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Beautiful, Crush, and Dank: You use the foot brake You use the engine brake You eat a Kit Kat to brake You use reverse gear to brake You crash into a car in front to brake You move to murica, shoot a machine gun and use the recoil to brake You crash into a crowd of people to brake You live in Soviet Russia where crowds of people crush into you to brake You crash into a crowd of people to brake and claim being an ISIS terrorist You crash into a crowd of people to brake and claim being an ISIS terrorist but misspell ISIS by forgetting the second "I" and thereby become an International Space Station which is orbiting earth thus braking is unnecessary You mumble while requesting a glass of juice and accidentally incinerate 6 million people. One thing leads to another and you are responsible for world war 2 Decades after your death time travel is invented and a professional assassin travels back in time in order to kill you and prevent everything you have done. On a beautiful summer day in 1932 the assassin locates you driving your mercedes througlh town and decides to take the shot. He misses the shot, killing an innocent man. A few decades later the grandson of this innocent man invents time travel in order to travel back in time and rescue his grandfather by killing the assassin who shot his grandfather while trying to kill you. Unluckily he messes up his time travel calculations and gets teleported right in front your mercedes. You crash into him and thereby brake. Hmmmmmmmmm via /r/dank_meme https://ift.tt/2NRn9Wv
Beautiful, Crush, and Dank: You use the
 foot brake
 You use the
 engine brake
 You eat a
 Kit Kat to
 brake
 You use
 reverse gear
 to brake
 You crash
 into a car in
 front to brake
 You move to
 murica, shoot a
 machine gun and
 use the recoil to
 brake
 You crash into
 a crowd of
 people to
 brake
 You live in Soviet
 Russia where
 crowds of people
 crush into you to
 brake
 You crash into a
 crowd of people to
 brake and claim being
 an ISIS terrorist
 You crash into a crowd of
 people to brake and claim being
 an ISIS terrorist but misspell
 ISIS by forgetting the second
 "I" and thereby become an
 International Space Station
 which is orbiting earth thus
 braking is unnecessary
 You mumble while requesting a glass of
 juice and accidentally incinerate 6 million
 people. One thing leads to another and
 you are responsible for world war 2
 Decades after your death time travel is
 invented and a professional assassin
 travels back in time in order to kill you and
 prevent everything you have done. On a
 beautiful summer day in 1932 the assassin
 locates you driving your mercedes througlh
 town and decides to take the shot. He
 misses the shot, killing an innocent man. A
 few decades later the grandson of this
 innocent man invents time travel in order
 to travel back in time and rescue his
 grandfather by killing the assassin who
 shot his grandfather while trying to kill
 you. Unluckily he messes up his time travel
 calculations and gets teleported right in
 front your mercedes. You crash into him
 and thereby brake.
Hmmmmmmmmm via /r/dank_meme https://ift.tt/2NRn9Wv

Hmmmmmmmmm via /r/dank_meme https://ift.tt/2NRn9Wv

Ass, Bad, and Chill: I miss the " Hold em off just until Goku gets here" Squad These were just the most disappointing set of homies you could ask for. Don’t get me wrong THIER loyalty is unmatched but in real battle situations they are capable of handling zero type of smoke. Boy Goku couldn’t catch that quick nappy in the medical machine before the earth get blown to pieces. Piccolo deserves way more credit. He the step father who gets no credit. Chi chi should have been throwing that ass back in the name of planet namek for raising Gohan. They pulling up to a gun fight with a pack of yugioh cards. Let’s start with Yamaha and how he should have been swallowed. This the type of homie you don’t feel bad for because instead of him training in the hyperbolic time chamber he on pornhub and playing Krillin just ain’t drink enough milk. He what Calilou could have been if he hit puberty. Krillin the type of nigga to eat the food you drop on the ground. This boy been dead more times then Butters from South Park V. Nigga tien was prob the most disspointment if all. He Capping hard as fuck with all them muscles just to get knocked out with a Ki blast. I’ll poke that nigga in his third eye if he come to close to me. And don’t even start me on Chiaotzu. Boy was a full blown domestic terrorist. He always tryna blow him self yo like chill Iil nigga. He wanted to be cell jr so bad.
Ass, Bad, and Chill: I miss the " Hold em off just until
 Goku gets here" Squad
These were just the most disappointing set of homies you could ask for. Don’t get me wrong THIER loyalty is unmatched but in real battle situations they are capable of handling zero type of smoke. Boy Goku couldn’t catch that quick nappy in the medical machine before the earth get blown to pieces. Piccolo deserves way more credit. He the step father who gets no credit. Chi chi should have been throwing that ass back in the name of planet namek for raising Gohan. They pulling up to a gun fight with a pack of yugioh cards. Let’s start with Yamaha and how he should have been swallowed. This the type of homie you don’t feel bad for because instead of him training in the hyperbolic time chamber he on pornhub and playing Krillin just ain’t drink enough milk. He what Calilou could have been if he hit puberty. Krillin the type of nigga to eat the food you drop on the ground. This boy been dead more times then Butters from South Park V. Nigga tien was prob the most disspointment if all. He Capping hard as fuck with all them muscles just to get knocked out with a Ki blast. I’ll poke that nigga in his third eye if he come to close to me. And don’t even start me on Chiaotzu. Boy was a full blown domestic terrorist. He always tryna blow him self yo like chill Iil nigga. He wanted to be cell jr so bad.

These were just the most disappointing set of homies you could ask for. Don’t get me wrong THIER loyalty is unmatched but in real battle sit...

Destiny, Memes, and Tumblr: HALL OF HEAVY METAL ISTORY WACKEN 02.08 04.08 metal-memes: heavymetalhall: JUDAS PRIEST Wacken 2018 Hall Of Heavy Metal History Induction JUDAS PRIEST at Wacken Open Air 2018 x Hall of Heavy Metal History — Heavy Metal band Judas Priest accepts their induction into the Hall of Heavy Metal History, with speech by Rob Halford. Read Our Full Press Release Here: https://thehallofheavymetalhistory.org/2018/08/16/judas-priest-wacken-2018-induction/. Welcome, Judas Priest, into the Hall of Heavy Metal History! Current 2018 JUDAS PRIEST Members are Rob Halford (singer), Ian Hill (bassist), Glenn Tipton (guitarist), Scott Travis (drummer), and Richie Faulkner (guitarist). Judas Priest’s Induction Ceremony took place backstage at Wacken Open Air 2018 before the band’s performance on Thursday, August 2nd, 2018. Judas Priest Albums: Rocka Rolla, Sad Wings Of Destiny, Sin After Sin, Stained Class, Killing Machine [US title Hell Bent For Leather], Unleashed In The East [live], British Steel, Point Of Entry, Screaming For Vengeance, Defenders Of The Faith, Turbo, Priest…Live, Ram It Down, Painkiller, Jugulator, ‘98 Live Meltdown, Priest, Live Rare [compilation], Demolition, Live In London, Angel Of Retribution, Nostradamus, Firepower. Massive Congratulations to JUDAS PRIEST on their Hall Of Heavy Metal History Induction 🤘
Destiny, Memes, and Tumblr: HALL OF
 HEAVY
 METAL
 ISTORY
 WACKEN
 02.08
 04.08
metal-memes:

heavymetalhall:

JUDAS PRIEST Wacken 2018 Hall Of Heavy Metal History Induction
JUDAS PRIEST at Wacken Open Air 2018 x Hall of Heavy Metal History — Heavy Metal band Judas Priest accepts their induction into the Hall of Heavy Metal History, with speech by Rob Halford. 

Read Our Full Press Release Here: https://thehallofheavymetalhistory.org/2018/08/16/judas-priest-wacken-2018-induction/. 

Welcome, Judas Priest, into the Hall of Heavy Metal History! 

Current 2018 JUDAS PRIEST Members are Rob Halford (singer), Ian Hill (bassist), Glenn Tipton (guitarist), Scott Travis (drummer), and Richie Faulkner (guitarist).

Judas Priest’s Induction Ceremony took place backstage at Wacken Open Air 2018 before the band’s performance on Thursday, August 2nd, 2018. 

Judas Priest Albums: Rocka Rolla, Sad Wings Of Destiny, Sin After Sin, Stained Class, Killing Machine [US title Hell Bent For Leather], Unleashed In The East [live], British Steel, Point Of Entry, Screaming For Vengeance, Defenders Of The Faith, Turbo, Priest…Live, Ram It Down, Painkiller, Jugulator, ‘98 Live Meltdown, Priest, Live  Rare [compilation], Demolition, Live In London, Angel Of Retribution, Nostradamus, Firepower.

Massive Congratulations to JUDAS PRIEST on their Hall Of Heavy Metal History Induction 🤘

metal-memes: heavymetalhall: JUDAS PRIEST Wacken 2018 Hall Of Heavy Metal History Induction JUDAS PRIEST at Wacken Open Air 2018 x Hall of...

Apple, Ass, and Bitch: Apple AirPods cost $159, but they can't pay taxes or decent wages to their Chinese factory workers! you SAID ON AN iPHONE.GOTCHA HEH *POST* CARS SHOULD HAVE SEAT BELTS! YET YOU BOUGHT ONE. HyPOCRITE MUCH? OWNED. WE SHOULD YET YOu SOCIETY . CURIOUS! I AM VERY IMPROVE SOCIETYPARTICIPATE IN SOMEWHAT. INTELLIGENT BORS celticpyro: thespectacularspider-girl: mattbors: edgeworth-for-the-truth: sindri42: captainkupo: mattbors: “Mr. Gotcha” on The Nib theres literally better alternatives to fucking buying an iphone dipshit your comic sucks dick There’s this weird disconnect in so many apple users where they hate Apple but they cannot conceive of anybody except Apple producing a viable smartphone or computer. You can get a machine that matches or exceeds every single aspect of any apple product for half the price, easily, but they need to get the one with an apple logo on it and then complain about apple. It’s like complaining that your car lacks a seatbelt when every other car on the road already has a seatbelt and you specifically paid extra to get your own seatbelt removed because you didn’t like the color. If you buy from Apple and complain about their business practices, you deserve to be made fun of and especially be called a boot licker. I am not sorry at all. You could have chosen from anyone else but you deliberately chose the most expensive and bullshit company to buy from, you pompous piece of human garbage. Stop virtue signally and maybe actually consider try helping those factory workers instead of enabling them. Shit head People really think this comic was some sort of pro-Apple comic and missed the point entirely. They’re real mad tho. And yet your stupid ass doesn’t get the underlying statements about Apple still apply to your smug comic. You don’t get to bitch about, say, capitalism when you engage in the excesses of capitalism.  To mix the two metaphors, if you bitch about capitalism from an iPhone, congrats, you just proved you’re a hypocrite because you COULD have bought a phone made with more ethical means or that didn’t have the associated brand on it, but you did.   Because you don’t really give a shit about making the changes yourself, you just want to virtue signal and have no actual principles. That’s why people bring up this kind of double-think, yet you felt the need to portray this valid criticism as a strawman so you can look intelligent. Seriously though! That’s why I hate this comic.The “cars should have seat belts” one is also dumb because guess what? The guy who conceptualized seat belts got them normalized in cars. The serf working under a feudalist system? Has absolutely no power to change it. In fact, they’re the one being exploited here, more comparable to the factory worker who built your iPhone than the upper-middle class person complaining about it. There’s a difference between recognizing a system is messed up while you have no control over the matter (as you’re the one personally being exploited), looking at a problem and deciding to change said problem, and doing absolutely nothing about the problem while participating in someone else being exploited when you can, in fact, choose not to be a partaker. No, not wanting to do something mildly inconvenient isn’t “the illusion of choice”. Fuck you and your shitty comic.
Apple, Ass, and Bitch: Apple AirPods cost $159, but they
 can't pay taxes or decent wages
 to their Chinese factory workers!
 you SAID
 ON AN iPHONE.GOTCHA
 HEH
 *POST*
 CARS SHOULD
 HAVE SEAT
 BELTS!
 YET YOU BOUGHT
 ONE. HyPOCRITE
 MUCH? OWNED.
 WE SHOULD
 YET YOu
 SOCIETY . CURIOUS!
 I AM VERY
 IMPROVE SOCIETYPARTICIPATE IN
 SOMEWHAT.
 INTELLIGENT
 BORS
celticpyro:

thespectacularspider-girl:
mattbors:

edgeworth-for-the-truth:

sindri42:

captainkupo:

mattbors:
“Mr. Gotcha” on The Nib

theres literally better alternatives to fucking buying an iphone dipshit your comic sucks dick

There’s this weird disconnect in so many apple users where they hate Apple but they cannot conceive of anybody except Apple producing a viable smartphone or computer. You can get a machine that matches or exceeds every single aspect of any apple product for half the price, easily, but they need to get the one with an apple logo on it and then complain about apple.
It’s like complaining that your car lacks a seatbelt when every other car on the road already has a seatbelt and you specifically paid extra to get your own seatbelt removed because you didn’t like the color.


If you buy from Apple and complain about their business practices, you deserve to be made fun of and especially be called a boot licker.
I am not sorry at all. You could have chosen from anyone else but you deliberately chose the most expensive and bullshit company to buy from, you pompous piece of human garbage. Stop virtue signally and maybe actually consider try helping those factory workers instead of enabling them.
Shit head

People really think this comic was some sort of pro-Apple comic and missed the point entirely. They’re real mad tho.

And yet your stupid ass doesn’t get the underlying statements about Apple still apply to your smug comic.
You don’t get to bitch about, say, capitalism when you engage in the excesses of capitalism.  To mix the two metaphors, if you bitch about capitalism from an iPhone, congrats, you just proved you’re a hypocrite because you COULD have bought a phone made with more ethical means or that didn’t have the associated brand on it, but you did.  
Because you don’t really give a shit about making the changes yourself, you just want to virtue signal and have no actual principles. That’s why people bring up this kind of double-think, yet you felt the need to portray this valid criticism as a strawman so you can look intelligent.

Seriously though! That’s why I hate this comic.The “cars should have seat belts” one is also dumb because guess what? The guy who conceptualized seat belts got them normalized in cars. The serf working under a feudalist system? Has absolutely no power to change it. In fact, they’re the one being exploited here, more comparable to the factory worker who built your iPhone than the upper-middle class person complaining about it. There’s a difference between recognizing a system is messed up while you have no control over the matter (as you’re the one personally being exploited), looking at a problem and deciding to change said problem, and doing absolutely nothing about the problem while participating in someone else being exploited when you can, in fact, choose not to be a partaker. No, not wanting to do something mildly inconvenient isn’t “the illusion of choice”. Fuck you and your shitty comic.

celticpyro: thespectacularspider-girl: mattbors: edgeworth-for-the-truth: sindri42: captainkupo: mattbors: “Mr. Gotcha” on The Nib the...