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Major James Robertson
Major James Robertson
Fuck To Give
You Magnificent Bastard
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Major James Robertson: Did you know? During ww1 major James Robertson hatched a plan to steal one of only 20german tanks from no mans land. Now the first thing you need to know is there was no reason to get this tank, the thing was stuck in the middle of no mans land and in no way a threat to anyone AVAz But the 26th batallion was not known for giving a flying fuck, They did not want it to use it against the enemy or any heroic crap like that, they simply wanted to say "Fuck you pricks look what we got" to the Germans who we must assume by now had pissed them off Getting it was not exactly an easy thing to do either, they were under machine gun fire as well as being attacked with mustard gas so it is safe to assume at this point that they were completely bat shit fucking crazy. So what is the point of all this you might be wondering, well it turns out that tank they stole ended up being the only one left in existence. and the only reason we still have it is 13 men could not find a fuck to give. God bless you magnificent bastards.