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Major James Robertson


                    
                    
                

Major James Robertson

Fuck To Give

You Magnificent Bastard

reasons

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were

bless

blessing

assume

tanked

prick

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Major James Robertson: Did you know? During ww1 major James Robertson hatched a plan to steal one of only 20german tanks from no mans land. Now the first thing you need to know is there was no reason to get this tank, the thing was stuck in the middle of no mans land and in no way a threat to anyone AVAz But the 26th batallion was not known for giving a flying fuck, They did not want it to use it against the enemy or any heroic crap like that, they simply wanted to say "Fuck you pricks look what we got" to the Germans who we must assume by now had pissed them off Getting it was not exactly an easy thing to do either, they were under machine gun fire as well as being attacked with mustard gas so it is safe to assume at this point that they were completely bat shit fucking crazy. So what is the point of all this you might be wondering, well it turns out that tank they stole ended up being the only one left in existence. and the only reason we still have it is 13 men could not find a fuck to give. God bless you magnificent bastards.
Major James Robertson: Did you know?
 During ww1 major James
 Robertson hatched a plan to
 steal one of only 20german
 tanks from no mans land.
 Now the first thing you need to know is
 there was no reason to get this tank, the
 thing was stuck in the middle of no mans
 land and in no way a threat to anyone
 AVAz
 But the 26th batallion was not known for
 giving a flying fuck, They did not want it
 to use it against the enemy or any heroic
 crap like that, they simply wanted to say
 "Fuck you pricks look what we got" to the
 Germans who we must assume by now
 had pissed them off
 Getting it was not exactly an easy thing to
 do either, they were under machine gun
 fire as well as being attacked with mustard
 gas so it is safe to assume at this point that
 they were completely bat shit fucking
 crazy.
 So what is the point of all this you might be
 wondering, well it turns out that tank they stole
 ended up being the only one left in existence.
 and the only reason we still have it is 13 men
 could not find a fuck to give.
 God bless you magnificent bastards.