useless perfectionism. like, you can tell your friend all about what you’re planning on writing, and talk about it for like 20 minutes straight? make notes for imaginary slides for an imaginary presentation on the topic oops you have an outline now! your imaginary slides? paragraphs (or if ur paper is long af, each imaginary bullet point is a paragraph and each imaginary slide is a couple pages) credit for this tip goes to my therapist. thanks amy. u solved paper writing for me and at least seven of my friends Partial credit is better than no credit at all. Only have 5 pages the day it’s due? TURN IT IN. It’s better than a zero if the teacher won’t work with you on an extension or late work
macbeth: hm...buns
 @coolthottie
 college really be on some other shit
 "..and it has to be a
 minimum of 20
 pages."
 You'll be writing a
 paper this semester"
 ft
 @coolthottie/jadasy
ruby-white-rabbit:

freddieandersen:
inkskinned:

HOW TO WRITE 20 PAGES (from one girl w/mental illness 2 the rest of u, but please keep in mind all of this is just personal Stuff That Worked for me n u might be different):
first of all, and probably most importantly, make that paper about something you actually give a shit about. if you can write an essay on how long shakespeare’s dick is when you’re talking to your friends, that’s a good topic. don’t choose something u don’t care about, you will Want To Die
“okay but the only topics are ones i don’t care about” talk 2 ur teacher 99% of the time if you’re like “here’s a well-thought-out thesis can i talk about this instead” they’re like “sure lmao i just couldn’t think of other paper topics to suggest”
“they said no” cool find the one u hate the least and try to tie it into something u like. for example i really hated this stupid paper i had to write about a stupid book so i ended up writing about the food inside the book and whether or not it was a historically accurate depiction of food. turns out i fucking love talking about food. i also remade some of the old recipes and brought them in as part of the presentation of my project and people went fuckken nuts bc BREAD. basically i thought about “what motivates me? uh food” and followed that. it was a 45-page book about bread and i looked like a really good student when really i just love bread (somewhere, oprah smiles over me)
the 20-pagers are the ones you Actually Cannot Do the night before. i know we all got real fuckken cocky back in hs when we learned how to do 5 pages in one night w/out trying too hard but 1. as a teacher now i can tell u for sure that teachers do know you rushed it, we just Don’t Care bc We’re Not Paid Enough and 2. twenty pages is not the same thing. you need to actually take the time to do it. this is the actual version of “you’re not in hs anymore” DONT lie to yourself and think “it’s fine i’ll do it in one day” you will !! Regret it!!!! 
“raquel. raquel. listen to me. do you actually believe i’m capable of time management. raquel i have depression i barely manage to exist.” same. but the truth is that when i started like?? actually following the rules of timelines and taking my time etc it actually really helps mental illness. you don’t feel pressured all the time by a deadline, so your anxiety chills a little bit. small progress being acceptable means that on depression days, you don’t have to worry you’re fucking it all up. when it’s 15 minutes every day (even if it’s only 1 word a day) it feels a lot better.
ask the teacher what timeline they’d recommend. they actually Know.

always ask if it’s informal or formal (if you can use “I” statements or not). informal essays can rely on personal feelings and are so much easier and trust me if you find out on the day it’s due that you could have written 12 pages about your feelings instead of 12 pages of research, you will Be Very Upset
i lie to myself all the time and move the deadline up. i write it in my agenda as at least 2 days before it’s due. surprise!!! i tricked u, self!!! you can’t procrastinate!! 
agendas/planners need to be what actually works for you. i liked to prioritize w/colors + keep lists. i really love crossing things off lists. it’s like… a balm. for me, i usually say i have to finish the first 2 things, start the 3rd thing, and “touch” at least half the list. if i finish the whole list i get a prize. also i get to cross off everything which is so satisfying i’m sure it’s someone’s idea of a rush. there’s so many “how to” documents on these that i won’t get into it but frankly?? if you don’t write it down you will not remember it. “yes i will” no you won’t greg. just do it. write it down. write it where u can see it. not there, greg. greg, somewhere good. my friend is smart af and uses a post-it on her laptop. that doesn’t work for me bc i can just? use my hand to cover the anxiety? so choose somewhere good greg.
nervous system, skeleton, meat, skin. nervous system is the thesis. skeleton is quotes/data. meat is the analysis of that data. skin is the fancy transitions + beautification.  meat goes on both sides of bone, and skin goes all around. nervous system has to touch everything. do what your teachers have been begging u to do since 3rd grade and start w/an outline. do this while you read/research. i usually have a starter thesis like “lady macbeth is a feminist ICON” then take the quotes i think fit. but if while you’re reading u realize u wanna talk about the use of feminine language and how shakespeare parallels daintiness w/sharpness, u still have a bunch of quotes you can use or not use. this works also w/research papers. just pull what u think is something u wanna talk about. copy-paste it but leave a link to where u got it. then put a bullet point under that says roughly why u mention it
if you just write the outline like you’re keeping notes to yourself you’d be amazed how quickly you write the essay bc we get stuck in academic language but it’s easier to translate “this is why bees are the #bomb” into a paragraph. i mean you just rewrite your notes to yourself in academic speech. “The above passage illustrates the growing necessity of pollinators such as bees in an agricultural environment.”
keep track of your sources + label them. don’t just write “(SOURCE)” instead if you’re using multiple sources use the lazygirl way which is (SA1) or whatever shorthand u have for each source. then when you need to finish your sources you go to your little source document, find the one labelled SA1 and then “Find+replace” w/the actual source.
integrate quotes so it reads w/clarity which means don’t do this but if you’re running late on it and don’t have time to look up the quote u want to fit this situation, technically you can “use any” word you want (56). so yeah “there is” a moral question about it but you “can” make up quotes (79, 90). don’t “actually” do this unless you’re seriously in a crunch. which u shouldn’t be, bc u managed ur time, right?
running late part 2 (which again would never happen bc you followed my advice and made a little time table for yourself but anyway if it does somehow magically happen) i really recommend using school computers to do your work. ur surrounded by people who will hold u accountable + u will focus
running late pt3 on the day of it being due, around 5 PM, be honest w/yourself and see where you are. if you’re like “it needs 2 more hours” okay. but if you’re like “this is……… not started” email the teacher. they’ll be so much more receptive the earlier you do this in the process. it looks like “i’m genuinely struggling and i hope to finish this on time but i’m worried i won’t” instead of “i started this at 11:58PM and am asking for an extension”. please also just… be honest? 
“my teacher won’t accept late work!” they all say that, he probably will, particularly if you have a note from the school therapist being like “lmao she’s got so many mental illnesses idek how to help her”
“no he really doesn’t, he doesn’t care” you can file for disability if you have mental illness, and, in fact, you should if it’s something that often stops you from completing work on time. i didn’t bc i found that it just let me procrastinate for a longer time, but having that on file means you can go to the dean.
“no!!! raquel you’re not listening i have 2 pages and he doesn’t take late work!!!!!!!!!”  okay. yeah that’s bad. but nerves, skeleton, meat, skin. what is it that you’re struggling with? is it that your can’t find any quotes to back up your thesis? impossible, tbh, you need to be more willing to purposefully misuse quotes (don’t do that). but the better option is to just change the thesis. 
“i don’t even have that!!” did you. do the reading? if you even just watched the movie, you probably have an opinion on something even if it’s “this is bad.” you can use that. use why you didn’t like it to write a hate-fueled examination on how whiny the main character is and why u think the author is trying to point out how miserable cis white boys are to deal with. 
“i don’t have enough sources!!!” go to wikipedia’s page about it and look @ the sources. try to like actually read some if you have time but frankly in a hurry a student (me) might be compelled to just slap the source in there. 
“how the fuck do i analyze this”. u know how ppl agonize over why an actor breathed in a scene. melt into that kind of thinking. you can literally force the words to mean whatever you want. i’ve talked about word choice so specific that i based a 12-page essay on three separate uses of the words “my dear”. i talked about the possessive “my” and how it developed for like 5 of those pages. and always repeat the thesis like a million times. after every analysis you should talk about how it links to the thesis. that is like a free 3 sentences every paragraph.
“i did all that and it’s still 3 pages too short” quick ways to Beef Him Up: definitions are great in research papers + essays bc you can talk about either word choice or like the definition of every process used in getting the data. also make the conclusion hella informative (it should answer “what does this mean moving forwards” most of the time, tie it into modern life or into the past). thicken ur intro with “here’s a quote from this guy about it and what he personally felt about acid-base titrations”, use a paragraph to talk about the history of the data/book, use a paragraph to talk about the modern reception of the data/book. also look for where you can use two words instead of one even tho like grammatically don’t do that.
worst comes to worst, brevity is the soul of wit. most teachers prefer concise over rambling and all over the place. if you choose to scoot under the page limit, tho, your writing etc needs to be exceptionally clean. frankly i’ve only done this once and it was terrifying
make computer read it aloud 2 u before u submit. “raquel….. i can’t look at it anymore”. you’re not looking @ it, you’re discovering you wrote “breath” not “breathe” and u need to change it
tutoring centers exist, i worked in one, and this is how i know they actually Help and have Good Ideas
ask about extra credit and do it tbh
good luck…. breathe. and remember u are astronomically more important than a grade could ever be.


do you have trouble writing words on paper but you know what you want to say? because that’s my personal form of useless perfectionism. 
like, you can tell your friend all about what you’re planning on writing, and talk about it for like 20 minutes straight?
make notes for imaginary slides for an imaginary presentation on the topic
oops you have an outline now! your imaginary slides? paragraphs (or if ur paper is long af, each imaginary bullet point is a paragraph and each imaginary slide is a couple pages)
credit for this tip goes to my therapist. thanks amy. u solved paper writing for me and at least seven of my friends


Partial credit is better than no credit at all. Only have 5 pages the day it’s due? TURN IT IN. It’s better than a zero if the teacher won’t work with you on an extension or late work

ruby-white-rabbit: freddieandersen: inkskinned: HOW TO WRITE 20 PAGES (from one girl w/mental illness 2 the rest of u, but please keep...

macbeth: emilysidhe Baby It's Cold Outside discourse is the same as Macbeth discourse dont-spoop-yourself Explain? emilysidhe OK, so one of the big debates in Macbeth involves the scene in which Lady Macbeth talks Macbeth into killing King Duncan. People debate strenuously over whether it's a scene of Lady M pressuring her reluctant husband into it, or whether it's a scene of her sensing, due to their emotional intimacy, that this murder is something her husband secretly wants and has partially internally decided to do, and is arguing him into it in order to help him give himself permission to do it, in the same way that people see their loved ones wavering over the dessert menu and jump in with things like, "Go on, get the cheesecake, it's your birthday!" Readers and scholars disagree strenuously about this - we even studied an incident in college in which two 18th century illustrators attended the same performance and happened to draw the scene the day after, producing two images that advanced opposite interpretations even though they'd seen the exact same actors do the exact same performance. It's a big deal In the same way, the Baby, It's Cold Outside discourse is about whether this is a song about sexual harassment, or whether it's a woman singing about how she wishes she could spend the night with the guy she just had an excellent date with if only the neighbors wouldn't talk, and him responding, "Stay, baby, it's cold out! No one could expect you to go home in this!" ms-demeanor I really don't know (baby stab his side) King Duncan's a bro (baby cut through his hide) I like him a lot (That decrepit old sot?) This plan ain't so great (But what a king you'd make!) The guards might worry (Darling, do it in a hurry!) His sons will rush the door (So knock them on the floor.) I'm not such a knave (Bash his head with a stave) But l'd be a good king (Now you're starting to think) The dukes might all talk (But their chatter means naught) Say, love, what do you mean (You'd make such a king) I simply must go (baby cut through his hide) There's a war on you know (baby cut through his hide) But what of his wife? (And what of his life?) It feels like bad luck (But that don't mean much) l've got a bad premonition (And l've got a mission) But that's just superstition (My love, you're a vision) The witches said l'd rule (If they lied they were cruel) So babv let's stab Stab his siiiide! I figure someone mightve posted this before, but its still appropriate for Christmas.
macbeth: emilysidhe
 Baby It's Cold Outside discourse is the same as Macbeth discourse
 dont-spoop-yourself
 Explain?
 emilysidhe
 OK, so one of the big debates in Macbeth involves the scene in
 which Lady Macbeth talks Macbeth into killing King Duncan. People
 debate strenuously over whether it's a scene of Lady M pressuring
 her reluctant husband into it, or whether it's a scene of her sensing,
 due to their emotional intimacy, that this murder is something her
 husband secretly wants and has partially internally decided to do,
 and is arguing him into it in order to help him give himself permission
 to do it, in the same way that people see their loved ones wavering
 over the dessert menu and jump in with things like, "Go on, get the
 cheesecake, it's your birthday!" Readers and scholars disagree
 strenuously about this - we even studied an incident in college in
 which two 18th century illustrators attended the same performance
 and happened to draw the scene the day after, producing two images
 that advanced opposite interpretations even though they'd seen the
 exact same actors do the exact same performance. It's a big deal
 In the same way, the Baby, It's Cold Outside discourse is about
 whether this is a song about sexual harassment, or whether it's a
 woman singing about how she wishes she could spend the night with
 the guy she just had an excellent date with if only the neighbors
 wouldn't talk, and him responding, "Stay, baby, it's cold out! No one
 could expect you to go home in this!"
 ms-demeanor
 I really don't know (baby stab his side)
 King Duncan's a bro (baby cut through his hide)
 I like him a lot (That decrepit old sot?)
 This plan ain't so great (But what a king you'd make!)
 The guards might worry (Darling, do it in a hurry!)
 His sons will rush the door (So knock them on the floor.)
 I'm not such a knave (Bash his head with a stave)
 But l'd be a good king (Now you're starting to think)
 The dukes might all talk (But their chatter means naught)
 Say, love, what do you mean (You'd make such a king)
 I simply must go (baby cut through his hide)
 There's a war on you know (baby cut through his hide)
 But what of his wife? (And what of his life?)
 It feels like bad luck (But that don't mean much)
 l've got a bad premonition (And l've got a mission)
 But that's just superstition (My love, you're a vision)
 The witches said l'd rule (If they lied they were cruel)
 So babv let's stab
 Stab his siiiide!
I figure someone mightve posted this before, but its still appropriate for Christmas.

I figure someone mightve posted this before, but its still appropriate for Christmas.

macbeth: antique-royals: Violet Vanbrugh as Lady Macbeth
macbeth: antique-royals:


Violet Vanbrugh as Lady Macbeth

antique-royals: Violet Vanbrugh as Lady Macbeth

macbeth: EBOOK 9 Shakespeare never tweeted a sonnet. NOTEBOOK 3.9 6.99 10andthetardis chaoswolf1982 ennlyons adelyn Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn't tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway) Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit. He'd rock the fuck out of memes. Dont deny it Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow I don't understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There's a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery. ALL OF THIS Also, the comment 'Exit, pursued by a doge' alone makes this worth reblogging D Heck, the line that's based on, "Exit, pursued by bear", only exists because Shakespeare couldn't think of any other way to get rid of the character, so opted to have him attacked by a bear, which did not exist in the play before that moment. He literally made a bear appear out of thin air, just to kill off a character, purely due to writer's block And then the bear gets him The bear? Yes the bear Yes to everything this post says. Shakespeare would have been too tech savvy if he would have existed now
macbeth: EBOOK
 9
 Shakespeare
 never
 tweeted
 a sonnet.
 NOTEBOOK
 3.9
 6.99
 10andthetardis
 chaoswolf1982
 ennlyons
 adelyn
 Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn't tweet a
 sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium
 But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF
 DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a
 blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter
 anyway)
 Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
 He'd rock the fuck out of memes. Dont deny it
 Exit, pursued by a doge.
 much run wow
 I don't understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing
 cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common
 masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There's a scene in
 Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall
 Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.
 ALL OF THIS
 Also, the comment 'Exit, pursued by a doge' alone makes this worth reblogging D
 Heck, the line that's based on, "Exit, pursued by bear", only exists because
 Shakespeare couldn't think of any other way to get rid of the character, so opted to have
 him attacked by a bear, which did not exist in the play before that moment.
 He literally made a bear appear out of thin air, just to kill off a character, purely due to
 writer's block
 And then the bear gets him
 The bear?
 Yes the bear
Yes to everything this post says. Shakespeare would have been too tech savvy if he would have existed now

Yes to everything this post says. Shakespeare would have been too tech savvy if he would have existed now

macbeth: coupdefoudreylo So. Today in class we assigned Macbeth roles to students to read. When I asked the class who wants to be Lady Macbeth, a young man raised his hand. I kind or stared at him like Lady Macbeth, and he nodded like "I know what I'm about maam. So then the student who ended up as Macbeth raised his hand and said HE'S THE ONE, HE'S MY WIFEI So said "yeah sure why not, and the entire class period they were blowing kisses to each other and winking at each other and every now and then Macbeth would say "T'm the luckiest man on Earth and Lady Macbeth would put a hand to his chest, and be like BABE I just stared at them, knowing that they CLEARLY have never read Macbeth before, so...all this lovey dovey.. I don't know if have the heart to tell them the truth coupdefoudreylo Update: Macbeth is absolutely willing to fucking throw down for Lady Macbeth. Has already threatened a wall, a desk, a fe students, a textbook that was neither his nor Lady Macbeth's, and me .Lady Macbeth is enjoying the attention and has begun to use this new connection to his advantage. I'm starting to suspect he's read ahead in the play. Macbeth is going to end up living in detention at this rate Macbeth has no idea that he is the tragedy of the story. Claims to be the hero of the play, fails to see the irony in this Macbeth slowly scooted his desk across the classroom to hold hands with Lady Macbeth. He was not subtle. Macbeth has proposed on several occasions. Lady Macbeth just laughs and says they're already married. . Macbeth's girlfriend is in the class with them and is "totally not jealous or .Lady Macbeth should probably be a theatre major at some point, he .Other teachers and staff are emailing me about the lovely lords. Lady anything just thinks this whole fucking play is a waste of time fucking rocked Act V scene I Macbeth now refuses to answer to anything other than Lady Macbeth and is always very upset when people don't call him by his proper titte. Macbeth
macbeth: coupdefoudreylo
 So. Today in class we assigned Macbeth roles to students to read. When I asked
 the class who wants to be Lady Macbeth, a young man raised his hand. I kind or
 stared at him like Lady Macbeth, and he nodded like "I know what I'm about
 maam. So then the student who ended up as Macbeth raised his hand and said
 HE'S THE ONE, HE'S MY WIFEI So said "yeah sure why not, and the entire
 class period they were blowing kisses to each other and winking at each other
 and every now and then Macbeth would say "T'm the luckiest man on Earth and
 Lady Macbeth would put a hand to his chest, and be like BABE
 I just stared at them, knowing that they CLEARLY have never read Macbeth
 before, so...all this lovey dovey.. I don't know if have the heart to tell them the
 truth
 coupdefoudreylo
 Update:
 Macbeth is absolutely willing to fucking throw down for Lady Macbeth.
 Has already threatened a wall, a desk, a fe students, a textbook that
 was neither his nor Lady Macbeth's, and me
 .Lady Macbeth is enjoying the attention and has begun to use this new
 connection to his advantage. I'm starting to suspect he's read ahead in
 the play.
 Macbeth is going to end up living in detention at this rate
 Macbeth has no idea that he is the tragedy of the story. Claims to be the
 hero of the play, fails to see the irony in this
 Macbeth slowly scooted his desk across the classroom to hold hands with
 Lady Macbeth. He was not subtle.
 Macbeth has proposed on several occasions. Lady Macbeth just laughs
 and says they're already married.
 . Macbeth's girlfriend is in the class with them and is "totally not jealous or
 .Lady Macbeth should probably be a theatre major at some point, he
 .Other teachers and staff are emailing me about the lovely lords. Lady
 anything just thinks this whole fucking play is a waste of time
 fucking rocked Act V scene I
 Macbeth now refuses to answer to anything other than Lady Macbeth and
 is always very upset when people don't call him by his proper titte.
Macbeth

Macbeth

macbeth: coupdefoudreylo So. Today in class we assigned Macbeth roles to students to read. When I asked the class who wants to be Lady Macbeth, a young man raised his hand. I kind or stared at him like Lady Macbeth, and he nodded like "I know what I'm about maam. So then the student who ended up as Macbeth raised his hand and said HE'S THE ONE, HE'S MY WIFEI So said "yeah sure why not, and the entire class period they were blowing kisses to each other and winking at each other and every now and then Macbeth would say "T'm the luckiest man on Earth and Lady Macbeth would put a hand to his chest, and be like BABE I just stared at them, knowing that they CLEARLY have never read Macbeth before, so...all this lovey dovey.. I don't know if have the heart to tell them the truth coupdefoudreylo Update: Macbeth is absolutely willing to fucking throw down for Lady Macbeth. Has already threatened a wall, a desk, a fe students, a textbook that was neither his nor Lady Macbeth's, and me .Lady Macbeth is enjoying the attention and has begun to use this new connection to his advantage. I'm starting to suspect he's read ahead in the play. Macbeth is going to end up living in detention at this rate Macbeth has no idea that he is the tragedy of the story. Claims to be the hero of the play, fails to see the irony in this Macbeth slowly scooted his desk across the classroom to hold hands with Lady Macbeth. He was not subtle. Macbeth has proposed on several occasions. Lady Macbeth just laughs and says they're already married. . Macbeth's girlfriend is in the class with them and is "totally not jealous or .Lady Macbeth should probably be a theatre major at some point, he .Other teachers and staff are emailing me about the lovely lords. Lady anything just thinks this whole fucking play is a waste of time fucking rocked Act V scene I Macbeth now refuses to answer to anything other than Lady Macbeth and is always very upset when people don't call him by his proper titte. Macbeth
macbeth: coupdefoudreylo
 So. Today in class we assigned Macbeth roles to students to read. When I asked
 the class who wants to be Lady Macbeth, a young man raised his hand. I kind or
 stared at him like Lady Macbeth, and he nodded like "I know what I'm about
 maam. So then the student who ended up as Macbeth raised his hand and said
 HE'S THE ONE, HE'S MY WIFEI So said "yeah sure why not, and the entire
 class period they were blowing kisses to each other and winking at each other
 and every now and then Macbeth would say "T'm the luckiest man on Earth and
 Lady Macbeth would put a hand to his chest, and be like BABE
 I just stared at them, knowing that they CLEARLY have never read Macbeth
 before, so...all this lovey dovey.. I don't know if have the heart to tell them the
 truth
 coupdefoudreylo
 Update:
 Macbeth is absolutely willing to fucking throw down for Lady Macbeth.
 Has already threatened a wall, a desk, a fe students, a textbook that
 was neither his nor Lady Macbeth's, and me
 .Lady Macbeth is enjoying the attention and has begun to use this new
 connection to his advantage. I'm starting to suspect he's read ahead in
 the play.
 Macbeth is going to end up living in detention at this rate
 Macbeth has no idea that he is the tragedy of the story. Claims to be the
 hero of the play, fails to see the irony in this
 Macbeth slowly scooted his desk across the classroom to hold hands with
 Lady Macbeth. He was not subtle.
 Macbeth has proposed on several occasions. Lady Macbeth just laughs
 and says they're already married.
 . Macbeth's girlfriend is in the class with them and is "totally not jealous or
 .Lady Macbeth should probably be a theatre major at some point, he
 .Other teachers and staff are emailing me about the lovely lords. Lady
 anything just thinks this whole fucking play is a waste of time
 fucking rocked Act V scene I
 Macbeth now refuses to answer to anything other than Lady Macbeth and
 is always very upset when people don't call him by his proper titte.
Macbeth

Macbeth

macbeth: coupdefoudreylo: coupdefoudreylo So. Today in class we assigned Macbeth roles to students to read. When l asked the class who wants to be Lady Macbeth, a young man raised his hand. I kind of stared at him like "Lady Macbeth," and he nodded like "I know what I'm about ma'am." So then the student who ended up as Macbeth raised his hand and said "HES THE ONE, HE'S MYWIFE! So l said "yeah sure why not," and the entire class period they were blowing kisses to each other and winking at each other, and every now and then Macbeth would say "I'm the luckiest man on Earth" and Lady Macbeth would put a hand to his chest, and be like "BABE! I just stared at them, knowing that they CLEARLY have never read'Macbeth' before, so... all this lovey dovey... I don't know if I have the heart to tell them the truth. Update: Macbeth is absolutely willing to fucking throw down for Lady Macbeth. Has already threatened a wall, a desk a few students, a textbook that was neither his nor Lady Macbeth's, and me Lady Macbeth is enjoying the attention and has begun to use this new connection to his advantage. I'm starting to suspect he's read ahead in the play. Macbeth is going to end up living in detention at this rate. Macbeth has no idea that he is the tragedy of the story. Claims to be the hero of the play,fails to see the irony in this Macbeth slowly scooted his desk across the classroom to hold hands with Lady Macbeth. He was not subtle. Macbeth has proposed on several occasions. Lady Macbeth just laughs and says they're already married. Macbeth's girlfriend is in the class with them and is "totally not jealous or anything just thinks this whole fucking play is a waste of time" Lady Macbeth should probably be a theatre major at some point, he fucking rocked Act V scene l Other teachers and staff are emailing me about the "lovely lords. Lady Macbeth now refuses to answer to anything other than Lady Macbeth and is always very upset when people don't call him by his proper title. Thats Shakespeare in love
macbeth: coupdefoudreylo:
 coupdefoudreylo
 So. Today in class we assigned Macbeth roles to students to read. When l asked the class who wants to be
 Lady Macbeth, a young man raised his hand. I kind of stared at him like "Lady Macbeth," and he nodded like "I
 know what I'm about ma'am." So then the student who ended up as Macbeth raised his hand and said "HES
 THE ONE, HE'S MYWIFE! So l said "yeah sure why not," and the entire class period they were blowing
 kisses to each other and winking at each other, and every now and then Macbeth would say "I'm the luckiest
 man on Earth" and Lady Macbeth would put a hand to his chest, and be like "BABE!
 I just stared at them, knowing that they CLEARLY have never read'Macbeth' before, so... all this lovey
 dovey... I don't know if I have the heart to tell them the truth.
 Update:
 Macbeth is absolutely willing to fucking throw down for Lady Macbeth. Has already threatened a wall, a desk
 a few students, a textbook that was neither his nor Lady Macbeth's, and me
 Lady Macbeth is enjoying the attention and has begun to use this new connection to his advantage. I'm
 starting to suspect he's read ahead in the play.
 Macbeth is going to end up living in detention at this rate.
 Macbeth has no idea that he is the tragedy of the story. Claims to be the hero of the play,fails to see the irony
 in this
 Macbeth slowly scooted his desk across the classroom to hold hands with Lady Macbeth. He was not subtle.
 Macbeth has proposed on several occasions. Lady Macbeth just laughs and says they're already married.
 Macbeth's girlfriend is in the class with them and is "totally not jealous or anything just thinks this whole
 fucking play is a waste of time"
 Lady Macbeth should probably be a theatre major at some point, he fucking rocked Act V scene l
 Other teachers and staff are emailing me about the "lovely lords. Lady Macbeth now refuses to answer to
 anything other than Lady Macbeth and is always very upset when people don't call him by his proper title.
Thats Shakespeare in love

Thats Shakespeare in love

macbeth: TEBOOK PLY FUNNY .99 Shakespeare never tweeted a sonnet. NOTEBOOK STONEPAPER 49282 NOTEBC FLIPPITY FL 6.99 3.99 DEER amuseoffyre: 10andthetardis: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: chaoswolf1982: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: doodlesanddiscord: thommquackenbush: jennlyons: jadelyn: Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.) Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit. He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it. Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow  I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery. ALL OF THIS Also, the comment ‘Exit, pursued by a doge’ alone makes this worth reblogging :D Heck, the line that’s based on, “Exit, pursued by bear”, only exists because Shakespeare couldn’t think of any other way to get rid of the character, so opted to have him attacked by a bear, which did not exist in the play before that moment. He literally made a bear appear out of thin air, just to kill off a character, purely due to writer’s block. “And then the bear gets him” “… … The The bear?” “Yes the bear” “Will Will there isn’t a bear in this play Where did the bear come from” “A PLACE And he exits the play pursued by it It’s happening make me a bear costume” “it’s happening make me a bear costume” lmao Shakespeare even wrote Yo Mama jokes, like this delight from Titus Andronicus. CHIRON: Thou has undone our mother.AARON: Villain, I have done thy mother.
macbeth: TEBOOK
 PLY FUNNY
 .99
 Shakespeare
 never
 tweeted
 a sonnet.
 NOTEBOOK
 STONEPAPER
 49282
 NOTEBC
 FLIPPITY FL
 6.99
 3.99
 DEER
amuseoffyre:

10andthetardis:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

chaoswolf1982:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

doodlesanddiscord:

thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

ALL OF THIS 
Also, the comment ‘Exit, pursued by a doge’ alone makes this worth reblogging :D 

Heck, the line that’s based on, “Exit, pursued by bear”, only exists because Shakespeare couldn’t think of any other way to get rid of the character, so opted to have him attacked by a bear, which did not exist in the play before that moment.
He literally made a bear appear out of thin air, just to kill off a character, purely due to writer’s block.

“And then the bear gets him”
“…
…
The
The bear?”
“Yes the bear”
“Will
Will there isn’t a bear in this play
Where did the bear come from”
“A PLACE
And he exits the play pursued by it 
It’s happening make me a bear costume”

“it’s happening make me a bear costume” lmao

Shakespeare even wrote Yo Mama jokes, like this delight from Titus Andronicus.
CHIRON: Thou has undone our mother.AARON: Villain, I have done thy mother.

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