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Bad, Chill, and Come Over: Hey Yo What's up? Just chilling with my dogs, watching a baking show How did your day go? Am I allowed to join you guys Fine, just worked. And no, haha Selfish Imean, sure But the last time l invited a stranger into my home, I was sexually assaulted So I'm gonna stick to my guns 0oh l thought otherwise Otherwise what? I thought you didn't want to come over How did you know him? I said he was a stranger, lol It was a first date kind of thing, and I was tired. Told him I was gonna kip off early, and he asked if he could join. And I said "Sure, but no funny business I just wanna chill." 0oh did you guys have plan to see each other or just hung around each other And he was like "Oh definitely, completely understand" Then what happened? And like, within minutes he was trying to pull me into his lap and had his hand up my shirt. lI told him no twice, and groped me anyways So I screamed loud enough to hurt his ears and he ripped himself away from me. I stood up, opened the front door, and told him to fuck off Did he leave Yeah, he left. He looked pissed, and stormed off.I blocked him online and never saw him again I will try to keep my hands to myself I already said no Also, "try" is definitely bad verbiage As if it takes a huge amount of control to not cross boundaries, lol Hahaha it does especially believing you are quite a work of beauty What does my beauty have anything to do with anything? It does have with my ability to resist making a move. It would be tough in your case haha You're only giving me more and more reasons to not want to hang out, lol And I was already at 0% wanting to So somehow you've managed to dip into 50% Telling a rape and sexual assault victim it would be hard to keep your hands to yourself Bold move, lol Hahaha l am on a deficit now hah? I know you are strong enough and has moved on Oh definitely, I'm about to keep myself safe now Just like saving no to hangina out with a stranger. Able* Haha don't start practicing on me wait on the future guys,make an exception for me Are you seriously ignoring a "No" a third time? Unreal, lol Haha yeah What did you do today? Yeah, I'm gonna go back to watching my show. Have a good life :) Haha can I have an autograph then? Third time's the charm, right guys?
Bad, Chill, and Come Over: Hey
 Yo
 What's up?
 Just chilling with my dogs, watching a baking show
 How did your day go?
 Am I allowed to join you guys
 Fine, just worked.
 And no, haha
 Selfish
 Imean, sure
 But the last time l invited a stranger into my home,
 I was sexually assaulted
 So I'm gonna stick to my guns
 0oh l thought otherwise

 Otherwise what?
 I thought you didn't want to come over
 How did you know him?
 I said he was a stranger, lol
 It was a first date kind of thing, and I was tired. Told
 him I was gonna kip off early, and he asked if he
 could join. And I said "Sure, but no funny business
 I just wanna chill."
 0oh did you guys have plan to see each other or just
 hung around each other
 And he was like "Oh definitely, completely
 understand"
 Then what happened?
 And like, within minutes he was trying to pull me into
 his lap and had his hand up my shirt. lI told him no
 twice, and groped me anyways
 So I screamed loud enough to hurt his ears and he
 ripped himself away from me. I stood up, opened the
 front door, and told him to fuck off

 Did he leave
 Yeah, he left. He looked pissed, and stormed off.I
 blocked him online and never saw him again
 I will try to keep my hands to myself
 I already said no
 Also, "try" is definitely bad verbiage
 As if it takes a huge amount of control to not
 cross boundaries, lol
 Hahaha it does especially believing you are quite
 a work of beauty
 What does my beauty have anything to do
 with anything?
 It does have with my ability to resist making a move. It
 would be tough in your case haha
 You're only giving me more and more reasons to
 not want to hang out, lol
 And I was already at 0% wanting to

 So somehow you've managed to dip into 50%
 Telling a rape and sexual assault victim it would be
 hard to keep your hands to yourself
 Bold move, lol
 Hahaha l am on a deficit now hah?
 I know you are strong enough and has moved on
 Oh definitely, I'm about to keep myself safe now
 Just like saving no to hangina out with a stranger.
 Able*
 Haha don't start practicing on me wait on the future
 guys,make an exception for me
 Are you seriously ignoring a "No" a third time?
 Unreal, lol
 Haha yeah
 What did you do today?

 Yeah, I'm gonna go back to watching my show.
 Have a good life :)
 Haha can I have an autograph then?
Third time's the charm, right guys?

Third time's the charm, right guys?

Af, Ass, and Bitch: That one shit where you gotta get ass naked and sit there and contemplate life and wonder if this stomach pain even worth it 0.0 BRUHHHHH I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL THIS STORY. Ight so today I worked a 5-8 shift so I wasn’t really doing anything. I was just standing at front counter and suddenly one of my coworkers walks in. He wasn’t scheduled to work, but he just slid through to do his homework or whatever. So me and him having a conversation about whatever the fuck and these 2 African Americans, male and female amble into the store and they’re talking really loud. Like black girl in the mornings at school loud. It was kinda obvious they were arguing, and me and my coworker (I’ll call him Alex) could hear what they were saying as they stood in line. “What the fuck do you want?” So from my observations so far, they were dating and mans was frustrated with his girl. “Quit fucking rushing me damn.” “We’ve been to 4 different places already YoQuiesha damn.” So the bitch name is YoQuiesha? Hawwww man 💀 “Ronny ion wanna hear yo fucking mouth right now.” So they stand there for like 3 mins straight and still haven’t gone up to the register. Ronny is visibly flustered and he keeps putting his hands on his head and pacing. Nigga was ready to swing. “YOQUIESHA!” This nigga said that shit so loud the whole store turned they head 💀 this nigga Ronny hyperventilating like a 9 year old that just got his ass beat. But YoQuiesha came back with some heat: “Ronny IM SICK AND TIRED of yo lil dick ass making a fucking scene like we in a goddamn play or some shit. And why the fuck you bring me to Chick Fil A and you only got 5 dollars? Nigga ain’t nobody eating shit here with 5 dollars.” First of all, she ain’t lying. Me and Alex just sitting there covering our mouths trying not to laugh 💀 So idk if Ronny was embarrassed or what but he pulls his shorts up and walks fast af out the door😭😭😭 mans had enough word to my nigga Eugene. Anyways moral of the story is, Asians and white girls all 2018 >>>>
Af, Ass, and Bitch: That one shit where you gotta get
 ass naked and sit there and
 contemplate life and wonder if this
 stomach pain even worth it
 0.0
BRUHHHHH I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL THIS STORY. Ight so today I worked a 5-8 shift so I wasn’t really doing anything. I was just standing at front counter and suddenly one of my coworkers walks in. He wasn’t scheduled to work, but he just slid through to do his homework or whatever. So me and him having a conversation about whatever the fuck and these 2 African Americans, male and female amble into the store and they’re talking really loud. Like black girl in the mornings at school loud. It was kinda obvious they were arguing, and me and my coworker (I’ll call him Alex) could hear what they were saying as they stood in line. “What the fuck do you want?” So from my observations so far, they were dating and mans was frustrated with his girl. “Quit fucking rushing me damn.” “We’ve been to 4 different places already YoQuiesha damn.” So the bitch name is YoQuiesha? Hawwww man 💀 “Ronny ion wanna hear yo fucking mouth right now.” So they stand there for like 3 mins straight and still haven’t gone up to the register. Ronny is visibly flustered and he keeps putting his hands on his head and pacing. Nigga was ready to swing. “YOQUIESHA!” This nigga said that shit so loud the whole store turned they head 💀 this nigga Ronny hyperventilating like a 9 year old that just got his ass beat. But YoQuiesha came back with some heat: “Ronny IM SICK AND TIRED of yo lil dick ass making a fucking scene like we in a goddamn play or some shit. And why the fuck you bring me to Chick Fil A and you only got 5 dollars? Nigga ain’t nobody eating shit here with 5 dollars.” First of all, she ain’t lying. Me and Alex just sitting there covering our mouths trying not to laugh 💀 So idk if Ronny was embarrassed or what but he pulls his shorts up and walks fast af out the door😭😭😭 mans had enough word to my nigga Eugene. Anyways moral of the story is, Asians and white girls all 2018 >>>>

BRUHHHHH I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL THIS STORY. Ight so today I worked a 5-8 shift so I wasn’t really doing anything. I was just standing at fr...

Ass, Crying, and Fucking: Anonymous 745713917 1 hr ago > Now, I'm sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. > Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it Okay, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too > This was when the gears started turning > The moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit's teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is s I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "SHIT! SHIT > Now, my good friend, Tom we'll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it > He started shouting "FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN'T GET IT! FUCK!." > By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying > Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid Here's the kicker, look her straight in the eye and say "Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I'm... I'm FUCKING HIV POSITIVE." And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store > The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn't defending his ass. > She just stares at me wide eyed > I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier >All the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. > And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing Sobbing like the cunt she is > I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment l heard that sob
Ass, Crying, and Fucking: Anonymous 745713917
 1 hr ago
 > Now, I'm sure many of you have encountered little shits in
 supermarkets.
 > Little kids running about and knocking things over, being
 rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind
 But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel
 it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it
 Okay, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was
 grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too
 > This was when the gears started turning
 > The moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit's
 teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is
 s I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "SHIT!
 SHIT
 > Now, my good friend, Tom we'll call him, was there too, and
 he instantly picked up on it
 > He started shouting "FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN'T GET IT!
 FUCK!."
 > By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying
 > Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy
 at us for yelling at her kid
 Here's the kicker, look her straight in the eye and say
 "Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit
 me and I'm... I'm FUCKING HIV POSITIVE."
 And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store
 > The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his
 mom isn't defending his ass.
 > She just stares at me wide eyed
 > I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed
 cashier
 >All the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice
 little trail on the floor.
 > And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing
 Sobbing like the cunt she is
 > I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment l
 heard that sob
Animals, Beautiful, and Energy: ARE VEGANS MURDERING PLANTS? YouTube: Earthling Ed This is from Thomas and he says: Really great perspective shared by @earthlinged to some generally asked questions from some meat eaters. Something you might not know about me is I am an ex-hunter. So not only was I a blind consumer who paid people to slit throats I also went to nature and purposely killed majestic sentient beings because I felt this showed some form of masculinity, survival skills and the dominance of human beings in the food chain. WOW was I ignorant and blind to the truth just like so many others. I’ll tell you what there is nothing more beautiful and empowering than letting what is living live and sustaining the environment for the future. There is absolutely nothing more beautiful than watching a wild animal roam freely and there is nothing more magical than making a physical non-violent connection with a wild animal. Only cowards hurt defenseless beings. If we saw a boy punching a blind person we would feel outraged (I have a video of this) or a dog having its head smashed in by a sledge hammer there would literally be justice served within a 24hour period, or a baby who only knows how to survive through our guidance is takin advantage of we would have a riot, but the animals that religions and religious funded organizations tell you are put on this planet so you can pay someone to anally impregnate or slit throats is perfectly fine. If you truly want to consider yourself a peaceful, spiritual, revolutionary, awake (woke), mindful caring human being than you should be vegan. No ifs, ands or buts about it. Make the connection already, drop the ego, cut all the bullshit out and get algnied with the high vibrational energy. You aren’t a guru or revolutionary if you are paying or consuming low vibrational energy. standup911
Animals, Beautiful, and Energy: ARE VEGANS MURDERING PLANTS?
 YouTube: Earthling Ed
 This is from Thomas and he says:
Really great perspective shared by @earthlinged to some generally asked questions from some meat eaters. Something you might not know about me is I am an ex-hunter. So not only was I a blind consumer who paid people to slit throats I also went to nature and purposely killed majestic sentient beings because I felt this showed some form of masculinity, survival skills and the dominance of human beings in the food chain. WOW was I ignorant and blind to the truth just like so many others. I’ll tell you what there is nothing more beautiful and empowering than letting what is living live and sustaining the environment for the future. There is absolutely nothing more beautiful than watching a wild animal roam freely and there is nothing more magical than making a physical non-violent connection with a wild animal. Only cowards hurt defenseless beings. If we saw a boy punching a blind person we would feel outraged (I have a video of this) or a dog having its head smashed in by a sledge hammer there would literally be justice served within a 24hour period, or a baby who only knows how to survive through our guidance is takin advantage of we would have a riot, but the animals that religions and religious funded organizations tell you are put on this planet so you can pay someone to anally impregnate or slit throats is perfectly fine. If you truly want to consider yourself a peaceful, spiritual, revolutionary, awake (woke), mindful caring human being than you should be vegan. No ifs, ands or buts about it. Make the connection already, drop the ego, cut all the bullshit out and get algnied with the high vibrational energy. You aren’t a guru or revolutionary if you are paying or consuming low vibrational energy. standup911

Really great perspective shared by @earthlinged to some generally asked questions from some meat eaters. Something you might not know about ...

80s, Aww, and Batman: chynkeyez 147 points 1 day ago" (last edited 1 day ago) So the other week you posted an 80s dance montage video and i commented it was really cool of you to post it. You responded that you were "glad you could deliver" which then led me to screenshotting and bragging to my wife that THE Val Kilmer had responded to me. She then proceeded to give me a ton of shit about me making a big deal out of it and mocked me by saying "oh you guys must be besties, do you have pet names for him like Kilmsey?" I told her OF COURSE but that you only let your really good friends call you that... .so my question for ya Kilmsey ole pal: Can i rub it in her face that i called you that and you were cool with it? Ya know for old time sake? Thanks! perma-link source embed save save-RES report give gold reply hide child comments OfficialValkilmer Val Kilmer [S] 194 points 1 day ago you bet KEYEZEECOOL perma-link source embed save save-RES parent report give gold reply hide child comments chynkeyez 88 points 1 day ago #besties U da man Val. For real. I shall henceforth be known as Kevezeecool to all! perma-link source embed save save-RES parent report give gold reply hide child comments Keyezeecool 72 points 1 day ago Dude, this was still available three hours after you made this comment. I question your commitment to Kilmsey. perma-link source embed save save-RES parent report give gold reply hide child comments chynkeyez 13 points 1 day ago Man...4 years on Reddit and i STILL miss opportunities to over-commit to the bit. Im ashamed. Ive let ALL of you down. I let Val down perma-link source embed save save-RES parent report give gold reply hide child comments t ] next time vou'll nail it Kevezeecool! perma-link source embed save save-RES parent report give gold reply hide child comments omseN SHome Val Kilmer [S] 17 points 1 day ago chynkeyez 7 points 1 day ago Aww Kilmsey you always know just what to say. No matter what happens, youll ALWAYS be my Batman perma-link source save save-RESparent report give gold reply iamleighanne 2 points 19 hours ago Actually adorable perma-link source save save-RESparent report give gold reply
80s, Aww, and Batman: chynkeyez 147 points 1 day ago" (last edited 1 day ago)
 So the other week you posted an 80s dance montage video and i commented it was really cool of you to post it. You responded that
 you were "glad you could deliver" which then led me to screenshotting and bragging to my wife that THE Val Kilmer had responded to
 me. She then proceeded to give me a ton of shit about me making a big deal out of it and mocked me by saying "oh you guys must be
 besties, do you have pet names for him like Kilmsey?" I told her OF COURSE but that you only let your really good friends call you
 that... .so my question for ya Kilmsey ole pal: Can i rub it in her face that i called you that and you were cool with it? Ya know for old time
 sake? Thanks!
 perma-link source embed save save-RES report give gold reply hide child comments
 OfficialValkilmer Val Kilmer [S] 194 points 1 day ago
 you bet KEYEZEECOOL
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 chynkeyez 88 points 1 day ago
 #besties
 U da man Val. For real. I shall henceforth be known as Kevezeecool to all!
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 Keyezeecool 72 points 1 day ago
 Dude, this was still available three hours after you made this comment. I question your commitment to Kilmsey.
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 chynkeyez 13 points 1 day ago
 Man...4 years on Reddit and i STILL miss opportunities to over-commit to the bit. Im ashamed. Ive let ALL of you down. I let Val
 down
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 next time vou'll nail it Kevezeecool!
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 omseN SHome
 Val Kilmer
 [S] 17 points 1 day ago
 chynkeyez 7 points 1 day ago
 Aww Kilmsey you always know just what to say. No matter what happens, youll ALWAYS be my Batman
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 iamleighanne 2 points 19 hours ago
 Actually adorable
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Hotnewhiphop, Kanye, and Memes: Stacey Dash Reportedly Threatened Legal Action Over Dame Dash's Movie Poster @balleralert FRUM IHE PHOUUCEH UF STATE PROPERTY ANO PAID IN FULL DAMON CAM RON DS STACEY DASH FROM EXECUTIVE PRODUCER KANYE WEST HONOR UP Stacey Dash Reportedly Threatened Legal Action Over Dame Dash’s Movie Poster – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Earlier this week, DameDash posted a movie poster for his new film, “Honor Up,” which features himself, Camron and his cousin, StaceyDash. However, @thejasminebrand_ reports that Stacey is threatening legal action over the promotion, as she has revealed that she is not in the film. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Back in 2015, Dame released a trailer for the film, which at the time was titled “Too Honorable.” According to HotNewHipHop, the film, now titled, “Honor Up,” credits KanyeWest as an executive producer, alongside Dame. The publication reports that Styles P, Smoke DZA and Murda Mook will also be making a small appearance in the film, however, despite the movie poster, Stacey will not be showing face in the film. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When asked if she is a part of the film, she said, “No. I am not. I’ll let my lawyers handle it.” But, further details remain unclear.
Hotnewhiphop, Kanye, and Memes: Stacey Dash Reportedly Threatened
 Legal Action Over Dame Dash's
 Movie Poster
 @balleralert
 FRUM IHE PHOUUCEH UF
 STATE PROPERTY ANO PAID IN FULL
 DAMON CAM RON DS
 STACEY
 DASH
 FROM EXECUTIVE PRODUCER KANYE WEST
 HONOR
 UP
Stacey Dash Reportedly Threatened Legal Action Over Dame Dash’s Movie Poster – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Earlier this week, DameDash posted a movie poster for his new film, “Honor Up,” which features himself, Camron and his cousin, StaceyDash. However, @thejasminebrand_ reports that Stacey is threatening legal action over the promotion, as she has revealed that she is not in the film. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Back in 2015, Dame released a trailer for the film, which at the time was titled “Too Honorable.” According to HotNewHipHop, the film, now titled, “Honor Up,” credits KanyeWest as an executive producer, alongside Dame. The publication reports that Styles P, Smoke DZA and Murda Mook will also be making a small appearance in the film, however, despite the movie poster, Stacey will not be showing face in the film. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When asked if she is a part of the film, she said, “No. I am not. I’ll let my lawyers handle it.” But, further details remain unclear.

Stacey Dash Reportedly Threatened Legal Action Over Dame Dash’s Movie Poster – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Earlier this week, DameD...